Missouri

Would You For $2.50

Posted in Dirty Cheerleaders, Missouri, St. Louis

Would you for $2.50?

Would you for $2.50?

Would you for $2.50?

THE DIRTY ARMY: First off, this slut is straight RAUNCHY. She thought once she went off to college, that she could start fresh; but she thought wrong.. Back in the day, a rumor began that she would suck dick for only $2.50, just to get a school lunch lmao! Come to find out it was actually true, which left her with the nickname two fifty. Since then, she has lived up to her name by keeping her mouth and legs open to anybody that’ll give her attention. Her boyfriend of 3+ years has no idea wtf his stupid girlfriend is doing with other guys. So watch out MO State students, you might get the clap from this hoe! And with that nasty body figure: pancake saggin’ ass, no titties, pumpkin top, AND greasy light reflecting face… Who would drop their lunch money on her services? So Nik, lunch or this slut?

$2.50 wouldn’t even be enough to get me drunk, so no.  I’m sure a lot of pre and post drinking goes on for the people who end up mounting this horse.- nik

#1 Douchbag Naked Male X-Model

Posted in Dirty Business, Jacksonville, Missouri

#1 douchbag naked male X-model

#1 douchbag naked male X-model

#1 douchbag naked male X-model

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these have got to be the BIGGEST losers plus douchebags on both ends. Seems like Jo*l beach house V*rgo could not make it for a naked model so when he went to Fl he leaves my best friend for this wh*re who clearly has a name.. SL*TTTTT. But she goes by Am*nda K*thr*n l*ker. She acts like she is this promoter, DJ whatever only girl. Well sweetheart your BF had a BJ last summer at the same bar you both were in. Joel act like a di*k you will be treated like one. This Loser gf knows your History and should stay away. But go ahead Aman*a pick your poison cause I seem to get a quickie with Jo*l every summer.Your Man does sh*t where he eats!Now this is bittersweet! he did me wrong and now he does you wrong. hahaha.

What is with all the stars in their names?- nik

Plagued Sloot

Posted in Columbia, Missouri

Herpes Whore

Herpes Whore

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this btch is a whore, drug addict and mother. . She smokes weed in front of her two year old son and she fcks the whole town she is in, even though she has drd. I have to admit, she does tell most of the guys first. Her name is kelsey cissna. She is fcking liar and will say anything to win you over. She is very charming but if you get to close, she will put you through hell and make up things that didn’t happen in her own head. She needs help. She cannot hold onto anyone that has ever been close in her life. She will ruin shit and threaten you in a heart beat….OVER NOTHING. She is very much an internet sensation around the stl, columbia, and KC parts of town. I know a lot of you have met or had some kind of shit with this bitch. So ladies and gents, keep your legs closed because the herp is comin.

She needs some drawing lessons and +2′s cause I could swear I’m looking at a dude.- nik

Bekka L

Posted in Kansas City, Missouri

Bekka Lukenbill

Bekka Lukenbill

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl here is one of the trahiest girls I have ever met. She has been pregnant 3 times now and had one abortion and a misscariage. She loves to post on her status how bad her life is and how bad her baby’s daddy is but yet she is with him. She makes up he abuses her all the time and post it for everyone to see. She thinks she is hot too and she is so trashy looking. She bleaches her hair all the time and it is totally fried to the crisp. Every guy who has slept with her says she is the worst lay they have ever had! She is just pure trash.

Bleaching her hair is the least of her problems.- nik

RawPork Strikes Back

Posted in Missouri

RawPork Strikes Back

THE DIRTY ARMY: RP is pissed about being posted on TheDirty so much ha. She’s dropping out of her cheap public university to go to hair school now. Think being a personal trainer or plastic surgeon would help her out way more. Her shoulders are so round her arms are meaty and her head blends into her wide neck. She might as well give up and be a maid. Bein a hair dresser is just being a servant to people with more money than u. Some fat middle aged man with a 40k income needs to hurry up and marry her so he can pay off her $20k+ debt and get her +2′s. What are you maxing out your credit cards on and blowing student loans on Pork cuz you look like shit no matter how much you distort all your shitty iphone facebook pics. Stop wearing the same outfit from Platos Closet every other day.

Lets be realistic, that debts never getting paid off no matter who she sleeps with.- nik

Just Gross

Posted in Kansas City, Missouri, Would You?

Just gross.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This girl just turned 18 and is pregnant with her 2nd kid. She was sneekin out at 13 to sleep with college guys and went to rehab for alcohol abuse. She drank while pregant and bragged about how much her 2 month old loved dr pepper and beef jerky and she will sleep with any guy who will give her 5 minutes of attention. she goes to UCM in warrensburg. watch out.

So being pregnant makes it okay for you to shave your head? I don’t think so.- nik

Stay Away, No Joke

Posted in Missouri, St. Louis

stay away no joke

THE DIRTY ARMY: okay so this is tiffany miller and brendan oday. They are soo far stuck up eachothers asses its rediculous.so brendan is a hroin addict piece of shit who isnt going anywhere with his life and cheats on all of his girlfriends. tiffany is soo in love with him that she blows off her friends to be with him.she literally has noone but him and her family.thats itttt.the dude thinks hes soo hot but i mean come on i wouldnt touch him with a ten foot pole.he has had sex with so many girls already and cheated on all them i mean really who would get with that?please tell me what u think !!

An intervention is the only option, shes hooked on the drugs.- nik

MSU Predator

Posted in Missouri, St. Louis

MSU predator.

MSU predator.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Chris Newsom (left). This sad excuse for a man is a sexual predator. When he was 19 he molested a drunk 16 year old girl and was chased out of a house party after he was caught. The guy even lied his way out of criminal charges! How f*ckin skeezy! Women at Missouri State University beware, this guy is a lying scum bag!

Was that drunk 16 year old a man.- nik

Super Douche

Posted in Missouri, St. Louis

Super Douche

Super Douche

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this tool is jason hes the biggest douche bag ive ever met he walks around stl thinkin hes hot shit and that all girls want him postin shit on facebook about himself thats not even true. he says he can get any girl he wants but by the looks of it he’ll be attracting more girls than guys. he cheats on his girlfriend and lies to her face about it . this dude cannot be trusted. he thinks hes all hot sh*t because hes from L.A. but he moved to STL before he cant afford to even live there somebody needs to give him a reality check.

He’s probably from Inglewood, and thinks he’s the next greatest rapper.- nik

Disgusting

Posted in Missouri, St. Louis

hucccimama

THE DIRTY ARMY: Kyle Thomas is a man slooot, bisexual that hits on all the guys in south county and tries to get them to have group sex with oter girls when in all reality everyone knows hes gay so no girls really talk to him. h claims hes rich and always has is throwing down each weekend yet no one ever hears stories or has been to a party of his. he is a twin and the gay one of the set his brother kc isnt much better hes a fake ass wanna be gansta rapper that was slapped on his only music video and still posted it.

He is probably hiding his eyes, so people don’t recognize him from working at the local Mcdonalds.- nik