She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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GTL More Like STL
Posted in Missouri, St Louis | March 17th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik ever since Jersey Shore came out, this kid at my college in St. Louis thought he would be the best new cast mate. He thinks its cool to dress up and go out like this. The best part: he’s actually blonde and pale, but likes to dye his hair black and get spray tans. He requests the color “burnt orange.”
He obviously has a small greg with a tan line like that.- nik
Sloot Train
Posted in Kansas City, Missouri | March 12th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these two girls think that they run kc and are THE hottest b*tches around. what you think?
I don’t see any girls in either pic. Proactiv, can you help or is it out of your reach?- nik
Bad Girls Gone Worse
Posted in Missouri, St Louis | March 12th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Heres the famous Gutie and Hanna. Two welll known sl*ts. They f*cked Ricky along with Adriana and Lainy. They’re a lesbian clan and they are obssesed with eachother. They have side jobs too. I’m prettty sure someone in the comment box will provide you with there numbers for their services. They all love purple crayons..
I’m sure lefty is making a gem now that slumdog millionaire made a solid release last year in the US, righty not so much.- nik
Nasty Guidette
Posted in Kansas City, Missouri, Would You? | March 11th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik I met this girl the other night and I think she is gorgeous. Just want some feedback. Would you?
ANSWER: No, she has no neck doesn’t know how to dress and you can clearly see those two pencils for legs are holding up a humpty dumpty style figure.- nik
Craigslist Pro
Posted in Missouri, St Louis | March 5th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: LET ME TELL YOU A STOREY ABOUT A C*U**T NAMED CARRIE, SHES GOT HERSELF ON CRAIGLIST, EVEN THOUGH SHES LOOKIN’ SCARRIE, NOW SHE’S OUT EVERY NIGHT JONESIN’ FOR SOME CR*CK, STROLLIN’ DOWN THE ‘low-track’ & THERE AIN’TNO LOOKIN’ BACK! SHE THINKS SHE’S A FINE COUGAR, OUT THERE ON THE PROWEL, EVEN THOUGH SHE SLAPS HER MAKE-UP ON WITH A CONCRETE TROWEL! AT FIRST SHE KNOCKED ALL THE WORKING GIRLS ie: ( ESCORTS,HOOKERS & HO’S ) WELL GUESS WHAT CARRIE WH**LAN? YOU’RE THE CR*CK WHORE NOW, AND EVERYBODY KNOWS………?…… !!!!!!!!…….! HEY BITCH DO YOU REMEMBER, WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE ” HOLIER-THAN-THOU ” ? I WOULD LIKE TO SEE YOU TALKIN’ ALL THAT BULL SH*T NOW. YOU’R FREINDS ARE GONE, YOU’R FAMILY KNOWS & WON’T PICK UP THE PHONE, BECAUSE ALL YOU DO IS WHINE AND CRY LOOKING FOR A LOAN !!!! SHE SELLS HERSELF ON CRAIGSLIST, NOW WHO’D HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT? SHE DOESN’T MAKE MUCH MONEY ….. BUT SHE DOES F*CK FOR CRACKN !!!!!!! {{{{ SHE’S WASHED UP ,, USED UP ,, F*CKED UP ,, LEFT OUT ,, LUCKED OUT ,, SUCKED OUT ,, F*CKED OT LOOKIN’ FOR A HAND OUT }}}} HOW YA LIKE ME NOW .
I don’t know who would pay anything for this! She’s not even a cougar, she is old enough to be in god’s waiting room (rest home).- nik
Kansas City Is Looking Sexy
Posted in Kansas City, Missouri, The Dirty | March 4th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: This dirty chick thinks she runs Kansas City!! Her name is Carrmone (A.K.A. C.C.) She doesnt know if her last name is Castillo or Bears!! Which one is it!! She told a couple of her friends when she was 17 that she didnt know how many guys she has slept with but thought maybe 87!!
Judging from her body type I am going to say 67 of those 87 were black dudes. I decided.- nik
The Worst Of Mizzou
Posted in Dirty Predator, Missouri, St Louis | February 26th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this species of assh*le is called a CARL G**. He is on the Mizzou football team which makes him an automatic wh*re who only wants to f*ck. But it gets better, he hits girls, chokes them and tells them to hide in the closet til he has cooled down enough to look at their faces. This BOY is a BASTARD!! I’m just doing the campus a favor by sending out a warning: BEWARE OF THIS MUTHAF*CKA!
Athletes beating girls? This is news to me.- nik
Missouri Stalker
Posted in Missouri, St Louis | February 25th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Lindsey Sch*idt. Please help me warn the guys at Mizzou. She is the definition of a stalker. My friend f*cked her once a while ago (heard she was terrible in te sak too) and she now thinks she entitled to some sort relationship. When she sees him out she breaks down cryin if he doesnt say talk to her. She trys to start drama whenever she can. She goes around callin all my friends to hang out but doesnt realize were all sittin next to each other pressing the decline button. So please boys at Mizzou and in the STL, DO NOT get involved with this cry baby drama queen, shes not worth your time.
It’s like her lips are the same color as her face.- nik
Cleaning Out My Closet
Posted in Missouri, St Louis, Would You? | February 22nd, 2010THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey NIK…..This couragous trust fund baby walks all over Washington Ave. free-style rapping (while stomping in his big black army boots) – mind you- trying to pick up the skeeziest of the skeeze outside the new tatoo joint boasting his trust fund. Well NIK, do you think its laundry time for this Marshal, MO Rapper?……BTW….Would You?
I don’t know which look is more embarrassing, the hand in the pants pedophile one or the I wish I was eminem look.- nik
Frankenstein
Posted in Dirty Predator, Missouri, St Louis | February 19th, 2010THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Im sure you have all heard of the Grim Reaper, now let me introduce you to the Grim CREEPER. This guy has creeped out more chicks than Michael Jackson has little boys. The last time he got laid was the day after NEVER, he has to use viagra just so he can jack-off. On top of all of this he has a sweet nickname TUCK= Tall Ugly Creeper Kid!!!
I like that nickname…Tuck is apparently too cool for sunscreen.- nik
