THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you ever look at someone and just get pissed off? Feast your eyes on Randy Bourg, AKA Miss Randy. While Marrero may be his first home, Craigslist is definitely his second! This disgusting slob posts a sex ad almost every single day! Definitely isn’t shy about sending hole pics either. Talk about horrifying! Someone needs to put him in his place. I hear he even hooks up in the bathroom of the frozen yogurt joint by his house. Talk about platinum status! Randy, you will never be cute. You’re fugly and you need to accept it. You will never be that “cute gay”. How about posting pics of a treadmill instead of the fried pig ears you ate the night before. Or better yet just stop eating. We know you’re 240 pounds. And for gods sake please get some rosacea cream for that face!