Class Act At The Olympics

August 13, 2012 London, New York, The Dirty 24 9,185 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I saw this photo of the Japanese mixed martial artist Genki Sudos holding up a ‘we are all one’ flag after his victory, I gotta say this is the classiest dude in the Olympics.  No chance he brought his medals out to a nightclub or used them to lure in hookers.  Its nice to know that our country, the US, was able to walk away with the most medals while our economy struggles the most, I think we needa get our priorities in check, we needa start working together rather then trying to be the solo super power.  Am I right nik or am I right?

Congrats Genki, thank you for showing us heart. America does need help on so many levels, greed has killed our souls… unfortunately no new President will be able to convince our nation to trust their neighbor anymore. Everyone in our country has become selfish out of fear. I don’t see Americans becoming ONE anytime soon.- nik

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Neyza Terrible Example Of A Mom

August 6, 2012 Manhattan, New York, The Dirty 10 6,161 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Neyza is a terrible person. Rants and Raves on Facebook about what a great mom she is, and how much she loves her kid. So, then why is she living in New York running around doing drugs and partying with her pancake t*ttys out. She says she in Brooklyn “working” (as a hack shop body piercer) while her child lives in New Rochelle with someone that isn’t her. Even when she is back home to “visit” her child – she posts all these posts about going out and getting wasted. She sure is in it for the kid. This chick is a serious DISGRACE to motherhood, and needs to put on clothes because her chest is SO gross! Maybe putting her on blast will help her GROW UP! Nik, can you help?

The best thing for this child to do is stay away from its mother. Hanging from your skin should be a crime. I can’t find the humor in it so it should be illegal.- nik

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Miss World Ivian Sarcos

August 3, 2012 New York, The Dirty, Would You? 6 5,234 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik i have never asked, but I’m am really curious what do you think about current Miss World Ivian Sarcos? Hot or not? And i know that you like only blondes (i don’t blame you i like only blondes 2) but the question is would you? She is skinny and she has the title of the most beautiful woman in the world.

Answer: No! Ivian Sarcos neck wrinkles equal roast beef down below, her nose isn’t carved right and her lips are not symmetrical. If she got pregnant on accident our kid would look retarded and hairy as f*ck.

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Alena Shishkova Without Make-up

July 25, 2012 Hollywood, Moscow, New York, The Dirty 55 19,576 Views

Alena Shishkova without makeup

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, saw where you gave Alena Shishkova your approval. I am just wondering, does that also stand for when she’s without makeup like this?

It was my approval for Nanniship not sex. Are we sure this is the same girl?- nik

Also See: Alena Shishkova Is Perfecto

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Legally Guido

July 25, 2012 Jersey, New York, The Dirty 5 6,578 Views

Legally Guido

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Mindy Meyers. She is running for New York State Senate. Her motto is, “I’m Senator and I know it”. Granted she is twenty-two with no experience. I think her guidette features, cheetah lettering, and sexy as I know it theme song fits modern 21st century politics… not.

Mindy will probably win. America doesn’t really care anymore… maybe her Orange glow will brighten up the Senate?- nik

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Alena Shishkova Is Perfecto

July 20, 2012 Hollywood, Moscow, New York, The Dirty 53 15,303 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this drop dead gorgeous Russian woman is Alena Shishkova. She is the perfect woman! You can’t say you wouldn’t.

I know who see is… I want her to be my nanny but she is not returning my calls. Sucks too because summer is almost over and Press is learning how to swim.- nik

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+2′s And Relationships

July 19, 2012 Manhattan, New York, The Dirty 8 9,545 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, DA strong over 3 years now! So, I’ve been dating my girlfriend (yes, I’m a lesbian and no, I have absolutely no interest in men) for over 6 years now. I used to be much bigger than what I am now (went from about 210 to 125 and still going) and when I was fat I had huge t*ts (D cup) and now that I’m alot smaller my breasts are a B. I’ve been wanting +2′s for about 3 years now because I feel that it would make me feel much happier about my weight loss, and about myself in general. My girlfriend tells me she’ll leave me if I get them, but every girl I’ve known her to find attractive has really obvious +2′s. So, my question to you Nik is… should I get them anyway and screw it if she leaves me, or is she just being insecure and thinking I’ll leave her if I look better?

Is that you in the picture? If it is I think there are other procedures you should focus on before +2′s. I’m not happy with your stomach region. As far as your relationship is concerned… do what you want! Lesbians always try to make their partners uglier, that’s why 85% of you people are butch.- nik

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The Official End Of Mark Sanchez

July 11, 2012 Dirty Athletes, Manhattan, New York, The Dirty 8 8,438 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw this and had to get your opinion. Dirty Sanchez is apparently dating Eva Longoria, so I want to ask you how long until he loses the Jets QB job to Tim Tebow? It was only a matter of time, but now it has to happen sooner. Longoria is a dreamkiller and will mark the end of Mark Sanchez. Say what you want about Tebow, but he is focused on his goal of being a starter in the NFL, and its clear Sanchez’s head isn’t in the game. Sanchez needs to be alone and focused on his goals like Krispy Kreme and Tim Tebow.

Sanchez had his run and for the record Tony Parker dominated once he dumped this b*tch. Jets are Tebow nation now, I give Mark three games before he holds a custom Leinart clipboard.- nik

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