11.05.09

Flamers

Posted in Nebraska

Flamers

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Jeff and Sean spotted recently being very promiscuous at a local Halloween party. Is it worse for Sean to be in love with a straight Jeff or for a wanna be straight Jeff to deny his inner gayness? There both well past there prime and either need to move to Vermont or quit the charade. I’ll bet Matt really hates seeing both of his bf’s out and about without him and probably reconsidering the threesome request.

There is no way they are not Forgy. I can just tell.- nik


Nik Richie

10.19.09

Lying Sluts

Posted in Nebraska

Lying Sluts

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these girls Jessyka and Amber are dirty lying sluts! Jessyka thinks shes a model and guna go big and Amber has a kid but would rather go out and party than be with him. Shes NEVER with him. If you want a piece of ass go find them, they will prolly sleep with ya even tho they both have boyfriends. They are also complusive liars so dont believe anything that comes outta their mouth..

I hope that’s not how they dress to go out, if their hairdews weren’t bad enough.  Cowboy boots and shorts confuse me.- nik


Nik Richie

09.23.09

Mr. Carter Just Wants Every Girl In The World

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Justin Carter from Washington, D.C. He plays basketball at Creighton in Nebraska, regarded as a possible high drafter. He already has 2 girls pregnant and keeps saying he isn’t worried about it because he will get that NBA money. He f*cks every girl that will give him the time of day. Every girl his greg touches is trash! Put this guy on blast! He thinks he is the s*it and needs to be brought down to his level!

I like that strategy… have as many bastard kids as possible and hope the NBA money will be able to cover child support. Smart Mr. Carter.- nik


Nik Richie

09.22.09

Who Is This Guy?

Posted in Nebraska

Who is this guy?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Seriously man, who is this dude? I see him everywhere creepin on all the ladies. Does this dude actually get chicks? Mite have to classify him as the biggest creeeeeper in lincoln.

Apparently he’s a keeper.  And from the looks of the cab of that truck he is not a very good tailgater.  Definitely thinks he is a pretty boy, bet he lives of his parents trust fund.-nik


Nik Richie

09.22.09

I Sure Would

Posted in Nebraska

I SURE WOULD...

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet this sl*tbag Amanda. She just transfered to Nebraska from AU, you may know her she gets around! She thinks she’s hot sh*t. You can find her suckin on every basketball and football player on campus. I would, would you?

Answer: No, she has sharpie eyebrows, and I can tell she has total dishplate nipples.


Nik Richie

09.18.09

Muscle Girl

Posted in Nebraska, Would You?

Muscle Girl

THE DIRTY ARMY: Yes or No Nik? I came across this picture….Nebraska’s finest..

Answer: No, she’s maybe Nebraska’s finest nip and tuck job, but I don’t do dudes.


Nik Richie

09.10.09

Meet Kim

Posted in Nebraska

ABORT ABORT!!!! Kim Chance!!!ABORT ABORT!!!! Kim Chance!!! 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Kim Ch*nce, she is seen sl*tting it up all around downtown Lincoln. She has been pregnant and didn’t even know who the father was. She rolls around with the “Blonde Mafia” a group of girls that are all fat and nasty. She likes tadpoles placed in and around the vaginal area. Very fertile, yet plump and cottage cheesy. All in one here… or should I say hole in one. If the “Chance” of a child comes around, don’t worry…. she’ll take care of it. If you’d like a shot at this hot mama, you’ve got a shot…. in here face… all over it. Splooge. Cum guzzling cum dumpster. She f*cked my boyfriend and deserves everything she gets…especially if its herpes!!! BTW Justin T*mka is a Douche too!!!

Remind me to never go to Nebraska.- nik


Nik Richie

08.21.09

Only In Nebraska

Posted in Nebraska

Only in Nebraska

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was driving through Omaha for work and saw this place. It’s connected to a old bowling alley and there was a good lunch crowd there. The windows have cougars etched into the glass. Horrifying if you ask me.

Love it.- nik


Nik Richie

08.20.09

Back To School

Back to School

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!


Nik Richie

08.07.09

Easy Street

Posted in Nebraska

Easy Street

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,the easiest dumbest girl in Lincoln NE. She will do anything to sleep with a guy. Extremely desperate! Has slept with most of downtown. Any guy looking for an easy trashy girl Annie  is your girl. Be careful though she has STDs. MAJOR SL*T. Doesn’t care if you have a gf or not!

Of course she will sleep with anyone. It’s such a rare occasion for a girl like her that when the opportunity arises she jumps on it ( literally).- nik


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"