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Drake vs. Lil Wayne Concert Tour This Saturday August 16th

August 15, 2014 Cleveland, Detroit, Michigan, MSU, Toledo, Windsor 0


The joint headlining tour marks the first time the two artists have toured together. Get your ticket now for the show at DTE Energy Music Theatre, this Saturday (8/16) at 7pm!


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The Women Of Downriver

April 1, 2014 Detroit, MSU 2150

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik,big fan of this site.It is one of the first sites I check out after reading my e-mails in the morning.Of late I have noticed a ton of women from the downriver area posted.The thing that’s great about it is that I know a few of them.As a resident of downriver I should feel ashamed,but I find it hilarious instead.A friend of mine said we should do a post asking people what is the best downriver woman post.I say it’s a great idea.So I submit to you this post asking people to tell us the best.So people hit downriver in the search bar on this site and let us know.

The best has yet to come.- nik

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Mother And Daughter Cons

March 13, 2014 Detroit, MSU 109

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Loretta and Brittney Despain of Grand Blanc Michigan. Here’s two woman a mother and daughter who run big cons on competition bodybuilders and wealthy businessmen. They seduce you with their hometown charm and smiles and suck you in. They play off one another each using their looks and personality to lure you into the web of deceit and long term financial cons. I have been one of those men who have fallen for this sad and unscrupulousness acts of deception. These two woman advertise on popular dating sites and the mother plays the good mother promoter and the daughter plays the beautiful girl that dates the men. They have taken hundreds of thousands of dollars from many men over the past two years though dating, intimate relationships and gaining trust into the bank accounts of these men. I won\’t go into how they do it being embarrssed as a professional educated man. They work several men at once and when the men become suspicious they disappear overnight. All of these men seem to find and contact one another and discuss these two womens illegal activities. They operate through out the southeastern part of Michigan, including East Lansing, Grand Blanc, Michigan along with the state of Texas now. I would like all the readers to be on the lookout for these two as stay far away as possible. Nik please put these two on serious “Blast” for the sake of all the decent men out their.

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Downriver Party Girl

March 13, 2014 Detroit, MSU 8985

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I submit to the site this girl, Shawnee Hojnack Reid.. Her name has come up many times in other posts on The She is one messed up piece of work, steals money from dead peoples bank accounts, the funny thing is she thinks she hot shit. She needs to be put on blast, and watch the comments roll in. She loves the drugs, and the gregs. Everyone Downriver has some great stories about this washed up skank hoe.

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Bosnian Tranny

December 18, 2013 Detroit, MSU 105

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I recently seen this coke head freak at a casino in Detroit, she claims to be a nurse at Detroit receiving hospital !? I know her in person her name is Medina Melkic from Bosnia AKA Medina Mujanović SHE works at a gas station in Downriver, Mi with all of the rest of the white trash girls. She ONLY hangs out with some skinny whore named Nerma from Sterling Heights (another story) But yeah Medina does not even speak English properly! She steady uses coke drinks vodka and uses her dad’s money to play slots only to loose every time. Shes has a used mustang but claims to drive a BMW? ummm no. She’s a loser and will never amount to shit. And she knows it. She’s a poor excuse to be Muslim and needs to get a grip. P.s. And she bangs black guys for Xanax. Ideas?

Why flaunt something you can scam from somebody.- nik

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Alicia Pill Poppin Brown

December 12, 2013 Detroit, MSU 127

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THE DIRTY ARMY: This girl, Alicia Cora brown. Is THE BIGGEST VICODIN head slut Lansing has ever seen! She wants to be hood and ghetto SOO BAD she can taste it. She only sucks black guys…which isn’t very smart or profitable if sucking is your job. So she usually end up doing favors for pills vicodin,oxycontin, and even cough syrup. She has a 10 yr old son that she had when she was 16, and this mudshark brings a different African American around her son everynight. She got married to a guy that’s in prison..what a special ceremony that must of been. Her white trash bridesmaid and herself were both wearing khaki pants lol then HIS best man was his cellmate/ shower buddy. She snorts pills in front of her son. She offered 2 of my 3 brothers sexual favors if they had any 750 mg vicodin to give her in return. She preys on younger guys because they don’t know about her reputation..and they use her to drive her 1991 hatchback. She will mess with any guy that’s black and sells drugs!! She likes to hang out in trailer parks but claims her family is all from DeWitt with lots of money PSHH YEA we can tell by your glamorous car and life style!! She has a huge mouth but if you give her a much needed slapping she starts crying ans calls the cops. She is a total mud shark and claims white guys disgust her even though her son is white. She wears coogi and rocawear while her poor son wears payless and Kmart. She walks around town with hickeys and she’s 27. She has a horrible pink complexion and looks like a donkey in the face!! She says NI&&a constantly and is extremely ghetto. She had a party at her house and was in her bedroom getting a train ran on her for 2 1/2 hours while her ghetto neighbors ransacked her sons room and stole her sons Nintendo and games. This is the face of a Lansing sewer rat! Put this girl on BLAST!! Oh and she’s a janitor and spends all her money on her husband in prison and drugs. Eww!

Just cause you clean things doesn’t mean you are.- nik

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Crazy Cougar Downriver

September 9, 2013 Cougars, Detroit, MSU 5227

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik,meet Annette Vella of Grosse Ile.Total party chick with a high sex drive.Pretty sweet huh?This cougar has stalker tendencies,constant text messages,wanting to know where you are all the time,and jealousy issues.Its funny but she seems to hop from guy to guy with relative ease.Likes to hit the sauce pretty hard.The parents that have to deal with her through school and sports activities view her with suspicion.Her charming personality hides her craziness from most people,but when you get to know her it’s pretty clear this is a textbook whackjob.If you are a single guy downriver and come across her,RUN LIKE HELL!

Worry about your nose, not your hair.- nik

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Jennaay Makes Charlie Sorry

September 5, 2013 Detroit, Michigan, MSU 31

THE DIRTY ARMY: Jennifer Raney has never had a boyfriend she didn’t cheat on. This guy Charlie Laney got a 5 million dollar settlement and all of a sudden he’s a stud in her eyes. I ain’t sayn’ shes a Gold Digger…But. My boy put this story and pics on his Facebook. He picked her up for a night out away from Charlie. Apparently he shits the bed sometimes due to his accident. My boy and Her got trashed and had some fun. Well Charlie couldn’t believe his precious Jennifer would do that to him so he took to the streets and to Facebook trying to Track her down. He called her whole family, and every dude she’s slept with in the last two years (over 15 dudes that Just I know including me). Chuckles finally found the street My boy lived on but not the address so he drove real slow screaming her name until she came stumbling out half dressed! He then continued to Facebook Message my boy in disbelief so He sent a “Train” of Proof. Sorry Charlie but this is too DIRTY to keep off The Dirty!

Like I said, on to the next one bud.  I’m assuming neither of those guys are Charley.- nik

Also See: Sorry Charlie

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