THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Phil. If you’ve ever been to the downtown bars no doubt you’ve seen this douche bag lurking around like a goon with his bottle of Bud Light. He likes to think he’s a baller when he’s driving around in his “whips” wearing stunner shades in his attempt to “pull p*ssy.” But I’ve got news for you ladies, that’s his dad’s credit card he’s buying you drinks with and his dad’s sports car he’s driving around. Oh, and that low rider truck that he’s dragging sparks with? It’s not his either; it actually belongs to his little brother. Although Phil talks a lot of game he’s still a giant p*ssy who NEVER backs it up. I guess the time he spent in prison didn’t teach him anything except how to pick up the soap.

This guy sure likes to take a lot of pictures of himself.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This gross little beast of a woman has an acuity for dudes who are taken. Big no-no, wouldn’t you say?  The poor monster can’t seem to keep her hands to herself or her legs together. Also, is it just me or does this broad look like she’s perpetually standing behind a jet engine, blowing all the skin in her face 30 feet behind her, and the dude she’s with at the bottom is one stone cold fox, eh? Hotness all around! …kill me now.

Why do people get facial piercings when they are ugly, it only draws more attention to their flaws.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl is Courtney Francis Adkins, Don’t let the barbie doll appearance fool you, she is a huge controlling bitch who is faker than plastic. Her twat has been nailed more times than the hammers used to create the empire state building. Once i heard that an entire subway sub was shoved up her vagina by her friends older brother, the same guy she would sneak over to fuck behind her friends back. She will never stop trying to have sex with her ex who clearly wants nothing to do with her, she also has had sex with at least 6 guys since she has started at MSU this year…..you know what they say about “sorority hoes.” I think its safe to say anyone who knows this girl would agree that she is a lame excuse for a human being, i feel bad for anyone who ever has the slightest contact with her.

She has a little gerbil mouth, does she eat pellets.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik-I saw these pictures and thought of the dirty.com right away…What do you think about these “models?”

I like where your heads at, but No I wouldn’t.  The stick figure looks like its wearing shoulder pads and you know the girl on the bottom dreams of purple crayons.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: (city: east lansing) this tool bag’s name is jon matle. he is known to the whole state as the man whore who will lay any hipster. he is a sweet talker and will use his lingo on any girl he meets. he also frequently dates woman from out of country. i’m sure he’s had sex with over a hundred girls. the only plus I see for him is that he has brains. he’s “that guy”.

Ya that guy who submits himself….this won’t get you laid, people think your a boy lover.- nik