THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, simple and to the point, would you with the blonde? I know her from college, and think she is beyond perfect (although her attitude could use an adjustment- total stuck up b*tch).  But you are always talking sh*t about east coast girls and saying they are flat chested and not hot.  Well, I’m here to change your mind.  Now please admit you totally would.

Am I the only one who finds her face quite handsome?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need some advice…So, I met this guy who is in the Navy and we got engaged after 3 weeks of knowing each other, then married another month later. Everything was great until he got stationed here in New England (we were in the South Pacific before). He started going on late night fishing trips where he would come home drunk at 3 or 4am. (He did have fish though..) All of a sudden one day he said he was leaving me! Everyone he works with were stunned..they see him..and see me…(I’m the better looking one…in fact, I am quite good looking) No one could believe that he left me, including me! There were no signs, except for those odd fishing trips every week with this guy friend of his I had never met. So anyway, he files for divorce, and he’s been living with this same guy he went fishing with. He comes over often and we drink and have sex and one time I touched his ass kind of by accident and he starts to make noises that I’ve never heard him make before. So I kept doing it and he LOVED it. I am not going to lie, I was a little freaked out by it, but I know that some straight guys just like that..right? But then about a week later, we’re both drunk and I ask him if he’s ever done anything “gay”. His reponse blew me away. He said yes, that one night he was out at a bar and was drunk and he decided “f it, I’m going to sleep with a dude” and he and this gay guy went to his car and did EVERYTHING. He sucked greg and took it in the ass. He said he didn’t like it though and wouldn’t do it again. But that’s not normal, is it? So I’m wondering if he left me because he’s really gay, or at least bi, and likes this guy he lives with now? Do straight men get curious about gay sex and try it, even if they’re straight?

Let me guess… his favorite show is Spartacus on the STARZ Network.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Sup Nik, Happy birthday to my fellow Aquarian! I’m a female who just wanted to let you know of my growing interest in women who have obvious signs of plastic surgery. I used to find it awful looking, but now as I get older I’m discovering that I have odd fetishes. I wasn’t sure if I was completely bisexual when I told my family, but after Brandi Glanville and a few other females started catching my eye more often I think I unleashed my full blown sexuality. She is a mess of a woman but…I like it! I like how her face looks like a joker with those overdone lip injections etc., she has a beautiful ITG, long legs and is completely insane. I also have a freakin foot fetish turns out, something I used to find odd in others that did. I don’t know what has been happening to me this past year but I’m just letting go and embracing my weirdness. I’m 24, is this normal to do such a 360 at this age? Some people say you have figured yourself out around this age but I think that is BS.

I think you are straight and just in a weird Tranny loving phase. It will pass.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Anastasia McKenna she lives in the Boston area right now and grew up in Somerville. She can be found all over Allston and crashing at random guys houses in the area. Over the past several years she has gone from guy to guy to guy, from being engaged a few times, to “married”, and having a daughter, to then getting the daughter taken away from being an unfit mother, to more men and more cheating. Dirty dirty dirty.. Stay away from this one guys really. Every other week she ends up in a new relationship and claims to be faithful…LOL She has been known to make various videos of her having group sex and her ass being whooped for pleasure. She says she is innocent and a good mother but still runs around the rave scene now doing drugs and having sex with whoever will bang her. When she does get dumped she goes on a sex rage and requests guys to bang her so she can send it to her ex. She will not only give you a disease but will likely end up causing a big problem in your life by harassing you non stop and trying to steal your shit. I bet we can find at least 100 guys on here who have had sex with her.

I wonder if anyone mounted up.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this SKANK is a H*E bag, bf f*cker, she f*cked my bf and two of my best friends bfs aswell. She needs to go to the doctor cause she gave my bestfriends bf a DRD.. SOO NASTY — GROW THE F*CK UP AND GO TO THE DOCTOR YOU DISEASEINFESTED SKANK BAG!

Wow, she seems pretty popular in New England.- nik