THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, get a kleenex ready because this is depressing. This is FOUNE PY and she is diseased. I am exposing her only because she has ruined my sex life.
I broke up with my girlfiend of 3 years, was depressed and met this broad at Sotto while she was working. We flirted all night and I thought she was pretty sexy and I somehow managed get her back to my place. Biggest flipping mistake of my life. She told me she has never done anything like this before which almost made me die laughing. Mid way through f*cking her, something smelled nasty. Though I was drunk, I was still able to realize that it was her f*cking VAGINA. I would describe the smell as ROTTEN TUNA. Maybe she had a hard day at work? Still.. gross so I stopped it there and as politely as possible I gave her cab fare and asked her her leave. Here is the best part. I did not use a condom because I was wasted. A few days after this tragic nightmare, I got painful blisters all over my greg aka drd and was diagnosed several weeks later with *** and got drd on my greg. You are disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself. You have ruined my sex life. If you want to be a f*cking slore, that’s fine, but at least make your victim wear a CONDOM.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we are waiting for you to come party in Montreal, us French Canadians love you. I’ll introduces you to Jenny, she is one of the hottest models in town.  Nothing is wrong with her, she is nearly perfect and I’m positive you will agree with me.

I will be there this summer for sure… be ready.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this piece of sh*t is a dirty gutter punk goof. He prays on innocent young girls. The motherf*cker is to ugly too work his way up in getting a dirt bag on his own, so he prays and takes advantage. His most recent action is F*CKING A 15 YEAR OLD GIRL WHILE SHE WAS ASLEEP UNCONSCIOUS. ITS RAPE. ITS PEDOPHILIA. AND SOON ENOUGH, THE PROPER POLICE DEPARTMENT WILL GET AHOLD OF YOU, THROW YOUR ASS WITH ALL THE OTHER DIDLERS. ROT IN HELL YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG.

Why aren’t the police on this yet?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik! This is Yasmine Lahdiri. She is of Algerian Kabyle and lives in Montreal. She participated in the Miss Universe Canada 2006 and was selected among the 12 finalists. I thought beauty pageant is based on beauty and personality. The problem is the judges havent seen in her is she is lack of personality. She thinks shes the only hotty on the planet and no one can beat her. She thinks everyone has to pay for her since she was a finalist in a beauty pageant. All girls are ugly in her eyes because since she was a finalist she thinks the only perfection is her! I think there are way more beautiful girls out there who wasnt on a beauty pageant. She thinks all the guys are at her feet! Every guys who talks to her, she calls them ugly! And if you think you are beautiful, she will let you know that your not… because she is!

“Finalist” is a nicer term for LOSER.- nik