THE DIRTY ARMY: so I go to Hyde, meet this cocktail waitress/hoe chrissy harris. cute face, thin chick. she was sweet, playing all innocent and hard to get.. well she wasnt that hard to get by the end of the night, she was kissing all over me, letting me touch all over her. so i get to know her, get some background on this chick, and come to find out hella homies have smashed, but she puts on a front like she dont like black dudes. shes honestly the most insane person i have met. she acts super innocent and sweet. she aint innocent at all though. she def aint sweet, shes bipolar as fck. so warnin to all my ni**s out there! shes about a 7, 8 if you cover her head w a bag. couchie stank. flat ass, cellicute but yet she act like she the shit. go buy a bottle from her shes guaranteed to suck ya dick & probably fck all ur homies too. man, she probably sucks dick for them trophies too.

You should have at least some definition if you enter one of these competitions.  Bronzer isn’t magic.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik I would like to introduce you to the biggest home wrecking slore that the Navy has ever seen. Her name is Kimberly Briggs and she’s as nasty as the come. She acts like she’s the hottest thing on the planet, and thinks she’s God’s gift to men. She’s horribly mean and has no problem ripping peoples relationships apart, she does it with a smile on her face. Shes a  infested whore and is known to fck anything that walks. She especially has a thing for married guys (found it out the hard way) so to the wives of VP-47 and MCBH, WATCH OUT! Everyone she works with hates her because of how lazy she is, the only reason why anyone puts up with her or looks forward to deployments with this thrash is because they know she’s DTF. The girl has NO standards and even got caught giving head in dirty bunker in Djibouti. She is a serious disgrace to the Navy uniform and females like her are the reason women in the military have such a bad reputation. Please Nik, help me expose her for the person she really is. She’s hurt so many people with her whorish ways, if there is one female that deserves to be blasted it’s her.

Sunscreen will cut down on that wrinkling.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, Just wanted to introduce you to a famous barracks whore. She has fcked just about every Marine at Bangor,Wa while she was in the Navy. Sure enough got pregnant and suckered one of the marines to be the baby daddy even though the kid looks nothing like this dude.She made sure she got out of the Navy quick after she had the kid. Did I mention her and her best friend switched guys every now and then. Sure enough her best friend fcked her husband and they are still best friends. Gross! She is a horrible wife and horrible mother. She spends all her husbands deployment money on trips,clothes and food as you can see. She always complains that shes broke that way family will give her money while her husband is lucky to get a dollar. She also treats her family like shit. In 90% of the pictures she post of her kid he is either only in a diaper or super dirty. He looks like he never gets a bath. She also never cooks so this poor kid eats Mcdonalds for breakfast,lunch and dinner. Her excuse is that she has depression. Depression doesn’t make you a shitty wife and mother. Im sure if she was really depressed she would get help and stop posting it on facebook every two minutes. This bitch needs to be put on blast. She thinks shes hot shit and that everyone loves her.

I thought people in the army were in shape.- nik