THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this douche is Paul Honer. He’s a serial cheating jerk. He is dating a black chick who thinks she’s a model/actress named Brandy Renee Brown (she even has an IMDb page) who allows him to cheat on her constantly. She makes a big scene until he apologizes and she takes him back. This creep plays for both teams, and he’s even been known to pull fire alarms hoping to lure chicks out of bed so he can screw them. Hey, his logic is simple, “cranky chicks who have to get out of bed in the wee hours of the morning are deff dtf, bro.” This guy is a reject that may or may not be graduating from NC State this weekend. He calls himself a “super senior” which means that he can’t seem to pass his easy online classes. He stills lives with his parents and he’s an undercover redneck, and he always jokes about how many “jungle bunnies” he has “laid that sweet white meat” too. I could go on and on, but this guy is a total loser! Nik, put this douche on blast, please.

That is the scariest looking couple I have ever seen.- nik 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve known this girl for a while, and she IS very beautiful – I would want to look like her. She does some modeling, but I swear, she thinks she’s perfect. What do you think?

I think she is very SQUARE looking. Her lines are very boxy.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Raleigh rat is Tc. Him and his followers prance the streets calling themselves “The thoroughbreads” or even worse “cup killas” when its him and the afghan he plays with. They even got matching shirts…quer bait. The only things going for this guy is BEER PONG, he cant stay with a girl if the world depended on it, he cheats on every one of them. He cheated on his skank of a ex, ashlley, and now his current sl*t girlfriend or ex who knows, cant keep up, but sam. I use to hang out with this crowd, but they cant grow out of highs chool. Please put this douche box on blast. Complete predator this guy is. .

The guys who get good at beer pong are the guys who don’t wanna get drunk.  Aka, closet forgy’s, the gay comes out of them when they’re drunk.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this abominable ass man, is aaron from no other than city limits. This guy has nothing to gain in life, except more weight. I’ll admit he use to be a good lookin man about 7 years ago, but its just turned to shit. As a sad excuse of a man, he lurks city limits thursday-saturday making his girl (who works at city limits) bring home the bread. Its about time he stepped up to be a man, or stepped/walked to the gym.

Filling out has hidden their oddly shaped chins…dunno if that’s a good thing though.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ok so this is Mondell Corbett, he has a tattoo on his arm stating Seahawks #65…Its all a show. Google him, he never played one game when he was on the bench 10 yrs ago. Dont buy into it, hes broke and works for his cousin. The man should be on Escorts Most Wanted since all his money goes to providing for their future! Make sure you do research in Wa state the man is an abuser and tried to kill one of his kids mom. Dont let looks fool u, or the size…its ALL GAME! He’s had more women then plays! But on the real I N V E S T I G A T E this perpetrater!

Ladies please be aware of Mondell Corbett. I am posting this for your safety.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Alex Carter otherwise known as “Mongo.” Mongo believes he is buff. What you don’t see is that he was once a 350lb tub. this lard *ss dropped a hot girl only to hire $20 dollar hookers on Craigslist. He not only has a fetish with porn but he likes to try new things in his butt. This little boy has wet dreams still and has been known to jack off to porn that has men only. What do they say if it walks like duck, quacks like a duck then must be a duck. Well in this case, if it walks like trash, talks like trash then it must be trash. What do you think that means, Nik?

If that’s the hot girl he dumped with him then you are mistaken.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, as much dirt that could be put on blast about Miss Corey Cruz….. This post is mainly about her mysteriously growing breasts. Just wondering if anyone has intel about these knockers that came out of nowhere over the past year. My money is on the Victoria’s Secret release of the Bombshell/Miraculous Bra. Are you stuffing, Splice? Just a helpful hint, you should wax your eyebrows. Maybe it would justify your overly confident, b*tchy demeanor.

Those are beyond fake and the only reason she has any friends.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: imani, sit the hell down already you aint bad and you fat as hell not thick and you PETTY as fck any ngga who think you is is just nast nd wtf you wanna do nggas or bitches.?

When you can’t button your pants your fat.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy Sagar is one creepy little 5’2″ dude! He is well known at NCSU for attempting (and failing) to get every single girl on campus to hook up with him… He gets sloppy drunk and literally air humps girls because the truth is that he is a virgin and it’s not changing any time soon. He always gets his *ss beat my frat guys because he crashes their parties and tries to pick up girls and start fights.

Guys who can never get girls become switch hitters, better step your game up.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this h*e is one of Raleigh’s Biggest Dumps. She falls in love at the club every damn day, and tries to bring AS MANY guys home as possible…She’s the sk*nkiest of sk*nks, and a drama-starter.. One time, she invited me to spend the night at her NCSU dorm, and I drove over 3 hours to see her but I wasn’t into her anymore because I realized that too many guys had been “into her” lately.

I’m more worried that you drove 3 hours to see a dude who apparently you still think is a chick.- nik