New York | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

Former MMA

January 6, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Manhattan, New York 27

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this psycho Luke Cummo has clearly lost it. This guy is very delusional. His wife divorced his crazy ass and took off with his two kids. He then prceeded to threaten her by email but denies that he even did it. If you scroll his Facebook and You Tube channel you can see just how much of a nutcase he is. He has lost a grip with reality. He thinks that he is more normal than anybody else. He thinks that his way of life is the right way. Did I mention that he drinks his own piss! He wants to reform MMA. He does not believe in hitting on the head. He says bad stuff about MMA but that is what gave him what little fame he had. He seems to have an obsessio with children. Let’s not forget that he thinks he is native. Dana White cut him from the UFC a few years ago. He thinks just cause he was on a reality show, and had a few fights in the UFC that he is all that and more. What a freak. Ray Longo fired him cause of his threats that he laid on his ex wife.Right now he is on bail and living with his parents. Lol. So much for being semi famous. He follows this Jubb diet that makes him look awful. Anybody that comes in contact with this man proceed with caution. He thinks that he is the hottest shit around. Nobody wants a broke ass, no name ex fighter that is clearly out of shape. For god’s sakes buddy clean yourself up and go get some psychiatric help. Oh yeah he looks like he dresses from the 1980′s. Looks like he wears dollar store or bargain clothing. What’s up with the gold nail polish and pink clothing. Gay!

Is he still dieting on his urine.- nik

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Mr. and Ms. Perfect

January 3, 2014 Dirty Athletes, New York, Sacramento 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: Santiago (Jimmy) Sanchez- Bats: Unknown, Throws: Unknown. Drafted by the New York Mets in the 40th round of the 1993 MLB June Amateur Draft from Lodi HS (Lodi, CA). This loser that you may see in Applebee’s with one finger in a cup because his nasty fat ass sweats profusely. He will sit there and tell you that he was a pro baseball player and ex-cop with all this Money but works for some warehouse in Lodi making maybe 40,000. However, he fails to tell you that he was 40th round pick for the minor amateur draft. Apparently, people in a small little town like Lodi will think of this guy as some kind of hero-What a fcking JOKE! Guys if you want to get rid of your women then maybe you should have him come hang with you and your girl because he will Fuck her (I’ve heard in front of their men even if they are fat, ugly, dark, or just plain stupid-just ask his current girlfriend?) He claims that he has all kinds of money and currently makes almost 100,000 but when he moved in with his girlfriend that looks like a man he made up some story that he will have to take a huge pay cut to prevent being laid off to cover his lie to his money hungry naïve smelling bitch.I have to give him some props because boozo the clown just look at her eyebrows is supporting this once supposedly famous wanna be nasty ass. But he is only famous for being a home wrecker, thinking he is all hard then playing daddy to someone else’s kids instead being daddy to his own kid. That’s right he has some kid out there that he doesn’t support. He tried to get at me a Month ago while his live in girlfriend was working, talking all this shit about her nasty ass and how he needs to have the lights off(LOL) and how he will be better than my man. What a douche bag and kind of funny how things come around, because this stinky bitch left her husband for this loser. This nasty couple-but you couldn’t pay me enough money to have this ugly mutha fcker touch this~ Jimmy and Vickie you are meant for each other-just as big and ugly on the inside as they are on the outside.

30k’s are a bunch of story tellers.- nik

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Howard Jonson Hoe

December 16, 2013 New York, Saskatoon 55

THE DIRTY ARMY: This Here Is Brittany Novakoski She works front desk at the Howard Jon**on Hotel In Melville, Lady’s Be careful She’s got a habbit of trying to steal people Fiancées Back in October My Husband went to Melville to work and Once night decided to get drunk with his crew members to witch Brittany decided to sleep with him..after coming back home to me she was still texting calling and wanting him to come live with here so someone can actually take care of her kid Dream, Most girls stop talking to a guy when they find out they arnt single not this one she’s very persistent. Brittany is part of your Job description sleeping with your costumers in there hotel rooms pretty sure if your boss found that out you’d be canned LOL!

Why bother when they look like that?- nik

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Took The Easy Way Out

December 2, 2013 New York, Scranton 177

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Meghan Dipple from Facebook, She is overweight and fake as fck. She recently had surgery to lose some of the weight. Instead of exercising and eating healthy. she’s a big time drinker and partier on weekends. People tell her she’s hot and good looking. When it’s really a lie. She is one of those people who acts like she’s better then others. She use to live in a trailer park. Now she rents a place with friends. please expose her for the fake she is.

Lipo is not progress.- nik

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Trophy Wife is a Porta Potty

November 7, 2013 Fresno, Manhattan, New York 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok nik I finally get what Trophy Wife Julie Lin is about and where she’s getting her money for all her hooker accessories. She’s a Porta Potty. Here’s a question from a Toronto woman who has come to her blog about how to create accounts on SeekingArrangemen[]: (click here for article) Girl asks if she should stay loyal to one Trout. Trophy Wife say, “Spread your wings and legs – don’t get tied down to just one sugar daddy! Who knows maybe a new one has even more assets to offer? Men are like designer handbags, diamonds and shoes: the more you have the better. Unless you and your sugar daddy have had the exclusive conversation, feel free to collect as many dudes as possible – because you never know how many other bitches he has on the side.” Spoken like a true professional. I wonder how much she charges??

She looks like the tag along.- nik

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You Wanted Dirt

October 28, 2013 Jersey, New York 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: So nik there is this chick. Her name is Kayla Taglieri. She is 24, and her highest level of education is high school. She makes 127 dollars a week working in Dunkin Donuts. Then there is this kid. He is an active duty soldier that just came back from a year long deployment in Afghanistan. He considered Kyla one of his closest friends, even though she constantly asked him for money because she couldn’t pay her phone bill, and regardless how she could afford her living expenses even if that meant having a part time position as a… you know what (cannot confirm, nor deny it). One day the kid and her got into an argument. She claims she is anti-government, although she is trying to get government housing. Now, I don’t judge her political views, if there are any (that’s not why I am here), but during that fight her stupidity went beyond possible, and she said that she wishes that the kid does not come back from his next deployment. That sparked up a lot of hatred towards her by his military friends and anyone who has at least some respect for the military. Wishing death upon someone is already not a good thing, but wishing someone dies during a deployment is just beyond everything. All in all, she’s just an inbred whore that has no money, that keeps asking people to pay her bills, that sleeps around with differed guys just to have a roof above her head and a bite to eat, that can’t do better than DD, and that is not interested in higher education. She likes to take pictures of herself in very awkward positions with her mouth open and her tongue stuck out showing off her tongue piercing (hint-hint?). She also have absolutely no sense of fashion. Your opinion?

That’s a pretty graphic greg face.- nik

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Toni Diamondz

October 21, 2013 Manhattan, New York 12

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK this is Toni “Diamondz” this little slut thinks shes a dime but shes fat and needs to see a dentist. She always wearing the same bra, and is just dirty. She borrows clothes she obviously can’t buy her own, even though she used to be a prostitute who fcked anyone if she was told too. Shes a skank and needs to be put on blast! She sent my boyfriend nudes.. he didn’t even ask for them! But we sat there and laughed at her little fat ass. Honestly I think every slut should be put out there.. so put her on blast! Oh and I heard she has some issues down under from fcking in ratchet club bathrooms.. oops poor ugly fat girl.

That muffin should be covered up, and her nose should be smaller then her mouth (just saying).- nik

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I Want To See This Computer Genius Get This Post Down

September 26, 2013 Manhattan, New York 18

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dirtbag is trav burkenstalk or trav lippman. I met him online and he took me out in NYC. He claims to work on wall st. He swept me off my feet and I was so vulnerable I actually fell for it. He told me I was perfect, he was going to introduce me to his family, he was going take me away and we were going to go to church together. Stupidly I let him stick his needledick in me. He never called me after and is already with a new girl. Anyway the next morning after being with this loser I got a yeast infection most likely from his dirty dick. This kid claims to be a computer genius id like to see him get this post down.

Nobody wants to see a pic of your discharge, its embarrassing.- nik

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