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Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

You Are All Obviously Jealous Of Me

January 30, 2013 Montreal, The Dirty 526 85,196 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you n*ggas leaving negative comments about me are jealous of my natural beauty. You wish you could be as hot as me. My boobs, lips, nose and phat ass are real, they had not been enhanced with surgery or technology! AND there is nothing wrong with selling my body for money, I have a lavish lifestyle to live and image to go by. Y’all jealous you can’t be as gorgeous as me, if you could sell your ugly body I’m sure you would! Stop being a jealous hater and find a new hobby n*ggas!

You are not allowed to drop N-bombs as a white. I don’t care how many Purple Crayons have drawn in you… it still doesn’t make it OK.- nik



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Run For The Hills, You Are Not The Daddy

January 29, 2013 Montreal 25 6,941 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Susan Doman! This wannabe camel jockey is the dirtiest mutt in all of the 902 area code! Think she’s hot? Yeah maybe … but I wouldn’t touch her with a 10 foot pole and I think the rest of Halifax needs to know why! First things first, this little pill popper and drink downer is a certified psychoslizzut! With one newborn baby and another baby on the way, Susan is busy running Model UN, riding every crayon in the box! Her first baby is not ½ Latina like she says (feeling sorry for her supposed habibi who is the real father) but is instead Arabic – newsflash Susan – black hair does not automatically a Latina make! With that being said, no one is sure who the unborn baby’s father is (not even your bestie living out Westy) but I for one am willing to bet that its one of the misters she’s found on POF or on that pay-for-sex site she’s a member of. Careful fellas! This fancy ‘camel’ not only spits but bites!

Gingers can’t produce Latina’s. Fact.- nik



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Montreal’s Biggest Douche Garry Gdanian

January 26, 2013 Montreal, The Dirty 29 87,438 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guys name is Garry Gdanian he is one of Montreal’s biggest douche bag. He thinks he’s the hottest thing to walk around and that all the ladies want him. I’m really surprised he’s not up here already. No one has anything good to say about him. He try’s to show off with the fancy car nice place but he’s the brokest person around. Buys so many drinks and when its time for the bill expects everyone else to pay. He uses plenty of fish to get girls. I know a few that have been out with him. They all say he trys to get it in on the first night. He supposedly had chlamydia. He thinks he’s some big time gangster but he aint nothing but small fries. He’s a desperate loser that needs to pick up ugly girls by wearing fake everything, girls are so dumb they see a guy with the car and fake bling on and think he’s rich. No respectable girl would go out with that. He’s as dirty as they come.I feel sorry for anyones who’s friends with this loser hope he doesn’t try to take all your money. What do you think nik? I think it’s about time everyone knew what a loser wannabe this guy is. Nik let everyone know how dirty this guy is.

He is like a $5 sunglass model.- nik



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Don’t Underestimate Canada’s Girls

January 26, 2013 Montreal, The Dirty 17 5,641 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it’s time for you to stop underestimating the women of Canada. There are plenty of good looking chicks here, although I will admit that most of the ones posted on TheDirty are not. I hope I can change your opinion about our women with this Canadian model. I know she’s a brunette, but give her a chance!

Not a fan of her hair color.- nik



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Do You Like Amber Heard As A Brunette

January 11, 2013 Hollywood, Montreal, The Dirty 78 69,267 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. First off, love your website. I think you’re making the world a more genetically perfect place. Second, I came across this picture of Amber Heard with dark hair. I still think she is gorgeous and could be your brunette.  Since we all know you have a thing for her.  I wanted to ask you what you think of the brunette version of her.

This picture ruins my life.- nik



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Tuna Can Julie

January 9, 2013 Montreal 6 8,186 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Julie a.k.a Sabrina … where do i start ? nik she is a local escort in vanier ottawa. i ordered her recently and i must say that her below parts are very strong with a disgusting odour almost as if i opened a fresh can of tuna fish. Now lets now get things wrong i ordered for the simple fact that my g.f knows her and was explaining little things like the time one of her tricks pulled out but the condom was stuck , it took her a week and 2 days to take it out now if im correct this was not dealt with because wow that odour was very strong … shes a foul woman and needs to be put up because i do not wish anything against any man that orders her . shes also not as loyal as she claims. shes a rat that will press charges whenever she can, she also slept with that lil bitch Tias boyfriends yes i mean every single one ! bet you didnt know that Tia . surprise Julie Goyette your not that untouchable Tia will be proud to see this post haha

That hair was definitely self-cut.- nik



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