Nashvilles Purple Crayon Loving Pepsi Slore

Posted in Nashville

Nashville's purple crayon loving pepsi whore

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is Danielle Lucy,but to most Pepsi dealers in the ville just call her “YELL” or “LOOSY GOOSY”.This girl is the sorriest excuse for a mother (almost threw up calling her that) on EARTH! this wh*re is 30 yrs old still bartending at d-list clubs and bars and living in motels.She abandoned all her kids for pepsi and purple crayons.She’s had atleast 7 abortions,gave 2 kids up for adoption and has a 10 yr old her mother has been rasing for the past 8 yrs-ALL BY DIFFERENT MEN !And for no reason she was raised as a rich girl in Smyrna but moved to Nashville due to Smyrna’s lack of purple crayons. she will f-ck any pepsi dealer for a half gram and a dream and has no friends cause she tries to f*ck everyone’s man and she blames it on her “codependence” issue.give me a fu*kin break ur just a WH*RE!! Nik please get this girl some help she’s withering away! And btw..Would you? Bahahaha.

Answer: NO, there’s a square under her nose.

Two For The Price Of One

Posted in Nashville, Would You?

2 for the price of 1!

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, we have seen Kindly Meyers posted all over this thing with her fake hair, fake nails, fake lashes and fake t*ts, and we know that you wouldn’t. But what if we made it a 2 for 1? What if it was Kindly and her psychotic side kick Alana Stirsman? Alana is a h*e like her partner in crime, but she is keeping it real. She has a few loose screws (actually I don’t know if this chick has a screw that doesn’t need to be completely tightened) but we know that those girls are the best in the sack…… So question is Nik, 2 for 1 and the price is FREE…. would you?

Answer: No chance… after watching Nancy Grace on Dancing With The Stars I have given up on the city of Nashville.

There Is A Huge Battle Going On In Nashville For The City’s Biggest Tool

Posted in Dirty Predator, Nashville, The Dirty

It's like taking candy from a baby....

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, well it looks like Jason Link is at it again and this time he is preying on some real young ones. From Jason’s first appearance on The Dirty we got to see a lot of shirtless insecurity and some chatter about how he begs for money more than the homeless in this town. At least the paper the homeless sell is a little interesting to read, what Mr Link tries to sell is just crap. I can only assume that this young lady is paying him to not go back on stage. If it worked we should all pay him. He was sober for a while but since being dumped he has fallen off the wagon and become an even bigger head tilting douche than he ever was. He was found in the men’s bathroom at the Stage with his drummer taking turns on a woman in her early 50′s and one of them stole her money from her purse while the other took his turn. He calls himself the “impregnator” but you can’t impregnate someone before they have reached puberty or after they have been through menopause. His daughter must be so proud.

I feel like losers in life move to Nashville to be around like minded people… like a comfort zone.- nik

Nashville’s Newest Bottle Rat

Posted in Nashville, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl, Kayla C, thinks she is the hottest b*tch in Nashville. She came here from Missouri (where she was trashed) and has been trying to get cliqued up with any group of dudes that are dumb enough to have her. Not only will she send naked dirty pics to anyone in her phone she is always downtown every night on 2nd Ave. for Greg and anyone else that will comp her drinks. She trys to act tough and rich sayin her ex is in prison for 5 years when really she is just a fake ass h*e that is desperate for any attention. PLEASE do us all a favor and put this hoe on blast! (oh and dont forget her fat ass friend Lauren Mayer).

Warning: Do not follow those stars… it is a trap.- nik

Gummy Bear Nasty Boo

Posted in Nashville

Gummy bear nasty boo suck your lips in!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Nasty Gummybear: She is a horrible mother… begged a 15 year old to knock her up at 20. Then had the baby and dosent give a good flip about it! She steals like crazy and does drugs. Lets her baby lay around in filthy diapers only changing them once a day because shes to lazy to get her nasty *ss up to get a job. They all have lice. Poor child! She has had it since she was 4 months old. Had her kid living in a house with no heat or air no walls wires hanging out of the peices that were there and no water. She never takes a bath and stinks to high heaven. I know a 12 year old that calls her stinky girl. KIDS DONT LIE! Make her shave them thangs… AHHHHHHH!!! She is nasty… WATCH OUT!

That’s a rough horse face, she’s holding back about another inch of lip.- nik

“Tic-Tac” Is Back For More

Posted in Nashville, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, since the original photos of Mark West “Tic Tac” were posted we have learned so much more. The posts became the talk of town and numerous other girls have come forward with their own funny stories about Mr West and his really tiny greg. A few more ridiculous pics are now being passed around that “tic tac” sent to a bartender one night at 4am in the morning. He must be either really drunk or high to make a habit of sending girls naked pictures of himself proudly showing off his greg which everyone agrees may very well be the smallest little one they have ever seen.

Mark please Google image the word “Penis” on the internet… do you see a difference? Sending pictures of your small Greg is not a good look.- nik

You Are Wrong About Southern Belles Nik

Posted in Nashville, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Nashville and the south in general gets a bad rap so I want to present this gorgeous blonde southern belle. I came across these modeling shots of her and wanted to share them with you. I think she’s gorgeous!

I thought the point of a Southern Belle is to exude class and fully clothed values. All I see here is a sl*t that wants to get naked.- nik

Elizab*tch

Posted in Nashville

elizabitch

THE DIRTY ARMY: honestly nik, i had no idea about this website until today, and its sad that the first thought i had about it was, this bitch really should be on here. she literally fcks anything that has a dick. idk why guys would f*ck that, but who knows.. easy vag8na will always be easy vag*na, you would think her should would be roast beef by now.. probably is. she’s f*cked every race, what can i say, she must like diversity. she tells people that she has this high dollar job, just to make herself feel better, when really, her job is pathetic. im guessing she has no idea, how disgusting, and ugly of a person she is, so if you wouldnt mind, go ham nik. Thanks!

She’s hiding her side flaps and thunder thighs.- nik

Mrs Photoshop

Posted in Dirty Army Strong, Nashville

Mrs. Photoshop

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I grew up with this gold digging sloot named Alex (Alexander?) Br*an in Smyrna and not much has changed over the years! She tried to screw my bf back in the day, and she is currently dating a MARRIED MAN! As you can see by her pics above, she loves to photoshop FB photos. I guess she likes to hide the fact that she looks like a tranny and her man looks like opie with a lazy eye? Every month she is in LOVE with another sucker. She wont be happy until she finds a guy with some money, because she is broke and lives in the projects. Alex is so dumb and self centered, she deserved to be on the dirty years ago! Please put this sloot on blast!

He must really have a thing for horses.- nik

Mark “The Legend” East Addresses The Dirty Army

Posted in Nashville, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Well, Well, Well, Dirty Army we meet again. It’s been awhile since you have been addressed by greatness, so here it goes. I just find you all so damn funny and amusing in so many ways that I can’t seem to stop laughing. First of all, you losers still follow me all over Downtown Nashville as if I was the one handing you your food stamps, and it is gross and obsurd. I cannot help that I enjoy life to the fullest, and you have so many voids that need fulfilled that you live your fantasy life worshipping me, your idol! Over the past two weeks you have decided to focus all of your time and energy into discussing my greg so let me share something with you. I have enjoyed a very large amount of sexual encounters and not once have I ever received a complaint. I keep myself in good shape and my Greg is not as Nik said “2 inches”. I will gladly prove it to any curious girls out there since so many of you feel the need to comment even though you dont know sh*t about me in any way. Just let me know and I will show you 2 inches plus a whole lot more, and trust me “tiny” is the last thing you will be thinking as your bent over with me behind you! I do find it so flattering to be stalked by the Dirty Army even though you will make up anything to create a BS story about me, how sweet it is to have a fan club like you! Well losers, thats about it for today, Im going to go back to the fabulous life of Mark West, knowing you will continue to be there right beside me along this journey we share so lovingly together……..Yours Always…….Mark West.

You need mental help. Stop believing your delusions Mark East. Nobody made up BS about your cock. You took a picture of it and it was two inches long. You have only yourself to blame for being such a loser in life.- nik

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