THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this fat prick is George White. He works at a fairly popular restaurant in New Orleans but has the sickest sense of “humor”. He brags about having sex with various strippers and even shows pics of him supposedly having sex with them. The sad part is, most of the pictures look like pics taken off of porno sites. When he’s working or just out, he’ll keep giving girls drinks, telling them they’ll find him cuter the more they drink. It could be funny, but the fact that he’ll get a girl completely drunk in order to take advantage of them isn’t very funny. He’s also quite a bitch if you turn him down. He likes to brag that he was in the Special Forces when in fact he has never been in the military but only works as a security guard from time to time. This is one pathetic loser and I think he’s mainly pissed that he’s too fat to see his own penis. Poor fat little f*cker.

That weight will come off when he comes out of the closet.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this marrero trash is Ricardo Huezo. He thinks he is big shit with his little job making minimum wage and selling drugs. He has a “fiance” but cheats on her on a regular basis. I saw him at tims playing pool with some blonde bitch that was definitely not his girlfriend. He beats the hell out of her on a regular basis and she just takes it because he buys her shit. Hes just a lowlife dirty mexican who thinks hes bad because he has a pitbull and sells weed and pills. He is also addicted to pain pills. If any girls see him you need to run in the other direction. He is a severe woman beater even if it isnt his girlfriend.

Trash indeed, you should never hit a women.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Talk about a skeleton! This horrifying thing is Amanda. She thinks she is the best thing on this earth! She is married to a guy double her age (although you would think its more like TRIPLE). She is a homewrecker, a prostitute, serious pill head, a thief and of course the biggest WHORE you could ever meet. She got fired from a job for sleeping with the managers 16 year old family member. Her husband Stacy has caught her messing around and still keeps going back. I have no clue as to why any man or thing for that matter would even come near her. She has a little girl who she barely sees because of her issues. She has to have every man’s full attention, if not she is miserable. She is a compulsive liar and massive drama queen. You should hear the stories and scenarios that she comes up with! What do you think about this sad, sad situation Nik?

That’s some awkward hand placement, by both of them…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Keira is white trash but tries so hard not to look like it; Would you? She also has sex with her cousin, so she’s pretty easy. But, I must warn you, she is just a nude model and does NOT use her nudity or body to get her way. She is a very good girl and just likes to show off what she has. HAHAH! I love white trash that tries to look classy. It’s a very unique look. I also cannot tell if “she’s” a shim.

Answer: No, she reminds me of an ironing board.