Not So Sexy

November 20, 2013 Nashville, The Dirty 248

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Brandy Nicole Stansberry from Tennessee, she decides to become a working girl in.  Anyway, I don’t get how it works.  I thoughts girls were suppose to be hot and fit.  Not have back rolls all over the place.  Thoughts on her Nik?

The tag on the underwear really bothers me. I can’t get past it to even see what she looks like.- nik



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David Dubbs The Internet Marketing Douchebag

November 6, 2013 Nashville, The Dirty 65

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is David Dubbs. He’s a 40+ yr old self proclaimed rockstar and millionaire internet marketing guru. He also works in bodybuilding. He is linked to Allison Lamar who has been featured on your site for Scottsdale as a fellow scam artist. The guy is married with a kid, but dates girls from other cities and sleeps with chicks at bodybuilding expos. He visits them but doesnt allow them to come into his hometown. He lies about business, relationships, and even about his own son.

He claims to live a luxurious lifestyle, but his house has a lien on it and he owes the IRS a lot of money. He pretends to own luxury cars to lure people into his internet home businesses, but the guy drives a Ford Focus. He also claims to make $450,000 a month in networking marketing, but the guy can barely pay child support or his bills.

He keeps on scamming people into internet home businesses. He has a track record of thousands of people losing their life savings to him and him leaving them high and dry. He is a very good sales person and can manipulate just about anybody. He is a very deceiving guy. He’ll seem friendly and cool as hell, but if he doesnt get his way, watch out. Dont date or do business with with guy!! He is not helping you and only wants success for himself.

You had me at Ford Focus.- nik



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Clinging to his 15 Minutes

September 19, 2013 Nashville 20

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey,Nik. This is failed boy bander Austin Clark (think pop/country Jonas Brothers).His band was first called The Clark Brothers and won the only season of the now cancelled American Idol spinoff Next Great American Band.They later changed their name to Sons of Sylvia and toured with Carrie Underwood a few years ago. But the band failed despite their cousin Ryan Tedder from One Republic writing music for them and a duet with Carrie. Nowadays he is a 30 yrs old driving a tour bus for a living trying desperately to cling to the fame that was dangled in front of him.He still keeps in contact with groupies he met on tour years ago as well as new girls he meets all over the country who fall for his sweet southern gentleman act and his talk of his “going places” in life(Fail). He is the son of a tent revival preacher and presents himself as a guy with wholesome values but in reality he is a sneaky liar who cheats on his GF and doesn’t care who he hurts or how many lives he affects and the faithful(I think) girlfriend is totally unaware. His job as a bus driver makes it easy for him to play girls in several states none of them aware that they are just one of many. He doesn’t care if they have a boyfriend or not.He needs several gullible girls to string along because likes to talk while he is on the road driving for hours and hours and skypesex (prob records it too)with them when he’s bored in hotels.If you’re talking to him BE WARNED you are NOT the only one who is! He plays girls all over Nashville and since he goes out of town so much sometimes he IS in town when he says he isn’t. Being around musicians here all the time I’d usually say more power to him but this pathetic pasty white loser with a freckled bodysuit and bee sting bitch tits needs to be put on blast for causing drama and break ups and why squander and opportunity to be Dirty Army Strong?

He’s still searching for his 15 minutes, getting a pic with Romney being part of the cleaning crew is not impressive.- nik



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Obsessed Dangerous Spy

September 19, 2013 Nashville, The Dirty 51

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I never thought I would post on here, but I need your help. This isn’t for me but a good friend of mine. Here’s the story, a guy friend of mine met a girl, I will name her name because she is psycho and deserves it. Nichole Bruner is her name, she dated my guy friend and she was a stage five clinger and just really out of control so he called it off. He then started talking to another girl who approached him-pictures are attached. She told him her name was Bryland Hemingway… that girl doesn’t exist. Last week he stopped hearing from her then he got a call from her “sister” saying she had been murdered by her ex. There are a lot of crazy details but long story short we have done some research there is no such person as Bryland Hemingway and the number she has was a Florida #(she said she was a traveling physical therapist) after he stopped hearing from “Bryalnd” Nichole text him out of nowhere after two months. We are almost certain she staged all this and had the girl pictured pursue My friend. Nik, we need the DA army to identify the real name of the girl in the picture. Also to warn people to stay away from Nichole Bruner of Tuscaloosa…she will date you for a week then try to move into your house.

Whatever happen to holding hands in the park and writing love letters… romance is lost.- nik



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Sommer Ratajczak Loves Purple Crayons

September 12, 2013 Nashville 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: Sommer Ratajczak living in Clarksville, Tennessee is the biggest DDR infested whore alive. She has made a lifetime career being a server at red lobster. She had been caught twice sucking a black crayon In the bathroom there. How she doesn’t get fired is simple. She’s servicing the married manager. I hate a cheater so the jokes on him, she has the DRdthat keeps on giving. Her poor ex finance Jacob was clueless for a long time until he came home early from a trip and found her getting banged by 2 guys. If you see this fat whale run!,,, she has been known to trade bjs for Pepsi. Also she has slept with the same men as her her mom and sister Tammy. All of this stems from serious daddy issues. Lets just hope no one tells her mom she was banging her moms boyfriend devin for 8 months of their relationship before he went on. Put this slore on blast. Talk about PP she let some guy drop a deuce on her lips for 150.00 true story. She is the one in white in first pic, fat girl on right in third bathing suit pic, that’s her and mother n last pic.



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Number One Trumpet

August 26, 2013 Nashville 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy right here will let you believe he has all this ass ton of money, cars, and connections to whatever fuking celebrity out there. He tries to impress people with the “my dad is a DOD GS-14″ or whatever. Who fcking cares. In reality, he is a fcking womanizer. He will fck anything walking. Or at least try too. He is probably out there spreading some disease. WHO THE FCK KNOWS. He is just another army toolbag that sucked so bad in real life he had to join a band of almost all idiots. He has be caught in many lies, about how he went to Africa and was in a war zone there, how he is blowing shit up where he is now, and probably trying to say that he has killed someone. When in REALITY, the first sign of anything, he was FCKING SCARED. That is the kind of soldier this fucktrumpet is. Ladies beware, he will use the fuk out of you. Oh, don’t let me forget to mention, he has fathered a baby. Has he ever seen it? No, I am pretty sure his family doesn’t know. He is trying to use that as a gain to live off of post. He is a FCKING IDIOT. One last thing. HE DOESN’T KNOW LUKE BRYAN AND FOR CHRIST SAKE, HE DRIVES A FCKING ALTIMA.

That smile is definitely for the gays.  I decided.- nik



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Ms King

August 26, 2013 Nashville, Would You? 6

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Erika King. She thinks every guy wants her and she falls in love with a new guy every month. She claims she wants to be a bikini competitor next year. She  loves attention so we should give it  to her

Answer: No, she shouda used something to cover-up her flap.



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How Bad Is Molly For You

August 8, 2013 Nashville, The Dirty 551

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, hey whats up? I was reading a post earlier about what other drugs you have done and I got interested. Because I smoke weed everyday and its never been a big deal cause its just weed. On occation I will do some ‘Cid cause that sh*ts just fun, but only like 4 times a year. I also refuse to have a drink. All my friends have been doing Pepsi for about a year now but I’ve never touched it. But then I went to Bonnaroo this year in Tennessee! The first two nights I was there I just got completely railed off some dank headies! But the third night I tried some Molly. And ever since to be honest with you I have been fiendin for it. But I still would not consider weed a drug. But Molly is honestly the funnest thing I have ever done. But what I wanted to know from you guys is, how bad for you is Molly?

Molly is bad, but I’d love to hear thoughts from drug addicts on Molly… please leave your love notes in the comment section on this post.- nik



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