THE DIRTY ARMY: asked Josh Caudill (or attempted to ask) to help care for my son (I say my son because Josh is the “father” but does nothing for MY son…except maybe staying away is actually good….) Note: This is the 2nd time in as many months I’ve asked Josh Caudill to help me with my sweet boy…not financially either… …call from restricted number… Me – Hello? Josh – You wanted me to call? Me – I hear tell you ain’t working. Josh – You hear tell I ain’t working? Me – Yeah, the last time I asked if you could help watch James, you said you were starting a job and couldn’t. Josh – Well, you should know I’m not working cuz you ain’t receiving child support. Me- Well, I didn’t know if you were getting paid under the table or… Josh – click Now, folks that are reading this tale of woe…bare (or bear) in mind that Josh Caudill worked for the first 8 months of my sweet boy’s life, but didn’t contribute to my sweet boy’s needs cuz “he didn’t have to.” Also, noteworthy is that Josh Caudill is $8,500 behind in child support…and my sweet boy is only 3. Oh, there’s so much more heartbreak and saga in this epic tale of the ultimate dead beat dad, but I always like to look at the bigger, brighter picture, or at least make my way back round to it. My son is AMAZING!!! Yeah his “father” is a gigantic piece of shit, but that said, my son wouldn’t be the awesome kid he is today if he had a different “father.” Josh Caudill, thank you for not shooting blanks! My son is awesome! The end (not really but this is where I’m stopping).