She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Raegan. She is gorgeous, though maybe kind of snobby, would you? don’t give up on brunettes yet!
Answer: no. Your not helping with this…she has chipped teeth, pointy cheeks and I’m assuming I won’t like the body.

Finally someone gets a picture of Tiger Woods. Good job National Enquirer. I am surprised he chose a sex rehab in the United States. There are so many cooler ones with better thread count overseas. Especially places like Sweden (they f*ck like rabbits over there from what I hear).

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???
Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik
Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here
If you don’t see your school just email me to add it. Freshman 15 for life!
THE DIRTY ARMY: I came across these pictures one of my friends took when he went to a Hooter’s Bikini Contest at the Hard Rock Casino in Biloxi, Mississippi…..Number 16 is a train wreck, look at her stomach…..All of these chicks are beat, I dont think there was even 1 hot chick at this event……there’s even a few dudes that look like they went to the same Plastic Surgeon Tranny Manny used……This is just more proof that the world is coming to an end……I decided!
Since when did Brook Hogan decide her favorite number is 16?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Mark. Look at him, he is a douche. I think the picture speeks for itself.
Is that the kid from Powder?
Must have been one large Purple Crayon. Perhaps it was a Limited Edition shade of Purple.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jay. He is a low life drug dealer. This guy is the black version of a guido, especially with that penciled on luigi looking stash. And are those 1 dollar bills I see there with a few 20’s lol this guy thinks he is ballin and says girls are always after his money
I smell noodles, or weed?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Kyle. This douche is a security gaurd at electric cowboy. He lets in underage girls so he can sleep with them or try too at least. Half the time while he is working he is talking to girls and tryin to make out with them once their drunk enough. This guy thinks he is the coolest guy on earth and has some huge fan club, little does he know everyone is just using him so they don’t have to pay cover.
I feel like she doesn’t actually work there, and he just wears some random security shirt.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik the dude in the yellow is Daniel aka Dboy, or as I like to call gay boy. Here he is taking a breather from giving some road head too his buddy there to snap a quick pic. This guy has been wearing that same gay little rope necklace for years. He is a little bible boy or should I say the rebel bible boy this guy f*cks all the dirty girls or born again virgins he can.
I can barely look at this picture, his shirt is blinding me.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,These are the best girls in at Mississippi state. Really! It is sad.
Come on, Dirty Army, there must be at least one hot chick there. Find her for me.- nik