THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Mandy Leon… model out on the East Coast, big on the import scene. She does a lot of big events no doubt she is sexy as hell and has dope personality. Even sexier in person when I met her… lets just say she has some nice ASSets!  I still don’t get why everyone is in love with her like she is super fine.  Wanted to get your opinion on her.

I’m not a fan of her shark skin eyeshadow… it makes her look Albanian.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out this article on Brandon Wade.  He is an MIT graduate who never had any luck with the ladies and then started seekingarrangments where he pairs up rich trouts with young hot gold diggers.  He is considered a pimp with an MIT education, but he is just a rich dude who came up with a great idea.  I can’t blame the guy, the way the world is today, I’m not surprised what a hit his site has been and how much money he has made off of it. What do you think? Click here to read full CNN article.

Brandon just took the reality of social networks and made an honest platform not fearing the repercussions. Good for him.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please tell Elvira… out of all the money she spends making her face look expressionless… why doesn’t she throw down on a new set of +2′s? Blows my mind… I’m a chick and that would distract me if I ever brought her to bed.

Elvira, the tribe has spoke (AGAIN).- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just friend requested the real Justin Bieber. This guy a a badass and a true American hero. I suggest that everyone friend request him… especially hot chicks who are over the age of 18.

Can he sing?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out the first strike zone of attack planned by Bane in the movie Dark Knight Rises. Notice how it says Sandy Hook.

I don’t know what to say… I’m still in shock by this tragedy.- nik