THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Meet Christine Anne Della Rocca aka Crusty Christine. This clown will get down for any old man who wants a go. So, if you’re in Staten Island or New York and want to laugh your ass off check out this old 5 head. Seriously, that head needs it’s own zip code!! She tries to edit it out of pictures, but she should spend her time being a parent to her 3 kids, rather than trolling Facebook for her next victim. She’s easy but beware of the crust she’ll leave behind.