THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet SSG Michael Kirby Kelly, 23 of Ft. Campbell KY, ladies. Originally from Apple Valley, CA. You can catch him cruising around in his 2013 Subaru Legacy with whatever dependaho he has for he weekend. This man (or boy, rather) is a true snake. He lives with a man and his daughter, and has no place of his own. This man had no car, lived in the barracks, and was always broke as fck (or so he pretended to be). He used one particular woman he met back in 2012 for two years to see him through a deployment. He used her for money, rides, and a place to stay because he hated the barracks so much. HE claims this woman was his “first love\”. However, he cheated on her with some Asian slut in Nashville the week after her birthday. In November of 2013 after he made E-6, bought his car, and found someone else to mooch off of, he dumped her after having Thanksgiving dinner with her family the night before. He led her on for five months saying they would “work things out” up until March of 2014. So, it turns out he was banging out a fat redhead that goes to APSU the whole time (where the drd rate is 75%). He lied about going to the field and was fcking this cow the whole time. He says he has only been with 4 women. If he thinks you’re drunk enough, he will try to fck you. Watch out for this soul-sucking cheap ass cheating asshole. He will use you for everything you have and then dip out when he thinks he got away with everything. Now I know why they say that gingers don’t have souls.