08.20.09

Back To School

Back to School

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!


Nik Richie

08.19.09

Gregs Gregs Gregs

Posted in Detroit, Navy

Gregs Gregs Gregs

Gregs Gregs Gregs

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Mike, he just graduated from the Naval Academy. Back home here in Detroit he is a male stripper at Danni’s in Windsor. He is a 30 k millionaire who thinks he can get any girl in his sight, when obviously he is for the gays.

Definitely Forgy, I wonder what his fellow peers at the Naval Academy will think of this? Maybe he should preform a lap dance for them.- nik


Nik Richie

05.26.09

Sleeping Her Way Into The Navy

Posted in Navy, Scottsdale

Sleeping her way into the Navy

Sleeping her way into the Navy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Wow…so here is a girl we like to call Wh*ren. Total wh*re (as the name suggests) we think it’s pretty clever. She’s kinda come to be known as the #1 wh*re of myspace! She thinks she’s hot and she is sooo not! She’ll sleep with anything that has a dick and steals bfs left and right…not to mention she gets crazy jealous! Rumor is she slept her way into the navy! It’s the only way she could get in…luckily for guys you don’t need a reason to get into Wh*ren.

Anyone can join the Navy, she must really suck at life if she had to sleep her way in.- nik


Nik Richie

05.14.09

Really Bad Taste: Support Our Troops

Posted in Navy, Newport, The Dirty

main110THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik PLEASE POST THIS…. This is Jason R*mos and his buddies they were at a costume party and they dressed up as a Terrorist Suicide bombers, I think this is truly in Bad taste our troops are out in Afghanistan and Iraq and day after day they are dealing with these Dangerous people, and this Noodle is making a big JOKE out of it, We need to send his ass to Baghdad or Kandahar and see if he think suicide bombers are a joke.

I still think this costume is worse: 9-11 click me.- nik


Nik Richie

05.05.09

Navy Douche

navy douche

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the tool on the left is Matt… the biggest douche at USNA! he is so full of himself and acts like his sh*t don’t stink. he’s cheated on everyone of his gf’s and hooked up with at least half the girls at the academy, supposedly he’s engaged now but we’ll see how long that lasts… this homo needs to be put on blast before he can spread any more diseases.

I only see two douchebags.- nik


Nik Richie

04.29.09

His Boats Sinking Faster Then The Titanic

His Boats Sinking Faster then the Titanic

THE DIRTY ARMY: This guy clearly takes the term “seaman” to a whole different level. He claims to be serving our country in the Navy, but the only service he is responsible for is the service he receives from the wh*res on the boat. Nik, this guy’s name is Joe and he is about to tie the knot, that is if he doesn’t hang himself with the rope first. His girlfriend Steph is the most gullible person you could ever meet. Steph is a culprit of believing that Joe is “working late” or “left his phone at work” when the only thing he is leaving is his greg is other chicks. I don’t think I have ever seen such a disgusting dude, not to mention a painfully gross couple. You can see the “happiness” in their eyes. This is precisely the recipe for an everlasting love especially when she’s the poor man’s verision of his ex-girlfriend that won’t give it to him anymore because she has realized what scum he is. What do you think?


I think his girlfriend should stop eating all the fatty food is she wants to look good in her wedding dress. No one likes a fat bride.- nik


Nik Richie

04.21.09

Ballin

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik looks like these guys have a good night in store with that kinda money to blow…These douches seem a little too genuinely happy with that 100 dollar bill which is enought for maybe all of them to drink, definitely not buying any girls drinks.  These guys think they are pimps, they hit on everybody (unsuccessfully of course).  These guys are raging with testosterone and do things to show off too eachother, definitely trying to get into eachothers pants.

Look how happy they are for only having to cough up $100 to release on their friend.- nik


Nik Richie

04.17.09

Drunken Spooning

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik you know you are for the gays when you pass out next to a dude and end up cuddling with him…that must have been an awkward morning.   And they put shaving creme all over them too lol.   The dudes are Derrick and Eric.

Shaving Cream? Looks like the result of Tummy Sticks.- nik


Nik Richie

04.16.09

Oops My Shirt Fell Off

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik can you take a wild guess as too why these girls are at the academy..These girls are wh*res and ugly as f*ck.  They love their little army boys, the one on the right looks like a dude with a wig and the other fatter one is dumb as rocks and a total b*tch.  I wonder how their shirts magically came off and ended up in thats dudes hands, h*es.

I think his next line is, “oops i got strap on raped.”- nik


Nik Richie

04.09.09

Bangkok boys??

Posted in Hollywood, Navy

Bangkok boys ??

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my buddy in the Navy who was always going to Bangkok says these two import models are the kind of girls that the Navy says to stay away from because they are usually packing a surpirse.

Smells like noodles and has a noodle surprise. That’s Scary.- nik


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"