Crazy Model Sloot

Posted in Montreal

Model Jackass

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this emo-goth sloot is driving everyone crazy. She wants to be everyone’s PR agent by booking their morning, noon, and nights weeks on end. She likes to harass ANY guy who will buy her a drink and in return she offers fellatio but just just hope your greg doesn’t get caught in her lip ring! She’s Gothic Beauty’s next diva but street rats only take her pics for a free ride. Do you see any real potential use for her?

Posing in front of subway signs really shows just how classy she is.- nik

Would You With This Melodie

Posted in Montreal

Would you with this Melodie?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, would you stab this slooty brunette in the ribs? What do you think?

It’s like she is trying to cover up the fact that she has the face and skin texture of a 40 year old woman.- nik

Gets There Before The Hair

Posted in Montreal

douche who gets there before the hair

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, This guy is a complete and utter douche bag. Nicolas Dionne from Montreal is in his 20′s and enjoys sleeping around with girls and is known to disappear within the next blink of an eye. He also enjoys creeping around high school girls (aka underaged girls), he likes to get there before the hair. Beware ladies. He works as a security guard in a beauty store… need i say more?

Nope that pose says it all. This guys life revolves around spring break.- nik

Back By Popular Demand

Posted in Montreal, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Montreal’s hottest girl and possibly Canada’s hottest girl is back by popular demand. Vanessa Blouin is without a doubt one of the hottest women you will ever see in your life. And yes Nik, I sent you a non photoshopped picture so you don’t get fooled yet once again. So Nik, what you think? Montreal does need a Dirty Celeb. We got GSP but that is about it.

I can’t tell if this chick is cute or not. The nose bothers me in the leopard image.- nik

Hot Blonde With Some Really Nice +2′s

Posted in Montreal

Would you?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Montreal dime piece is something you should have a really hard time saying no to. She is blonde with some really nice +2′s which make her near perfect. So Nik, the verdict, yes or no?

These pictures suck… I can’t even see her.- nik

Can You Believe The Best Fighter On Earth Hangs Out With Nothing But 5′s And 6′s

Posted in Dirty Athletes, Montreal, The Dirty

GSP

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, so my girlfriends and I were bored and just surfing the net and happened to stumble on this pic of GSP and some chick from Montreal. Could this be another beat chick he’s hanging with? What do you think? DA Strong!

It’s all the same on the inside. A warm hole to a fighter is all he needs to release his tension.- nik

Can’t Put My Finger On It

Posted in Montreal

Can't put my finger on it...

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik i cant really put my finger on it but there is something about this chick, i think with some +2s she’d be smokin. She is a small time runway model in montreal or some shit, and she ISNT a sloot!! She’s got some sexy legs to.

Her thighs out of control, and that face makes her look constipated not hot.- nik

Beware Of The Nerds

Posted in Montreal

Beware of the nerds

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Alexandre can be found on various dating sites under different monikers with old pictures from a time when he wasn’t obese. A friend of mine fell for his charm and geek appeal but later found his chat logs with other girls. He completely pulled the wool over her eyes and was seeing plenty of other girls on the side. One being a dirty stripper. This guy is a complete douche and though he comes off as being the sweetest guy, he’s a flat out bullsh*t liar. Girls need to stay away from his 5 inches (at best) of failure.

Lets not get carried away, he was trying to see girls on the side. You can never trust somebody you meet online.- nik

So Annoying

Posted in Montreal, Would You?

Annoying

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this chick is actually a pretty decent chicks..It’s just annoying that every time she posts a picture to facebook she showing herself off…It seems she cant take a pic without taking some clothes off and looking slooty. So Nik, would you?

Answer: No, nice try giving yourself hips.

Montreal Trash

Posted in Montreal

Montreal TRASH!!!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these h*es named themselves SG As in STRIPPER GANG! Hahahahah Need I say more???…YESSSSS..I do…Not only are they easy as 123 and ur ABC;S They actually think they are crip gang members who are HAITIAN??!!?!?!?!!?!!? Trailor park QUEBEC TRASH. NAMES: Hurricane Cockaine Carter, Alpacina De Madre,Perfekshun AkaHater-Magnet etc etc hahahaahahahahah PURE TRASH STRAIGHT FROM THE 514. *IF EVER YOU VISIT MTL..PLEASE JUST STAY AWAY FROM THESE B*TCHES..FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY*

There’s nothing worse than fat people who are unaware that they are fat.- nik

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