10.29.09

Would You Nik?

Posted in MSU, Would You?

Would You Nik?

Would You Nik?

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This girl went to MSU and now she lives in Hollywod. She is pretty much perfect. She’s smart and pretty and one of the nicest girls I’ve ever met…So would you?

Answer: No, she has fat arms, and needs +2’s.


Nik Richie

10.20.09

RackStar Is Married

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, anyone have pictures of the wedding and i cannot believe this is the Douchebag she dicided to marry… it hurts me deep down inside nik… why do hot woman like Rackstar do this to herself?

Hey, everyone makes mistakes… she is young.  I am sure this wont last more than two Christmases or one sex tape.- nik

[Images:  RNB2]


Nik Richie

10.19.09

RackStar’s Sister

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, here is a picture of Rackstar’s sister… she is know where as hot as Rackstar but seems to think she is… looking at these 2 hot girls and their huge +2’s i can only image how big their moms +2’s must be… DA can we get some pics of Rackstar’s Mom please…

I wonder when they hug each other if their arms can even reach the other persons back?  Also, I think RackStar’s +2’s are better.- nik


Nik Richie

10.16.09

Don’t Fall For This “Nice Guy”

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy was in East Lansing MI, him and his friends think they are so cool… he tries to come of as the nicest guy you have ever met but in all reality he treats girls like sh*t…  he hooks up with girls and never call them again, even if they call him. This guy can be a real A$$hole.  ladies beware.

The bedazzled blazer didn’t make you question him at all?- nik


Nik Richie

10.16.09

What Has RackStar Been Up To

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THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK, RACKSTAR STAYING CLASSY AS USUAL! WHAT A DRUNK MESS THEN HER FRIEND TIFF POST IMPLANTS! SHE NEEDED THEM, CAUSE HER FACE DOES’T DO IT FOR ME.

I heard she got married to some bum off the streets?  Anybody know?- nik


Nik Richie

10.14.09

High School Teachers Draw Greg’s On Lesbian CoWorker

Posted in Detroit, MSU, The Dirty

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THE DIRTY ARMY: A Group of High School teachers on the last day of school got drunk and high as a Snoop Dogg.. The Lesbian teacher proceeded to pass out in the living room and get pen*ses and other awesomely funny things drawn all over her. She tried to file police charges and the cops practically laughed in her face. Mr. Town provided the Weed. He’s always been known at the high school as the coolest teacher, and apparently it was for a reason. Party on Tim, Party on Brian, Party on Dan.

Haslett Public School teachers are all druggies and alcoholics.  I decided.- nik


Nik Richie

09.21.09

RackStar Engaged

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, just wanted to let you know Rackstar is going to be off the market… she got engaged this weekend in San Diego. Do you think you’ll be invited to the wedding Nik? And how long do you think before the engagement is over or how long do you think the marriage will last?

Biggest mistake of her life.  It is not Fate, it is the lies he feeds you so he can sit on your chest.- nik


Nik Richie

09.10.09

Wannabe Pornstar?

Wannabe Pornstar?

Wannabe Pornstar?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jessie P*velek. WH*RE? If she talks like one, looks like one and acts like one, she must be one.This girl has more STD’s than u can count. These are just a few of the many pictures she has floating around the internet. Would you?

Answer: No, everything about her says trailer park, and she has some serious saggers.


Nik Richie

09.01.09

Locker Room Fun

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this fruitcake is spencer.  This guy was, well is one of those douchebag  jocks who go arond bragging about every chick they have banged out or sit in the locker room comparing their muscles.  Sorry for the blurry pics Nik but they clearly show how gay this guy is, the girls he says he has been with; all a lie, they deny it.  I have seen him turn down girls to go after party with the guys and shotgun a few beers and whip out their funnel.  He tucks all his shirts in, wears a lot of pink, pampers himself and moisturized frequently throughout the day.  He has also sported wood while in the locker room, guys only lookerroom ofcourse. Ladies I wouldn’t even waste ur time with this guy, you won’t get any and he will say he slept with you, its a double negative.

Dude college is a time where you can be honest with yourself,  just come out of the closet already.- nik


Nik Richie

09.01.09

Which One

Posted in MSU, Michigan State

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Ashley and her sister. These two are always getting into fights about who is better looking.  And everyone else is no help, half of them say one and half say the other.  I like Ashley the younger one on the left, how bout you Nik?

Neither, but I can tell they were both born horses.- nik


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"