THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a little confused here.  So Anderson Cooper came out of the “closet” today and admitted he is gay… but hasn’t everyone known he has been gay this whole time?  I’m a straight dude and the first time I saw this little man on TV I knew he was for the gays.  He dresses like a gay, talks like a gay, argues with people like a gay and takes pictures that a gay would take… No surprise to me, anyone else surprised about this?

Anderson Cooper took the easy way out today using Andrew Sullivan’s story as his crutch (Click Here). Hiding is the same as being ashamed. Don’t let Mr. Cooper’s act of control fool you.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, WTF is wrong with these people! I seen this video on Youtube and could not believe someone would just pull their pants down and take a crap in front of all those people. I assume this is China or maybe Chinatown in NYC but the guy is most likely on some kind of drugs or just mentally ill.

Bath Salts.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I just found out that Elaine Alden “Chinchilla” is dating New York Knicks player Landry Fields. How long do you think this will last, and has this changed your rating of her?  Personally I only see her dating someone with money.  A chick hot like this cannot be wasting her time with a broke joke. Kudos to Landry for locking this down if it’s true.

Yes, it’s true. Chin-Chilla is off the market. I think it’s a good move for both of them… she will make him more relevant like Kris Humphries.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Roger Clemens was found not guilty for lying to Congress about baseball and his involvement with steroids.  I swear we live in the most f*cked up country.  The justice system doesn’t even exist anymore.  All of us know this idiot is guilty of lying to them, but somehow the court can’t prove it.  It’s retarded, just like your case with Sarah Jones… Is the judge blind or def? Or just a huge fan of child molesting teachers?

I agree with your title. Steroids saved the game of Baseball.- nik