New England | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Claremont NH Sex Offender

March 3, 2014 New England 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: Shawn David Larkin leaves Maine after raping a woman. He moved to New Hampshire and setup shop running Vizon Girls, then Advantage Media Group Advantage Media Group “Shawn David Larkin” hires mostly young women to work with as a social media expert, web design company “in house” expert, etc. This man has a history of domestic violence and was arrested for raping a woman. He goes by Shawn David now because he doesn’t want people to know him as Shawn David Larkin.

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Annoying Attention Seeker

February 26, 2014 New England 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! So this annoying, baby talking skank walked into my house unannounced with some drunk fool with ecstasy pupils. She walked in with her grungy fake ugg boots thinking she was hot shit hitting on every guy and then asked everyone if she gave them blow jobs if they would buy her dope. At this point, I was really drunk and laughing hysterically until she took off her fake uggs and her feet smelt like moldy cheddar cheese.

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So Long, Farwell and Goodbye Nik Richie

February 11, 2014 Dirty Army Strong, New England 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hello Nik, You have been one my guilty pleasure for some time now. You’re one of those people who I love to hate, and hate to love. But last night something happened. I found out I was pregnant.. OMG right?? You know what I mean. Instantly my priorities in life just changed and I realized one of the many pleasures I would have to let go of was you. It’s been a good ride Nik Richie. So long and thanks for all the fish.. It was my pleasure.. xo!

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Giving up Groupie Life

February 5, 2014 New England 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: I am aging and I haven’t been saved yet. I’m giving up on being a hip-hop groupie. I think will move on the the NBA or NFL. That’s where the real cash money is at.

I don’t wanna know what I’m looking at. Have fun with it…- nik

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Raunchy Rachel Lumbra

January 24, 2014 New England, The Dirty 79

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this Joan Rivers wannabe is nauseating all of upstate NY! Rachael (stage name Vanessa) has worked at every single strip club in NY, Massachusetts, and Connecticut and the only reason she kept a job is by sucking and having sex with the owners with her disgusting over injected duck lips! This dried up girl has had ass implants, several boob jobs, botox, lip injections (in both sets), lipo, and like 6 vagina rejuvenation surgeries! Since she used up all her opinions of strip club owners now this troll is dating a fat old man bar owner just to have someone to pay for her plastic surgery fix! Best thing is she tells people how she got her giant ass from doing squats! Lol no gurl…get it together. That ass is fake just like everything else about this dirty bitch!

That face is SCARY!- nik

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Tom Brady Can’t Win Clutch Games Any Longer

January 22, 2014 New England, The Dirty 101


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so you have to admit. Tom Brady has lost that spark he had when he was younger.  He is just not the same player in the playoffs and its completely making us a vulnerable team.  I do think it is time to let Brady get on the bench and starting working on the future with Ryan Mallet at quarterback.  There is not point to keep getting into the playoffs, if we are just going to lay down and let some team kick our ass.  Its been so long since we won a Superbowl for a reason.

You’re and idiot. If Brady was the QB of the Broncos he would be undefeated… you don’t understand. Even if Peyton wins the SuperBowl this year, Brady accomplished more this season. The dude had rookies and white guys to throw too. Pats sucked this year and Brady still lead this team to an unexpected level.- nik

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Needs To Admit The Truth

January 20, 2014 New England 16

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik love your site! I am posting this skank whore Rachel Chittick. Shes a dirty prostitute who needs to be stopped. She has been posted on here before. She denies being a prostitute but she lets some weirdo suck on her toes for $500. If you ask me thats way too much for that Gremlin looking bitch. Shes always starting drama and “blasting people” on facebook for calling her out on being a prostitute. She dropped out of High School to become a stripper at the Golden Banana. Nik I am speaking on the behalf of the Boston northshore area we need your help to take this Gremlin down. Shes a nasty trashy drug addict prostitute. So Nik tell me would you??

That attitude won’t stop her for long.- nik

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Boston Fire Bad Boy

January 16, 2014 Boston, New England 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: I met this gem a while back and he may at first come off as a charming handsome young man with potential but ladies you’ll find out like I did there is no making this guy a boyfriend. The only thing longer then his criminal rap sheet is his list of women he’s been with or talking to at any given time. Don’t get me wrong we had our fun, lots of fun but he’ll make you feel like the one and only and you will realize he has about 10 one and onlys. So ladies be aware and be a number.

What’s up with his nubs…- nik

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