Friday 24th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

What Is Going On Here

December 5, 2012 Dirty News, Hollywood, Nashville, The Dirty 39 6,906 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is a screenshot from the new show Nashville. I would just like to know what the hell is going on with Hayden’s boobs in this picture? Did she get +2”s or what? Love your site, gives me hours of entertainment, keep it up.

It looks like she has Tori Spelling disease.- nik



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Nik Richie’s Top 5

November 25, 2012 Nashville, Tennessee, The Dirty 128 8,499 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik—kinda new to you and THE DIRTY but already a huge fan. I’m completely intrigued by you, I love that you point out the flaws of chicks that 99% of men would be like “Hell Yeah I’d hit that”. Most men claim to be “picky” but you truly are. So my question is who are a few names that top the list of Nik’s “I WOULD”? Also would you with Kate Upton?

No, Kate Upton is fat (photoshop is for liars). My #1 is Amber Heard… unfortunately Johnny Depp is Greg Blocking me right now.- nik 



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Sara Beth Saladino

November 20, 2012 Nashville 7 7,695 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this skankadoodle married for benefits, lied, cheated and STOLE. Bless the poor guy’s heart he didn’t know what was coming, she has a FAKE personality and even more fake hair color. Can’t decide which eye is looking at you? Neither can I. She should have used that TriCare to fix herself.

Her eyes distract from the rest of her.  Which is a good thing…- nik



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Racist Idiot

November 8, 2012 Nashville, Tennessee 40 5,812 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this college chick is a disgusting racist. Everyone needs to see this, especially her potential future employers. This girl goes to East Tennessee State University. Thanks.

So much for her education…- nik



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Will Mr. 615 Be Successful In His Latest Business

November 6, 2012 Mr. 615, Nashville, The Dirty 162 8,609 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Mr. 615 has been under the radar since he was DUMPED by Cassie Rourke. Chase’s daddy has ONCE AGAIN started a business for his son. Chase failed at Malibu Tan, failed as a tow truck driver, failed as a model, failed as a reality star (rubberneckers lol), failed as a drug dealer, failed as a bodybuilder…actually what hasn’t Mr 615 failed at? I guess dad would rather blow money making his son feel successful. Nik what do you think of Mr 615 as a car dealer?

FAILURE.- nik



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What A Wonderful Nickname

October 30, 2012 Nashville, Tennessee 0 9,066 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: So this may be common sense but how do you get a nickname like C*m Dump Kyle? How many times do you have to be dumped in to be called a c*m dump? His family must be proud of him being a local celebrity.

You get from wrastlin forgy’s.- nik



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