She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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2 Cool Dudes
Posted in Dirty Army Strong, Manhattan, New York | March 18th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik These 2 douches, Derek and Adam, are from new York, but can be seen jet setting all over the U.S. Vegas, miami, wherever the party is theyre there. They think theyre hot stuff and can get any girl. I dont think theyve ever showed up on the dirty before and was wondering if they are part of the Dirty Army….
I’m glad they put pants on for this picture…I wonder how long they wanted to go camping together so they could share a tent.- nik
Lingerie Football League Loser
Posted in Los Angeles, New York, Pittsburgh, The Dirty | March 17th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Krystal G without makeup and photoshop. This b*tch tried out for the Chicago and Tampa LFL team’s long ago, but she insists on only playing quarterback and sucks, so she was denied from both teams. She kisses the LFL’s *ss, so they let her take over the New York Majesty team and be their quarterback. Not only did that team lose every single game because of her, but she moved the team to PENNSYLVANIA without consulting her teammates first. She is a washed-up mess, her husband left her, she ABANDONED HER CHILD and she has no life and no friends. She is now trying to move to LA and get the LFL to let her play for the L.A. Temptation (the star team that won the Lingerie Bowl National Championship this year). She is a pathetic excuse of a person and thanks to her the New York team was kicked out of the league because she moved the team to Pennsylvania and is so pasty and ugly no fans wanted to come and watch her play. She claims to be all goody-goody Christian when she’s really a wh*re willing to do anything for attention. Put this b*tch on blast, Nik!
Reading this makes me laugh because girls can’t play football. That league is for guys to rub it out to girl on girl action… let’s be real.- nik
Gold Digger’s In New York Get Ready
Posted in Hollywood, Los Angeles, New York, The Dirty | March 16th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so word is that Millionaire Matchmaker is moving to NYC, so the chickenheads are gonna be coming out of the woodwork in my fair city. So nik, what’s your opinion on the blatant p*ssy for money trade this woman tries to blatantly pass off as love? Click Here To Read Full Story
Their casting asked me to do this show and I respectfully declined. I would have shredded those b*tches. Why would I want to be set up with prostitutes?- nik
Not A Entrepreneur, Just A NYC Socialite Phony
Posted in Jersey, Manhattan, New York, The Dirty | March 15th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the Swankster is fake people. She came from being a Sin City Stripper from the Bronx a year ago to falsely having others think she got something going for herself (that’s so not the case). When she is ask what she does for a living she claims she’s a model..Haha. She lives off this much older man who is a lawyer in NJ. Her Home, Car, Shoes, Clothing comes from this gentleman right here. So Don’t be fooled if you run into her she’s a fake.
It sounds like she read Brock’s Chick’s Mom’s book. Who knew strippers could be classy?- nik
Finger Condoms Anyone
Posted in New York | March 12th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik , this dude is the worst sexual partner you could ever have ! His name is Christopher and he lives somewhere in New York.
At least he’s saving money by snagging a handful of fingers condoms from work (his grocery store) before he goes and lies to some sloot to sleep with them.- nik
NYC / Maryland COP
Posted in Maryland, New York | March 12th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This guy who’s real name is Ron Cart** tells girls his name is Carlos Rive**a and tells them he is an FBI agent or a federal Marshall , Truth is he is no more the a rookie beat cop out of Maryland. He claims to Live in NYC but lives in Maryland with his girlfriend, and claims he is single. I had a 2 year relationship with him and he led a complete double life, one as Carlos the other Ron, until i caught up with him and spoke to his girlfriend and we compared notes. needless to say we are no longer together, thank god i never got the tatoo of his name” Carlos ” like he wanted LOL.
I bet he snagged that chain from someone he arrested thinking it was real.- nik
Ocho Cinco Uses Craigslist For Girls
Posted in Cincinnati, Dirty Athletes, Los Angeles, New York, The Dirty | March 12th, 2010
Email: Nik, as you had stated last week, your boy Chad Ochocinco is getting a Vh1 dating show. Here is the casting info about the show. Hoping you might put it on the site. VH1 and Chad “OCHO CINCO” Johnson team up to help him find true love!!! Cincinnati Bengal’s star wide receiver Chad “Ocho Cinco” Johnson is using his off-season to “play the field” in his new VH1 reality show. Ocho Cinco is one of the most electrifying individuals in sports today. His larger than life personality, on and off the field, have been well documented and so far he’s been able to tackle everything thrown his way… except when it comes to love… Do you have what it takes to win Chad’s heart? VH1 is looking for single, beautiful women who think they have what it takes to win the heart of one of football’s most electrifying bachelors. Can you handle the pressure of dating one of the NFL’s most popular players and all that comes with it? If so go to to come one www.OchoCincoCasting.com step closer to catching the man of your dreams.
Why does this show sound like it’s for fat white chicks?- nik
Do You Think He Knew
Posted in Jersey, New York | March 10th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo nik do you think this guy knew it was a girl?? or did he not care and think noone would notice??
That tranny looks like Paul Mooney, this kid is forgy!- nik
Dirty Raver Girl
Posted in New York | March 9th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: So this girls name is Roxii. Shes nothing but a dirty hood rat from New York. All she does is rave do cr*ck and i heard she has herp. SO STAY AWAY! .
It looks like it was very hard for her to squeeze her greg in those bottoms. Look at the bulge.- nik
Dirty Army Intel Regarding Jenny Corace
Posted in Baltimore, Miami, New York, The Dirty | March 1st, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the truth about Jenny Corace is that she is a jersey chaser. She’s been through the entire Florida Marlins Organization, as well as several Orioles and Mets players. She also hooked up with and was seen at several of Shayne Grahams ‘charity’ events. Nolan found out about Jenny’s past (Corace is her changed name, she was in trouble with the law in florida) and bolted. Trust me Nik, he’s better off… She looks like a clown!
Man this story gets better and better… so what is going to happen with the kid? Is it just going to have a miserable childhood with no parents?- nik
