She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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I Can Prove You Wrong About Tennessee Girls
Posted in Nashville, Tennessee | March 10th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you said you wouldn’t touch anything from tenn but i think i can prove you wrong, what about these girls? the one on the left in black def looks like your type.
The one on the left might as well be the one on the right! Beat, would be the correct term.- nik
Crazy In Clarksville
Posted in Nashville | February 26th, 2010THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Brandie Br*wn. I tell you, you won’t meet crazier, or more stuck up. She is a basket case. She has called the cops NUMEROUS times on her ex-fiancé, keyed his car, broke into his house, stole his car, and SO MUCH MORE. I can’t list it all. She thinks she is the HOTTEST SH!T to hit Tennessee since she is “originally from Cali”. She is supposedly a club promoter. Does small time modeling work for local photographers, BUT, any photo shoot she does, her face has to get photoshoped to hell and back because of all her moles…. even she layers Mac makeup to cover up her face. Oh, and soon as her fiancé called it off, she went and got +2’s…. he took her back, but I can’t see why but the hack job the doctor did.
A nose job should have been the first thing should have done.- nik
Kid Rock Dancer Ciara
Posted in Nashville, Would You? | February 4th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Ciara from Nashville. She was a dancer in Kid Rock’s music video for ALL SUMMER LONG, and her movie DORM OF THE DEAD was on pay-per-view last month. .
Answer: No, I don’t date chicks who have a sword collection ( I can tell).
Hot Country Singer
Posted in Nashville, The Dirty, Would You? | January 23rd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, DA Strong here since the beginning in Scottsdale. Also a 5x winner of caption of the day which I hold the victories close to my heart. Here’s up and coming country singer Kacey Musgraves originally from Texas now living in Nashville for your brunette campaign 2010. How can you say no to this face alone?
That is the problem… she is all face. Her body in this photo looks massive. You can only kiss a face for 13 seconds before you get over it. I think I need better evidence because this picture doesn’t do her any justice.- nik
Nashville Hottie
Posted in Nashville, Would You? | January 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Kris. I work with her on photo shoots and the girl needs little to no makeup and is 100% natural (I checked when I bodypainted her once). 20, Go-go dancer but also volunteers with troubled youth. You wanted a brunette… Lady in public, boy’s dream in private. Would you?
Answer: no. If I didn’t see the top pic she may have been visine worthy, also sharpied eyebrows are not natural.
Petey And Lindsay
Posted in Hollywood, Nashville, The Dirty | January 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik this kid Peter aka Petey Wright in the modeling world is an old friend from back home. In high school he was the goofiest kid whose only hobby in life was smoking weed. He got his big break in modeling and now thinks he is hot sh*t. He did a photo shoot in October with Lindsay Lohan and the pair started dating. I guess she is done with her hiatus from the greg.
She only like him because he look like her former girlfriend Samantha Ronson.- nik
Nashville Hottie
Posted in Nashville, Would You? | January 13th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Shayna. She lives in nashville but comes hunting for guys in memphis sometimes also . She enters lame contests and sucks her fangs into rockstar boys . She thinks shes really hot stuff but i beg to differ . this is her best modeling shot she has.I dunno nik would you ?
Answer: No, she has a bigger pouch than a kangaroo, and photoshop is for liars.
Nashville Hottie
Posted in Nashville, Would You? | December 18th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is so your type. Eh? Would you?
Answer: No, I hate her nose and teeth, and her eyes. She is just awful.
Forget Dirty Diana! Its Dirty Donna
Posted in Nashville, Would You? | December 18th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Donna! AKA Donnareah! She was the biggest sk*nk h*e cameltoe at her high school. She is now probably doing porn. She is all over the internet. So i wanna know… Would You?
Answer: No, she looks like small town white trash, and photoshop is her best friend.
Your Date For NYE
Posted in Nashville | December 17th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik Me and my girls run this town. The boys down here are so lame I needs me a real man. Nik wanna meet up NYE? I promise me and my suitcase of sex toys will rock your world.
I’d rather be dateless…for the rest of my life.- nik
