11.19.09

90% Fake, 10% Shim

Posted in New Orleans

90% Fake, 10% Shim

90% Fake, 10% Shim

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik! So this girls name is Kelley. Let’s just say there isn’t anything real about this girl. She has FAKE color contacts, FAKE ratty disgusting extensions that don’t even match her hair color, and she always has a FAKE orange tan. She has no boobs, and she cakes on eyeliner. She has the ugliest and most disgusting nose and chin i have ever seen. If you look at her from the side her nose looks like the rocky mountains! She gets a new boyfriend every week which is why i’m more than positive she has some type of disease. She drives a KIA and drives it like a physco path and blares music like shes hot shit. Her new boyfriend is Kyle G, another low life just like her. He’s a pathetic pot head/drug dealer who works at Sam’s. He’s been with so many girls i’m sure he has a disease too and if he doesn’t yet he’s sure to get one from Kelley! So Kyle, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT THING AND I HOPE YOU DON’T GET AN STD!

Why is her face so puffy? It looks like she was stung by a swarm of bees.- nik


Nik Richie

11.19.09

A True Dirty Girl

Posted in New Orleans

A true dirty sk*nk

A true dirty sk*nk

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this wh*re Nancy who is from westwego thinks she is the sh***t she has f**ked half of jefferson parish including her best friends husband if Cristina only knew. She has HPV which causes cancer and a few other std’s she is the biggest clepto i have ever met and has a record a mile long and will steal anything from anyone including her parents. she was dealing and prostituting for pills until she got caught dealing and is now in drug court. she also has psoriasis all over knees and elbows she hides it but its nasty. all i can say is if you like a thief who smells like stinky fish p**sy and dont mind an std or two the fu**k her she is nasty!

That might jsut be the most disgusting thing ever, she should not be allowed to own shorts.- nik


Nik Richie

11.19.09

Top 10 Sickest Things I’ve Seen All Week

Posted in New Orleans

Top 10 Sickest things I've seen all week

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, dude, how sick is this? Like, I think I got herpes just from looking at this picture. Did they paint themselves orange? I’m gonna go like throw up a lung now.

They are trying to create a new race.- nik


Nik Richie

11.17.09

Illegal Barbie

Posted in New Orleans

illegal barbie

illegal barbie

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK, THIS IS STEPHANIE  AND JUAN  KNOWN AS DJ JUANES..THIS LIL B*TCH USED TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND WHO BROUGHT HER FROM HONDURAS TO FINISH HER HIGH SCHOOL AND SHE PAY HIM BAD BY LEAVING HIM. FOR THE DJ, THINKING SHE WAS GOING TO GET A GREEN CARD, MONEY ( SUGAR DADDY) THAT SHE THINKS SHE FOUND. AND SHE ALSO THINKS IS GOING TO BE MISS USA, COME ON FIRSTABLE TO BE A MISS USA YOU HAVE TO BE A USA CITIZEN, NOT A F*CKING ILLEGAL . DO YOU SAY THAT YOU DONT HAVE SEX WITH YOUR DJ…PLEASE …. SURE YOU’RE A VIRGEN … KEEP BELIEVING THAT..FOR A GOOD HEAD JOB SHES THE ONE.

Is the green card sold seperately?- nik


Nik Richie

11.16.09

Nasty Bad Mother

HOUMA HOE

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Tara from Houma, La. She enjoys banging as many guys as she can from the internet and doing c*ke while banging them while the little ones are in the living room. the picture explains it all just one of the nights in a hotel on bourbon. Nik come now would you tag that?

You have to wonder what is in that soft drink?  I am going to say Diet Dr. Pepper.- nik


Nik Richie

11.16.09

Bourbon Street Bartender

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a pissed off bartender tired of losing tips and men to this broad. Her name is Marissa L*wis. She is the biggest sk*nk bartending on Bourbon Street in New Orleans. She thinks she is hot sh*t. She also thinks she deserves more tips than anyone else who actually bust their ass because she is pretty. Nik I know you wouldn’t but do you think she is attractive at all?

No, she has way too much blubber around the mid section and her eyes are almost spread in a hammer head like formation.- nik


Nik Richie

11.12.09

Would You Nik?

 

Would you Nik?

Would you Nik?

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This sk*nk is Marissa L*wis who thinks she is hot sh*t at the bar she works at on Bourbon. Other then the few STDs she has some might say she pretty……..BUT would you Nik?

Answer: No, her eyes are way too far apart and she smells like noodles.


Nik Richie

11.10.09

Gross Nik

Posted in New Orleans

here we go again

 

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, the Picture says it all .

The last thing she needs to eat is that sandwhich.- nik


Nik Richie

11.06.09

New Orleans Trash

Posted in New Orleans

TRASH

TRASH

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dirty h*e right here thinks she is f*ckin hot sh*t. she f*cked just about everyone is st john parish and all over louisiana. shes a sad and selfish h*e she left her boyfriend that got in a wreck to f*ck everyone else, this b*tch always talks about killing herself, she has the gun to her head why not pull it. she thinks ppl really like her but the they really feel sorry for her std infested p*ssy. this b*tch looks like the scream mask with her long @ss chin. go on a diet pathetic WH*RE! & she cant resist being on a f*ckin pole, and she sends dirty pics of her t*ts that she thinks look good but im pretty sure she can tie her t*ts around her neck, i like to and choke the b*tch with her saggy ass boobs.

Since when is there a non trashy person from New Orleans. It’s like one big sewer.- nik

 


Nik Richie

11.06.09

Would You?

Would You?

Would You?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, my name is Dan*elle P3nl@and aka “Alexis” and I would love to tell you more about myself. I’m 21 years old, a well-known local prostitute for the past couple of years, and regular figure on the “club” scene. In my free time I enjoy steroids and working out, shoving various narcotics up my nose, and telling everyone about how my old pimp C@sper used to beat me up. You can find me stripping at Penthouse but I also turning tricks on the side now that I’m an “entrepreneur.” For you I’ll waive the $400 per hour fee if you tell me what you think of my Halloween costume and help me reputation by answering this question: would you?

Answer: No, she has no +2’s and I don’t pay for sex.  Even if its $30.


Nik Richie


 

 

 

 

 
 

 

 

 

 
 

 

 
 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
 
 

 

 
 

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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"