THE DIRTY ARMY: Melyssa Sylvie Stromei. She has an innocent face doesn’t she? and shes quite beautiful as well. Too bad this bitch has no fcking personality. The saying looks can be deceiving probably started because of this little cnt. Boy does this girl ever get around. All i can say is don’t let her good looks con you into sleeping with her cause youll wake up with a surprise you don’t want. I can 100 percent say that this dirty little FISH TACO gave ch**dia to 4 different people. Oh were you wondering where FISH TACO came from? well I made the mistake of sleeping with her a few years back, and boy was that ever a mistake. Not only cause shes clingy and will haunt every relationship you have but she has a DIRTY VAGINA, hence FISH TACO. Nice ass, but DIRTY VAGINA. Please take caution. Make sure you have the lights on while fcking her as well(if ever you do make that horrible decision) because i have never met someone more flat chested in my life. You might mistake her for a guy, so just please keep the lights on. And let me just justify the clingy part for you guys. I have a friend who denied a relationship request from her when they were “dating” as she calls it. When in reality he couldn’t give two fcks about her. She’s PATHETIC. She literally one of those girls that everyone is friends with just for the sake of keeping the peace. But in reality I don’t know anyone who actually genuinely likes her its so sad. Even her “best friend” talks mad shit about her. I’m a guy. You know there’s a problem when a chick bothers me this much. I wish she’d go back to Florida where she came from and drowned. I fcking hate this bitch with a passion. BEWARE OF HER DIRTYNESS, dont say i didn’t warn you.

Her forehead fills out those bangs nicely (ie:its big).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I can’t wait still karma hits this dude he a actor don’t believe in hes raps he hads Chl**ia and other shit he goes around robbing people even he’s own friends lol he even had sex he own friend baby mother who does that..he claims he was in wrong place at the wrong time whhen he got he face cut BIGGEST LIE EVER g-lock you f*got stop robbing people and sleeping with everything in sight before you get a*ds stop lying in your fake what ever fake it still you make right liar

Lemme guess he started rapping after he got that scar.  Doesn’t make you a gangster.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I can’t believe this sl*t isn’t already on here! She’s got real bad Lip Cheese, if you know what I mean. She tries to get with anyone she can, including her sister’s girlfriend! But, she’s kinda hot. So, would you?

Answer: no, elf ears and a manly chin.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Brandi Carey. She gives head to every black guy who asks her to. She goes around and brags about how she sucks a mean d!ck. she would have any one for a 5 dollar joint or a shot of vodka. She had a train run on her before. She bums everyone for cigarettes , never has a pack. She steals loonies and toonies from her sisters to buy weed. She has her t!ts out 24/7 and thinks its sexy when actually everyone makes fun of her. She wants to be black so she hangs with every black girl she can but they all make fun of her and use her to get high. She’ll only fight a girl smaller than her and that’s most cause she’s a fat slob. Beware she caused the a*ds virus.

She must burn through bras quickly, she’s definitely pushing those things to their limits.- nik