<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" ><channel><title>Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities &#187; New Orleans</title> <atom:link href="http://thedirty.com/category/new-orleans/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://thedirty.com</link> <description>Nik Richie is the world’s first and most famous reality gossip blog, featuring a brutally honest look at the publics everyday social lives with a few of your favorite celebrities mixed in.</description> <lastBuildDate>Sat, 20 Mar 2010 03:00:01 +0000</lastBuildDate> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2</generator> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <atom:link rel="hub" href="http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com"/><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://superfeedr.com/hubbub"/> <item><title>You Are Not A Playboy Bunny</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/19/you-are-not-a-playboy-bunny/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/19/you-are-not-a-playboy-bunny/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 19:05:33 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[New Orleans]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/2010/03/19/you-are-not-a-playboy-bunny/</guid> <description><![CDATA[THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, this girls name is Jennifer, no telling what her last name is by now. She is so fake, acts all sweet and innocent but stirs sh*t behind your back. Everyone of our friends have slept with her and someone needs to let her know that she looks, walks, and acts like a [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-345356" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpzyO9jR.jpg" alt="Tranny" /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-345356" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpGKfliJ.jpg" alt="Tranny" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong>Nik, this girls name is Jennifer, no telling what her last name is by now. She is so fake, acts all sweet and innocent but stirs sh*t behind your back. Everyone of our friends have slept with her and someone needs to let her know that she looks, walks, and acts like a sl*t. Her body looks disfigured and her face looks like a horse. Please help me let her know that she is not a playboy bunny.</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>It&#8217;s called playboy bunny, not playboy tranny although it has a nice jingle to it.- nik</strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/19/you-are-not-a-playboy-bunny/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>3</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Mother Of The Year</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/19/mother-of-the-year-7/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/19/mother-of-the-year-7/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 18:05:53 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[New Orleans]]></category> <category><![CDATA[wtf]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/2010/03/19/mother-of-the-year-7/</guid> <description><![CDATA[ THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this nasty mom to be is always putting her self out there like this. She is a dead beat mom and trashy. What mom dresses like this. Nasty Sl*t should have kept her legs closed. Brett Farve would never be proud knowing you are from his home town. Jessica from Kiln, [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-349103" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpdiOS7r.jpg" alt="Kiln Mother of the year!!" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> Nik, this nasty mom to be is always putting her self out there like this. She is a dead beat mom and trashy. What mom dresses like this. Nasty Sl*t should have kept her legs closed. Brett Farve would never be proud knowing you are from his home town. Jessica from Kiln, MS.</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>I don&#8217;t see that she is prego, it looks like a food baby.- nik</strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/19/mother-of-the-year-7/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Little Miss Nasty</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/19/little-miss-nasty/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/19/little-miss-nasty/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 16:42:50 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[LSU]]></category> <category><![CDATA[New Orleans]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/2010/03/19/little-miss-nasty/</guid> <description><![CDATA[THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so its time someone decided to put lil miss does it all on here.. aka.. k-flipp.. nik.. this girl has been around and back.. shes doesnt even know how many people shes had sex with and has never been checked. every boyfriend she gets she cheats on them. she will do [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-347675" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpo8FkUC.jpg" alt="lil miss does it all.." /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-347675" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpkR0Fx7.jpg" alt="lil miss does it all.." /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> Nik, so its time someone decided to put lil miss does it all on here.. aka.. k-flipp.. nik.. this girl has been around and back.. shes doesnt even know how many people shes had sex with and has never been checked. every boyfriend she gets she cheats on them. she will do anything and i mean anything for gas money drugs and alcohol. u can find her at the forum in metairie prolly getting fingered at the bar by some random stranger. or in the back of her p.o.s car giving head. she doesnt just go for guys either.. she likes both.</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>This girl looks like she has more miles on her then a peterbuilt 18 wheeler.- nik</strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/19/little-miss-nasty/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Club Rat Chick</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/19/club-rat-chick-6/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/19/club-rat-chick-6/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 16:42:49 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[New Orleans]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Would You?]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/2010/03/19/club-rat-chick-6/</guid> <description><![CDATA[ THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, would you do her? I hear she opens her legs for anything thing with a wallet. Answer: No, I don&#8217;t have a wallet and she looks like a field mouse. ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-350416" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpZiG0Lr.jpg" alt="Club Rat Chick" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> Nik, would you do her? I hear she opens her legs for anything thing with a wallet.</p><p style="text-align: center;">Answer: No, I don&#8217;t have a wallet and she looks like a field mouse.</p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/19/club-rat-chick-6/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>3</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Shave That Mustache</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/18/shave-that-mustache/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/18/shave-that-mustache/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 18 Mar 2010 19:46:52 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[New Orleans]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Would You?]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/2010/03/18/shave-that-mustache/</guid> <description><![CDATA[THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this nasty hoe is Alyssa w0e***, would you? Answer: no. It took me a few seconds to realize that was a guy in the bottom pic not her.]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-349681" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpEI7csA.jpg" alt="shave that mustache" /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-349681" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpoxCg9p.jpg" alt="shave that mustache" /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-349681" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_php25ePti.jpg" alt="shave that mustache" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY: </strong>Nik this nasty hoe is Alyssa w0e***, would you?</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Answer: no. It took me a few seconds to realize that was a guy in the bottom pic not her. </strong></p></div> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/18/shave-that-mustache/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>6</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Drag Contest</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/17/drag-contest/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/17/drag-contest/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 23:25:44 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[New Orleans]]></category> <category><![CDATA[wtf]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/2010/03/17/drag-contest/</guid> <description><![CDATA[THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, they think they look good, what you think? There is a way over-sized feature on each one of their faces.- nik ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-347668" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpkGTFL4.jpg" alt="RUPAULS DRAG RACE CONTESTANTS" /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-347668" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpaQayJ2.jpg" alt="RUPAULS DRAG RACE CONTESTANTS" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> Nik, they think they look good, what you think?</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>There is a way over-sized feature on each one of their faces.- nik</strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/17/drag-contest/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>39</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Damn The Devil</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/17/damn-the-devil-4/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/17/damn-the-devil-4/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 17:33:06 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Dirty News]]></category> <category><![CDATA[New Orleans]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/2010/03/17/damn-the-devil-4/</guid> <description><![CDATA[THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jim aka Satan, Lucifer, Predator. He preys upon innocent women who are pretty, independent, and have their sh*t together&#8230;then tries to ruin their life. These women have something he wants, whether it be sex, a sick motive, or merely just for the pleasure of ruining their life. He supposedly [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-345578" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_php2g7Xo4.jpg" alt="Damn the Devil" /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-345578" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpSJtyar.jpg" alt="Damn the Devil" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> Nik, this is Jim aka Satan, Lucifer, Predator. He preys upon innocent women who are pretty, independent, and have their sh*t together&#8230;then tries to ruin their life. These women have something he wants, whether it be sex, a sick motive, or merely just for the pleasure of ruining their life. He supposedly is a high ranking officer in the military and uses this power to control his prey&#8230;but they don&#8217;t even realize it because he has this magical spell he puts on them. He will sweep you off your feet before you even know it, then your under his spell. Ladies you have probably come across him through myspace or facebook because that is where he hides and stalks out his next victim. While dating you he is also seeing other women on the side, GUARANTEED. He is a fraud, an imposter, a true sociopath. He has been with over 100&#8217;s of woman from all over so be careful ladies&#8230;he has passed along chlamydia! He is a true wolf in sheeps clothing! Do not fall for his charm or handsome looks because he is the devil in disguise. DO NOT TRUST HIM!!</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>His spell lol&#8230;this guy has to lie and pull 30k moves to get desperate chicks.- nik</strong></p></div> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/17/damn-the-devil-4/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>13</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Thinks She Is The Best</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/17/thinks-she-is-the-best-2/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/17/thinks-she-is-the-best-2/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 16:41:09 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[New Orleans]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/2010/03/17/thinks-she-is-the-best-2/</guid> <description><![CDATA[ THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Malorie but her ass on blast, she thinks she is the best thing on planet earth. I hold my thumb up next to the picture of her and I see twins.- nik ]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-344972" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpGA7gI5.jpg" alt="Fatty McKAy" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> Nik, this is Malorie but her ass on blast, she thinks she is the best thing on planet earth.</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>I hold my thumb up next to the picture of her and I see twins.- nik</strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/17/thinks-she-is-the-best-2/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>19</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>This Was Let Into The Military</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/16/this-was-let-into-the-military/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/16/this-was-let-into-the-military/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 17 Mar 2010 00:04:16 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Marine Corps]]></category> <category><![CDATA[New Orleans]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Would You?]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Marine corps]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://thedirty.com/?p=346975</guid> <description><![CDATA[THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik.. this girl Shelli Sig*** thinks she is the hottest sh*t ever brought on this earth. In real life.. she is a loser who drops out of college every semester.. doesn&#8217;t have a stable job or income and has to steal to get where she lives in life. Watch your man [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-346975" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpg92cJW.jpg" alt="THIS was let in the military?!" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> So Nik.. this girl Shelli Sig*** thinks she is the hottest sh*t ever brought on this earth. In real life.. she is a loser who drops out of college every semester.. doesn&#8217;t have a stable job or income and has to steal to get where she lives in life. Watch your man around her because she will try to get him.. although if he has any rational thoughts he wont even dare get with this dirty whore.. for she is tainted with n*gger dIck. im sure she has something right now. she does m*th and snorts add*rall and she thinks her &#8220;weight loss&#8221; is an appropriate accomplishment. anyone can do c*ke and m*th all day.. it doesnt make you look good. and i mean.. look at the picture.. all it did was f^*k her up. she has holes everywhere in her face from the m*th and jello ass and thighs and the worst part is.. she is a MARINE!! guess theyll let anyone in these days. so Nik.. would you?</p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Answer: no. She is thick and the glasses hanging off of her big nose are hiding something&#8230;plus she is clearly addicted to gregs.</strong></p></div> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/16/this-was-let-into-the-military/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Thinks Shes Hot Stuff</title><link>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/16/thinks-shes-hot-stuff/</link> <comments>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/16/thinks-shes-hot-stuff/#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 16 Mar 2010 23:32:10 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>The Dirty Army</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[LSU]]></category> <category><![CDATA[New Orleans]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Would You?]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false"></guid> <description><![CDATA[THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik this girl amanda f*****s thinks she&#8217;s hot sh*t she got really mad when she didn&#8217;t win the planet beach contest last year and was always ascting like she was Gods gift to earth. I heard she moved out to LA to be a model, I was wondering do you think [...]]]></description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-344900" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpZzLf3f.jpg" alt="Thinks she's hot shit" /></p><p style="text-align: center;"><img class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-344900" src="http://static.thedirty.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/DIRTY_phpyu1fJS.jpg" alt="Thinks she's hot shit" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>THE DIRTY ARMY:</strong> Hey Nik this girl amanda f*****s thinks she&#8217;s hot sh*t she got really mad when she didn&#8217;t win the planet beach contest last year and was always ascting like she was Gods gift to earth. I heard she moved out to LA to be a model, I was wondering do you think she&#8217;ll make it out there big time? or will she be a washed up star chaser really qucik? Also how would you rate her? and would you do her?</p></div><p style="text-align: left;"><strong>Without the mac force field and photoshop she would be maybe a 4.652&#8230;mainly cause of her long man arms and big beak.- nik</strong></p> ]]></content:encoded> <wfw:commentRss>http://thedirty.com/2010/03/16/thinks-shes-hot-stuff/feed/</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>15</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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