Wednesday 22nd May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

How Can I Get My Cousin Not To Be A Porta Potty

February 2, 2013 Nashville, Tennessee, The Dirty 19 82,335 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my cousin is a junior at UT and this summer I showed her TheDirty and we got our laughs on all the hilarious and ridiculous stuff on here. But lately, I think she’s becoming obsessed with becoming a porta potty. She sees the porta potties here and on instagram and sees their “glamorous” life and knows exactly what they do, but is still hellbent on becoming a porta potty. She’s in the pre-med track and has a lot going for her but is stressed out and struggling and thinks this is the only way to pay for med school. I thought it would be funny showing her this site, but now I think i’ve made a huge mistake. I really don’t want her to go down this route. It’s gross and dangerous. I know she reads this site. Can you help me convince her not to do this? Please?

I heard Vision models is the new PP agency… that’s what Hack told me.- nik



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Let’s Make Sure This Lawyer Doesn’t Take Advantage Of Other Women

January 22, 2013 Nashville, The Dirty 59 71,929 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Nashville lawyer is out every night preying on new girls in town. He opens with I’m an attorney and next thing you know he’s taking girls up to his office and “consulting” with them. This poor girl fell victim and wants to warn Nashville to stay away from this nasty lawyer.  I’m glad there is websites likes yours so other women will not fall into the same game.  There is no reason more girls need to get hurt, because it is obvious that is all he wants to do.

I wonder if he still charges these girls a retainer?- nik



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You Will Dread Ever Meeting Her

January 16, 2013 Nashville 17 9,061 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Ellie Martin, one of the biggest posers you will ever meet. She goes from phase to phase. This talented artist has the mental issues and personality mood swings you would normally see from a high school freshmen. Has been known to use her body to get what she wants out of guys. She has cheated on almost every boyfriend she has had because she can not control her sexual urges. Heads up, she’s on the pill and encourages to screw without protection. Does a bad job at hygiene in general, she will reach to give you a hug and ends up offending your nose. Pieced nipples and tongue. She’s the typical girl that will sleep with who ever is providing her booze or pot. In october you can find her poll dancing at Monster Mountain or blowing off one of the workers in a corner. Recently her new phase is the the hippy/dread lock.

I don’t think she’ll ever make it out of the ‘Flannel farm girl’ phase.- nik



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Jason And His Kids

January 7, 2013 Nashville 0 9,868 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this guy Jason Harbison’s a perv. He brings new meaning to “hide yo kids, hide yo wife.” He leaves his wife to go hang out with 13 year old kids and she has NO idea. He brags about how big his d*ck is to my daughter and her friends. He asks them to sit on his lap and he grabs their asses too. Needless to say she WON’T be going around his ass again. He talks about what a b*tch his ex was and how he had to “knock some sense into her”. Don’t let your kids around him, because he’s a complete freak.

You’ll need some evidence.  right now its just the world of a 13 year old, no offense.- nik



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I Found A Shocking Photo Of Lamar Odom

December 20, 2012 Hollywood, Nashville, The Dirty 0 77,572 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out Lamar Odom! I was looking and googling “lamar odom jr twitter” cause I wanted to see what his twitter said. I scrolled down and decided to look at the pictures, and about a little more that half way down the page, I see Lamar Odam with his legs open and a brunette sitting between his legs with a drink in her hand.  This has to be old right?

Why does Lamar shave his legs?- nik



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What Do You Think About Dalis

December 8, 2012 Nashville, The Dirty 151 7,887 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Dalis. You might know her if you are familiar with the show Teen Mom. I think she is absolutely stunning and can’t believe there is actually such a hottie on one of those shows.  So what are your thoughts on Dalis?

The freckle body suit and neck fat wrinkles are killing me.- nik



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