THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw a post this Russian girl Valeria on TheDirty and was amazed by her features. There was a lot of speculation about whether she was ‘real’ or not so I decided to do a little digging. I was disappointed at what I saw! She was pretty but nothing special. I’m pretty sure she can fool all the idiots in Ukraine but not here in America, we do know about photoshop and all of us own a computer.
Maybe she just lost weight (her baby fat)?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ukranian model Valeria Lukyanova. She’s known as the “human Barbie doll’. She’s undergone a ton of plastic surgery. Her figure is exactly what you like. Thin with good inner thigh gap, long blonde hair, blue eyes, +2′s… So would you with this plastic Barbie?
Answer: If I was in Ukraine on business and met her at the bar… a couple vodka shots later I could see myself penetrating her. In America I can’t see myself pulling the trigger. I’m not good with home court advantage.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Zdra-stvu-eetee (Hello). I was wondering what you think of me. Yes, this is self post 
I have been a fan for a long time now and wanted to know what you think of me. Be gentle!!!!!
Honestly, your blow hole is too large for your body type, the double elbow on your arm (two bones, side elbow bump protruding) kind of weirds me out and I can live with your nose, but we have to do something about the fat rolls under your knees. And for the record the sex wouldn’t be gentle.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I can’t find anything wrong with this beauty, she’s all real & so gorgeous. I’ll be questioning your sexuality if you say no. And its about time you make her a Dirty Celeb, how many times has she been submitted?
Lets call her “Nostrils”.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Alyona Shishkova is not ugly without make up. The pictures your “army” of idiots are submitting are 5-6 years old, when she first started her modeling career. Here are some REAL UP-TO-DATE photos of Alyona. As you can see, she is NATURALLY BEAUTIFUL.
She needs to quit modeling and just be my nanny full time. I will even give her workout breaks to help get rid of those back fat rolls.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you Americans are really dumb as sh*t and completely forget what you guys say. So here is my EX girlfriend Alena Shiskova, everyone on this site keeps talking about how hot she is and that she is perfect. Well here is what I had to wake up next to for a few years…. Ya, not that hot right? Don’t ever forget about the make up idiots. Can you believe the difference? You should have seen me the first time I woke up next to her, I thought I was so wasted and that she might have been a different girl. Idiot Americans, we are just laughing at you.
She is beat.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, thought I would fill you out on some important dirt. It will probably be all over the net in a few days time. That model, Alena Shishkova, has been confirmed to be joining Victoria’s Secret. After all the buzz that went on about her online, she was approached. She’s famous all over Moscow and is making her debut in the States. Has been said that she is also living in San Diego. And, on another note, was also confirmed that she is “dating” and ex o-town member… That one guy who had the dreads! What do you think about all of this?
I don’t believe it.- nik
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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I came across this and can’t even type as I think about these poor people. Krokodil is a street version of desomorphine, an opiate that’s 3 times more powerful and 10 times cheaper than heroin, and has become an epidemic in Russia. It’s so named because regular users develop gangrenous, scaly skin resembling that of a crocodile. Krokodil is made with such toxic chemicals that it rots the flesh and bones of its users. Please help expose this so the dealers of Russia will stop!!!
WARNING: do NOT click on the USSR image. YOU WILL THROW UP.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Is Christina Stromberg. She’s a Russian model. I thought she would be the perfect brunette you’ve been looking for. She even looks amazing without make up.
She looks Russian without make up.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, whatever happened to this bombshell? I thought she was going to be your new nanny? I think you should bring her to the states and make her big. Don’t let her waste her potential in Russia.
I am trying… bringing illegals into the United States is not as easy as it looks. Unfortunately she doesn’t live in Mexico.- nik
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