THE DIRTY ARMY: Here, is a girl who has never grown up, her name is Cristina C**l Kottem**, besides being the best at picking rotten men to play daddy to her son, she has drained her dads wealth as well as every man she has ever dated, or married. Oh did I mention she is the best friend to anyone who will even slightly cater to her immediate yet petty needs and wants, afterwards she will insist she does not know you or that you were never friends. she is so desperate for attention she was screwing around on her husband with some guy who she claimed was her bestie at the time, when her husband found out about it, she lied o the cops and said he beat her up, just to get him arrested and end the marriage. Now this girl just makes and sells nasty cakes while trying to hook up and destroy other peoples lives. trust me misery loves company, so if your looking for a dumb girl to hit and quit, try this town bicycle, she deserves it.