New York | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 7

I Want To See This Computer Genius Get This Post Down

September 26, 2013 Manhattan, New York 18

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this dirtbag is trav burkenstalk or trav lippman. I met him online and he took me out in NYC. He claims to work on wall st. He swept me off my feet and I was so vulnerable I actually fell for it. He told me I was perfect, he was going to introduce me to his family, he was going take me away and we were going to go to church together. Stupidly I let him stick his needledick in me. He never called me after and is already with a new girl. Anyway the next morning after being with this loser I got a yeast infection most likely from his dirty dick. This kid claims to be a computer genius id like to see him get this post down.

Nobody wants to see a pic of your discharge, its embarrassing.- nik

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King Beatz Lives A Way Better Life Than Nik Richie

August 27, 2013 Cancun, New York, The Dirty 87



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, keep hating on my boy Mexican Pixar aka KBizzle aka King Beatz aka The King Of Nightlife aka Mr. I Got More Money Than You and Your Whole Crew… anyway, I wanted to give you a first hand explanation on why KB’s life is better than yours… do you see the difference in the picture of you two?  Well, the one of Nik Richie is in Cancun at DayGlow and the other one is KB at DayGlow… do you see the big difference?  Look how much respect KB gets, they gave him a top notch gun… while they gave Nik Richie a toy gun.

The difference is I get paid to shoot the gun.- nik

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Hafiz the Stalker

August 20, 2013 Albany, Dublin, New York 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ay Yo Nik!!! please put this crazy ugly loser on blast! this is Hafiz and he always brags to my friends about being a proud “crckhead” he brags about living in Germany and in Norway and how many girls he can score with! this guy is a major loser! hes probably 30 but looks damn near 1000!! he has a weird obsession with posting photos of naked dogs and dog genitalia! he acts like he’s tough and when he comes around, everyone leaves!!! he talks about hating Islam as well, even though he’s a muslim! listening to his anti-islamic rants are hilarious! I also would like to warn any girls to keep his name in mind because he likes to prowl and find girls underrage as well! NIK, for the sake of all females on earth! put this loser on blast

That bottom pic looks like a chat roulette pose.- nik

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A Potential Threesome Was The Death Of Rob Reichl

July 22, 2013 Manhattan, New York 8

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Rob Reichl of Bay Ridge fell to his death after being lured to the top of a Sunset Park building for a tryst. He went expecting two women offering him a good time; instead, he found three men who maced and robbed him of $2,000. The macing caused Reichl to lose his footing and plummet to his death.  The people were arrested but they are not sure if they are going to charge them with murder, since that was not the intent.  Crazy right?  Beware of threesomes.

It sounds like murder to me.- nik

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Tierany Rudolph

July 16, 2013 Albany, Manhattan, New York 30

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this nasty troll was posted on here back in January and she actually just found out that she was on here and is telling everybody because she thinks shes “famous” or something now. she just got out of jail not to long ago for posession of a controlled substance in the 7th degree. shes actually proud to be the nasty cr*ck whore stripper, hooker wanna-be barbie bitch that will fck for a free meal from mc donalds and some crack. she also thinks that you owe her money for posting her on here. LOL just thought i’d let you know that and also really really REALLLLLY think that she needs to become a dirty celeb. what do you think? I’m sure others would agree.

She aint no reindeer.- nik

Also See: Tierany Rudolph

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Note Found Amid NY Sandy Debris Helps Grieving Mom

July 16, 2013 Atlantic City, New York 0

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Mimi Fery.  Her daughter, Sidonie Fery, was about 10 years old when she and a playmate placed a note inside a ginger ale bottle and threw it in the Great South Bay off Long Island. Sidonie was tragically killed in a fall at a Swiss boarding school in 2010. But two years later, as workers were cleaning up a Patchogue, Long Island, beach after Superstorm Sandy, they discovered the note Sidonie had sent. Although it only traveled a mile or two from where it was deposited, the message now has special meaning for Mimi.  It really has helped her with her grieving and its a crazy ass story.

Yeah, I read this story somewhere. So crazy.- nik

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The Dingbat Girl

July 15, 2013 Jersey, New York 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Skankzilla is straight out of a horror movie. She claims she doesn’t do drugs, but with her already low IQ, there’s no need. Surrounds herself with burnouts to feel smart, as she parties 24/7. Known for terrifying makeup, forgetting to cover her nipples, and classic Valley Girl voice inflections.

Her body looks like a wave pool in that first picture.- nik

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Dirty Cop

July 1, 2013 Manhattan, New York 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik! This Suffolk County PO/AF Reserve, Tim G thinks he has it all! He has it all, alright….He has money, and that is about the ONLY thing he has going for him. He has a personality even a whale would be afraid of! He thinks all the girls want him…with a personality all about yourself and who talks about money constantly, the only thing girls are interested in is the $$. He is NOT even worth the $ He has a girlfriend that is ‘on again off again’ status and still talks, flirts, sleeps, sends x rated pictures to other girls whether he is with her or not. He is currently over seas ‘single’ except his girlfriend is currently decorating his new house he bought….this guy is a total tool! He needs outed!

The only thing I’ll out is this self post tricking people into thinking he has money.  Your return home won’t be as successful as he thought.- nik

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