Tim Tebow Is A Cancer To Any NFL Team

September 21, 2012 Dirty Athletes, New York, The Dirty 15


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m so sick and tired of this Tebow Time bs.  Sanchez has a spectacular week 1 and everyone on the news is saying there is no need to Tebow and blah blah blah.  Then Sanchez has a weak week two outing and now all the media are saying its finally Tebow Time.  Like seriously?  Is this going to happen every time Sanchez makes a mistake?  I don’t get it.  What people don’t understand is Tebow is white, he is not black like Cam Newton or RG3.  He will never be a good QB because he can’t throw and is an ok runner at that.  Just totally over this sh*t.

The only good players in the NFL are Quarterbacks.  That is why #RG3 is my Fantasy Football team captain. -nik



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God Forgot About Her

September 21, 2012 New York 0


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is beyond hilarious.  This webcam girl has a total melt down before one of her webcam shows.  I can’t stop laughing at her and how she keeps saying “God forgot about her”, no he didn’t forget about her.  She is the one who chose to get naked online and put toys in her vagina while random men watch.  I love the dildo in the background.

I already posted this back in the day.- nik



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Photo Shop Fail Angela

September 21, 2012 New York 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I keep seeing guys “liking” or “sharing” pics from fan pages of what appears to be a hot chick, but when you look closer are actually photoshopped to death – and it’s every single picture! This girl, Angela Carrasquillo, popped up in my suggested friends, not sure if it’s a real profile. I took a closer look at her profile picture because something seemed off. Sure enough, she did the works…arms, waist, thigh/butt, possibly boobs too (something looks weird there)…and all the comments were complimenting her “perfect” figure! Are these guys just too stupid to take off their rose colored glasses or have I been on thedirty.com too much? Photoshop is for Liars!
She forgot to give herself a jawline.- nik


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Please Post My Addiction Story

September 20, 2012 Des Moines, New York, The Dirty 80


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I am a 22 year old new mother who was hooked on heroin/oxys/roxys/anything I could get my hands on to fend off those horrible withdrawals… my story is almost identical to those you posted. I played softball in high school and ended up with a torn rotator cuff. My doc, just like the others, started me on loratabs and norcos which quickly spiraled out of control into a full blown addiction. I’m sure because of underlying problems I had from child hood trauma. After being fed tabs to oxys by my dr. I moved to NY from the midwest JUST BECAUSE I knew a dope dealer who would let me sleep with him for free heroin. So in 4 short years I went from being a B student, enjoyed my schools clubs and played sports (age 16) to being a complete junkie. I left everyone I knew and loved for this drug…at 21, after a year and a half of shooting up multiple times a day, I decided I needed to go back home because I knew I couldn’t continue living this way. Of course I conned some nice older man into funding my way home. I even conned someone into buying me a car… and that right there is just not me, I was completely a slave to my addictions. So, I ended up back at home with my mom, step father, and 18 year old brother. Now, even though I was coming home to get clean things don’t always go as planned. I ended up falling right back into my old patterns. So much so that my own mother had to tell me no more. I came back and instead of even trying to get clean I drug my own brother down with me. I started smoking pot with him, taking xanax and oxys, stealing, lying. I hate myself over this. He had a scholarship for football to a small college out here and he threw it all away because his older sister pulled him down to a place he should have never been. This was all may/summer 2011 at this point I ended up pregnant. My whole family begged me to get an abortion, which broke my heart. But how many times had I broken theirs?? So, I had to tell myself no more. Could I really end my own childs life because of my selfishness?? No. I could never live with myself. so, I did what I could. Researched. Talked to A LOT of doctors. And I was put on a medication called Subutex for the duration of my pregnancy. This is a medication people compare to methadone but it its nothing like it. Just like the other post stated I would score methadone when I couldn’t get my drugs, and if I took enough methadone I would get high. Subutex/Suboxone makes getting high impossible yet keeps withdrawl at bay. I am so thankful for this medication. People can say what they please but this saved my childs and my life. My son was born perfectly healthy, with no signs of withdrawl. I stayed clean from month 2 of my pregnancy. And am still clean 5 months after my son was born. Some people will counter that with but you still take Suboxone daily. Yes I do, but I am able to be the mother I want to be. I don’t wake up every morning wanting to die because I don’t have drugs. Im not sexually promiscuous. I AM TRULY HAPPY.  Im not rash and crazy, and my mind is CLEAR. If not for pure determination on my part and Suboxone to aid in my fight, I feel I would be dead. I was telling my fiance the other daythat I started reading this site in 08 and I used to get mad reading what you had to say, but I was only mad because I knew it was true. So thank you nik richie for being the one to really tell me the truth.

Thank you for sharing your story. I hope other prego mothers with substance abuse issues take note.- nik



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Dirty NYC

September 20, 2012 Manhattan, New York 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik. This girl is dating someone who is YouTube famous in the lesbian community. The YouTube star, named Miami from Wait2UCMyStrap, could pretty much have any girl she wants in the lesbian community and she chooses this? On top of that, the chick used to be fat! The pics I sent are from her instagram. What do you think?

My grandma, what big claws you have…- nik



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The Real Deal From Yonkers

September 18, 2012 Manhattan, New York 4




THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, this short fat trolls name is Kirsten Dekanchuk and she’s a REAL deal prostitute from Yonkers New York. Not only she’s absolutely hideous and disgusting she’s also a horrible human being who lies and schemes on everyone who has the misfortune of crossing paths with her. She will pretty much do anything for a bump of Pepsi and a quick buck. She has the nerve to call herself Star and really does think she is one in her delusional mind. She hates any woman who looks better than her which is pretty much everyone and spreads gossip and rumors constantly with no shame or remorse. She has unprotected one night stands with complete strangers and has the nerve to call other girls wh*res. She rarely showers and most of the time wears the same clothes few days in a row and then shamelessly will say “ha ha I’m such a trashbag today I didn’t shower again” and she carries on with the rest of her grimy day. I can’t make this stuff up if I tried! What do you think Nik?  Click here to see some hearts.

This chick bores me.- nik



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Couple Caught Doing It At Yankee Stadium

September 16, 2012 Manhattan, New York, The Dirty 17

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ll make it short and sweet since this is already making the interwebz. Over the weekend this couple was caught doing it in one of the bathroom stalls at Yankee Stadium!!! Now usually in these situations security would rush right in and escort the couple out. But noooo, INSTEAD, security and others form a CROWD and proceed to cheer the couple on. What’s funny is that they also seem obivious to the attention until someone yelled “Make the b*tch scream!”. My favorite part is hearing that after they were done….the girl was givin a slow clap as she exited the bathroom. They were evenaually taken away by secuirty…but still..CLASSIC! There was a video, but i figured it was too forgy for you Nik….just show’s this dude’s pale ass pounding her.

Go Yankees!!- nik



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Baby Gets DRD From Religious Practice

September 4, 2012 Brooklyn, Manhattan, New York, The Dirty 21

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been reading this in the papers over here in NYC and I had to get your opinion on the matter. Over the past decade in the ultra orthodox jewish community, at least one other newborn died after contracting herpes from the rite, in which the rabbi draws blood from the penis with his mouth. Then Less than a year after a Brooklyn tot died following an ancient circumcision ritual, the rabbis now say they will IGNORE a proposed law that would mandate parental-consent forms before performing the dangerous procedure. EVEN THOUGH Two children are dead, more are injured — they say they plan to defy a health order in the name of religious freedom and call it an “Evil Plan”. And about 200 rabbis have already signed a proclamation. Most modern “mohels” — men trained to perform religious circumcisions, who are usually rabbis or doctors — remove blood from the baby’s wound using a sterile pipette. Now don’t get me wrong Nik, I’m proud to live in America and I think it’s important that people are allowed to practice whatever religion they want. But this is where it starts to get into the grey area…when church and state come into question. People are entitled to their own religious practices. But when a child’s health is at risk, is it ok for the government to step in?

Only a doctor should cut Gregs. I decided.- nik



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