Nashville | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Lauren the Cheater and Abuser

July 10, 2014 Nashville 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Lauren Jones. She might look normal but girl is a complete physco. Aside from the fact that she cheats on her husband she also has no respect for her child. Lauren, remember when you threw wine glass at your kid? Lauren is known to be a heavy drug and alcohol user. She is rarely home with her kid and will disappear to other states such as California and Florida with no warning. Unstable much, Lauren?



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Men Like This

July 7, 2014 Nashville 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: He’s a piece of work. Thanks to a bartender in Nashville i was sent to this Website. The sleazy lawyer is now acting as a personal trainer to get girls. Good thing hes staying in shape because this 42 year old is in a club or bar every day of the week. He’s also a liar. I asked him if he was single and he said yes. A bartender thankfully filled me in about his girlfriend. he gets away with dating a ton of women because she’s a news anchor named Tiani Jones in Alabama. When GF is away he plays. But what’s sad is my coworker is friends with his girlfriend, and says she knows he cheats! Is he putting a spell on these women?



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Clarksville hoe hits again

June 2, 2014 Nashville 30

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Meagan Dunn she’s known on post as a hoe because half of Clarksville has slept with her. She cheated on all her boyfriends. I know she’s dating a soldier with kid or kids who cares and I saw her at a fair here and she gave me her number when her friends weren’t around and told me she liked my tattoos. I texted her and we hooked up.. Not a good lay though … She looks like a boy with her clothes off I just wanted to get my dick wet it was nothing to me but I want to warn all my brothers out there she works a petsmart as a groomer but .. She needs to groom her shit better so I feel sorry for the dogs. I m going to get my shit checked because a couple of my brothers have been with her ..her blow jobs suck too that bitch can’t suck for dick! If you see her boyfriend tell him once a hoe always a hoe. I seen her titled as military smut on here too… Dumb bitch keep your clothes on or stay out of a realtionship.



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Josh Caudill needs to be exposed

May 28, 2014 Nashville 16

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THE DIRTY ARMY: asked Josh Caudill (or attempted to ask) to help care for my son (I say my son because Josh is the “father” but does nothing for MY son…except maybe staying away is actually good….) Note: This is the 2nd time in as many months I’ve asked Josh Caudill to help me with my sweet boy…not financially either… …call from restricted number… Me – Hello? Josh – You wanted me to call? Me – I hear tell you ain’t working. Josh – You hear tell I ain’t working? Me – Yeah, the last time I asked if you could help watch James, you said you were starting a job and couldn’t. Josh – Well, you should know I’m not working cuz you ain’t receiving child support. Me- Well, I didn’t know if you were getting paid under the table or… Josh – click Now, folks that are reading this tale of woe…bare (or bear) in mind that Josh Caudill worked for the first 8 months of my sweet boy’s life, but didn’t contribute to my sweet boy’s needs cuz “he didn’t have to.” Also, noteworthy is that Josh Caudill is $8,500 behind in child support…and my sweet boy is only 3. Oh, there’s so much more heartbreak and saga in this epic tale of the ultimate dead beat dad, but I always like to look at the bigger, brighter picture, or at least make my way back round to it. My son is AMAZING!!! Yeah his “father” is a gigantic piece of shit, but that said, my son wouldn’t be the awesome kid he is today if he had a different “father.” Josh Caudill, thank you for not shooting blanks! My son is awesome! The end (not really but this is where I’m stopping).



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Ft. Campbell’s Biggest Douche

May 9, 2014 Clarksville, Nashville 25

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet SSG Michael Kirby Kelly, 23 of Ft. Campbell KY, ladies. Originally from Apple Valley, CA. You can catch him cruising around in his 2013 Subaru Legacy with whatever dependaho he has for he weekend. This man (or boy, rather) is a true snake. He lives with a man and his daughter, and has no place of his own. This man had no car, lived in the barracks, and was always broke as fck (or so he pretended to be). He used one particular woman he met back in 2012 for two years to see him through a deployment. He used her for money, rides, and a place to stay because he hated the barracks so much. HE claims this woman was his “first love\”. However, he cheated on her with some Asian slut in Nashville the week after her birthday. In November of 2013 after he made E-6, bought his car, and found someone else to mooch off of, he dumped her after having Thanksgiving dinner with her family the night before. He led her on for five months saying they would “work things out” up until March of 2014. So, it turns out he was banging out a fat redhead that goes to APSU the whole time (where the drd rate is 75%). He lied about going to the field and was fcking this cow the whole time. He says he has only been with 4 women. If he thinks you’re drunk enough, he will try to fck you. Watch out for this soul-sucking cheap ass cheating asshole. He will use you for everything you have and then dip out when he thinks he got away with everything. Now I know why they say that gingers don’t have souls.



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Sara Green

May 6, 2014 Nashville 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Sara Green. You can find this pill whore at Henrietta trailer park in Cheatham county going towards Clarksville. So let me just tell you why I call this woman trailer trash, She relies on the government to take care of her 4 boys, because shes to busy knodding out from all the Oxycontin she sucks dick for. This nasty bitch has been spreading her legs and drds around Cheatham county for far too long, Watch out for this fugly bitch. She\’ll stick with you forever. Everyone sees you Sara, you fcking ugly skank.



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Yana “Elizabeth” Crouch the Russian

April 23, 2014 Nashville, Tennessee 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, allow me to introduce to you Yana “Elizabeth” (Liz) crater face Crouch. This is one of Middle Tennessee’s easiest bags of the night. She can usually be found hanging around inside (or behind) Dirty Jim’s bar in Murfreesboro. She uses men, pretends to want to have a family with them, let’s them buy her things, then cheats on them OR begins to have an abusive relationship with them! Currently she is on probation for hitting her ex boyfriend while she was high on drugs. She spends her life gossiping about everyone she hates, (all while pretending that she is a changed Christian) being checked for drds, and picking all the acne she has plastered across her face, and plotting against the world because she is a miserable, nasty skank that everyone knows is about as easy as they come! Even her own family can’t stand her!! She’s a home wrecking whore, who’s ruined marriages and even stolen money out of the wallets of the guys she’s screwing while they were sleeping! This girl tried to get one over on me and I honestly hope that no good man ever falls for her disgusting tricks!



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Crazy Horse Megan Halcomb

April 18, 2014 Nashville 92

THE DIRTY ARMY: Public Warning Megan Halcomb will give you an drd!This sloot Watch out when shes not busy dishing out the herps @ the strip club she is busy hustling the government for welfare and food stamps. I have heard stories of things turning up missing around her and this White trash tranny is a known petty thief! Her face has been published in just busted magazine for it and she uses and alias on the internet!! She goes out 7 nights a week and leaves her child with some junkie to babysit.She has to be Nashvilles worst Mom by Far



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