I Have To Put Him On Blast


(Click on image to see why the straight face)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is a major douchebag and just deserves for these pics to be put out there.  His name is Adam Manthey and is the manager at Tropic Car Wash in Covington. Never lasts more than 5 or 10 mins in bed, please Nik!! Put this douchebag on blast!  He did me totally wrong.

He did his body totally wrong with that tattoo.- nik

Sucks To Say It, But You Should Retire FishLips After She Had Her Baby


FishLips post baby

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, what do you think about FishLips post baby? Do you think she will ever look the same again? I found this picture on her sister’s Facebook its from an event she went to this past weekend.

Wow. It looks like a totally different person. Fish Lips where is the comeback?- nik

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Mother Of The Year


mother of the year

mother of the year

mother of the year

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl Ashley always posting profile pics of herself half naked with her stretch marked t*ts and she always out everyday of the week with her sk*nk crew. Nik, don’t you think she should set a better example for her daughter oh wait the babys daddy always talking about how he has the baby all the time. Still gotta ask, would you?

There’s no ways she’s not a stripper.- nik 

Thanks God You Can’t Photoshop Refund Gaps


Refund Gap from HELL

Refund Gap from HELL

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Im so tired of the millions of lame a$$ wanna be models on Facebook. Anyone can look good with a little photoshop these days but apparently they can’t photoshop a hacked up t*tty job. Dude I think you can fit your head in there. So what is your input on this one?

REFUND Gaps make women look masculine. I decided.- nik

Da Beast, I Think Not


Da Beast?! I think NOT!!

Da Beast?! I think NOT!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is the most pathetic guy I know of. He call himself Reece da beast. Yea, I think NOT! He subscribes to many sex social networks to meet girls for sex, which aren’t even real! He would rather have cyber sex than real sex. He replies to craigslist casual encounters ads. The ad was wanting a guy to send her a picture of his package and if she liked it, she would get back. Needless to say, he sent a pic of it and he didn’t get an email back. Obviously his Enzyte didn’t work. Doesn’t sound like a beast to me! He runs to his mommy and daddy for everything because he can’t handle any of his problems on his own. He thinks that his money will get him all the girls, but he only gets them during the week, and when the weekend comes, dumps them and finds another chick to date during the week. What do you think Nik?

What are you accomplishing by slanging these hoodrats??  Your never gunna move outta your parents basement like that.  Must be an only child.- nik

What A Tool


what a toolshed!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jonathon. He calls himself djv3 and thinks he is gods gift to the dj world. Sadly hes a total wannabe and no one likes him. He is so dirty and has slept with so many people he cant even count them anymore. Now his x of a few short months is pregnant and doesn’t want him to have anything to do with her or the baby and he doesnt even want the baby so he cheated on her and left her and got back with another girl who was a previous longtime x of his who is a complete sucker for getting back with him because he cheats on her everytime they get back together..so im not sure who is worse. Please tell this guy to keep his d*ck to himself or get neutered like the dog he is! He lies, cheats, and will do anything to get women to believe his compulsive lies. and please tell these girls to find someone who wont keep f***ing them over!

I can’t tell anyone to do anything, I can only make suggestionsWear a rubber, you just dodged a bullet.- nik

How Low Can You Go


How low can you go?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Niki, this here is who we call Jamie Selman. She starts off as a person with a warm heart and use to be out going. Now all she does is sits in her house with her two disrespectful kids and plays online all day. Doesn’t pay any attention to her kids who are 5 and 2!! She leaves them in the baby bed all day with a tv on, yes even the 5 year old has to stay in his room, if not then she and her new husband lay hands on them. She’s by far the worst mother I’ve ever met! On top of that she starts unnecessary drama for “friends” and her family members. For someone to have all that time on their hands don’t you think they could find better things to do with themselves, for beginners. . . Those kids!! This picture here was to make fun of her sisters man. A man who takes care of his girl and children! Her drug habit is so bad she’s missing two bottom teeth and her husband is missing a top one. She also was sent to the hospital one night after using a large amount of drugs with another friend of hers who’s kids taken by the state 2 week prior! Seems like someone needs to recycle their trash!! So tell me Niki, after a really drunk night. Would you stick it to her?? Since she’s missing some teeth, it might help with getting head.

Is she wearing a diaper.- nik

Dead Beat Dad


Dead Beat Dad!!!

Dead Beat Dad!!!

Dead Beat Dad!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Dead Beat “Dad” is Craig Billiot. He is the most conniving piece of sh*t out there. He has 2 kids and doesn’t see them, call them, or pay child support (which he owes over $10,000.00) He tells everyone that the mother won’t let him see or talk to them. What a crock of bull that is!! He wasn’t there when his second child was born. Showed up at the hospital hours later. Doesn’t even call them on holidays. He doesn’t work, he finds girls that will support him and takes them for all he can. And supposedly his new m*th head looking girlfriend (with 4 kids and no job) is pregnant from him now. Wow, what a life they will live!! He’s been in jail numerous times for domestic violence against the mother of his 2 children, for strangulation. Bottom line…. he is a disgusting, lying, low life!!! Oh and he got his kids names and birthdates tattooed on him and got his sons birthday wrong!!

Your not a pimp if your girlfriend sleeps with people for money, even if you set the occasional one up.  It means your a ball-less and desperate.- nik

Douche On The Bayou


THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Michael Singer, age 28, who lives in New Orleans, LA. He planned to have his son and then left us when I was 8 Months Pregnant. At four months old, our son needed major surgery, which he was not there for, nor would he even buy the child a crib. He now is shacking up with this skeezer Megan Brooks (who has cheated on him multiple times); who wears these horrible white shoes and can’t dress for the life of her! She got pregnant on purpose out of jealousy of him having a son. How desperate. She was married to a man named Tony while seeing Mike also. She already had a child with her husband Tony, then got pregnant again and now claims this baby is Mike’s. However this child was born with her husband’s last name also! Whenever I have tried to contact Mike on behalf of my son, she picks the phone up, hangs up, or says something immature or mean. He allows this! Just letting everyone know how “Dirty” this couple really is! He has never given a penny of support for his real son, but takes care of this skeezer and another man’s daughters. This is a true Douchebag on the Bayou!

You wouldn’t want him being a stay at home dad with his real kid, trust.  You don’t want poor habits rubbing off on the little one.- nik

Trashiest Booty Call Ever


Trashiest booty call ever

Trashiest booty call ever

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is the dirty famous Crusty Christy Raggio. She was my booty call for a few weeks until I found out she had 3 kids that she was leaving home alone while she was fu**ing me all night. The Va jay jay isnt worth what you might catch either. Ive heard about her and how trashy she was for a 32 year old but I had no idea how true it was. This girl is out almost every night and I thought for sure there was no way she had 3 kids the way she partied and was calling me all hours of the night. A week after I hit it, my friend started hitting it too. It’s that easy. I just want to tell people to BEWARE of this Nasty no good trashy girl. Nik, can you please put the word out to Stay Away From Crusty Christy!

Stay away from Crusty Christy…aren’t you a little old to be going out anyways?- nik