THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this horrible skanky person is Kiera. Her cousin, Gary, (Judge a Book by its Cover) has been posted on here for the crap he gave my cousin and so many other women. Now, because my cousin is a sweet girl and has been nice to Gary, he has become infatuated with her because he cannot differentiate kindness from someone liking him in a more-than-friends way. Despite my cousin continuously telling this guy that she is in no way interested in him, he seems to refuse or accept that she is happily in love with a mutual friend of theirs, who was even Gary’s roommate in college. So, instead of accepting this, Gary got this psychotic person to contact my cousin via FB, while she was in the hospital with her terminally ill father. This pathetic freak told my cousin that instead of being there for her father she should be more worried about GARY because he was CRYING over the fact that my cousin is with someone who she loves. This skank went on to say that my cousin’s father was not her responsibility and how she is selfish because she is more concerned about her father than this b*tch’s cousin’s “feelings”. She even told my cousin that all the people she loves is dead or dying because Karma is paying her back for being so selfish for caring about her family instead of some guy’s obsession with her. What makes it worse is that she told my cousin that she should be Gary’s “teacher” because, even thought he is 32 years old (with an ex wife and child!) he does not understand his feelings or what they mean. So, yes, apparently my cousin, who is caring for her father and mother, is an evil, inconsiderate spoiled brat for caring more about her family than Kiera’s cousin . Oh, to top it off, Kiera and Gary tried to blame my cousin for Gary having a seizure because he was so stressed and upset that she began dating and fell in love with someone, and to make it worse his ROOMMATE from 11 years ago! Oh the horror! *Side note* My cousin and her boyfriend have been best friends for almost 12 years (and secretly in love) since meeting in college, at least 4 months before meeting Gary.

Interesting affects, not sure what the effects supposed to be.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch is Holly. She’s is the dumbest slut I’ve ever had the UNpleasure to meet. She’s loud, obnoxious, and I suppose for guys it’s good that she has no problem taking off her shirt whenever she can. The downfall is her boobs looks like miniature mosquito bites. She will sleep with anyone guy who buys her a drink or gives her drugs. She is also very intimidated by any successful and intelligent women. If you are such a woman she will tell you that you have a stick up your arse and will try to tear your shirt off to make you “sexy”. If you wish to have an intelligent conversation, the most you can hope for is for her to make a horse face and start yelling at the top of her lungs about what sex position she likes. If any guys do wish to have sex with her, which is very easy to do, they need to make sure they double wrap. She’s known throughout New Orleans for the vast variety of drds she carries.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl dated a friend of mine’s boyfriend. She is constantly calling him and telling total strangers all this crap about him, when he is nothing but a good guy. This girl is beyond desperate to get married and have children and her last boyfriend broke up with her because she was demanding he marry her and would even talk to his friends about her moving in with him and having his children when he never agreed to it. When they broke up she tried to tell him she was pregnant with his child, which was a lie.

That is not cool.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: WHO: CELSO ERIC “FATSO” HERNENDEZ WHAT: CLAIMS TO BE A “BALLER”. CONSTANTLY BRAGS THAT HE HAS 10′S OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS. HE ALSO CLAIMS THAT HE CAN GET ANY GIRL IN NEW ORLEANS…….BUT CHOOSES NOT TO BECAUSE ALL THE GIRLS HERE ARE SNOBS AND HELPLESS. HE ALSO BRAGS THAT HE OWNS 2 BARS HERE IN NEW ORLEANS. KEEP IN MIND THAT ONLY SCUM GOES TO THESE BARS (PUB ZERO & ON THE ROCKS). HE HAD A DECENT GF BUT SHE LEFT HIM BECAUSE HE GAINED TOO MUCH WEIGHT. HE GOES AROUND GRABBING WOMENS BOOBS-ITS SO GROSS. HE ALSO CLAIMS HE CAN RAP. YES THATS RIGHT—HE CAN DO IT ALL. OH, AND LET ME NOT FORGET-HE HAS A PhD. WHAT HE SHOULD BE IS A COMEDIAN BC HE FUNNY—–LOOKING. FATSO TRIED TO HELP ME GET A HOUSE, AND WHEN I WASNT APPROVED—- BC OF A MINOR GLITCH IN MY CREDIT—HE DECIDED TO TELL THE WORLD THAT I AM BROKE AND MY CREDIT SUCKS! IF YOU USE HIM AS A REALTOR—-BE CAUTIOUS—-ESP IF YOU ARE A WOMAN! MEN (HOMOSEXUAL MEN) TEND TO WORSHIP ERIC—AND ERIC WORSHIPS THEM. YOU CAN FIND HIM AT PUB ZERO FOR SCUM EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT—-GIVING AWAY FREE DRINKS TO MEN & GRABBING BOOBS. WHEN: EVERYDAY OF HIS MADE UP LIFE. HE USUALLY BRAGS ABT HIS $$$ EVERY NIGHT AFTER 7PM. HE HAS MILLIONS—-BUT FOR SOME REASON HE DRIVES A BEAT UP 1990 SUV. STRANGE. HE MIGHT BE SAVING HIS MONEY. ITS POSSIBLE. HA! WHERE: ALL OVER NEW ORLEANS——USUALLY IN HIS SCUMMY BARS—-IN THE BATHROOMS—-SNORTING UP SOME WHITE. WHY: HE HATES WOMEN. THE TRUTH IS—WOMEN HATE HIM.

They’re called 30k millionaires.  Never write me in caps again.- nik