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Best Time Of The Year For This
Posted in Montana State | February 15th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: This may have been posted before..not sure. Can there be a specific month devoted to trout slaying? I think my goal is to take a picture with this beer during all encounters with its name..yes?
That guy may be my hero.- nik
Dirty Dog Girl
Posted in Montana State | January 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Florence M_ce. She is a gold digging, dog breeder who raises Kuvasz (crazy big white dogs) and Golden retrievers in Montana. She dropped out of school, started banging a married men, and travelling the dog show circuit. She has an amazing opinion of herself, and feels that the world should tolerate and support her and her wild pack of dogs. She’ll travel with 10 of them in her truck. Dog Show People are wacky! For whatever reason, she has the princess syndrome bad. She’ll glom on to anyomne that will giver her attention, and she longs to have a guy paying her bills. She’s a ma*ch.com queen and uses the term “voluptuous” to her advantage. .
Usually I wouldn’t put this up but I wanted to show how bad some of the photoshop jobs are that people send in.- nik
Would You?
Posted in Montana State, Would You? | September 18th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Kasie Rae a fitness model. She has a nice body but it is amazing how much better she looks in her pictures than in person. Just curious would you?
Answer: no. I couldn’t even do it if she actually looked like she does in her photoshopped pics. Photoshop is for liars.nik
Back To School
Posted in ASU, Alabama, Arizona / UofA, Auburn, BYU, Chico State, Clemson, Colorado, Colorado State, East Carolina University, FSU, Florida Gators, Fresno State, George Washington University, Georgetown, Georgia, Gonzaga, Harvard, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas State, MSU, Marquette, Marshall University, Maryland, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Missouri, Montana State, NC State, Navy, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Ohio University, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Oregon, Oregon State, Penn State, Pitt, Rutgers, South Florida, Southern Illinois University, Stanford, TCU, Tennessee, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, The Dirty, UCLA, UCONN, UCSB, UMASS, UNC, UNLV, USC, Utah, Utah State, VCU | August 20th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???
Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik
Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here
If you don’t see your school just email me to add it. Freshman 15 for life!
Oops I Crapped My Pants!
Posted in Montana State, The Dirty, University Of Montana | August 2nd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is there anything slimier than a 2 bit wh*re holding a fish? Wutcha think of one of montana’s Finest that sh*t her pants last summer at a party?
Looks like she is into Old Men.- nik
Apple Approved: New Iphone Application For Scoring Ganja
Posted in Anchorage, Denver, Dirty News, Hawaii, Las Vegas, Michigan, Montana State, Newport, Oregon, The Dirty, Washington | July 20th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: (TRANSRACIAL) Apple has just approved a new Iphone app that helps folks find their nearest marijuana-distribution center with a few easy clicks. Appropriately-named Cannabis, the $2.99 app allows Iphoners to find legal marijuana dealers in the 13 states where medical-MJ has been approved.Users search by city or zip-code, with data supplied — and continually updated — by Imedicalcannabis.org, a patient resource center. Interestingly, the software has been developed by techies who are themselves medical marijuana users — and 50 cents of every app down-load will be donated to pro-bud avocacy groups.
This application is going to make bank. Glad to see that Apple will get their cut in drug trafficking.- nik
4th Of July Redneck Style
Posted in Dirty TV, Montana State, The Dirty | July 9th, 2009THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this seriously has to be the most white trash Fourth celebration I have ever seen. Our founding fathers must be so proud that the trash of Canada is celebrating our holiday.
Dude, no way… Chromachine is like my favorite band.- nik
MSU Girls
Posted in Montana State, St Louis, Would You? | May 18th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: just one question.. which one would you?
Answer: No, are you delusional? Those girls are all obese with SHIM faces.
Chi H*e’s!
Posted in Montana State, University Of Montana | May 5th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: these girls are HUGE WH*RES! they think they are so hot! well pretty sure everyone around campus knows you guys are the Chi H*e’s!
What ever happened to the days of Sorority girls being hot? Montana State, I need to see some better looking chicks from you.- nik
You Are NOT A Red Cup
Posted in Montana State, University Of Montana | April 30th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Saw this at my gym. I’m not sure why these cups can’t except the fact that they’re translucent. I mean I know that red cups are every other cup’s wet dream, but seriously you’re translucent…you don’t even have a color. Sad.
Looks to me like those clear cups are just trying to fit in, it will never happen though.- nik
