THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, get a kleenex ready because this is depressing. This is FOUNE PY and she is diseased. I am exposing her only because she has ruined my sex life.
I broke up with my girlfiend of 3 years, was depressed and met this broad at Sotto while she was working. We flirted all night and I thought she was pretty sexy and I somehow managed get her back to my place. Biggest flipping mistake of my life. She told me she has never done anything like this before which almost made me die laughing. Mid way through f*cking her, something smelled nasty. Though I was drunk, I was still able to realize that it was her f*cking VAGINA. I would describe the smell as ROTTEN TUNA. Maybe she had a hard day at work? Still.. gross so I stopped it there and as politely as possible I gave her cab fare and asked her her leave. Here is the best part. I did not use a condom because I was wasted. A few days after this tragic nightmare, I got painful blisters all over my greg aka drd and was diagnosed several weeks later with *** and got drd on my greg. You are disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself. You have ruined my sex life. If you want to be a f*cking slore, that’s fine, but at least make your victim wear a CONDOM.