THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, been stalking this chick for awhile on instagram, doesn’t appear to be a model and could use some +2s.
Stop stalking.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I’m a little behind because I don’t care about sports, but this morning my boyfriend was watching this trial about a guy named Aaron Hernandez and OMG that has to be the hottest guy on earth. Something about a bad boy that turns me on. I’m not even kidding, I took a few pictures and went to the bathroom and masturbated to him. Um God he had me so sweaty and I was picturing him doing really really nasty things to my body and all my holes. Tonight when I have sex with my man, Ill be thinking about Aaron the whole time. HOT!!!!
Aaron Hernandez and ScarJo should make babies.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: BE WARNED of this girl guys…She is from the PREGNANCY PACT town so that should have been the first RED FLAG… So my dude who is a Fire Fighter meets this dumpster (he told me all about the skank) and of course she bangs him like the filthy pig she is within days of meeting him (come on ladies make us work for it) and this girl thinks she is the hottest piece of ass to hit the east coast!!! She is so shallow, fat, and has a flat ass!!! My boy only stabbed her guts because he hadn’t gotten laid since being dumped by his insanely hot ex over a year ago poor guy hope he got it out of his system… Anyways, now he is going to get tested and hoping he doesn’t have anything because this girl was so loose and sloppy he could tell she has given it up just as easy to a whole slew of other gregs!!! She is a “hair stylist” at Ambiance Hair Design in Rockport MA and her poor clients end up looking like they went into a Jersey Shore machine and came out looking well SHORISH!!! PUT THIS CHICK ON BLAST so the next desperate soul can maybe get away before this whale beaches on top of him…. DA Strong!
Your gunna pick up a lot a flack from that “make us work for it” comment.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, had a question for you. My child is now 11 years old and we are some die hard Catholics. My boy has been the biggest Tim Tebow fan and because the Pats released him, my son has lost all faith in God. He doesn’t believe in him any longer and refuses to, he told me if there really was a God, that Tim Tebow would be a starting QB in the NFL and keeps asking my why God is punishing someone like Tim Tebow that has devoted his life to God and God is not doing anything for him. He has a good point?
Maybe God has a bigger purpose for Tim… more than football.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! There’s this chick from my town (Tewksberry Massachusetts) that made it big on youtube. Goes by sayanythingbr00ke she’s got all of these ‘fans’ that think she’s so innocent. She’s got this whole girl next door act going on in her videos but in reality she was once (and probably still is..)a junked out goth f*cking two guys in an abandoned truck after a concert. She used to live on north st where I was living at the time, when she got on methadone the first time it was the talk of the town. She claims to be “drug free” as she words it also graduated collage ect at the tender age of 26 she finally left home and all seems well but could it be? I guess my question is Nik can you be a slutty goth one day on and off dope for years on methadone twice then all of a sudden a model citizen? do you think her past will catch up with her? I wonder if she’d have fans the way she does if they knew her how our town knows her.
I love New Found Glory.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if I may I would like to nominate Ciara Price for hottest chick 2013. You have to pull the trigger before this year is up, stop procrastinating. Ciara is 100% natural like your 2012 girl Amber Heard and she has been on the cover of Playboy numerous times, including the newest September issue. Time to pull the trigger, your army deserves the best.
Ciara needs to lose 8 more pounds before I would even consider i
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, did you get a chance to see the Bill Belichick press conference today? Man, I truly felt so bad for him. You could tell how much he cared about Aaron Hernandez and how disappointed he was in him. He also addressed the media and said no one in their organization would be speaking about this again this year. I can only imagine how much attention this will be receiving all season. Do you think you Pats win a Superbowl this year? Or do you think this Aaron Hernandez murder will be a huge distraction.
As a Pats fan I can tell you Bill Belichick has no feelings.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this loser h**ion junkie SCOTT DOUGLAS HOLMES that abuses women and has no shame just got released from brannen lake corrections in nanaimo.. there is paper proof and there was an ivestigation done because this low life rat lover is dating a cop officer KELLI WATTS .. apparently its been dealt with at the jail .. but a heads up to all his old buddie hes a goof cop lover n a snitch rat how u think he got off so easliy.. how do u do drugs sell drugs n date a cop? this skid is a straight up RAT watch ur back boys!
He must not have a dog, cops hate dogs.- nik