THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think its time the world knew the truth about Fabiana Parsons. Seeing as she has over 40,000 followers on twitter. I’ve decided to open 40,000 dumbasses eyes. Fabiana Parsons is not a famous celebrity in Chile.. She isnt part of NYCModels. The truth is, Fabiana Parsons is a man. In 2005, she started joining social/rateme websites under the name “Variana Cavalli” Telling people she was a famous model/singer in Chile. Stealing photos and videos from a South American singer named Ninel Conde. She was busted for faking over and over. The reason I am bringing this up is because this person “Faby” sometimes escorts on websites and uses the internet to get dates and trick straight dudes into jacking off for him while he records and posts these videos online. She is indeed a man and as you can see by the photo’s submitted. He tries to look female and use body pics of people he thinks he looks like. Guys are mesmerized by a “super model” and jack off for him. Please help me open the eyes of 40,000 people. Let them know the truth!
So most of his followers are automatically Gay now. Amazing!- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, love the site buddy. I’ve been searching for a girl for a while now that might make your cut. I have no idea who this girl is, just kind of stumbled upon her on FB. I know you are going to say she needs the +2s, but other than that I think this girl is hot. Great face and nice and skinny. So tell me Nik, if she had a little extra to grab up top, would you?
Answer: No, she reminds me too much of Katherine Heigl who I find very unattractive.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I had a boyfriend for 3 years… was totally in love and was going to marry him. Long story short, he cheated on me and I caught him… dumped his ass and moved on. Its been 2 years since and he will not give up on me and continuously finds out where I am and is basically ruining my life. I have had no clue how he keeps finding out where my new jobs are, my new apartments and how the hell he knows where the guys I sleep with live but yet has no clue what their names are. My friend emailed me this today and I have no doubt in my mind this is how he is figuring everything out. I’m done posting pictures with my smart phone, wish someone told me the risks earlier on.
Being on TheDirty.com should be the least of peoples worries.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this girl Mikaela Arguelles who works at Red Robin in Carle Place NY works with her boyfriend Reece Gibbs. Reece plays on a semi pro football team. He doesn’t really get much time since this team doesn’t cut people. And everyone on the team makes fun of him. But what im here telling you is that his GF of less than two years cheated on him with 3 black guys and a girl. Later on after he found out about this, he proposed to her. Can someone help me understand this? I’m not jealous or anything, I just felt the need to post this sh*t on here because the girl is a f*cking ugly *ss smooshed face dumb sl*t and she think shes hot sh*t. She has massive legs, a short torso and a pug face. She loves to talk sh*t about people she doesn’t know or who shes threatened by. PS. The ring he got her which i doubt is even real is smaller than a grain of salt.
THE DIRTY ARMY: okay so this disgusting girl Alice Basovsky is one of the biggest low down sl*ts i’ve ever met she thinks she’s hot shit and thinks she’s a model and is going to be “famous” one day but clearly she doesn’t realize she’s already famous for all the c*m she’s been guzzling and all the hit and quits she has, she sleeps with her gf ex bf and even disowned by her own parents , she’s been on jerry springer & jersey shore and thinks she’s “cool” for it clearly this girl has problems because she doesn’t realize how hated she is for being such a slore with tooth pick legs and her victoria secret 2 cup size enhancing miraculous bra, this sloot needs to be put on blast , there is so much more dirt i have on this girl but not enough time, so would you nik?
+2′s don’t make you a model, they just help hide your gut.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Loyal DA fan From Queens NyC. First time submitter. I know you love your West coast Plastic chicks but here in NYC our dimes come in a different form. Just want to know you opinion on this Jes Leppard Chick. Shes a scene chick who was in a Wildstreet – Poison Kiss video as well as Models. I dont know about you but I know I would. I know you love you +2 an Anarexic girls, but what about this Natural East Coast 10. As far as Dirt shes a clean as they come, now nik WOULD YOU??
Answer: No, I don’t do drugs so I’m not drawn in by her colorful hair.
DIRTY ARMY here is Mickey Avalon’s “I’m Hot” music video world premiere that can only be seen on TheDirty.com for the next 24 hours. If you missed him live on Nik Richie Radio tune in Wednesday night at 8PM PST to catch the replay.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this b*tch Chiara needs a wake up call.. she littterally thinks she is a celeb here in NYC because she wh*res around her sl*t friends to work shows in AC and does free promos for Corona lol.. shes a f*cking uneducated loser… who is really trying to make her way through life based on her looks.. and I mean lets be real here.. that does not say alot.. I mean look at that noseee!! She is gross and I’m so tired of her popping up on my news feeds…“So I have 185 friend reqd that I can’t approve!!! Why don’t they just like my fan page?!? Same thing no???”. Nik tell this girl to get a new day job and BLASTTT HERRRRRRRRR!
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, first off, I really appreciate the service you provide for the public. But what I’m really emailing you about is Michelle Williams, she was on Dawson’s Creek and a few movies since then. Anyway, she’s moved up to my area ( Sullivan County NY ), and makes appearances around here sometimes. Anyway, she came into a healthfood store I work at, and we’re a small town, small inventory type of store; and we didn’t have enough of what she was looking for (millet flour) so she ordered it. Now, ordinarily, when customers order something specific, we take a down payment. When I told her this, she refused, and said she’d rather pay in full later. I thought, shes loaded, she’s good for it. Well we ordered all her millet flour and she never came! We paid just about $300 upfront from our supplier company, and Nik, I don’t know if Shayne is into healthfood, but she may know what millet flour is, and it’s very hard to sell!! Just thought I’d blast this mediocre actress (at best) for the $300 that cut a week and a half’s pay from my check. Thanks Nik, and congrats on Press!
Michelle do the right thing. No need to be cheap.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Cassandra. Her favorite hobby is bullying gorgeous girls through the safety of her computer while claiming she works for a modeling agency and has signed contracts. This girl is the biggest lunatic I have ever heard of- if I ever met her, I would run far, far away. What modeling jobs could she possibly be getting? The cover of the Hills Have Eyes 3? She’s overweight and looks like a mutant- someone needs a reality check!
Those contracts were non disclosure agreements, she the muscle, the one in charge of moving all the gear.- nik
