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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what is wrong with girls these days? I feel kind of bad because i know this girl but still. Her sister isn’t that bad though. Would you do them?

Her eyebrows are nothing compared to her wandering eyes and expressionless face.  What kinda drugs is she on?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Junior Seau died today from a self inflicted shot to the chest.  He is the 8th San Diego Charger to die from the 1994 team that made the Superbowl. Last year a football player killed himself with a shot to the chest and in his suicide letter wrote that he wanted his brain donated to a research center because he believed the blows he took to the head during his football career cause him to become mentally impaired. Do you think this is the same reason Junior Seau did this?

I cannot even express how sad I am about this. JS, was a die hard fan of TheDirty.com and always supported me in my endeveors. My thoughts and prayers go out to him and his family. I’m devastated.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have to let the ladies of Boston know about this creep that goes by the names of Johnny Boston, Figz, and John Mackenzie but his real name is Juan Figueroa. He f*cked almost all of the North Shore and North of Boston like Medford, Revere, Malden etc. He thinks he a big shot because his father was part of the Boston Irish mob. Anyways, this kid is a creep! He f*cked my girl last summer and gave her a DRD and he it passing it around like there no tomorrow because he won’t get himself check. He tells every girl the same thing like, I love you, I never met a girl like you before, you make me happy, I want you to be my wife ETC. The kid is a creep!! I caught him dating 4 girls at once. He don’t love you ladies, he just wants to get into our pants. He has no respect for woman. And he will never change his ways.

I’d seriously like to know whether or not that’s a mans chest he’s grabbing.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this girl’s name is Dior. She’s only 18 but is absolutely STUNNING. She has been gorgeous since she was younger. Perfect skin, smile, and hair. Quite possibly one of the prettiest girls I’ve ever seen. She’s studying at ASU in the fall. What do you think?

ASU fell off.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this nasty sloot is Ashleigh Brady. She is from central MA. She is the nastiest girl in the area. She sleeps with guys and even gives bjs to guys for pills, c*caine and money. She has no friends and the ones she gets she uses them until they figure out the real her and drop her. So many people hate her they’ve started slashing her tires and threatening her. She is a horrible mother who pawns her daughter off to anyone who will take her so she can go find her next high. Her daughter is used as her money ticket and all the money she gets for her daughter is used on herself. The girl is so nasty that she has been known to have DRDs. To anyone in central Mass, stay away from this girl or you will regret it!

The hyde on her face is thickening, soon she’ll look like a Jersey girl.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this playmate Ciara Price aka Miss November is dating one of the Bruins Tyler Seguin. She is pretty hot but she’s always been a puck bunny. She used to date Nathan Gerbe of the Buffalo Sabres but he dumped her because she was a crazy psycho GF. But obviously this doesn’t matter to Seguin as he pretty much bangs anyone with a vag.

Typical, leftovers settling for leftovers.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, had to blow up this girl on here. Her name is Ashley Vigeant but she also goes by Brianna Mishado or Ferrari (Stripper Name Cadillac lounge) or Teen Laura (hooker name). She has double life and steals from unwitting guys and struts around Rhode Island like queen b*tch. She has stolen trucks and even pets and gets retraining orders when the guys try to get there stuff back. She has blown quite a few fellas for cash, lies about her c*ke addition. She is the worst of the worst; put this one on high alert. Or when you’re in the area Nik you can order up her services, check her out on the erotic review if you like.

I’ll pass.  That greg face is disgusting.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is my low life ex Brando Rioux. He’ll make you think he really likes you, then he’ll take all your money and leave like you were nothing. Girls in Maine should watch out cause he’s nothing but a money hungry druggie. He’s addicted to more drugs than a mexican drug lord. He’s a player and he needs to get put on blast…Nobody plays me and gets away with it..

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know you’ve posted this chick before a long time ago, but she needs to be brought back up. She is sickening. She denied before that she asks people for money but low and behold here she is with a Fund Me account. http://www.gofundme.com/makedreamscometrue. This chick needs to get off her fat ass and get a real job. Hasn’t she heard of working for things herself? She needs to be stopped! She does not have “fans” she has creepy old men who buy into her constant stuffing her photos down peoples throats! She tries to play herself off as doing well and in Playboy, no honey Playboy Miss Social. You won a month contest because those creepy men voted for you! You don’t work for Playboy! The only reason she’s got most of these pictures is because of contests, that is not real modeling in any way.