Nashville | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

She Is A Perfect 10

December 5, 2013 Nashville 11

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Carly, a girl I used to work with. She is the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen, there’s no way you could disagree!

I totally disagree.- nik

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Pathetic Ass Momma

December 2, 2013 Nashville, Western Kentucky 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: Courtney Nacole Martin recently changed to Wiley because people talked SO much shit about her(just telling the truth about her) is still at it her sons 6 years old and if he’s not in school he’s at her Ex boyfriends grandparents (65 & 70 years old) because since birth she’s never done shit for him she’s 24 and has no job and lives off the state and now has no license because she lost it to a DUI because shes pathetic she’s had other ppl take him trick or treating this year so she could party if she’s not doing that at the bar to pick up a guy to fck her nasty ass she now has a 18 month old that JUST learned to walk because she keeps him in his crib or playpen ALL DAY she even went off to Chicago and left the youngest with her grandmother who is 70 and her eldest with her ex grandparents ( which her ex isn’t the father) and no one knew where she was but she was with her boyfriend of the week. She has bounced around from friends to family’s houses in the passed 2 years and she’s tagged along the youngest somewhat if he’s not at his dads and the eldest she would go weeks without talking to and he would cry and no one would know her number because she changes it weekly. Before she got pregnant with her second child she even left her eldest with her ex boyfriends grandparent so she could live in Montana with a man she met online. Her family says she’s bipolar and screams at the kids the whole time if she does have them. She will jump for a guy before she will keep her kid … She’s fcked up in the head and should not be allowed to reproduce because her poor kids already don’t have dads.and they might as well not have a mother . Sad thing is she isn’t even pretty she wears WAY to much bronzer has a horse grill and a huge vein pop out of her forehead along with her saggy bag eyes … Sad waste she is… I just wish her kids would have a better home with loving parents .

Changing your name won’t help.  Coming out of the corner (of the frame) will.- nik

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Meg’n Cooper

November 29, 2013 Nashville, Would You? 30

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Meg’n Cooper, pretty sure her name isnt really Meg’n but sure ok, anyway she is constantly blowing up everyones newsfeed on fb with constant “selfies” and updates on when she farts, she thinks she is gods gift to this world and its getting super annoying!! She claims to be a christian and wants a good christian guy but my guess is they are all hiding in the hills since she gave her last guy **.. one question, would you?

Answer: No, she exposes away her age marks + hot people are in constant search for attention.

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Not So Sexy

November 20, 2013 Nashville, The Dirty 248

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Brandy Nicole Stansberry from Tennessee, she decides to become a working girl in.  Anyway, I don’t get how it works.  I thoughts girls were suppose to be hot and fit.  Not have back rolls all over the place.  Thoughts on her Nik?

The tag on the underwear really bothers me. I can’t get past it to even see what she looks like.- nik

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David Dubbs The Internet Marketing Douchebag

November 6, 2013 Nashville, The Dirty 65


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is David Dubbs. He’s a 40+ yr old self proclaimed rockstar and millionaire internet marketing guru. He also works in bodybuilding. He is linked to Allison Lamar who has been featured on your site for Scottsdale as a fellow scam artist. The guy is married with a kid, but dates girls from other cities and sleeps with chicks at bodybuilding expos. He visits them but doesnt allow them to come into his hometown. He lies about business, relationships, and even about his own son.

He claims to live a luxurious lifestyle, but his house has a lien on it and he owes the IRS a lot of money. He pretends to own luxury cars to lure people into his internet home businesses, but the guy drives a Ford Focus. He also claims to make $450,000 a month in networking marketing, but the guy can barely pay child support or his bills.

He keeps on scamming people into internet home businesses. He has a track record of thousands of people losing their life savings to him and him leaving them high and dry. He is a very good sales person and can manipulate just about anybody. He is a very deceiving guy. He’ll seem friendly and cool as hell, but if he doesnt get his way, watch out. Dont date or do business with with guy!! He is not helping you and only wants success for himself.

You had me at Ford Focus.- nik

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Clinging to his 15 Minutes

September 19, 2013 Nashville 20

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey,Nik. This is failed boy bander Austin Clark (think pop/country Jonas Brothers).His band was first called The Clark Brothers and won the only season of the now cancelled American Idol spinoff Next Great American Band.They later changed their name to Sons of Sylvia and toured with Carrie Underwood a few years ago. But the band failed despite their cousin Ryan Tedder from One Republic writing music for them and a duet with Carrie. Nowadays he is a 30 yrs old driving a tour bus for a living trying desperately to cling to the fame that was dangled in front of him.He still keeps in contact with groupies he met on tour years ago as well as new girls he meets all over the country who fall for his sweet southern gentleman act and his talk of his “going places” in life(Fail). He is the son of a tent revival preacher and presents himself as a guy with wholesome values but in reality he is a sneaky liar who cheats on his GF and doesn’t care who he hurts or how many lives he affects and the faithful(I think) girlfriend is totally unaware. His job as a bus driver makes it easy for him to play girls in several states none of them aware that they are just one of many. He doesn’t care if they have a boyfriend or not.He needs several gullible girls to string along because likes to talk while he is on the road driving for hours and hours and skypesex (prob records it too)with them when he’s bored in hotels.If you’re talking to him BE WARNED you are NOT the only one who is! He plays girls all over Nashville and since he goes out of town so much sometimes he IS in town when he says he isn’t. Being around musicians here all the time I’d usually say more power to him but this pathetic pasty white loser with a freckled bodysuit and bee sting bitch tits needs to be put on blast for causing drama and break ups and why squander and opportunity to be Dirty Army Strong?

He’s still searching for his 15 minutes, getting a pic with Romney being part of the cleaning crew is not impressive.- nik

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Obsessed Dangerous Spy

September 19, 2013 Nashville, The Dirty 51

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I never thought I would post on here, but I need your help. This isn’t for me but a good friend of mine. Here’s the story, a guy friend of mine met a girl, I will name her name because she is psycho and deserves it. Nichole Bruner is her name, she dated my guy friend and she was a stage five clinger and just really out of control so he called it off. He then started talking to another girl who approached him-pictures are attached. She told him her name was Bryland Hemingway… that girl doesn’t exist. Last week he stopped hearing from her then he got a call from her “sister” saying she had been murdered by her ex. There are a lot of crazy details but long story short we have done some research there is no such person as Bryland Hemingway and the number she has was a Florida #(she said she was a traveling physical therapist) after he stopped hearing from “Bryalnd” Nichole text him out of nowhere after two months. We are almost certain she staged all this and had the girl pictured pursue My friend. Nik, we need the DA army to identify the real name of the girl in the picture. Also to warn people to stay away from Nichole Bruner of Tuscaloosa…she will date you for a week then try to move into your house.

Whatever happen to holding hands in the park and writing love letters… romance is lost.- nik

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Sommer Ratajczak Loves Purple Crayons

September 12, 2013 Nashville 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: Sommer Ratajczak living in Clarksville, Tennessee is the biggest DDR infested whore alive. She has made a lifetime career being a server at red lobster. She had been caught twice sucking a black crayon In the bathroom there. How she doesn’t get fired is simple. She’s servicing the married manager. I hate a cheater so the jokes on him, she has the DRdthat keeps on giving. Her poor ex finance Jacob was clueless for a long time until he came home early from a trip and found her getting banged by 2 guys. If you see this fat whale run!,,, she has been known to trade bjs for Pepsi. Also she has slept with the same men as her her mom and sister Tammy. All of this stems from serious daddy issues. Lets just hope no one tells her mom she was banging her moms boyfriend devin for 8 months of their relationship before he went on. Put this slore on blast. Talk about PP she let some guy drop a deuce on her lips for 150.00 true story. She is the one in white in first pic, fat girl on right in third bathing suit pic, that’s her and mother n last pic.

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