Wednesday 19th June 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Hottest Girl In Canada

March 29, 2013 Montreal, The Dirty 123 83,311 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, most of us Canadians consider this girl to be the hottest thing ever.  She is from Montreal and has been posted a few times on the site, only with you making some unfair comment on her.  What is your problem with this beauty?  Any man would die to touch her and you sit here and say she is not good enough for you… why?

She sucks her stomach in too much. That bothers me.- nik



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K. Stacey

March 29, 2013 Montreal 47 7,838 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl right here is Chateauguay’s finest, Krystal Stacey. This is the girl that taught all the other Chats finest how to be a huge slut. This girl has no class, it surprises me to see that she has not yet been added to your list of dirty whores. What do you think about Krystal Nik? Krystal lay low for awhile, you’re embarrassing yourself. I have to admit thought you have gotten a lot better over the years, what happened? Did you run out of people to fck?

She has the body of a fish, by that I mean soft and round.- nik



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Get Some Kleenex

March 19, 2013 Montreal 26 9,999 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, get a kleenex ready because this is depressing. This is FOUNE PY and she is diseased. I am exposing her only because she has ruined my sex life.
I broke up with my girlfiend of 3 years, was depressed and met this broad at Sotto while she was working. We flirted all night and I thought she was pretty sexy and I somehow managed get her back to my place. Biggest flipping mistake of my life. She told me she has never done anything like this before which almost made me die laughing. Mid way through f*cking her, something smelled nasty. Though I was drunk, I was still able to realize that it was her f*cking VAGINA. I would describe the smell as ROTTEN TUNA. Maybe she had a hard day at work? Still.. gross so I stopped it there and as politely as possible I gave her cab fare and asked her her leave. Here is the best part. I did not use a condom because I was wasted. A few days after this tragic nightmare, I got painful blisters all over my greg aka drd and was diagnosed several weeks later with *** and got drd on my greg. You are disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself. You have ruined my sex life. If you want to be a f*cking slore, that’s fine, but at least make your victim wear a CONDOM.



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When You Come To Montreal

March 18, 2013 Montreal 11 8,258 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we are waiting for you to come party in Montreal, us French Canadians love you. I’ll introduces you to Jenny, she is one of the hottest models in town.  Nothing is wrong with her, she is nearly perfect and I’m positive you will agree with me.

I will be there this summer for sure… be ready.- nik



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French Fool

March 4, 2013 Edmonton, Montreal 1 6,780 Views

THE DIRTRMY: Douche bag French fool preys upon girls in fort Mac thinking he’s such hot shit but yet he’s too high on steroids to actually realize what’s going on he’s a b pressure welder with the smallest junk I’ve ever seen….yes made the mistake of getting with this guy ….weak sex and nothing to offer maybe he should lay off the steroids it’s making his balls shrink and bad in bed haha.

They don’t seem to be working..- nik



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Dirty Predo Goof

February 28, 2013 Montreal 4 9,406 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this piece of sh*t is a dirty gutter punk goof. He prays on innocent young girls. The motherf*cker is to ugly too work his way up in getting a dirt bag on his own, so he prays and takes advantage. His most recent action is F*CKING A 15 YEAR OLD GIRL WHILE SHE WAS ASLEEP UNCONSCIOUS. ITS RAPE. ITS PEDOPHILIA. AND SOON ENOUGH, THE PROPER POLICE DEPARTMENT WILL GET AHOLD OF YOU, THROW YOUR ASS WITH ALL THE OTHER DIDLERS. ROT IN HELL YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG.

Why aren’t the police on this yet?- nik



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