Dirty NYC

September 20, 2012 Manhattan, New York 9 8,921 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. This girl is dating someone who is YouTube famous in the lesbian community. The YouTube star, named Miami from Wait2UCMyStrap, could pretty much have any girl she wants in the lesbian community and she chooses this? On top of that, the chick used to be fat! The pics I sent are from her instagram. What do you think?

My grandma, what big claws you have…- nik



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The Real Deal From Yonkers

September 18, 2012 Manhattan, New York 4 6,054 Views




THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, this short fat trolls name is Kirsten Dekanchuk and she’s a REAL deal prostitute from Yonkers New York. Not only she’s absolutely hideous and disgusting she’s also a horrible human being who lies and schemes on everyone who has the misfortune of crossing paths with her. She will pretty much do anything for a bump of Pepsi and a quick buck. She has the nerve to call herself Star and really does think she is one in her delusional mind. She hates any woman who looks better than her which is pretty much everyone and spreads gossip and rumors constantly with no shame or remorse. She has unprotected one night stands with complete strangers and has the nerve to call other girls wh*res. She rarely showers and most of the time wears the same clothes few days in a row and then shamelessly will say “ha ha I’m such a trashbag today I didn’t shower again” and she carries on with the rest of her grimy day. I can’t make this stuff up if I tried! What do you think Nik?  Click here to see some hearts.

This chick bores me.- nik



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Couple Caught Doing It At Yankee Stadium

September 16, 2012 Manhattan, New York, The Dirty 16 6,045 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ll make it short and sweet since this is already making the interwebz. Over the weekend this couple was caught doing it in one of the bathroom stalls at Yankee Stadium!!! Now usually in these situations security would rush right in and escort the couple out. But noooo, INSTEAD, security and others form a CROWD and proceed to cheer the couple on. What’s funny is that they also seem obivious to the attention until someone yelled “Make the b*tch scream!”. My favorite part is hearing that after they were done….the girl was givin a slow clap as she exited the bathroom. They were evenaually taken away by secuirty…but still..CLASSIC! There was a video, but i figured it was too forgy for you Nik….just show’s this dude’s pale ass pounding her.

Go Yankees!!- nik



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Baby Gets DRD From Religious Practice

September 4, 2012 Brooklyn, Manhattan, New York, The Dirty 21 7,930 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been reading this in the papers over here in NYC and I had to get your opinion on the matter. Over the past decade in the ultra orthodox jewish community, at least one other newborn died after contracting herpes from the rite, in which the rabbi draws blood from the penis with his mouth. Then Less than a year after a Brooklyn tot died following an ancient circumcision ritual, the rabbis now say they will IGNORE a proposed law that would mandate parental-consent forms before performing the dangerous procedure. EVEN THOUGH Two children are dead, more are injured — they say they plan to defy a health order in the name of religious freedom and call it an “Evil Plan”. And about 200 rabbis have already signed a proclamation. Most modern “mohels” — men trained to perform religious circumcisions, who are usually rabbis or doctors — remove blood from the baby’s wound using a sterile pipette. Now don’t get me wrong Nik, I’m proud to live in America and I think it’s important that people are allowed to practice whatever religion they want. But this is where it starts to get into the grey area…when church and state come into question. People are entitled to their own religious practices. But when a child’s health is at risk, is it ok for the government to step in?

Only a doctor should cut Gregs. I decided.- nik



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Paula Labaredas The Portuguese Princess

September 3, 2012 Hollywood, Los Angeles, New York 10 6,786 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Id like to introduce u to Paula Labaredas.  This immi thinks shes famous and will sleep with anybody to make it happen.  I’ve been on a fe w of the sAME CAstings as her and seen her lay on a heavy accent  thinking it’ll be her in.  she gets in alrigh, just not in the movies.  I LOVE!! how on her imbd she lists films shes in that don’t come out till 2014!!!!!! Can you say delusional!  maybe im biased cause were competing for the same jobs  but I just really dislike this girl, she is not hot but manages to get jobs.  I have 2 conclusions why, 1) sleeping with the casting directors, 2) tricks people with her fake accent…didn’t you move here when you were like 4???  At leats she dfoesn’t live in New york no more, thats a bonus for me.  Would you nik? I needa look for a new job if you say yes.

 I can’t understand your real accent.- nik



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Former Wife Swap Star Arrested For Escorting

September 2, 2012 Manhattan, New York, Porta Potty 2 9,184 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how ridic is this story? So you remember a few years back this chick Alicia Gusatferro was on “Wife Swap” with her family and was notorious for being a beauty queen brat ant got a lot of backlash from viewers because of it. The family wound up suing ABC  for $100 million for emotional damages (which was pointless cuz she IS ONE) and the rest is history. Fast forward to Monday and look what I find in the news. Turns out Alicia (who’s 20 now) was caught in a car with a 54 year old NY defense attorney named James D. Doyle and this wasn’t some casual encounter. Alicia allegedly told officers that James calls her twice a month for sex and pays her between $500 and $700 per session, is aware of her age, and that both of them were drinking prior to their arrest. The best part? She said she hadn’t received the money yet because she usually would get it in the morning (STUPID GIRL GET YOU MONEY NOW! HA). Now James, who’s been arrested twice before on drunk driving charges, was charged with a DWI, patronizing a prostitute and giving alcohol to a minor and beauty queen was charged with prostitution, possession of a controlled substance and criminal impersonation. I’ve including pictures and an “alleged convo between her and friend when she openly admits to the arrangement her and the New York Atonement had……..Did you get all Nik? How insane is all of this? Don’t you think he should have been a little smoother, or picked a smarter girl that wouldn’t flap her mouth? Although I will admit, her mug shot is HOT. Lol would you Nik?  [click here for confession to cops]

The chick is married too.- nik



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John Travolta’s Piece Of Man Meat

August 21, 2012 Manhattan, New York, The Dirty 7 5,373 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik a friend of mine (Marky Hutt, 23, masseur/escort/trust fund baby) has been hiding out in NYC for the past 3 months, and consulting with a few well known attorneys (although I’m not sure if he went with Gloria Allred or Keith Davidson) and plans on filing a lawsuit, but might not have to, based on his evidence, and heard he is expecting a settlement, From Travolta (if he hasnt already) for an incident that happened in June 2010 at a hotel in upstate NY (Rochester, NY). He’s even worried & expressed his fears to me that the Church of Scientology has been following his every move in NY. Marky Hutt has recently cut off all contact with friends, and even deleted his Facebook & Twitter accounts.

His jawline screams Bottom (no homo).- nik 



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What An Idiot

August 14, 2012 Manhattan, New York, The Dirty 21 5,170 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Stephanie Pratt’s boyfriend (name unknown/ nobody cares) ran over a cops foot in a Ferrari the other week.  The idiot tried driving away from a parking ticket, what’s a couple hundred bucks to someone who owns a Ferrari spider, or is it your girlfriends??  Anyway, he tries to inch by the cop as he stands infront of the car… the things dudes think they can do when they get a taste of fame.  Enjoy your over nighter Julien Chabbott, I nominate you as douche of the week.

I think the NY Officer crossed the line. Punching a Ferrari should be illegal.- nik



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