

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik! So this girls name is Kelley. Let’s just say there isn’t anything real about this girl. She has FAKE color contacts, FAKE ratty disgusting extensions that don’t even match her hair color, and she always has a FAKE orange tan. She has no boobs, and she cakes on eyeliner. She has the ugliest and most disgusting nose and chin i have ever seen. If you look at her from the side her nose looks like the rocky mountains! She gets a new boyfriend every week which is why i’m more than positive she has some type of disease. She drives a KIA and drives it like a physco path and blares music like shes hot shit. Her new boyfriend is Kyle G, another low life just like her. He’s a pathetic pot head/drug dealer who works at Sam’s. He’s been with so many girls i’m sure he has a disease too and if he doesn’t yet he’s sure to get one from Kelley! So Kyle, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT THING AND I HOPE YOU DON’T GET AN STD!
Why is her face so puffy? It looks like she was stung by a swarm of bees.- nik



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this wh*re Nancy who is from westwego thinks she is the sh***t she has f**ked half of jefferson parish including her best friends husband if Cristina only knew. She has HPV which causes cancer and a few other std’s she is the biggest clepto i have ever met and has a record a mile long and will steal anything from anyone including her parents. she was dealing and prostituting for pills until she got caught dealing and is now in drug court. she also has psoriasis all over knees and elbows she hides it but its nasty. all i can say is if you like a thief who smells like stinky fish p**sy and dont mind an std or two the fu**k her she is nasty!
That might jsut be the most disgusting thing ever, she should not be allowed to own shorts.- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, dude, how sick is this? Like, I think I got herpes just from looking at this picture. Did they paint themselves orange? I’m gonna go like throw up a lung now.
They are trying to create a new race.- nik



THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK, THIS IS STEPHANIE AND JUAN KNOWN AS DJ JUANES..THIS LIL B*TCH USED TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHO BROUGHT HER FROM HONDURAS TO FINISH HER HIGH SCHOOL AND SHE PAY HIM BAD BY LEAVING HIM. FOR THE DJ, THINKING SHE WAS GOING TO GET A GREEN CARD, MONEY ( SUGAR DADDY) THAT SHE THINKS SHE FOUND. AND SHE ALSO THINKS IS GOING TO BE MISS USA, COME ON FIRSTABLE TO BE A MISS USA YOU HAVE TO BE A USA CITIZEN, NOT A F*CKING ILLEGAL . DO YOU SAY THAT YOU DONT HAVE SEX WITH YOUR DJ…PLEASE …. SURE YOU’RE A VIRGEN … KEEP BELIEVING THAT..FOR A GOOD HEAD JOB SHES THE ONE.
Is the green card sold seperately?- nik



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Tara from Houma, La. She enjoys banging as many guys as she can from the internet and doing c*ke while banging them while the little ones are in the living room. the picture explains it all just one of the nights in a hotel on bourbon. Nik come now would you tag that?
You have to wonder what is in that soft drink? I am going to say Diet Dr. Pepper.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a pissed off bartender tired of losing tips and men to this broad. Her name is Marissa L*wis. She is the biggest sk*nk bartending on Bourbon Street in New Orleans. She thinks she is hot sh*t. She also thinks she deserves more tips than anyone else who actually bust their ass because she is pretty. Nik I know you wouldn’t but do you think she is attractive at all?
No, she has way too much blubber around the mid section and her eyes are almost spread in a hammer head like formation.- nik



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This sk*nk is Marissa L*wis who thinks she is hot sh*t at the bar she works at on Bourbon. Other then the few STDs she has some might say she pretty……..BUT would you Nik?
Answer: No, her eyes are way too far apart and she smells like noodles.


THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, the Picture says it all .
The last thing she needs to eat is that sandwhich.- nik



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dirty h*e right here thinks she is f*ckin hot sh*t. she f*cked just about everyone is st john parish and all over louisiana. shes a sad and selfish h*e she left her boyfriend that got in a wreck to f*ck everyone else, this b*tch always talks about killing herself, she has the gun to her head why not pull it. she thinks ppl really like her but the they really feel sorry for her std infested p*ssy. this b*tch looks like the scream mask with her long @ss chin. go on a diet pathetic WH*RE! & she cant resist being on a f*ckin pole, and she sends dirty pics of her t*ts that she thinks look good but im pretty sure she can tie her t*ts around her neck, i like to and choke the b*tch with her saggy ass boobs.
Since when is there a non trashy person from New Orleans. It’s like one big sewer.- nik



THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, my name is Dan*elle P3nl@and aka “Alexis” and I would love to tell you more about myself. I’m 21 years old, a well-known local prostitute for the past couple of years, and regular figure on the “club” scene. In my free time I enjoy steroids and working out, shoving various narcotics up my nose, and telling everyone about how my old pimp C@sper used to beat me up. You can find me stripping at Penthouse but I also turning tricks on the side now that I’m an “entrepreneur.” For you I’ll waive the $400 per hour fee if you tell me what you think of my Halloween costume and help me reputation by answering this question: would you?
Answer: No, she has no +2’s and I don’t pay for sex. Even if its $30.

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Exclusive Image: Miss California Carrie Prejean Exposed **Update**
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**Update** Amber Alert On Leper
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The RichieRexic Plague
+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale
+2's: fake boobs
30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser
6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)
Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers
Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows
Air biscuit: fart
Anti-petite: no way near small
Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs
Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached
Beak: Nose like a large bird
Beat: disgustingly ugly
Bissues: b*tch with issues
Blanimal: A black animal
Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone
Bucket Seats: nice ass
Butterface: everything looks good, but her face
Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup
Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind
Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car
Ceptor head: looks good except her head
Cheesecake: real fruity guy
Chubble: problems fat people cause.
Combustible Cougar: horny for young men
Combustible face: Hazardous look
Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one
Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men
Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar
Cougarville: place where cougars come from
Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go
Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
Count gutula: big stomach
Crabby Patty: p*ssy
Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything
Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)
D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag
D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk
Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com
Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick
Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
Douchetard: douche + retard
Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
DSL's: D*ck sucking lips
Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy
Egg Roll(s): fat Asians
F*gadocious: super gay
F*gtastic: overly gay
F*gtician: professional f*gs
Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)
Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal
Farm: a person's ass
Fattastrophe: group of very fat people
Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake
Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away
File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later
Flesbian: Fake lesbian
Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"
Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities
Freetard: a free retard
Front Grill: teeth
F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."
Fugly: f*cking ugly
FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.
Gaysian: a gay Asian.
Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army
Gills: side fat; love-handles
Grave Diggaz: dirty nails
Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot
Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese
Gregalicious: Owns a greg
Greg-Juice: self explanatory
Greg: penis; tummy stick
Helmet Special: retard
Himstitute: tranny prostitute
Hoemerican: an American hoe
Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse
Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army
Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead
Jay Leno: got a big chin
Kodiak: body of a bear
Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails
Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)
Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)
MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like
Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control
Mick Jagger's : Big lips
Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin
Multichin: multiple chins
Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick
Nominee: person with no money
Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome
Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent
Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes
Onion: nice a$$
Oscar Myer: Got a Greg
Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"
Paki house/hut: liquor store
Patch Adams: balding
Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on
Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)
Pepperidge Farm: way too old
PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken
Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg
Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything
Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck
Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player
Puffydumbbell: roid user
Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr
Raisinets: ugly nipples
Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)
Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor
Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows
RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant
Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"
Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale
SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken
She-Boys: Trannys
Shim: a girl who looks like a man
Shimspital: hospital for shims
Shman: female type of man
Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S
Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow
Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim
Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank
Ski Jumper: big or long nose
Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks
Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."
Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon
Slug: Ugly slut
Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys
Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com
Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute
Sphere Job: a boob job
Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina
A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)
Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
Sugar butt: a gay guy
Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
Troff Feeder: an obese female
Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."
Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"
