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Jazmin Jayde Is Still A Wreck

Posted in New York, Tucson

Jazmin Jayde Is Still A Wreck

Jazmin Jayde Is Still A Wreck

Jazmin Jayde Is Still A Wreck

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jazmin Jayde is still the same old dirty sloot with a v*gina that is a horrid black abyss engulfing anything that breathes. She moved to NY to move on with her modeling career which hasn’t progressed for sh*t and to get away from the lies she spread around T-Town. Who knows what drugs she’s doing now, but the good thing to know is that she’s become even more of a dirty sloot. Who hasn’t she f*cked here and in NY yet? Even though she gets tattoos every day due to her fcking the artist and with her fake ID, Be aware that she still does not shower, does not shave, does still do h*roin, and still is the same old smelly *ss b*tch. Also she is still a runaway and if you’re keeping this rat in your home your f*cked. I will never be best friends with her again, she shouldn’t have friends period. She shouldn’t be alive lol. And Jazmin if your reading this, please shave your crotch and your armpits for once in your life. If you can f*ck an artist you can fuck someone to use their shower.

Ravers are full time sloots.  Whats the point of changing after years of abuse and body odor.- nik

New York Senate Bill Seeks To End Anonymous Internet Posting

Posted in Dirty Army Strong, Manhattan, New York, The Dirty

New York Senate bill seeks to end anonymous internet posting

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Quayle, AKA Brock Landers, isn’t the only elected official that wants to silence free speech. Introduced by New York State Sen. Thomas F. O’Mara (R), S6779 would require that ANY anonymous post online is subject to removal if the poster refuses to post — and verify — their legal name, their IP address, and their home address. From the (likely well intentioned) bill: “A web site administrator upon request shall remove any comments posted on his or her web site by an anonymous poster unless such anonymous poster agrees to attach his or her name to the post and confirms that his or her IP address, legal name, and home address are accurate. All web site administrators shall have a contact number or e-mail address posted for such removal requests, clearly visible in any sections where comments are posted.” What do you think Nik?

I think Thomas F. O’Mara is an idiot. This will kill the internet and make everyone paranoid of losing their privacy (the little privacy we have left thanks to our government).- nik

I’m Still Not Sold On Tim Tebow

Posted in Dirty Athletes, Manhattan, New York, The Dirty


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, everyone is still all about Tim Tebow but I’m not sold yet. This guy cannot  be this perfect and such a saint and definitely no virgin.  I truly think behind this perfect image, there is an evil person.  I can totally see him banging strippers, escorts and who ever will keep their mouth shut.  Nik, am I tripping?  Or do you see Tebow having a bad side to him.

No, Tebow is perfect… he is above God.- nik

Big Bad Britt

Posted in New York

Big Bad Britt

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just wanted to inform all of duchess, ulster and the surrounding counties to BE AWARE of big bad Britt. This girl is on the prowl for sex. Sex with anything too really. She’s a cheater and a liar and likes to sleep with everyone. Best friends, peoples boyfriends. In her spare time she enjoys being fat. She likes to hunt for new boys every night. I find it incredibly humorous that she finds herself on a pedestal when she is probably the epitome of white trash. Don’t throw rocks if you live in a glass house!

I didn’t know fat chicks had to be careful on the beach…”I’m sinking!”- nik

Not A Vincent Gallo Fan Anymore

Posted in Hollywood, New York

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik i was a huge vincent gallo fan until i looked at his website. is this some sort of joke?! he’s offering to fck any women who can afford him and is selling his sperm! i thought he was supposed to be “an artist that doesn’t care about money”. really orginal! needless to say i’m not a fan anymore. he talks sh*t about deniro, & scorsize…yet u don’t see them offering their bodily fuilids to the highest bidder. i think his time has come and go! what a sell out.

I have no idea who this guy is.- nik

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World’s Worst Stalker

Posted in Dirty DUI, New York

World's Worst Stalker

World's Worst Stalker

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik,t his disgusting pig got 2 DUI’s, charged and on probation and continues to party it up in her local nasty bars. She is a stalker, fat, nasty and sleeps around. She lost her job, so I guess that is her way to make money. EW! What do you think?

I think that sharpie beard looks way too realistic on her, she’s like a tranny nightmare.- nik

Pool Tricks With Anton

Posted in Hamptons, Manhattan, Miami, New York, The Dirty


THE DIRTY ARMY: Did I say Anton, Im sorry im sorry, its Antoniooo.  This dumbass Russian thinks it sounds better.  Dudes name in anton syd, more life s*ph, which he has, don’t ask how I know.  he is a male model though so, i guess thats a given.  So I was given the distinct pleasure of hanging out with this numnuts for a day.  I don’t even know where to begin with this guy, he thinks he is god, he gives his “Antonio, I’m a model you idoit” advice about everything, out of blue, he’s just a moron.  So I didn’t remember/pay attention to most of this guys incoherent babble, I did however remember his pool tricks, aka dick tricks.  I Guess its always important to be sporting a mini chub in the fashion industry, before we headed out to the pool he ‘gave me his advice’ and started rubbing on his nuts, he says you’re guaranteed a chick if you walk around with your swimsuit outlining your dick.  I wish I was kidding.  he said it worked everytime (I did not partake).  Shocker when he went back to the hotel empty handed.  Thought you’d enjoy dick tricks with Antonio.  Also, no surprise I found pics of his dick tricks on his facebook (I did not nor would not take a picture of a wang).  YnWnR.

This guy looks like a legend. I want to know more… I haven’t seen greatness like this since The Burrito or Frog.- nik

A Professional Sh*t Talker Should Know Better

Posted in Manhattan, New York

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, by blogger I mean, she has a site where she posts all her pics for creeps to look at.  The way she was talking about herself and her blog I thought she was on top of the world.  Turns out she is a cut rate model, doing a bunch of freebie shoots around town for blog pictures and something to complain about.  Her names Rachel Lynch or velvet cigarette as she likes to call herself, anyways her blog is IHATEBLONDE.com, #1 reason why I thought ud like her.  Anyways, the b*tches hair is blond and was blond when I met her, does that mean she hates herself?? must be since she hovers around bathrooms to keep her body on point.  Speaking of points, I don’t think your hips are supposed to come to one.  So nik point being this chick is a b*tch acts all high and mighty and gives people the cold shoulder, sometimes she’ll ‘end’ your conversation by turning around in disgust cause she can’t comprehend what you’re saying and assumes your making fun of her….well I was so…lol.  Rachel you are a blogger you should know better then act like a b*tch, especially since you call a lot of them out on your site…hypocrite!!

She looks better as a blonde.- nik

Sheri Pierre Needs To Wake Up

Posted in Manhattan, New York, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Sheri Pierre she is running around with photo shop photos and photos of herself with random celebrities claiming to be a A or B list event host, tv host, or celebrity model but she is none of those things. She is portraying herself one way but has no job and does not know any of the celebrities personally that she has taken photos with. When trying to book her it came to my attention she is a fraud using red carpet events to jump into a celebrity photo in order to use the photo to make us pay more for a booking she is not worth it anyone can take a photo with a celebrity it doesn’t make you worthy of higher paid session than any other model who will look better in photos not photo shopped than Sheri Pierre.

She sounds like a compulsive liar.- nik

Where Did She Come From

Posted in Hollywood, Manhattan, New York, The Dirty


(Click on image to see her hearts)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, did you see Emily Ratajkowski’s recent shoot for “Treats Magazine”?? Who is that girl and why isnt she famous??? Her body is out of control.

Gayden Solo: Nik I don’t know how to profess my love, but I have to <– wanna get married.

Gayden her body only has about 3 seasons left, don’t let natural fool you.- nik