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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, just wanted to share this pic with you, thought it was funny.  I can’t tell if these are +2′s or just natural, figured I’d ask you since you are a professional when it comes to these type of things?

Natural mutation.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Valerie Pastras from Montreal and is one of the biggest Golddiggers, 2faced backstabbing b*tch in the city.  All her ”friends” have no idea that she talks sh*t about them behind their back.  The old guy on the pix is her fiance for 5 yrs now, at first she didn’t even want to look at him until she heard that he had a Lamborghini (which wasn’t even his) and then she pretended to love him so that he’d marry her.  In the mean time she talks about having sex with other guys as soon as she gets the chance.  She was dating some guy for 6 yrs and she dumbed him for this old man because the young one didn’t have money.  She talks behind everybody’s back even her bffs and her cousin all the time.  Never ever trust her, she will stab you in the back and say sh*t about you because shes an insecure b*tch who doesn’t like nobody being better or more successful than her.  Everything about her is fake, her eye color her hair her teeth and duhh her boobs also and because of that she thinks she is the hottest girl around.  In school she used to wear a full on face of make up for gym class and everybody made fun of her.  She is living off daddy s money until a dumb guy comes around.  She backstabs all the people around her because she is insecure and she has to be the one who looks the best.  If she hears something not true about one of her friends she will NEVER defend them even if she knows that it s absolutely not true. Enough of her looking like an innocent girl when all she is is a backstabbing 2faced golddigging b*tch jealous of all her friends.

I think those are real.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here Penelopee Kimm (my friend) in Montreal.  She will probably freak out when she sees this, but you and the American idiots need to see what we have in Montreal.  This is what a goddess walking amongst humans looks like.

If she got a chin implant her nose wouldn’t make her face look like a triangle.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, first off I’d like to say that Montreal girls have been seriously under represented on this site.  So I give you the cream of the crop. This hottie’s name is Carin and she is the hottest chick I’ve ever seen. She’s not all natural (fake t*ts and maybe more), but god damnnnn!!  She is serious material trust me.  What do you think?

**Are they being serious?  I’m confused.- JV

Sorry, I cannot judge retards. I have morals.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Bruno, the ultimate gold-digger’s dream! Or so they think! So here it is! I’m about to air out his dirty laundry! Bruno is a fake rich guy that carries his entire bank account in his pocket in order to impress the ladies. That’s exactly how he landed Sonia, his grey girlfriend. I swear, if you see this girl in the streets you would think that she’s a walking corps. Now if only Sonia knew that Bruno is cheating on her. With a man that is! I guess it’s a match made in heaven since she’ll shut her mouth as long as he pays her to do so.

I wonder if he loves himself?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Sindy. A 40 something year old dead beat mother. Ahe enjoys going to clubs, bars and private hotel parties to “give haircuts” to men she meet at clubs. At least that’s what her excuse is as to why she goes to a hotel room with a bunch of men she just met or privately one on one. She went to hairdressing school but didn’t complete because she’s too lazy and too stupid to complete it. She would rather dance on a pole and suck c*ck for a living. She meet with clients at the club she works at and suck and jerk them off just so she can go on vacation with them for free and post her photos with her hugging a bunch of trees on facebook. I recently found out this nasty stripper h*e f*ck my friend’s husband, when my friend found out she left him. She left him about 4 months ago… GOOD FOR HER! She goes around spreading rumors about how my friend’s baby isn’t her husband’s child. This Sindy b*tch had been married and divorced about 2 times already. She have one child, a girl who doesn’t even live with her. The father has full custody… why? Because sindy could care less about her, She strips and work as an escort. she doesn’t have time for her daughter, she would rather go out, get drunk, s*ck cock and snort Pepsi. Find random men she meet at nightclubs or the clubs she work at and go on vacation with them. This girl had been passed around waaaaaaay too many times so I’m surprise I haven’t seen her on here yet! Sindy, you sl*t! Close your legs, stop the partying, stop snorting Pepsi, stop going on vacation with strangers, stop sucking cock and having unprotected sex just for a trip to Mexico. Go take care of your daughter!

A little late for braces.  What will you be, 50, when they’re off..- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I recently came across a post talking about Monalisa Hypnotik on your blog and I think you should make her a dirty celeb! She is sk*nky, a true hoodrat, has a fat *ss (cottage cheese included) and photoshopped pictures as well as a luscious orange tan. I didn’t know she was a rapper but after seeing the other post I went on youtube and it worth the time, it’s hilarious… Oh wait, is she serious with that? What do you think?

I hope I don’t bump into this guy when I visit Montfake this year.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, he is lying and cheating on his girlfriend with his steroid small penis!  She thinks he’s so faithful when he be out banging every chick in Laval!  Sorry Christine but you got a player on your hands.

I blame Christine’s skin color for his cheating ways.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, TheDirty is blowing up here in Montreal and we are in desperate need of a Dirty Celeb.  Believe it or not, we have some of the hottest girls in Canada here.  More than half of Montreal wants to sleep with this girl, but I’m kinda of on the fences… This is why I wanted to ask you what you think about her?

That butt cannot be real.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,This Site is god sent, kudos to you and JV. This is Keila SweetSugar or Keila Charles-Remy 24 yo from Montreal. I Think she was in here before a while back. She’s is the most fake and nastiest sloot with high mileage you would ever meet if you come down here in any trash strip bars and decide to say goodbye to your fame in drd’ed escort services .She has more skeletons in her closet than an old nazi concentration camp.Her brother,who lived in Venezuela with her father, needed 100$ US for an operation in which he was hospitalized and nearly dying.She never sent the money and said that she doesn’t know them and shouldn’t give a sh*t about them since she spent most of her life in juvenile detention centres. She has no Heart or soul. This bimbo pepsi head, and multiple other sh*t-taken she can fill up her nastiness, fled when her boyfriend Carl got arrested for growing green, she never went to see him or sent any money for him. He Found out while in prison that she was spreading her love joints to most purple crayons in there(he’s white btw)while they were dating,dude was a complete joke in Prison. She was bj’ing her landlord, who was her boyfriends best friend(they both work in construction) at the time to keep the place and while he was out in the snow shoveling she gave the Landlord the swiftest BJ .She even laughed when he nearly caught her at one time. When she ran out in shame, she met her 70yo client/sugar daddy while she was stripping/escort and moved in with him in his loft where he owned a few buildings and businesses.What 24 yo would ever have sex with a 70 yo …(gagging). That’s Disgusting in all levels of life…Continues to sleep with a bunch of men while he’s out of town or away. Grandpa paid for her +2′s which is a total wreck and should sue the plastic surgeon,it looked like Edward Scissorhands did the job and left her with abnormal scars around her Ariolas and lines going south of both of her nipples. She claims to be a singer and a model but incredibly s*cks at Both (see Pictures) with her smoky tranny voice. she slept with all of her Grandpas Tenants ,clients and neighbours to get a record deal, house-wreck or when grandpa runs out of viagra. she even slept with this fake *ss rapper 1etranjj and a few corny rappers that promised her a deal or a spot in their video,(Songs are called “Number 1″ by jae(gay) ridah and “Criminelle” by Emmanuelle Travis) if she gave them the *ss which she proudly did. She admitted, while wasted at work, i heard her say that she slept with her friends boyfriend while she was pregnant and another one when she was out of town. She Talk sh*t about everyone she meets behind their back and then calls them babe with her evil hypocrite look. She wears a Wig which hides her lost headline. she builds up fake fb account to spy on her exes just because she’s a jealous b*tch…Nobody likes her and the only people still talking to her is those that don’t know anything about her since she plays the actress so well. She hates all of her friends and jealous of those that has kids and moved on with their lives, calling-out all of them saying they did escort services, previously or currently, to buy their kids furniture. She’s delusional. She’s friends with another purple crayon guzzler who thinks she’s Black by talking creole and works as a shooter girl in some pepsi head/steroid juicers’ club. She likes to take poses of herself alone and talks in the mirror to someone like she’s actually having a conversation with someone in the mirror. Insane. Psycho b*Tch is going out with this producer and boy does he not know what kind of girl she is.Please put her on blast so he can understand all the drama in his life is caused by this Tea-baggee. On her fb page she claims that she bought him a Car and she gets beat up by him. I’ve met him and so is my friends known him for years. He’s the most coolest dude i ever met and most sexiest man i’ve slept with. I know he has a temper but never hits a lady if she doesn’t throw the first punch. Real Talk no one should get hit a girl but if a B*tch gets shady and aggressive on you, make her remember she’s part of the Smack-a-h*e tribe . I’ve worked with her several times and every time i see her at work or on FB she’s always blabbering about how men don’t treat her like should be treated and belittles any men who can’t “deliver”. Funny thing is that all of the men she had sex with said she had a loose vajayjay, don’t know how to use her baggage,and also doesn’t use any condoms with her football league. Her new beau should break up with her and leave that tr*mp she’s trash and don’t deserve anyone’s attention.

I like how the tie dye matches the bed spread.- nik