New Orleans | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 4

Fake He-She

September 26, 2014 New Orleans 25

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok nik, it’s time I tell you about this HE-SHE, ******Melissa Dodd********She hops around, from friend to friend, as quick as the weather changes in Louisiana. She can’t form her own opinion or style, she just copies whoever she is friends with. She fucked this guy on the first date, and bragged about him eating her out and swallowing his cum. And that she shaved her p**** bald for him. And how wet she was. Ewww.mThey went to the movies or something and went to his grandmas or his aunts house house after and they did the DIRTY. She claims to be a Jesus freak, and a “Christian ” but she hangs out with slidells gutter trash. One bitch in particular, thinks she’s a mermaid, but she is FAT. And ugly, well, they both are. They drink beer and think they are the shit. It’s pathetic, really. She needs to be saving that beer money to get her teeth fixed and her bestie “k-trashy some lipo. She knows everyone. Or almost. Her family is, well….. I’m not going to go there. It’s too low. Blast this fake ass stinking bitch.

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Victoria Simmons

September 23, 2014 New Orleans 27

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this sloot right here’s named Victoria a.k.a. Tori “SKANK” Simmons. She\’s one of Slidells nastiest skanks around. And yes she sure does get around. She is best known for sleeping around with not only you, but your friends, their friends, and God knows who else. While she’s with you suckin, fckin, carpet munchin, or whatever else this nasty sloot does, she’s thinkin bout the next one she can suck, fck and use up! Watch out for this one Slidell! Or New Orleans… hell I guess just about anywhere cuz like I said she gets around! Remember this face and watch out cuz she will play her little games…also remember everyone gets a turn!! >.< oooooh.. BURRRN!!

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Scumbag USA

September 22, 2014 New Orleans 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this guy is a grade a SCUMBAG. treats women like shit. Has a history of dating slutty gross girls and then when he finds a nice one, doesnt.know how to act like a decent human being. He is on probabtion right now for fiving me a black eye in the middle if a busy street. He pereatwdly choked me because that “wouldnt leave marks” he is the scum if the earth and inly deserves the same. He has trashy earings and a ridiculous haircut and HE THINKS HE CAN DANCE . lmfao.

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Brittney Free

September 22, 2014 New Orleans 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Brittney free is a sorry excuse for a human being but also a home wrecking whore. She will fck anyone your brother or cousin with the help of a beer or any one she feels will help her financially in any type of way. Only 19 years old and has rode more dicks then most 30 year old women but be careful she will give you a gift. (C**dia) So if this is the type of trash you are looking for you can find her on bourbon street@ the old opera house an the fabulous funky 544.

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Nasty Amber

September 22, 2014 New Orleans 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this hoe has been around the crew for some time. A friend of mine used to always let her stay as a roommate and my girl has lent a hand for over ten years off and on. Amber is dirty, she never cleans or takes care of her kids, I’m surprised she still has 3 out of 4 of em! She will call and stalk anyone that has status symbol in our club clique. They all think she is nasty. My boy said she has loose skin all over her body. When my home girl used to let b her stay with her (one I told you about in the beginning?) amber used to steal everything under the sun from her including her child’s stuff! She will steal anything she can get her hands on. She is pearl river trash. She looks disgusting with her muffin top, walking around thinking she’s the shit. People only use you for your drugs hunny. We all laugh at your thieving, disgusting looking self..

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How Is This Guy Famous

September 11, 2014 New Orleans, The Dirty 113

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jon Taffer claims to have opened or fixed 900 bars in his lifetime, if he started at 18, that is 1 every 2 weeks. He claims he is 1 of 2 in the nightclub hall of fame. What he doesn’t tell you, is that he owns the night club HOF. He claims he started at the Troubadour in LA, but know one has ever heard of him or remembers him. Is this guy just in his own reality of tv, or is he actually a bar guy, he has never had his name on a liquor lic. I was just seeing if you knew anything about this loser.

I have never heard of him and he doesn’t wear an eye patch.- nik

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Stop Posting Jordan Walsh

September 10, 2014 New Orleans, The Dirty 17


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, whoever is posting Jordan Walsh is ruining her relationships.  Everytime you post her, she has to do damage control and delete a bunch of stuff.  Now Nerlens Noel and her are back on and off cause he found out about her jersey chasing lifestyle.

I’m not sold on her stomach region.- nik

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Bad Dentist

September 9, 2014 New Orleans 12


THE DIRTY ARMY: Whatch out for this Dentist. If you work for her be prepared to put out!. She will shower you with gifts then once your in she takes control. If you don’t sleep with her you will be fired in 6 months She told me she loved me then dumped me when I didn’t want to sleep with her other girlfriends

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