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Back To School
Posted in ASU, Alabama, Arizona / UofA, Auburn, BYU, Chico State, Clemson, Colorado, Colorado State, East Carolina University, FSU, Florida Gators, Fresno State, George Washington University, Georgetown, Georgia, Gonzaga, Harvard, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas State, MSU, Marquette, Marshall University, Maryland, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Missouri, Montana State, NC State, Navy, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Ohio University, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Oregon, Oregon State, Penn State, Pitt, Rutgers, South Florida, Southern Illinois University, Stanford, TCU, Tennessee, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, The Dirty, UCLA, UCONN, UCSB, UMASS, UNC, UNLV, USC, Utah, Utah State, VCU | August 20th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???
Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik
Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here
If you don’t see your school just email me to add it. Freshman 15 for life!
Gregs Gregs Gregs
Posted in Detroit, Navy | August 19th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Mike, he just graduated from the Naval Academy. Back home here in Detroit he is a male stripper at Danni’s in Windsor. He is a 30 k millionaire who thinks he can get any girl in his sight, when obviously he is for the gays.
Definitely Forgy, I wonder what his fellow peers at the Naval Academy will think of this? Maybe he should preform a lap dance for them.- nik
Sleeping Her Way Into The Navy
Posted in Navy, Scottsdale | May 26th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Wow…so here is a girl we like to call Wh*ren. Total wh*re (as the name suggests) we think it’s pretty clever. She’s kinda come to be known as the #1 wh*re of myspace! She thinks she’s hot and she is sooo not! She’ll sleep with anything that has a dick and steals bfs left and right…not to mention she gets crazy jealous! Rumor is she slept her way into the navy! It’s the only way she could get in…luckily for guys you don’t need a reason to get into Wh*ren.
Anyone can join the Navy, she must really suck at life if she had to sleep her way in.- nik
Really Bad Taste: Support Our Troops
Posted in Navy, Newport, The Dirty | May 14th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik PLEASE POST THIS…. This is Jason R*mos and his buddies they were at a costume party and they dressed up as a Terrorist Suicide bombers, I think this is truly in Bad taste our troops are out in Afghanistan and Iraq and day after day they are dealing with these Dangerous people, and this Noodle is making a big JOKE out of it, We need to send his ass to Baghdad or Kandahar and see if he think suicide bombers are a joke.
I still think this costume is worse: 9-11 click me.- nik
Navy Douche
Posted in Air Force, Navy, The Citadel, West Point | May 5th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the tool on the left is Matt… the biggest douche at USNA! he is so full of himself and acts like his sh*t don’t stink. he’s cheated on everyone of his gf’s and hooked up with at least half the girls at the academy, supposedly he’s engaged now but we’ll see how long that lasts… this homo needs to be put on blast before he can spread any more diseases.
I only see two douchebags.- nik
His Boats Sinking Faster Then The Titanic
Posted in Air Force, Navy, Philadelphia | April 29th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: This guy clearly takes the term “seaman” to a whole different level. He claims to be serving our country in the Navy, but the only service he is responsible for is the service he receives from the wh*res on the boat. Nik, this guy’s name is Joe and he is about to tie the knot, that is if he doesn’t hang himself with the rope first. His girlfriend Steph is the most gullible person you could ever meet. Steph is a culprit of believing that Joe is “working late” or “left his phone at work” when the only thing he is leaving is his greg is other chicks. I don’t think I have ever seen such a disgusting dude, not to mention a painfully gross couple. You can see the “happiness” in their eyes. This is precisely the recipe for an everlasting love especially when she’s the poor man’s verision of his ex-girlfriend that won’t give it to him anymore because she has realized what scum he is. What do you think?
I think his girlfriend should stop eating all the fatty food is she wants to look good in her wedding dress. No one likes a fat bride.- nik
Ballin
Posted in Air Force, Navy, West Point | April 21st, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik looks like these guys have a good night in store with that kinda money to blow…These douches seem a little too genuinely happy with that 100 dollar bill which is enought for maybe all of them to drink, definitely not buying any girls drinks. These guys think they are pimps, they hit on everybody (unsuccessfully of course). These guys are raging with testosterone and do things to show off too eachother, definitely trying to get into eachothers pants.
Look how happy they are for only having to cough up $100 to release on their friend.- nik
Drunken Spooning
Posted in Air Force, Navy, West Point | April 17th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik you know you are for the gays when you pass out next to a dude and end up cuddling with him…that must have been an awkward morning. And they put shaving creme all over them too lol. The dudes are Derrick and Eric.
Shaving Cream? Looks like the result of Tummy Sticks.- nik
Oops My Shirt Fell Off
Posted in Air Force, Marine Corps, Navy, West Point | April 16th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik can you take a wild guess as too why these girls are at the academy..These girls are wh*res and ugly as f*ck. They love their little army boys, the one on the right looks like a dude with a wig and the other fatter one is dumb as rocks and a total b*tch. I wonder how their shirts magically came off and ended up in thats dudes hands, h*es.
I think his next line is, “oops i got strap on raped.”- nik
Bangkok boys??
Posted in Hollywood, Navy | April 9th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my buddy in the Navy who was always going to Bangkok says these two import models are the kind of girls that the Navy says to stay away from because they are usually packing a surpirse.
Smells like noodles and has a noodle surprise. That’s Scary.- nik
