Thursday 23rd May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Alexandra Janell

October 23, 2012 Boston, New England, Would You? 2 6,158 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Alexandra Janell she is from Boston Ma.She is a two timing hoe that fucks everybody boyfriend. she has had an std for about almost a yr . she never knows why she gets it but i believe its from all the guys cm she swallows on a weekly bases.till this day her lips are outlined with a permanent red glow from the dick she sucks. I wouldn’t even let this bitch use my shower! she borrows clothes from all her friends but never gives the clothes back because she is homeless. she lives from bed to bed. even her own grandmother doesn’t love her. she always has an attitude talking about how her life sucks and that she needs a job but the bitch has been saying this ever sense 2009! i just want people especially guys to know about this home wrecker i don’t want any of you guys catching chlamydia or go**rhea.

Top pic: dude musta been poppin a chub.- nik



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Facebook And Myspace Haters

October 19, 2012 Dirty MySpace, New England 4 8,626 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Jenn Digulo. You might have seen her on facebook as Crystal Smith or Alex Hansley and under several more fake names, or on all of those “ugliest sluts ever” pages on MySpace and facebook. I’ve seen her around Boston and I don’t see why everyone hates her so much. Do you see anything wrong?

Everyone hates her cause of the fake profiles scamming money off them.- nik



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She Cheated On Me, What Should I Do

October 18, 2012 New England 7 5,508 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need your advice… I have been with the love of my life for 3 years and it has been the best 3 yrars of my life and hers. Recently she broke down outta nowhere that a year and half a go she got drunk a party and sucked some kids Greg.  She told me before our relationship went any further that I had to know. I’m really hurt but want to make it work.  Any advice?

Break up with her because she will get drunk and do it again.- nik



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Clayton Carr Downlow Queen

October 17, 2012 New England 0 5,377 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Clayton Carr is an up and coming photographer from NYC, but what most people don’t know is that he is also homosexual. (You asked I told) He is a total queen and a total psycho! It is not like he has PTS because he was stationed on a naval vessel during his entire deployment. He has as small limp penis and really bad skin – which is why this photographer is ALWAYs behind the camera! F*ck this dirty bitch!

He does seem to be forcing a lot of body contact with those guys.- nik



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This Girls Hot But Which Looks Best

October 9, 2012 New England 4 9,904 Views



THE DIRTY ARMY: so nik which is it

I can’t decide if its the grease or the curls that make her look like a trany.- nik



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Elvira’s Seen Better Days

October 7, 2012 Elvira, New England, The Dirty 30 8,130 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, seriously? What’s with the chest? And $16 lingerie? Whats happened to Elvira, she used to be the hottest one. [Click here to order her $16 birthday suit]

Elvira, please for the love of GOD update/upgrade your +2′s. Stop spending money on your face… don’t make me blame prescription medicine for your delusional downfall.- nik

Click Here to see the bodily history of Elvira



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