THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kara Sharp. She creeps on all of the freshman pledges at frat houses even though shes a sophomore. Her legs are open for ANYONE WHO DARES. Shes been rejected by even the worst of man wh*res. She has no friends, she had to drop out of her sorority because no one liked her. Shes fat, and her hair is wayyyyy too dyed and she wears a weave. And even in spite of all of this she thinks she’s hot and that all of the guys just love her. Ha that’s a joke!

She must be pretty flexible to open those legs wide enough for guys to enter.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these girls (Ashely Sl*an, Tara P*ke, Courtney G*rza) use to be way hotter in high school.  I wanted to show this to them, because they use to be the bomb.com but now anymore.  Therefore they should grow up and stop acting like it.

Let them live… fat people have feelings too.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, around Mizzou, this girl is known as “Kangaroo Pouch” because apparently she hops around from guy to guy and has a little pouch on her stomach that she tries to hide. For some reason, she actually thinks she’s hot enough to get into the bars at Mizzou without paying cover. The multiple guys that she’s been with say that she must have a bad case of IBD or something, because there’s nothing that can cover up that smell. She claims to have went to Mizzou and speaks French, but she has never stepped foot on that campus and doesn’t know one word of French. I heard that she also has let multiple guys tag team her. I gotta ask– how much money would it take Nik?

She spends too much time trying to cover her pooch that she forgot her arms.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is exactly why “Raw Pork” has to live through her made up Facebook personality. Look at her hillbilly family! That shit is embarassing! They all look like they could have been on America’s Most Wanted at one time or another and are making mth in their dirt road trailers as we speak. Quit hiding who you really are because we will expose you, Alyssa! I’ve never met a girl with a more stuck up attitude in my life. If she thinks bleaching her hair and tanning are going to keep her from being what she is, trailer trash, think again girl. Her 40something mom just got her associate of arts degree from a community college this May and acted like it was a PhD. For those of you who aren’t familiar, first of all lucky you because you’re probably actually educated, but that’s a two year general studies degree. The whole damn family is apparently working at Air Evac now, some kind of medical processing place in their hometown and you’d think they all won the fucking lottery. It’s a sh*t job in a sh*t town. “Starting over” in Arkansas was a good move, Pork. No one ever liked you in Missouri, your friends on Facebook only liked you because of the fake glamourous life you tried to play off and the weird pictures you posted that NEVER LOOKED LIKE YOU. “Jace is taking me to Vegas, Jace is taking me to LA” right? bullsh*t, you’re such a liar. Hope you enjoy being lonely and poor, and for the love of all that is holy buy some extensions, you look like a wannabe Suzie Orman d*ke. PEACE.

They’re all relying on ‘raw pork’ to kick out another litter, put some meat on the table.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Sami Holmes. She goes to mizzou and might be the hugest b*tch ever. She walks around as if she is better then anyone and thinks she can get any guy. She cakes her makeup on to hide the fake she isnt that pretty, and to hide her huge forehead. Not to mention she is miss missouri teen. Not very queen like, dont you think?

She’s got some weird put flaps…that sash was store bought.  I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. I can’t believe no one has ever posted about this guy before… his name is Matt Albert and he is a fifth year senior at MIZZOU. He literally thinks that he has the body of a God and that every girl should praise him. Although he is a roid freak, he isn’t a freak in the bedroom.  This crab infested excuse of a man has had multiple girls literally fall asleep on him during sex cause he gets them absolutely blackout drunk to where they just pass out. What a pathetic human being. Sorry Matt, you have been called out and new flash, your a tool. Ladies at mizzou. You have been warned.

I think he should become a 6 year senior… he needs more practice before he hits the real world.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: His name’s Nate Koerner and is a freshman at Mizzou. I have never met a more arrogant self absorbed person is my life. He only cares about himself and will do anything just to get his greg wet. Nobody knows how many girls he’s been with but they all no he’s a cheating man whore. he is currently dating some girl that’s way out of his league but is still trying to hook up with other girls. Personally I find him repulsive looking and don’t understand why anyone would settle for this guy. All I have to say is watch out for this one he’s a real work of art..

I’ guessing 2.  Holding hands doesn’t count.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, tou have to say yes to Addison. She’s a Mizzou knockout. I wish she would have decided on Drury instead or at least Missouri State because I would be jumping on that! What’s the word on this blond? I trust you to make the right decision this time.

Answer: No, I don’t like her shade, but I would like to know more.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been DA strong for almost a year and this kid needs to be on here for life, he is just trash. He makes girls fall for him, gets what he wants then never talks to them again. Who knows how many girls he’s been with, all he does is party and hook up with nasty girls. Put Clayt*n J*nes on blast!

He doesn’t really get what he wants, I’d be shocked if this guy doesn’t end up for the gays.  His stance is a dead give-away.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is CHRIS JONES he goes to mizzou he is in farmhouse. He is the creepiest f*cking guy ive ever met he seriously creeps on any and every girl he can. And no one actually wants to hook up with him because he is such a f*ck. He cheated on his awesome girlfriend with some meth head girl. He calls like every girl in his phone book every morning at 230 begging to come over pretending he is drunk. If you go to farmhouse stay away from him and watch out for your friends. oooo and he definitely gained the freshmen 400 fat *ss he used to be normal looking but now he is at serious risk for cardiovascular disease. And he thinks he is a frat superstar!!

It’s like he just eats pizza constantly.- nik