THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Alyssa Anastos is Farmington Hills, and now East Lansing’s dirty slut of the city. She is known for always having a boyfriend and cheating on them. She is obsessed with the family down the street from her, she has literally tried to get with every single one of the boys in that house. There are 3 of them. She has gotten with 2, and tried getting with the third, youngest brother, but that didn’t really work out, he’s like 4 years younger than her. She cheats on every boyfriend she has had. I dont know how she gets boyfriends, shes a fcking ugly ass basketball player who is just as fake as a piece of plastic. She would do anything to suck any of the family across the streets dick.. even the dad if she could. She messed with the wrong boys though, by having sex with him–knowing he had a girlfriend of 3 years. She did this while having a boyfriend. she is a dirty whore who gets drunk and hooks up with guys. Every girl hates this bitch, she has absolutely no friends. Its ok though, when you have sisters that are complete whores–what are you going to do? you only learn from the best right? Not to mention she was a stupid idiot and told my good friend what she did. you stupid cunt. Her dad is the MSU hockey coach. He is absoutely horrible. I hear he is getting fired because of his lack of talent. Read the MSU newspapers about him, he honestly sucks and has no idea what he is doing. Her and her family walk around Munn Ice Arena like they own the place, hahaha no– EVERYONE HATES YOU AND YOUR FAMILY. also this bitch has drdS, if I knew the name of her boyfriend I would let him know as well. Watch out for this bitch, she will steal your boyfriend and any brothers you have., regardless if she has a boyfriend or not. Alyssa Anastos you are a CNT, i hope you live a horrible life, People don’t like you or your family.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this deadbeat dad Andre Du-Pree Simmons has a 20 month old son living in San Antonio that he does not take care of. He lied to his wife so she wouldn’t know about him and didn’t even tell his family. Even after, he received confirmation that the child was his(such a loser). The baby momma is now a part time college student full time worker and does everything by herself. He even sent her an email saying that he hoped she and the baby would both d**. This guy is a total douche!! He always brags on his FB how he’s such a big baller and an awesome parent. This guy is a delusional liar that needs to fall down three flights of stairs with a hit of cold hard reality to the head.

Does he always wear those sunglasses inside? for intimidation purposes…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik I can’t figure out this girl, Amy Elizabeth. She is so skinny as you can tell from her pictures, but something needs to be done to her face to tweak it a little. Also she hangs out with trouts as you can see but also looks like a lesbian in a lot of pictures (ew). What do you think she should do? Stick with girls or stick with trouts? And would you with a bag over her head? She’s the skinnier one in the pictures.

At least one of you have the sense to cover up your privates.  Although I’m sure it was in fear of being associated with a sloot.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Allie a freshman at Missouri. Now I know you think everyone marries their cousins and does m*th, but this girl I’d say presents us very well. How do you feel about her? She’s a legitimate model, not one who shows her tits and ass on instagram so you can snag a couple jobs as a PP.

Instagraming a lot doesn’t make you a model.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik-DirtyATL here… (winner of said “Rackstar” name contest) Now relocated to Scottsdale. Heading down to Tempe for drinks and it struck me that there might be a a Rackstar sighting as her alma mater Michigan State and “Sparty” are in town for Buffalo Wild Wings Bowl…I will be on lookout.

Please keep your eyes open for that Rack.- nik