Thursday 23rd May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Sonya Fools Men

January 30, 2013 Billings, Montana State 13 6,531 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok so nik this nasty beat up looking bitch Sonya Huelsman Woods thinks she is the hottest person in the world. She thinks that she is god’s gift to men, and she thinks that she is a model. LMAO. She is a stalker. I’m mortified everytime I log onto my account and see that she’s viewed it 20x. She actually thinks that people are jealous of her ugly ass. She looks like an aids patient hooked on crck. I don’t think that taking pictures in a dark hall or on your kitchen counter with your legs open showing the world your rotten gash is modeling. Someone should beat her in the face with a brick to make her look better. I think that is a 12 year old boy. What do you think?

That emails about to blow up.- nik



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UPDATE: Dirty Jennifer Welsh

December 17, 2012 Montana State 81 5,320 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this is a pic of Jennifer Welsh with a group of guys she sleep with hope yhry know what she has i think she needs to put her bra back on before her boobs hit her knees what do you think?

You know you still live at moms house when you put a towel down on the table.- nik



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Screwed Up His Job For A Little Action

October 11, 2012 Dirty Predator, Las Vegas, Montana State 2 5,507 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Chris Cheff is the biggest cheater I know. He cheated on me for years. He has cheated on every girlfriend that he has ever had. Chris is a liar. He has an excuse for every time that he’s cheated. He is currently in a relationship with a woman who is obviously dumber than a box of rocks or has very low self esteem. Chris moved from Las Vegas to Montana because he couldn’t find a job after he was fired for being a theif and having sex with a woman while on the job. He can’t keep a job and is currently unemployed. He had to move into his parents house. His girlfriend has no idea that he’s seeing a woman named Kim Thomas behind her back. The sad thing is this woman knows he has a girlfriend and doesn’t care. Obviously she is too wrapped up in his “yumminess”. Unfortunately, there is nothing yummy about Chris. He lies, he cheats, he is a sex addict. It’s all he thinks about. He slept with a teacher named Brooke in Las Vegas which was against the rules and she said that the only thing he wanted to do when he was with her was have sex. All the while, he was traveling to Arizona to have sex with his actual girlfriend. He is on every dating site imaginable just trying to get laid and is totally into threesomes. If you have an a friend (attractive or not) he’s going to want to bang her too. Chris is a horrible excuse for a man. He sees the world as one big frat party and he doesn’t care who he uses. His junk is nasty. Both Chris and Kim are dirty if you ask me and his current girlfriend is a dumbass to continue to put up with his behavior. But that’s just my opinion. You should know better than to put your activities on FB for the world to see. Time for the girlfriend to wise up and dump your ass. When did blue eyes give you the right to cheat?

I doubt it was very important anyways. Looks like he resides on a couch.- nik



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Montana Teasers Filth

September 24, 2012 Missoula, Montana State 15 6,826 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Well nik the big guy is a “DJ” at the sh*t hole strip club teasers, he lives behind his computer and talks shit like hes a tough guy, as you can see here, there are 2 of the ‘dancers’ pretty sure both have a kid or two and both are strung out on m*th…. I think this is actually going to be the future “Montana M*th Project” advisement.. Just want to let everyone know what they are getting themselves into if they choose to go to teasers…. where the strippers are all alcoholic moms and “DJ’s” jack off to the fatties on stage! The second picture is one of the ‘House Girls” Laura Lee…and she is about as big as one, blond, horrible saggy huge tits, a belly that hangs over her vagina and she is easily over the 190# mark. The thing behind with brown hair is another meth stripper whos mother worked at the club with her.

What a weird looking Rave.- nik



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Flower Of Montana

January 2, 2012 Montana State 23 5,412 Views

Flower of Montana

Flower of Montana

Flower of Montana

THE DIRTY ARMY: This creature is Katelynn Fleming. She is 19 and works at the Comfort Inn in Miles City, Montana. She hits on the railroad workers that stay at the hotel, and has even slept with some of them, including a married man. She will spread her legs instantaneously given the chance. Apparently, she has to prey on the lonely workers, because her alien eyes and fish lips scare off the locals. So here is my question to you NIK, are there ANY good looking girls in Montana, or is this really the best that Montana can do?

Make sure you shave your pits next time you take a pic like that.- nik



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Brittney Soares For Greg

July 15, 2011 Montana State 43 7,067 Views

Brittney Soares For Cock

Brittney Soares For Cock

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl has the power to seduce you like no other. She plays soft and sweet but when you get to know her and date her she will cheat on you like she doesn’t even know you. I personally went to school with her and omg her queefs are nasty. she doesn’t even care. but the fact is every guy in Folsom knows this slut. We were told by her best friend Tayana that the only reason shes going to Montana is because shes tired of the folsom dick.

You shouldn’t wear short shorts with a top like that.  Its so obvious your covering up the fat.- nik



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