She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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Grimey Bastard
Posted in New England, Would You? | March 17th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik his kid is the grimiest person you could ever meet. N*gga thinks hes hard when he aint sh*t! Hes known for ‘tryna take your girl’ but it always fails. Only a dumbass could believe ANYTHING that comes out of this kids mouth. He is scum. The people he chills with are scum. Kids like 21 with no job, no car, no nothing! Pretty much, hes going absolutely no where in life. He hits on 14 year olds, so moms, watch out for your ‘innocent’ baby girl! This n(gga is so bummy, he bums off other people. His like 4 feet tall you could squish this n*gga..WHITE WASHED PIECE OF SH*T!
He looks like a gramma’s boy, those kids are always outta control.- nik
Barstool Homo’s
Posted in Boston, Dirty News, New England | March 16th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, whatsup homie? We got a lot of love for the dirty out here in boston! However… you need to put this guy in his place already! David Por*** aka “el pres” from this barst**l sports site aka a total dirty rip-off always has your name in his mouth! Everything you do, he does to! He even hires interns now and gives them nicknames trying to be just like you! He is the worst rip-off of your site ever! Bury his site already! What does davey say to his friends at his barstool events? “excuse me sir, can i push in your stool!” STOP THIS HOMO ALREADY! – Boston dirty army strong!!!
Nobody cares about this guy, let him live his pipe dream…at least his forgy lover has inspired him to pursue his hobbies.- nik
Tool Academy Wannabe
Posted in New England | March 15th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Rob Antons*n from Rhode Island. He is 24 years old and still acts like he is about 11 years of age. In high school he use to try to hit on me and all my girls but the kid just didn’t get the hints. Finally someone put him in his place and beat the sh*t out of the ugly bastard. Literally he had two broken eye sockets, a broken nose, and his teeth were all fed up. This ghostly immature little d*ck works for TSA and is still worse then ever. Please Nik, put him on blast. He needs to know that he is a complete forgy. I heard a rumor that he got turned down from VH1 Tool academy, I dont know true that is though, but this kid is the lowest of lows, spits at you when he’s talking and is just ugly as sin. Please for the sake of Rhode Island warn all the young girls that he tries to throw himself on. FYI the neck of the girl he is trying to lick is his sister. YIKES.
What is with the huge pimple on his chin?- nik
NH Slam Pig
Posted in New England, Would You? | March 4th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I see this chick in Boston all the time, she’s pretty hott, bangin body, just got +2’s. What do you think?
Answer: no. I don’t like rats .
Sex Offender Runs Stripper Agency In Maine
Posted in Dirty Predator, New England, The Dirty | March 4th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Kevin Meserve AKA Sonny of Party dancers USA is found to be a registered pedophile…. He Not only runs the company but comes into your homes as a bouncer… you can hire them out as private parties or you can contaminate yourself with his baby touching filth weekly at woodys in Greenville Maine as well as The carrabasette inn in Carrabassette Maine… His offense was on a child under the age of 13 while he was 36!!!!! Just thought everyone should know about this baby toucher and his disturbing ways!
This actually makes a lot sense considering most strippers are touched on the knee by the age of 11. They probably look up to him as an Uncle figure in their lives.- nik
Killer Orca’s Potted In Boston
Posted in New England, UMASS, Would You? | March 2nd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, not would YOU but would anyone? This is Marc Be**, an overstuffed balloon from Quincy(aka Boston’s noodle-ville), who has developed an ego as big as his belt-line! I mean could you be this fat and be confident… about anything? He has been known to secretly tell management that other employees make fun of his weight, and has recently even gotten a colleague suspended from work for his lies that spew out of his Big Mac slobbering mouth! For some reason no one has called him out yet, we’re afraid to get fired! He talks sh*t about everyone in the business, and he’s burning bridges he hasn’t finished getting his elephant-sized body over yet! Plus he smells like he hasn’t gotten a good wipe in years! Nik please put this fat slob in his place, I’m begging you! BTW his fiancee could be 20lbs heavier..
They were made for each other they can whip each others ass.- nik
Kate The Bate
Posted in New England | March 1st, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Alf better know as Katelyn Ka*** shes not even 21 and she will have sex with any guy that talks to her. She will run thru your entire crew within a weekend of getting drunk with her. All men must be warned, shes been tag teamed and Eiffel towered but once you have sex with her everyone will know because she will facebook stalk your ass and comment on every statues update. She need to be put on blast. Shes out of the little town Johnston RI, with some other Dirty people, such as Pauly D, Thee James lmfao, and the rapist Don Parsons. Kate the Bate needs to stop everything that nose is scary too..
I thought the rule in Rhode Island is that you never bang a girl who has a bigger nose that you?- nik
Things You Get In Connecticut
Posted in New England | March 1st, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I dated this chick Zenia on the left. After that I got Genital Warts and I heard she went around pretending to be a virgin afterward. She pretends to be all innocent but she is as big as a VD case as her sister Olexandria. (chick on the right) I should have known with all the yeast down there that there were other issues. Lives in Plantsville, CT. can I get a HOE?
What do you have to chew on all day for your teeth to get like that.- nik
Nice Shirt Douche Bag
Posted in New England | February 28th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Saw this clown at a bar in ManchVegas. Nice shirt, yes its slit all the way down his side.
Maybe he likes the ventilation?- nik
Oh Canada Doesn’t Stand A Chance Against the USA
Posted in Calgary, New England, The Dirty, Toronto, Vancouver | February 26th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik The Hockey game on Sunday was the most watched sporting event in Canadian history. Once again the U.S.A. Shows Canada who runs the show…I’m feeling a rematch for the gold medal this coming Sunday between these two, what do you think Nik? are we gunna give em another spanking if we play them again this sunday?
Canada sucks at their own sport. America is going to take the Gold easy if they beat Finland. I decided.- nik
