She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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Canada Is Still The Best
Posted in Calgary, Montreal, The Dirty, Vancouver | March 11th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just wanted to remind you and all the americans how much you guys suck at hockey. Here is our GOLD MEDAL WINNING HOCKEY TEAM from the best country on earth CANADA eh. So good luck in 1,429 days when the 2014 winter olympics start. Until then Canada and Gayden are #1.
You French people are morons… the best players on your team work in America and get paid in US currency. Get a life.- nik
Finally Found Your Noodle
Posted in Montreal, Would You? | March 10th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s a brunette hybrid Asian that will definitely change your mind. She is so hot, definitely the hottest person to ever put on a Habs jersey…ever. I would sell my soul to be with this girl, which means she must be at least worthy of something from you. so would you?
ANSWER: No, I would never be able to rinse off the smell, plus she has bad back knee fat.- nik
Montreal Cream Of The Trash Crop
Posted in Montreal | March 8th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This chicks name is Stacey,Shes real Montreal garbage she hits the clubs with her friends gets trashed and is always trying to hook up with anyone she can find.She used to go with this guy that was so embarrassed to be seen with her he wouldn’t even go into her apartment with her and would just do her in her car.She’s fat loves a little ATM and is always talking sh*t,You need to put this slut in check and do all of us a favor! I smell Noodles.
I would discard my phone immediately if she ever sent me a picture of herself.- nik
Juliano The Poser
Posted in Montreal | February 16th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Julian or “Juliano” as he tries to pass himself off as, is the biggest poser, thief and faggot in Port Coquitlam. Hes not even from Port Coquitlam, hes actually from Abbotsford but got ran out of town. He steals from EVERYONE including his bestfriends and is not to be trusted. The guy fakes being italian, sleeps with whatever nasty girl he can and one time he shat himself at a party. When hes not getting punched out every weekend hes at his grandmas house in his pink room trying to act hard. Theres even a video of this kid getting punched out on youtube! This guy sexuality is softer than his punches. Look in one of the pictures the kid actually has a black eye from his active weekend of getting punched out. What a f*g.
Your life is not a rap video.- nik
Canada Is Still Frustrated With TheDirty
Posted in Montreal, The Dirty, Toronto, Vancouver | February 3rd, 2010
EMAIL: Hi Nik, it’s me your Number 1 Vancouver fan. I see you did not listen to my advice and you are still growing the site and causing problem here in Canada. Didn’t you learn your lesson last time? Remember when I put you out of commission for a day or so and everyone thought you killed yourself? Do I need to make an example out of you again? I don’t know how to say it any clearer, STOP F*CKING WITH CANADA! We are not a bunch of pussies like all the Americans. Our national sport is hockey, a man’s sport, not pussy baseball. Keep it up and Canada may just shut you down for good this time. Be smart, don’t mess around with Canada.
Stick and stones might break my bones, but words will never hurt me… bring it.- nik
Exotica Nose
Posted in Montreal, Would You? | February 1st, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Danielle Morl**, would you Nik? She’s pretty and nice. McGill University, Montreal age 19.
Answer: Hell No, she wouldn’t come close my Greencard opportunity. How many times has that nose been punched.
Halifax Hoar
Posted in Montreal, Toronto | December 29th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Cara ni** Ca** a lapdancer from Halifax that started Featuring in Montreal…don`t know why she got the job in the first place cause she is a terrible dancer and can`t perform, but did a porno with some other trash bag..now became famous for like a week in Montreal. She will sleep with anyone who tells her she is pretty and posts videos of herself on YouTube dancing to little Wayne, who she is dying to sleep with..lol! She is a dirty, dirty, nasty girl. NO CLASS…and has terrible creepy loooong nails that look 80`s hoarish. She lets guys mentally abuse her and treat her like sh*t. You gotta see her pole dancing video…so amateur and clunky. She has the ugliest horse mouth and sucks any and all stripclub owners cocks…just to work at the club again cause her shows are horendous, they don`t even book her smelly tunafish hole anywhere..thank god she went back to Halifax…her career is OVER!!! She is weathered and totally beat looking for 22…or 23 whatever her age is..she is used and abused…wears a KILO of makeup and shaves off her eyebrows! like who does that??? she dresses like a hoe and talks like she is from the ghetto…only thing Ghetto about this dirty hoar is the way she hands out her smelly putang to anyone or anything without wearing condoms. She does photoshoots but will never make it to Playboy or even Hustler…she is so GROSS! I know for a fact she gets gangbanged all the time. You should see her without makeup..it`s freakin sick..no natural beauty at all..
I’m surprised the only thing thats not fake on her is her boobs. I don’t think a chest can be pushed out anymore.- nik
Something Wrong?
Posted in Montreal | December 28th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what the hell is wrong with this picture. I went to high school with this chick, he name was something Ca**… Laura I think. Anyway, she’s beat as hell and obviously has no idea! She gives a bad name to Montreal girls. I just had to submit this fugly ass pic!
Something is wrong, she never brushed her teeth..I thought she was fake she looked so bad.- nik
Drop Dead Gorgeous
Posted in Montreal, Would You? | December 17th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is 21 years old Jessica from Quebec and I think she is SMOKING! She’s a friend on Facebook. I know you’re picky, but I just wanted to see what you would say. Im sure no because of the makeup, but even when she is acting silly I still think she’s hot. So what do you then?
Answer: No, she looks like a Tranny both with and without make up, it’s a lose lose situation.
True Love Doctor
Posted in Montreal, The Dirty | December 11th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik whats up? So I downloaded this ap for my Iphone, it’s a chat called “***** ****” where you can talk to people from all over the world. Seems safe enough, so I upload a pic and the responces roll in! I ignored many of them, but this one night I accidently left my ap open, so it said I was still online. The next day I open my phone and the ap is open, please refer to the pictures to see what a warm welcome I recieved from my boy Raheem. I was shocked! This guy is crazy! Is that how you pick up chicks? And his profile said “have respect and love one other” he’s obviously being sarcastic right? So I took a bunch of pics of the convo we had and his pics, just wanna let the girls in his area know to STAY AWAY! and if you have the ap too DO NOT TALK TO HIM! LOL!
He looks like every girls fantasy. What chick doesn’t want to be with a cat that plays Call of Duty 4 all day.- nik
