THE DIRTY ARMY: Well,where to begin with an update on the Preciouz-less one. Faked a pregnancy for attention(right after suspiciously making her formerly private Facebook profile public…Hmmmmmm)and made excuses as to why it was a joke,or a chain-letter,or just a comment to get someone’s attention.Lets see….oh,she’s whoring her affections to inmates now…she is THAT lonely when Jones isnt there…hell,even when he is there,actually…the girl has no integrity when it comes to men….then again,she cant really spell most of the stuff she either lacks or was born completely void of. What else…oh,she’s slowly turning into a pigkey…a half pig half turkey.She’s always had the ‘inbred face pressed up against glass nose..well now she has the very classic turkey chin waddle and proudly shows it off in all her pictures….cuz peole who actually exercize tighten and tone their skin so that doesnt happen.Sucking spunk isnt an exercise,although it does come with its own skin cream. And finally if she was sooo in love with this Jones and he’s so in love with her,dont you think either of them would fuckins smile in a picture together.Christ they look like theyre imitating an East Indian wedding photo…..dead-eyed and deadpan face. So thats the update: You know,aside from her getting her over-inflatable 3-chinned “Sexual Spanish Fly Paper” ‘sis’ in Montreal to post about other Valley people(Tina Lombardo and Audrey Heffaburn,etc) on her behalf,because one of them has to know how to spell,right? Its amazing what you can learn with an SMS and HTML code-decrypter.
Must be handy that her shirt tucks itself in.- nik