Greg Oden's Purple Crayon Exposed
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NC State’s Sexiest Co-Ed
Posted in Charlotte, NC State, The Dirty | December 14th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Charlotte’s finest chick Christina, Nik she is so hot and all of NC State is on her jock, there is no way you could possible say no.
Answer: No, terrible extensions and her face is a scam. You can tell by the fat upper lip and chubby cheek bones that her face is fat. That is why she does sideways face in pictures. Plus, her handle bar clavicle is gross.
Back To School
Posted in ASU, Alabama, Arizona / UofA, Auburn, BYU, Chico State, Clemson, Colorado, Colorado State, East Carolina University, FSU, Florida Gators, Fresno State, George Washington University, Georgetown, Georgia, Gonzaga, Harvard, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas State, MSU, Marquette, Marshall University, Maryland, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Missouri, Montana State, NC State, Navy, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Ohio University, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Oregon, Oregon State, Penn State, Pitt, Rutgers, South Florida, Southern Illinois University, Stanford, TCU, Tennessee, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, The Dirty, UCLA, UCONN, UCSB, UMASS, UNC, UNLV, USC, Utah, Utah State, VCU | August 20th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???
Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik
Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here
If you don’t see your school just email me to add it. Freshman 15 for life!
NCSU D Bag Kicker
Posted in NC State, Raleigh-Durham | August 12th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out the official group picture of the NC State kickers and punters. More importantly, check out the toolbox ginger with the mohawk and the tats. I think this d bag needs to be reminded what band he is not in.
I just like the thumb up the butt. Explains everything to me.- nik
Nothing But Class
Posted in NC State, St Louis | July 27th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Katherine C. She’s a dirty sl*t from STL and moved to NC. She has slept with and sucked off almost every guy in st. louis…… wonder why she moved? She likes midget guys who are total douchebags and tries to make herself look “better” by photoshopping every picture she puts on the internet. She’s a load of thunderthighs and prides herself on having no gag reflex. ED HARDY JEANS… enough said.
Her gut is so huge, she could park in expectant mothers and no one would say anything. Also doesn’t her huge beak get in the way of sucking Greg’s?- nik
Bar Charlotte Cowboy Douche
Posted in Charlotte, NC State, UNC | July 23rd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so the guy on the left here is one of the managers at Bar Charlotte, recently he has had this whole “COUNTRY” look going on. Let me tell you this guy will bring so much drama to your life so stay far away. He thinks he is the best at what he does; well truth is you shouldn’t be any place around the night life.
Managing BAR Charlotte is perfect for him. Taking care of the staff is like herding cattle. Literally.- nik
S.O.S Lake Norman Needs Help
Posted in Charlotte, NC State | July 22nd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Well I know that this boat is going down just look the purple crayon is waving at the camra guy for help these porkers are taking down the ship. Hell they brought Miss Piggy along with in the pink and looks like Kremet is scaming on Miss piggy’s friend.
If you look very closely you will see someone trying to swim in the water. This is just way too easy, I’m not even going to say anything more.- nik
Local Man And Woman Attacked By BigFoot
Posted in NC State, Raleigh-Durham, The Citadel, The Dirty, University Of South Carolina | July 4th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, tragedy struck raleigh several weeks ago when several people went into panic at a local benefit for cancer when the mysterious “big foot” showed up. Here we have a couple of pictures of two unlucky people who had to touch the beast. I guess big foot was showing the man how to check for cervical cancer…..
That land monster will haunt my dreams forever.- nik
A Dollar A Day? Not Worth It….
Posted in Charlotte, NC State, UNC | June 25th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: (wxii12.com) - A buck-a-day — that’s the incentive being offered to young girls to keep them from getting pregnant.
The group College-Bound Sisters was founded at the University of North Carolina at Greensboro by Hazel Brown, a maternity nurse who thought too many teens were having babies. Brown said she hopes the program, which pays $1 each day to 12-to-18-year-old girls, will keep them from getting pregnant. In addition to remaining pregnancy-free, the girls must also attend weekly meetings.
The program is funded by a four-year grant from the state. ”Our three goals are that they avoid pregnancy, graduate from high school and enroll in college,” Brown said.
Under the program, $7 is deposited into an interest-bearing college fund that the girls can collect once they graduate high school. Some recent graduates earned more than $2,000 and are an inspiration to those still in the program.
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It will not work… sex is worth more than a $1.00 a day.- nik
For The Crayons?
Posted in Charlotte, NC State, Would You? | June 5th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, These girls think there hott stuff. Let’s get final answer from Nik. Would You?
Answer: No, I definitely wouldn’t, but a Purple Crayon just might.
Chester Alert
Posted in Charlotte, NC State, UNC, University Of South Carolina, Wake Forest | May 13th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Listen up this guy is a total skeez! He jumps from girl to girl saying you mean so much to me blah blah blah even saying he loves them. Let me tell you i fell for it and im still paying for it. He recently has been bouncing from high school girl to high school girl. Let’s put this dirt bag creep on blast. It really isn’t as big as you think it is either babe!!!
His shirt says its all, and so does the date rape report that the SHIM with him filed.- nik
