THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Michelle Purdu. She thinks she’s the hottest girl to ever walk the Earth. She goes around telling people that she thinks their pretty and she wants to look like them, then when you turn your back she’s talking about what an ugly fat *ss you are. She thinks being 100% Romanian means she’s hot as sh*t and related to the Kardashians (Armenian and Romanian aren’t the same thing you sloot). She doesn’t have boyfriends because she “gets bored too easily.” She leads multiple guys on, sleeps with them all at once, and once they get feelings towards her she ignores them and moves on to the next d*ck she can find. She f*ked this kid Jeff Philips, who had herpes 3 years ago. And when her friends have boyfriends, she manages to convince them all to cheat on them and go around f*ing guys like she does. So Nik, knowing all this, would you?
Answer: No, she looks like one of those bobbly heads on the top of kids pencils.