THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is my best friends ex, Blake. He is a boxer up at MSU or so he says, he is home every weekend and has no pictures from school. And asked her out only after knowing her for a week. They fought constantly, he would constantly insult her and dump her, but an hour later want to get back together and tell her how much he loved her. He is so short and brags about how good he is at sex, my friend says she had to fake it everytime. He says he always works out, yet he seemed to gain weight as they dated. he also tried to keep her from her friends. He cheated on her twice and said he never loved her. I am posting this to save other girls the heartbreak he caused my friend.

He stuffed the end of his drawers.  No homo.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Michelle Purdu. She thinks she’s the hottest girl to ever walk the Earth. She goes around telling people that she thinks their pretty and she wants to look like them, then when you turn your back she’s talking about what an ugly fat *ss you are. She thinks being 100% Romanian means she’s hot as sh*t and related to the Kardashians (Armenian and Romanian aren’t the same thing you sloot). She doesn’t have boyfriends because she “gets bored too easily.” She leads multiple guys on, sleeps with them all at once, and once they get feelings towards her she ignores them and moves on to the next d*ck she can find. She f*ked this kid Jeff Philips, who had herpes 3 years ago. And when her friends have boyfriends, she manages to convince them all to cheat on them and go around f*ing guys like she does. So Nik, knowing all this, would you?

Answer: No, she looks like one of those bobbly heads on the top of kids pencils.

THE DIRTY ARMY: amaren. how do i describe this girl. well shes the really white chunky blonde one. i will let you guys do the talking. WOULD YOU?

Answer: No, you guys needa lean back more so we don’t notice the belly.