THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, a while back someone had sent in an article to you about 20 year old Uni Student, Eleanor Calder. Well I’m here to show you a better side of her. This girl has an insane ITG and her nose may be a little big but she still seems fit. What do you think?
I think she passes the 4-Finger test and maybe the bonus Fist test.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Graham Douglas, the predator I made the mistake of getting within 10 feet of. He goes to Boston College, where he is a senior and consistently complains that girls don’t “put out,” yet he fails to realize that no female would ever willingly have sex with him. His glory days were in high school, which are long gone. He is an experienced drug dealer and user, and it is clear that the damage has been done, physically and psychologically. As a naive freshman, I did not get the memo to stay clear, and did not want to judge a book by its douche bag cover. I unfortunately ended up in his bed, where he then proceeded to take my virginity without my consent while I was blackout drunk. He uses no condom, and calls me the wrong name the next morning. He somehow justifies this, and we begin a texting relationship, where he makes promises to me that literally everyone at our college that calls him a tool or a douche bag is just trying to get into my pants, and that he is a nice guy. He brags to his friends about taking my virginity, while no one realizes that it was non-consensual. You would think he would be thankful a female touched him, but instead he goes on to make fun of me for being a virgin and suddenly cuts off all contact with me, leaving me hurt and confused. I am sure few girls will be as dumb as me to be in the vicinity of this drugged up creature, and a warning is not needed, but please be aware of this predator, and continue to stay clear girls (and perhaps boys?).
Welcome to college. Don’t trust anybody on campus.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hello Hooman Karamian, I’m curious as to why you changed your name to Nik Richie. Judging from your awful birth name I understand, but what is the story behind it and how did you pick it? Anyways I think you need to slow down on those diet pills, you don’t look healthy lean. You are starting to look aged and unattractive. Soon Shayne will move on to some other man who is more handsome and a billionaire. You need to get some laser skin resurfacing on your face and possibly some botox for the wrinkles. Take care of your skin man, go get facials and use sunscreen. I am glad you don’t dye your hair anymore because it looked ridiculous. You should try hitting the weights, now I’m not talking about getting the “roid look” but you need to tone up more. You also need to stop dressing like a bum all the time, wth is wrong with you bro. It’s like you aren’t even trying anymore. A hoodie and a hat have become the staples in your sh*tty wardrobe. You are busy telling other b*tches what they need to fix yet abandoning yourself. It’s like all this attention the site is getting is sucking your soul. Don’t give me the “real men don’t do that” line either, you have set a standard through this site, it’s only right that you live by it. If you have any balls post this.
I agree with you.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Can someone please tell this fat bitch that she is not hot! Jackie goes around acting like she’s hot shit, sleeps with whoever will pay attention to her, when really she actually looks like a potato. She only posts facial pictures online but people that know her in real life…know her to look like this! Please put her on blast that she needs to lose about 200 lbs!
I’d imagine their shopping experience involves ripping a lot of clothes they try on.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik I really need you to do a lot of people a HUGE favor right now and put this girl on blast! I love your site and never felt the need to submit someone until I heard about this this girl Alexa Boccia. She has drd 100% there’ sno denying it but she still goes around and tries to have sex with people and not tell them she has it! It’s so disgusting and by posting her you could save a lot of guys health right now!!! So if your reading out there PLEASE DONT SLEEP WITH THIS MENTAL CASE! she is truly insane! thanks nik!
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I stumbled upon Seeking Arrangement about 6 years ago, when I was 18 (yes, it’s been around that long). I was a freshman in college, which was attended by many people that came from money. Girls showed up to class with expensive Chanel bags, and seeing brand new Porsches parked outside school buildings was the norm. I come from a normal, working class background and was super jealous and wanted to be like them. Seeking Arrangement popped up as a banner ad, and I clicked out of curiosity. The first guy I met was a normal, lonely middle aged guy that worked for Fidelity. We hung out for about an hour, and I made $300. What a freakin’ score in my mind, and I became hooked on the fast, easy money. Over the course of the next 3 years, I was raking it in. I met two legit, wealthy guys that gave me a lot of money and helped finance trips, bags, clothes, and a luxury lifestyle. I also saw others on the side. I knew how to play these guys like a violin, knowing exactly what to say, and playing up the struggling college student card. Some of the things I did made me want to puke, but I did it all with those designer sunglasses that I would purchase the next day in the forefront of my mind. When I sat down one day and estimated how much money I made, it came to about $300,000, enough to have bought a house at the age of 21. Instead, it all went towards Ed Hardy clothes, fake boobs, Fendi bags, and now broken sunglasses. I decided to attend law school after college, and had about $30,000 saved at the time. During that time I met an amazing guy whom I told about my past. He helped wean me off of the drug I was addicted to- Seeking Arrangement. Yes, it’s like a drug- getting that money and thinking about you are going to buy with it is so intoxicating. You buy your sh*t the next day, feel crappy, but then start craving the easy high soon again later. It’s a vicious cycle. I’ve been “sober” for about 3 years now, and am about to graduate law school soon. While I do not regret what I did because it helped put me in a position to attend law school and taught me a lot about life, men, and myself, there are still deep emotional scars that will never heal. Being used solely for a man’s pleasure in exchange for some quick cash kills your soul. Maybe not right away, but years of accumulation causes you to crash after a while, as I did. Girls, there is NOTHING wrong with finding a guy with money that loves and respects you, but stay away from pay for play. Go to college and make a five year plan. Do not let these posts or stories of girls make you feel like you are missing out. Feel free to post my email address. I’d be happy to respond open and honestly to questions about the sugar baby lifestyle. There’s a lot more to say than what I posted, but wanted to keep it concise.
If you have a question for this lawyer lady please ask it in the comment section. This is like a free educational seminar.- nik
TheDirty.com, The world's first ever reality blogger™ is all about gossip and satire. The content that is published contains rumors, speculation, assumptions, opinions, and factual information. Postings may contain erroneous or inaccurate information. All images are credited to their original location. The owner of this site does not ensure the accuracy of any content presented on TheDirty.com. ©
