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In Love with Himself

April 3, 2014 NC State, Raleigh-Durham 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this man right here , OMG where do I start ? He use to work at my gym in Modesto, CA. We would always talk and I kid you not, I would be having the roughest day and no matter what , he is always smiling. You would think his life is perfect. All I know is his name is Anthony , he moved to North Carolina. We were friends on Facebook but now idk if he has a new one or what. I know this is a complete long stretch ink but honestly I just need help to see how’s he doing because any lady would be happy to have this guy. If he is single , I’m going to marry him lol so if anyone knows him please lmk.

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Southern Pearls NC State Slore

March 19, 2014 NC State, Raleigh-Durham, Would You? 20

THE DIRTY ARMY: Would you do this slut? She had a boyfriend but can’t get enough, She hangs around campuz fast food places eating and looking for her next joe. She’s one of a kind, likes to wear het peatls and wrap them around your cock. Her boyfriend is a clueless nice guy who worships the ground this southern NC State slut walks on. I run away from this slut and she still chasex me and begs for one more time. Katie Lewis thinks she is sll that but shes nothing othet than a burnt out whore who thinks she hss class! Be sure to hold on to all het fat ad it giggles and sje is a sprayer!

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Thou Shall Not Sloot

March 4, 2014 Charlotte, NC State 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: This here is a thot!! (Slut, whore,trash) Beware! She will fck for Chipotle!! She goes around Charlotte sleeping with other women’s men! And then posts pics to IG in random places like, the bed, house, hotels. Bitch do you ever go on any dates with these men??? Get a life honey!! You are nothing but a nut to these dudes!!! I seriously wish you would stop sucking my mans dick though!! If you give him anything yal are both done!! You are trailer trash!!! Ughh leave a happy relationship alone bitch!! Hooters trash bag!! Go work at 935 bitch!! Ghetto ass rachet club!! You belong there!!

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Nik, Would You?

March 3, 2014 NC State, Raleigh-Durham, Would You? 90

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Emilee Behrendt. She’s a local model in Raleigh and a former Hurricanes cheerleader. She works in different clubs around Raleigh and is a pretty big partier. I think she’s hot but I’ve heard that she’s a slut and has done some nasty shit. What do you think, Nik? Would you?

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Thinks Shes Too Hot

February 10, 2014 NC State, Raleigh-Durham, Would You? 78

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This girl is a Raleigh local But she thinks shes like from miami or something She acts like everyone wants her and i think she is a stripper from her pics but Nik would you

Answer: No, if she was hot she wouldn’t need to rely on photoshop tricks.

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Chad Nutsch Is A Rich Pig

December 22, 2013 NC State, Raleigh-Durham, The Dirty 163

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Chad Nutsch aka the biggest douche bag in North Carolina. This idiot started making t-shirts that said “Lake Life” and now all of a sudden he’s an entrepreneur and CEO equivalent to Donald Trump, and don’t you dare try to tell him different. He does nothing but brag and talk about his business to the point of extreme obnoxiousness, mainly because he’s too dumb and boring to find anything interesting to talk about, but also because he wants everyone around him to know how great he is at all times. He treats everyone like they are peasants… a girl threw up in his car and he actually paid a guy to eat the puke while he taped it, then put the video up on his facebook like us normal people wanted to see it. What kind of person does something like that??? A true asshole, that’s who! But the most disgusting thing about him is the way he treats women. He thinks that it’s okay to throw one dollar bills on any and every girl like they’re strippers, and he is just a complete pig. He offered to give a friend of mine a ride home from a party because she was really drunk, then once she was in his car, he told her that if she wanted to get home she had to get naked and give him head while he was driving. When she refused, he actually PULLED THE TRUCK OVER AND PUT HER OUT ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!! She had to walk in the dark until she saw a road sign and called someone to come get her. This dirtbag needs to be put on blast so every girl in Raleigh will know to stay far far away or you will regret it, not only because he will treat you like sh*t, but also because if you sleep with him, he’ll leave you with a little gift that keeps on giving (Hint: it starts with a HER and ends with a PEE). You’ve been warned!

We call it DRD… there is no HER or PEE in our world.- nik

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Is Natural Beauty Even Beautiful

December 16, 2013 Charlotte, NC State, The Dirty 494

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw you on Dr. Phil (my fav show) so I decided to check out your site and now I’m addicted!  I know I don’t belong on TheDirty because I’m not trashy, I’ve never been to a bar or club instead I married a loving man with a career when I graduated high school a couple years ago. We just had our first child last month. I feel like a real woman who made good choices but I can’t help noticing that the only girls who turn heads and get attention are the ones who have gotten plastic surgery and look like barbies. I hope my wonderful husband doesn’t get pulled into the delusion that raw sex appeal is more desirable than a faithful wife, but it seems like +2′s are taking over the world! I guess I didn’t realize it as much before because I don’t do any social networking but now I see so many fake girls and it makes me feel like all my hard work to look good and get in shape after giving birth for my husband is not good enough whereas I used to feel like a hottie. I just gotta know what you and other people think.. are all-natural girls like me even considered as pretty in today’s society? I know I’m not a blue eyed blonde but I never claimed to be a ten, I just want to know If natural beauty is actually a real thing or do I have to get fake boobs, extensions, tan, and become anorexic to be seen as beautiful?

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. When I behold you are a generous 4.2251516.- nik

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Daniel Jones, Under the Sheets

October 28, 2013 NC State, Raleigh-Durham 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Daniel Jones many of u guys might know as their sheet sweater. be careful girls, he likes to make his presence known in Raleigh as the wrestler from high school and get with as many girls as he can. only when its noticed by others to cover up the fact that he is actually gay. As his ex gf (regret to mention) for 3 years i started suspecting things like the fact his supposed “best friend” Dustin Ramsey wasn’t all that. They were actually best friending each other under the covers when i thought they were having a guys night. i know cause i was lucky enough to walk in on it. He also has a itty bitty get the point. Be warned

Pretty sure he’s wearing a ladies shirt.- nik

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