Weird Little Man-Girl

February 15, 2011 Detroit, Gremlin, MSU 0 8,143 Views

Weird Little Man-Girl

Weird Little Man-Girl

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This gross little beast of a woman has an acuity for dudes who are taken. Big no-no, wouldn’t you say?  The poor monster can’t seem to keep her hands to herself or her legs together. Also, is it just me or does this broad look like she’s perpetually standing behind a jet engine, blowing all the skin in her face 30 feet behind her, and the dude she’s with at the bottom is one stone cold fox, eh? Hotness all around! …kill me now.

Why do people get facial piercings when they are ugly, it only draws more attention to their flaws.- nik



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Cuntney Francis

February 10, 2011 Detroit, MSU 26 9,479 Views

Cuntney Francis

Cuntney Francis

Cuntney Francis

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl is Courtney Francis Adkins, Don’t let the barbie doll appearance fool you, she is a huge controlling bitch who is faker than plastic. Her twat has been nailed more times than the hammers used to create the empire state building. Once i heard that an entire subway sub was shoved up her vagina by her friends older brother, the same guy she would sneak over to fuck behind her friends back. She will never stop trying to have sex with her ex who clearly wants nothing to do with her, she also has had sex with at least 6 guys since she has started at MSU this year…..you know what they say about “sorority hoes.” I think its safe to say anyone who knows this girl would agree that she is a lame excuse for a human being, i feel bad for anyone who ever has the slightest contact with her.

She has a little gerbil mouth, does she eat pellets.- nik



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Hot Models

January 27, 2011 Detroit, MSU 16 9,721 Views

Hot Models....

Hot Models....

Hot Models....

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik-I saw these pictures and thought of the dirty.com right away…What do you think about these “models?”

I like where your heads at, but No I wouldn’t.  The stick figure looks like its wearing shoulder pads and you know the girl on the bottom dreams of purple crayons.- nik



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They Get Worse And Worse

January 12, 2011 Detroit, MSU 28 9,269 Views

They just get worse and worse

They just get worse and worse

THE DIRTY ARMY: (city: east lansing) this tool bag’s name is jon matle. he is known to the whole state as the man whore who will lay any hipster. he is a sweet talker and will use his lingo on any girl he meets. he also frequently dates woman from out of country. i’m sure he’s had sex with over a hundred girls. the only plus I see for him is that he has brains. he’s “that guy”.

Ya that guy who submits himself….this won’t get you laid, people think your a boy lover.- nik



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Tiny Plums

January 10, 2011 Detroit, MSU 0 6,783 Views

Tiny Plums

Tiny Plums

Tiny Plums

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, Here is Justin…reppin’ SGM to the fullest! We went skinny dipping and once he dropped his pants and I saw his package I was totally turned off! Total pinky dick syndrome ! yuck.

I bet he’s only touched a girl once, won’t be too long till he can’t hide the fact he’s gay.- nik



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Christmas Centerpiece

December 13, 2010 Detroit, MSU 8 9,178 Views

Christmas Centerpiece

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl is a ho ho ho.

Must take some major support to hold those bad boys up.- nik



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Greenman Gettin It At MSU

December 9, 2010 Michigan, MSU 1 5,513 Views

greenman wants herpes at michigan

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this kid was caught red handed, literally. Gotta love house parties where the ugly girls get crazy and the dirty boys get . This was halloween, and as you can see, the girl has the best soldier girl costume in the room. Fingerblasting should not be allowed on the dance floor.

I wonder what kinda disease or chaffage you would get from that green suit rubbing against you.- nik



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The Spartan Double

December 3, 2010 MSU, Spartica 5 9,548 Views

the spartan double sleezer

the spartan double sleezer

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I’ve seen this girl, lets just say…around, she gets around. I’ve seen her at quite a few frat partys around campus and everytime i leave i see her walking out of the party with one, sometimes two, randoms. I made the mistake of talking to her one night though, and she was telling me about how she got good grades untill she came to state, and now shes about to fail out. Well i was drunk so i ended up taking her home with me and it wasn’t bad, but i stopped talking to her. i went to get checked out though realizing i made the mistake of hooking up with the biggest sleezer I’ve ever seen. and, well, i now have an std that will stay with me untill im dead. If you see this girl, be cautious and just continue on your way.

In all seriousness, is this a chick or a dude?- nik



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