THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dirty SL*T may look innocent but believe me she’s NOT! She’s a dog tag wh*re. Having Fort Campbell not too far away, that should be pretty easy for her sleazy ass. She’ll sleep with ANY guy and has collected more dog tags then the death pole of nam. She hangs out mostly at Graham or Play..really any where a bar and an army guy can be found. & Watch out, I had a friend who dated this chicks ex and that b**ch tried sleeping with him to get hime back (Cause he had a set of dog tags that the trick STILL can’t get.) Her and ALL her little sl*t friends are dog tag collecting hussies. Hide yo kids, and hide yo husbands cause this sl*t is f**kin errbody out there.

You’re in the army, that’s an excuse to wear a hat and hide that 7head of yours.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it happened again Lawyer Mike has dropped his newest video for Mother’s Day in memory of his mother!  Nik, when the hell are these record labels going to wake up and give LM a record deal?

Lawyer Mike is the Kenny Powers of our generation.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy stole $600,000 from Vanderbilt Law with 2 fat pigs called Jason and Cole. They are both in Jail now but this little boy its just running free and i don’t think its fair that someone who stole so much money from a company that helps a lot of people is running free he should pay for what he did. He ran to Mexico for a while with these 2 people thinking they won’t get caught, but they did. He had sex for money and so did many little boys. he got caught up with them. I just need to being an awareness of how disgusting people can be. How can someone be so selfish to steal such amount of money for sex, drugs, and stupid expenses they did. I need people to see and help cause awareness to this. he probably is stealing from another company, who knows? Just be careful.

Nobody ever suspects the forgy’s.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kristina Cliff. Qord on the street is she was dating this guy for like 3 years. She cheated on him 2 or 3 times. They broke up because she wanted him to attend some crazy cult-like church she was involved with, wanted to adopt abused children, and refused to give the guy any sex until he put a ring on the finger. Dude was close. He even took her on a trip last summer where we thought he was going to propose. Man I’m glad that dude got out. Now she’s lost some weight taking some type of pill. She started fcking some guy named Josh (seen below). So much for waiting until marriage huh? His family owns a business in town. Looks like she finally found her a rich one. Good luck to you dude. You’re gonna need it!

They have matching under-chins, I think they woulda made it…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, BEWARE! This DOUCHE is a talent agent in Nashville trying to gain fame by using his diagnosis of HIV as a platform/advocate for popularity in the gay community. Even with this serious situation you will see him at any given moment with his tongue down someone else’s throat wh*ring it up…and guys actually still go for him! Tragedy.

He even looks like Pedro.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Chris Knee is the biggest emo/indie douchebag EVER! He suffers from a severe case of “big fish little pond syndrome.” Tried to make it big in Nashville Chris? Nice cliche. Nice Fail. This guy covers up *ss hole remarks with even douchier words like “bro” “word” and “coolness.” Do not be fooled by the emo failure. He will drag you down until you drown in his foot blood. Can’t be happy for his friends and is all talk. Super creeper, super fake. Be warned those who are under 18, he will find you, and he will try to seduce you with a poorly written song in G chord. P.S. You left your diary here you emo f*ck.

Carrying a diary on your person is as gay as it gets.  Please scan it and post.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Facebook has recently become an endless stream of Mark West talking about how sober he is now as if anybody really gives two sh*ts about him or what he does. Mark, NOBODY CARES! Go have a dozen drinks like you always do cause it doesnt matter to any of the rest of us what happens to you or your life for that matter. You suck at singing and you suck at life, got it? Furthermore quit pretending you have a fake girlfriend cause you dont you loser, your a total forgy all the way and everyone knows it.

He is a lot cooler when he is LOADED.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Lauren Mayer..aka LO. She has been on other gossip sites before, like TheDirty and isanyoneup. She hangs out at Buckwild and other bars on 2nd Avenue (surprise surprise), including McFaddens where she “works”. By “work”, I mean she hooks up with the manager there who is in a live-in relationship with another employee there. I feel bad for the clueless girlfriend. Nik this girl will do anything for free drinks and blacks out almost every night especially when shes working at Mcfaddens. Nik I hope you put this girl on blast to warn other girls in Nashville to keep their boyfriends away from this 5-headed Britney Spears lookalike!

She does, Britney’s a disaster.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is so gross. He walks around wasted at the Klub Cirok & thinks its attractive. He’s old & needs to realize the young girls just wanna use him cuz he leads them to believe he’s more than he is. He’s on plenty of websites & used to be a Swinger. Gross, listen to the other comments, Grow Up you old douche bag & hold on to the one that’s willing to look past your bullsh*t!

That’s his little sisters room, he uses it when he needs a computer since he pawned his years ago.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Mr Hillbilly. He’s traveled near and far pipelining leaving a path of nasty in his wake! Not only can he not keep it in his pants, he’s a compulsive liar, and seems to try to talk EVERY woman he dates into having a child. With one on the way now that he denies knowing about you wouldn’t think that would be his game!! Rumor (truth) is he talked some girl from out of state into getting knocked up with a promise of true love, marriage, blah blah blah then fled the scene! He thinks he’s God’s gift to women and tries to pretend he’s LOADED. He passes out wasted every night. Plans on setting his vehicle on fire to commit insurance fraud.. oh.. his parents house too. And draws unemployment while working for cash. Runs a good game right?! I think he needs to be taught it’s time to stop scamming underage chicks on Facebook, discontinue humping everything with a crevice, quit milking the unemployment, and wrap your tool you fool! So Nik could you blast a quick lesson to this Hillbilly Man wh*re for us?

Do you know how I know he’s forgy…he’s enjoying sitting on that rock.- nik