10.13.09

Future Model?

Future Model?

Future Model?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, do you think this girl has what it takes to be a model? She has self taken shots all over facebook.. like 3,000 pics all with alcohol or at some party covered with guys or beat chicks to make herself look better. Will accept any friend request. I mean she is ok for a small town suburban Missouri chick.

She must mean plus size modeling.- nik


Nik Richie

10.13.09

I Knew Missouri Was Filled With Ugly People

Posted in Missouri

 

20 year old Natural Double D's

20 year old Natural Double D's

 

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, this girl thinks she is a model, she goes to University of Central Missouri, a small school in suburban Kansas City, MO. She has been pregnant twice and somehow the babies just happen to disappear.. anyways she has natural double d’s the whole world has seen them. Always at parties trying to hook up and no guy will even go near it. She is pasty white and just needs to stop being a facebook wh*re.. Nik put this facebook model on blast.

Looks like a case of inbreeding to me, either that or she has a touch of downs.- nik


Nik Richie

10.07.09

Has Beens

Could you imagine, that everyone in highschool wanted to BONE THEM?!

Could you imagine, that everyone in highschool wanted to BONE THEM?!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Well, nik. My brother just showed me this website not too long ago and i thought of a perfect picture to put up on here from the girls that went to my school. They all this they are hot sh*t and could you believe that every guy wanted them? what are your thoughs to these slags?

I think their hideous…I feel sorry for you if these were the best looking girls while you were growing up.-nik


Nik Richie

09.30.09

Hot Mizzou Girl

Hot Mizzou Girl

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik - this is Amber. She’s from STL and goes to Mizzou. I think she’s gorgeous. Would you?

I am assuming your talking about the red cup chick.  She is not hot, once she looses the baby fat and fixes herself up send me a pic.-nik


Nik Richie

09.10.09

Brittany Loves Attention

Posted in Missouri

BRITTANY LOVES ATTENTION

BRITTANY LOVES ATTENTION

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik. here is a big sk*nk brittany, she’s from st. peters missouri && does she sure get around! She goes through boyfriends like underwear. ALl of her boyfriends have ended up cheating on her. She talks in a fake voice that makes her sound like she’s got a bunch of snot in her nose..&& walks around like she’s the sh*t.. when clearly shes not, I mean. look at that face.

I’m disgusted by her gums, you could literally build a whole new country on them.- nik


Nik Richie

09.02.09

Tony Romo’s New Girl

Tony Romo's New GIrl

THE DIRTY ARMY: So here is Tony Romo’s new girl Candice Crawford, she is a former Miss Missourri, and sister to probably for the gays actor Chance Crawford.

I think Jessica Simpson is hotter than this chick… she does have good “inner thigh gap” though.- nik


Nik Richie

08.20.09

Back To School

Back to School

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!


Nik Richie

08.19.09

STL Fupa

Posted in Missouri, St Louis

STL FUPA

STL FUPA

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this fat b*tches name is Nicole M. Looks like this cop has had one too many doughnuts. She is one nasty ska*k let me tell you. She f*cks around the STL like there is no tomarrow, spreading her std’s like wildfire. Not to mention she has a Fat Upper Pus*y Area and lop sided t*ts! She loves fake baking as you can tell and smothers her face in make up hoping to look sexy so a guy will crawl into bed with her. You can see the lop sided t*t in the zebra she killed to call a dress. This b*tch needs to get with it….reaaaal quick. What do you think nik?

After reading the first three sentences, and seeing her saggers in the second picture. I threw up.- nik


Nik Richie

08.17.09

Simple Would You?

Posted in Missouri, Would You?

Simple Would You?

Simple Would You?

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, she has a good body but would you?

Answer: No, her stomach rolls are disgusting and I feel like her mosquito bites are too high up on her chest. I mean they are practically touching her chin.


Nik Richie

08.12.09

Douchebags

Posted in Missouri, St Louis

Fucking Douchbags

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I knew these kids back in highschool and I never expected all the biggest douche bags would group up for a Homo Getaway in the Ozarks. They did nothing but take there shirts off and take pictures of their scrawny little bodies for a week. Watch out for the douche parade ladies they just went on their PRIDE week getaway.

Notice the ass grab, completely Forgy.- nik


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"