THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik did you hear about Eric Jones, a 19 y/o prominent and committed member of the Boy Scouts of America. He was kicked out on Sunday afternoon solely because he came out as a homosexual to the director of the organization’s annual Summer Camp in Missouri. Not only was he immediately removed from the camp because of their anti-gay policy, but the entire “process” has been caught on camera and will be used in Ryan James Yezak’s upcoming documentary entitled, “Second Class Citizens”, an all-encompassing look at discrimination based on sexual orientation here in the United States. The BSA specifically states in their policy that they do not grant membership to individuals who are open or avowed homosexuals.

I feel bad for Eric Jones. Sorry, but Boy Scouts of America needs to update their rule book. This is 2012, everyone is gay because of the economy.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Katie K. She won Miss Missouri last year and will be on NBC this year to compete for the title of Miss USA. She’s 23 but looks like shes 33. I can’t wait to see what she will look like in another 10 years after that…… i also can’t believe she won…seriously…I went to highschool with this chick and i can guarantee you that she was the stupidest, sl*ttiest, fakest, B*TCH ever! Ask anyone who AREN’T HER FRIENDS. Almost every guy had her. Also people always made fun of her because she was so stupid. She couldn’t even “Cheer” right…..I’m surprized that Missouri picked HER, for children and adults to look-up to! What is this world coming to?

I’m more concerned that Missouri still believes in Orange people.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I doubted your site at first. Alyssa’s life didn’t seem to be getting much better in spite of all the Dirty Motivation….but I was wrong. You can’t say you wouldn’t hit that now that she got extensions and she’s bleach blonde again. This girl had short black hair for like a year and she looks exactly like your wife Shayne now! Alyssa is your type. So what’s up, Nik? She’s your creation…so WOULD YOU?

Answer: No, next step is +2′s (nothing larger than 350cc) and a more defined jawline. We are getting there Alyssa, Rome wasn’t built in a day.