THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Tori. An all-natural beauty who is smokin hot. She’s a student at UNL, a runner, and even was Miss Teen Nebraska (when she was a teen; and Nebraska? not saying much..) She has all the good girl qualities and all I ever wanna do is see her t*tties! She was also a selection for Campus Girls USA, girl of UNL. I want to know Nik, honestly, would you?

ANSWER: No, her legs are the same size from her ankles to her thighs and her neck and shoulder area is to boney.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I am pretty sure I know the answer but before I get to the question here is some dirt. The girl in the bikini pictures is Michelle D*ck and she thinks she is a model. She is so desperate for attention that she won’t sleep with dudes, she just bl*ws them. I had the chance and turned her down but many of my friends have. The other girl in the pictures is her twin sister Melyssa. These two are known for tag teaming guys because they think it is freaky and will get them attention. They can be seen making out for attention whenever they are in public. Nik, would you with either?

ANSWER: No, These two would look better in Husker uniforms than bikinis. I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I Saw this hippy ridin’ dirty today in Omaha, NE polluting our clean air with his smug. That plate should go to the dealer who managed to sell that thing in a place that receives over 40″ of snow annually; not to the fart sniffing douche that bought a street legal golf cart. Your thoughts?

What an idiot.  Have you seen these things after an accident.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this big nose whore name is alex br** she thinks she runs lincoln nebraska and that shes the hottest girl.. and the other whore is ashtan… even a bigger slut than she is.. they both have std’s and f*cked half the men in town… look at ur fucking nose… u look like a dam witch..and get that f*cking bleach out ur hair. u look like a dam ompa lompa with ur fake as tan, what do u think?

I think after her much needed nose job her wide eyes are gunna look even further apart.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is the Nebraska phenomenon Mike Nobler.

I really think Mike Nobler has Heisman potential.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ouch? or idk what id say to that.

Shes a truckers dream, a small girl who can wrap her legs around them.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, THIS CHICK IS DUMB AS ROCKS! shes pregnant but i still dont think she knows how it all happens….. would you.

Answer: no. They are letting anyone into hooters now-a-days.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Her name’s Becky and she claims to love her kids so much that that’s all she cares about. Sure doesn’t seem like it when she’s out boozing and sl*tting around with whoever will hop in the sack with her. For someone who would “do anything” for her kids it’s sure funny that she would rather get her hair and nails done and get tattoos and piercings than even buy the most bare essentials like DIAPERS or food for her own children. Mom of the year? I think not.

Sounds like she’s just looking for a father for her kid, and a human ATM.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this c*m guzzling HOAR* bag with crooked teeth, loves to f*** dirty guys who shoot their own feet off with guns and also do not brush their teeth. Literally. so you can imagine the stench coming out of that whole in her face. Trying to sum things up shes one dirty, malicious, obnoxious, compulsive lying, wh*re bag you’ll ever meet.

Why are her eyes always closed? I think she has been Visined too many times.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, put this guy on blast! he is a 24-year-old Lincoln man that has been charged with first-degree sexual assault for allegedly raping a woman he met on Facebook. What the hell is wrong with people… I almost went on a date with a man I met on facebook and Im so glad I didnt… who knows what would have happened.  Click Here To Read Full Story

Facebook now has 350 Million users.  I am going to say 35% of them are rapists.- nik