THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just wanted an honest opinion.. my boyfriend tells me I’m beautiful but thats normal for him to lol. Just wanted to hear what a random person would think.

I think you need a nose job and proper hair extensions to hide the size of your forehead and thinning dead hair. If you feel generous, cheek implants would be a bonus… but I can live without them.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik,  so me and my boy came across this so called Emily Elizabeth/ Emily Fox whatever name she goes by. She claims she’s from New York and spends a lot of time in LA specifically Hollywood. She also claims to work as an event planner in New York and used to intern at Pacific design in Hollywood. She instantly began to tell us she would be coming down from New York soon and wanted someone to take her around town and to hang out with. Then it gets interesting when she all of a sudden ask us to send her pictures of us and she would send us back better ones of herself. After a few basic pictures she starts sending us these wild nudes of her blasting herself hahaha. Do you think you can find dirt on this chick or if anyone in the LA or New York area know of her.

Sounds like a faker trying to get naked pictures of your Greg to sell on the black market.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, me and my n*ggas were at Greenhouse a while back and I met this big booty h*e Malicia.  Shawty was a dime when we was in the club and the lights is all dim.  Ended up taking her back to my crib so I can give her that purple crayon(you a fool for coming up wit that).  That ass was so big it was incredible, woke up in the morning but really wasn’t feeling shawty when that make up was off, but I was cool wit it.  We started seeing each other and after a week or two I realized how conceited and crazy this broad was.  Never have a met a girl so confident in herself that shouldn’t be.  All she talked about how big her butt was and how she could have any rich n*gga and wonder why she was  f*cking wit a n*gga like me?  Had to drop her off the line up cause I couldn’t deal wit it.  Long story short, shawty’s ass ain’t real.  Totally fake, so erreyone beware of that.

That ass is fake.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, her name is Jowin lives in queens and attends FIDM. This girl has slept with every guy in new york including myself. If she wasn’t such a who*e she is total wife material. Im 21 and have never gotten better head in my life. She will f*ck any1 and anywhere and I mean ANYWHERE. I f*cked her in numerous clubs/restaurants/closests and have a sh*tload of sex tapes. The reason im writing this is because shes f*cking two of my friends and one is my bestfriend who has no idea about the other kid. He thinks shes a good girl and is totally clueless so I need to put this girl on blast. Let the HUNDREDS of men shes f*cked see this and post on here to prove it to this kid. When I tell you there will be hundreds I mean it. I even showed him the videos of me and the girl and he still doesn’t get it. I know once this is posted there will be numerous men in the new york area ready to spill their dirt on this whore. Please help save my friend! The new york city area and queens need to be warned!

Your friend sounds like an idiot.  You should never date a chick whose slept with all your friends.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m so sick and tired of this Tebow Time bs.  Sanchez has a spectacular week 1 and everyone on the news is saying there is no need to Tebow and blah blah blah.  Then Sanchez has a weak week two outing and now all the media are saying its finally Tebow Time.  Like seriously?  Is this going to happen every time Sanchez makes a mistake?  I don’t get it.  What people don’t understand is Tebow is white, he is not black like Cam Newton or RG3.  He will never be a good QB because he can’t throw and is an ok runner at that.  Just totally over this sh*t.

The only good players in the NFL are Quarterbacks.  That is why #RG3 is my Fantasy Football team captain. -nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is beyond hilarious.  This webcam girl has a total melt down before one of her webcam shows.  I can’t stop laughing at her and how she keeps saying “God forgot about her”, no he didn’t forget about her.  She is the one who chose to get naked online and put toys in her vagina while random men watch.  I love the dildo in the background.

I already posted this back in the day.- nik