The Dirty

Posted in New England, The Dirty | February 8th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, first there was planking, then there was owling, and who the hell can forget Tebowing right?  Well now everyone is Bradying, its quite very boring and basically a sign of that you lost and you suck.  I can see you Bradying all the time for some reason Nik.

Hopefully MHK turned over in her grave after the Super Bowl.- nik

Posted in New England, The Dirty | February 7th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, when I saw this video I could not stop laughing and for some reason this is how I pictured you after you lost 5k.  But after seeing this guys furniture and house, I’m assuming he lost $5 or maybe $20 at tops.  What do you think?

I already ordered a new flatscreen. My night was pretty much the same.- nik

Posted in New England, The Dirty | February 6th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, on Jan 27th someone submitted Wel Welker’s DK and how he had just proposed.  Your comment was “Welker this is bad luck before a Superbowl.  If you lose it’s her fault.- nik”.  I’m sure you saw this dropped pass in the game that would have got the Pats in fieldgoal position and even better a first down.  And look what the f*ck happened.  I have no doubt in my mind, if he wasn’t thinking about wedding plans on that play instead of what he was suppose to be… we would be the Superbowl champs.  Next season we will be back.

I called it (READ ALSO SEE).- nik

ALSO SEE:  The Superbowl Killer

Posted in New England, The Dirty | January 31st, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Boston’s guidooo PlayBoii Alex, once again this kid be thinking hes the hottest sh*t on the eastcoast just because he got a lot of b*tches on his Greg and because he thinks he looks sexy.  Cause he tans, goes to the gym all the time, and of course wears lip gloss… I want people to make fun of this douchebag please..thanks.

FYI- the Pats are going to blow out the Giants this weekend. -3 all day.- nik

Posted in New England, The Dirty | January 27th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Wes just proposed to his DK, former 2007 Miss Hooters’ International. Is he out of his mind, or is he just that stupid?  She is not even hot.  And by the looks of her, I would not doubt it if she hasn’t slept with a few of his black teammates.  Just sayin’, kinda of pissed cause I already locked in my bet for the Pats to win it.

Welker this is bad luck before a Superbowl.  If you lose it’s her fault.- nik

Posted in New England, The Dirty, Would You? | January 26th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, as a diehard Pats fan (and yes I’m a legit fan even though I’m a girl), I have to say Brady has been off his game a bit ever since getting with Gisele. He hasn’t won a SuperBowl since then. I call it “the curse of Gisele”. I’m freaking out about the SB, Brady better come through. Anyway, people I know who have met Gisele or know her say she’s a total b*tch. Personally, I think she’s completely overrated. What do you think Nik, do you think she’s a DreamKiller? Also—would you with Gisele? Is she really that hot?

Answer: No, I was never a fan of Gisele’s neck wrinkles (she has a lot of them, this picture is generous), but she is not a DreamKiller. Thomas Brady is the greatest QB in the history of the NFL and he is going to prove it as he gets his revenge against Cooper Manning and the Giants. And yes I think the ice cream thing is a little weird (FORGY).

Posted in Denver, Indianapolis, New England | January 16th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: My new sports guru…did I sta sta studda!!  Nik this guy praises Tim Tebow and hates on Chad Ocho Cinco so I know you’ll love him. This guy and dirty scoob gotta get on the phone stat. CAN YOU SMELL WHAT I’M COOKIN!!

I found out Tebow is not a Virgin, he is dead to me.- nik

Posted in Boston, Dirty Cheerleaders, New England, The Dirty | January 15th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, as a bruins fan, should I be worried about their chances at the Stanley Cup with ice girls like this?  Cause by the looks of it, my money is definitely not on them.

Ice girls are generally females who have been cut first round of tryouts trying to cheer for every other professional sport. Even tennis.- nik 

Posted in Denver, New England, The Dirty | January 13th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve seriously had it with Tebow and this bullsh*t.  I personally know there is NO GOD.  My parents died in a car crash when I was 11.  My sister died of Cancer when I was 19, grandparents all passed by 21.   My wife died given birth to my son, and my son was killed by a drunk driver on his bike when he was 6.  PLEASE TELL ME THERE IS A F*CKING GOD NIK.  I took whatever I have left in my account, mortgage and credit cards and have bet it on New England covering the 13 1/2 I’m getting.  A total of 47,839.  I can’t wait to double that, cause the Broncos will go down by 28 or more.

How’s the dog doing?- nik

Posted in New England, UMASS | January 10th, 2012