THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Chat Town girl is Jade Sandever, BEWARE OF THIS DIRTY ONE! You probably think she’s not but let me tell you one night with this disgusting b*tch and you’ll rethink every decision you have ever made. Watch out girls, she will sleep with your boyfriend silly. Her current boyfriend has no idea how big of a wh*re she really is. Jade Sandever slept with her boyfriends best friend while he slept just down the hall. Talk about a hurtful person. You should be ashamed of yourself Miss Jade. Take it easy on the make up you take fake to a whole different level.

Never trust a girl with the name Jade (they always cheat).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, I can’t really talk to my boyfriend about this without him getting upset or my friends who just don’t understand. So here I am for some advice or guidance. I love my boyfriend he is caring, fun, sexy, and sweet I know I have a great guy. But if I am tired from a long day and just wanting to relax and go to bed. He gets very upset if the night does not end with some type of sexual pleasure. I love that he finds me very attractive, I don’t want him to not be sexually attracted to me. But these arguments get very heated, he tries to make me feel guilty and can never let the night end peacefully. He has to argue until I am fuming and up all night wondering how I went from feeling so relaxed to so pissed off. As a girlfriend should I always be sexually ready or is there a way to help him understand calmly? Do you have any insight you could offer?

You need a new boyfriend.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Dirty Army, this here is Lara a career waitress. If you’ve been to some bar in Montreal, chances are this thick-hipped h*e has been there. She doesn’t last long in places because she tends to get “overly friendly” with customers. She really works for her tips including sitting on my best friends lap and grinding him while her boyfriend waited for her to finish her shift in his car outside. She likes to refer to herself as “Lara the Great” and from what I’ve heard she’s got a pretty great, hot and sloppy mouth.

Keep sucking in.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, and all you n*ggas.  Coco’s got nothing on me!!! Remember the name, STEPHANIE ANDERSON! Y’all n*ggas wish you were born my sexy body. FAT???? HA YOU WISH N*GGA, my body is like an hourglass!!! I never had surgery so STFU n*gga. Y’all saying I had surgery because ya’ll have nothing on me n*ggas! I’m a natural born beauty. Now kneel down to me and kiss my natural bootylicious phat white ass, you n*ggas with ass and tit implants wish you were born with what I’m born with. So you all just jealous that’s why you talking sh*t about me and hating! AND I DON’T PHOTOSHOP!!! HA BITCH N*GGA. You wish!!!! Keep hatin’, it’s ok to be jealous of me!

You are not black, stop dropping N-Bombs!!- nik