Sunday 19th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Boob Acne Is Not Hot

October 23, 2012 Memphis, Nashville 0 8,262 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Laiken (real name not stripper name), who is currently trying to take a picture that shows off her KRUSTY titties to her 41 year old girlfriend trying to turn her on for a wild night of softball. She dresses, acts, and speaks just like courtney on the show youre on “Couples Therapy”.

It most definitely is not..- nik



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Jared The Jackass

October 12, 2012 Nashville, Tennessee 17 8,581 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This dip shit is Jared Greer. Class A piece of shit. Uses females for his own personal greed. From fresh on the market females to new mothers. The kid is heartless. Then calls them every name in the book to get them away from him. If he doesn’t get what he wants from you, “you’re a cnt, bitch, stalker”, ect. He breaks up relationships, and carries on about his day with out a hint of emotion for the damage he causes to all kinds of females. GIRLS STAY THE FCK AWAY. He thinks his shit don’t stink and that his dick is the biggest around. When in actuality it’s got that twizzler status.. ew. This kid DEFINES tool. This guy doesn’t do shit but drink and play ps3.
Get a life bro. You’re not that cute. What do you think Nik?

Is that a dial a cop beside him?? (did he bring his own radio..if ya know what I mean).- nik



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Beware Of Quea Williams

October 3, 2012 Nashville 8 8,559 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Quea Williams, former Austin Peay college football player,now a personal trainer at Urban Active is leading a double life. He pretends to be single which he is not, while hitting on women constantly at the gym. He prefers white women mostly married ones, sleeps with as many of them as possible unprotected without telling them he is in fact bi sexual and a swinger that has a girlfriend who is clueless to his alternative lifestyle. His sexual behaviors are very high risk but he doesn’t care. Even his co workers talk about what a whore he is and how he loves men!!Quea just needs to start being honest and come out of the closet!!

Even if he didn’t make that flyer himself it still woulda looked gay.  What is that a medicine ball??- nik



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Christian Rock Groupie

September 20, 2012 Nashville 10 7,623 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, there’s this girl named Sadie that is originally from Chicago, but just moved down to Nashville to try and pursue a career doing merchandise for Christian rock bands… Weird choice, right? She’s cute, but an absolutely boy crazy 20 year old girl who knows how to flirt and use her looks to get what she wants. Before she even moved here, she was already hooking up with music industry people (at least one for sure that I know of when she came into town), and since she’s got here, the list is growing and growing and it’s all crew guys. However, I also just heard she hooked up with a guy in the band she’s currently working for, who I won’t name just to protect them. She is a master at turning guys against each other, and also lies about her ex’s beating her and being super controlling, just to get new guys she’s talking to to get pissed and start fighting with the old ex’s. Just want people to see this chick for what she really is so idiot guys and bands stop drooling over her.

What do you expect, they’re Christian…- nik



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Shaun White Is An Obnoxious Drunk

September 18, 2012 Dirty Athletes, Nashville 7 8,955 Views


 THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Shaun White is an IDIOT. Over the weekend he got arrested while being delibetralt drunk in A Nashville Hotel. Police say the two-time Olympic gold medalist snowboarder tried to attack a hotel guest who had followed him out of the hotel early Sunday morning. When the guest told White he had called the police, the skateboarder “attempted to attack the man and fell and hit his head.” The best part? The cops were actually trying to be really cool about it and just asked him to sign a misemorenor citation…but no, he refused and got put in jail because of it. PS. The black eye is from him attempting to hit the hotel guest and hit his own head doing so HA!

He looks like a butt pirate in this mug shot.- nik



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I’ll Give You A Hint, He Uses A Plunger

September 14, 2012 Nashville 4 7,778 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I would like to welcome this handyman f*g from Nashville to the dirty. He not only cleans toilets for a living but he also strikes out with the ladies. He’s 40 pounds over weight and is buds with Chase Mitchell aka Mr 615. Billy is a b*tch who smiles in your face and talks shit behind your back. He hangs at the bars until they close but always strikes out. The only thing he pulls is plungers out of shitters. Let’s expose this f*g for what he is (Pathetic)

You should leave a muffin on the stall (out of its wrapping) see if he eats it.- nik



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