New York | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 8

It Was More Of A Fantasy To Me

June 13, 2013 New York, Newport, The Dirty 156

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik — Love the site! I need advice..So I met this guy on CraigsList for a sugar daddy/baby relationship. Let me say — I do NOT need the money.. it’s more of a fantasy for me to hook up with an older guy and get money (I give it away for free so why not get some cash? he’s 35 I’m 22). Anyway, he’s married, which I didn’t mind (less drama), and we talked for a week and planned to meet for Lunch this week. The day before we are supposed to meet he is completely ignoring my texts. I wound up calling the restaurant and they didn’t have a reservation under his name. When I called him out he finally answered and gave some lame excuse.

My question is– WHY would a married man give out his real name (Googled & LinkedIn confirmed), the town he lives in..details about his life..send me FACE and GREG pictures if he didn’t really plan on meeting me? He kept saying how excited and nervous he was to meet up..not gonna lie..I was Nik..WHY? Why risk someone being revengeful (I’m totally NOT) and telling his wife (she came up in Google searches with him)? I know I am WAY out of his league and he knows this..I sent him pictures (None X rated) and he had the audacity to tell me he deleted all of them already. LOL YEAH RIGHT. Anyway, please let me know what this man was thinking? Thanks!

Hello… where are the pictures of this man? He obviously got cold feet, good for him and his life.- nik

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Whats Going On With The World

February 27, 2013 Manhattan, New York 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok so nik I was just on my facebook minding my own business until on the side this creature popped up as people i may know.. which i find impossible because I live in orange county, california and this girl lives in new york or some shit. Her name is Alex Mariel. Thanks facebook for making me almost throw up all over my keyboard. WHAT IS WRONG WITH GIRLS OVER THERE?!

Those bottom two pics are a distant memory for her.  No way she could lose those thighs in the first one.- nik

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Cortland Sloot

December 6, 2012 New York, Rochester 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick amanda is the biggest, most disgusting walking std. The girls 18 and has a body count of at least 29 (last I knew). shes cheated on every bf shes had- my best friend recentlyy being one of them. not to mention from what I hear she has a complete roast beef vagina. and she calls herself a “model”. help me put this her on blast please?

I hope she washed her hands after that.- nik

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Lana Del Rey Is A Huge Lie

November 20, 2012 Manhattan, New York, The Dirty 661

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Lana Del Rey is a huge scam. Her real name (Lizzie Grant) has been al over the media and some old pictures have shown up (and then most of them magically disappeared) but not these beauties on The Dirty…. She was a failed singer and then her millionaire dad paid for a new face and image (and the team behind it). Her claims of growing up in a small town trailer park are all bullsh*t. She’s a New York trust fund baby. Even funnier: She denies having any plastic surgery done. One Big Lie.

Didn’t we post these images last year when she was trying to make a name for herself?- nik

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Why The Rich Live A Better Life

November 19, 2012 Manhattan, New York, The Dirty 35

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so Bon Jovi’s daughter got arrested after overdosing on heroin last week and she was charged that day for possession.  But the very next day the charges were dropped for her and the guy that was arrested with her.  Like how fair is that?  I got caught with a weed stem in my car and had to pay for it by wasting 6 months of my life.  Why do the rich always get away with everything?

Bon Jovi’s daughter is no Paulina Gretzky… that’s for sure.- nik

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Tell Me Alyna Silva Doesn’t Have The Perfect Body

November 18, 2012 Manhattan, New York, The Dirty 42

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Alyna Silva and someone submitted her a few weeks back but sent in the worst pictures ever.  Alyna has one of the best bodies ever, I saw her first on HBO when she was a ringside girl for a Friday Night Fight.  I know you are a very honest man and have very high standards, so I wanted to send her in because I feel like she truly has the best body every.  So what is the verdict Nik?

I can live without her legs. They are 3x the dimension of her upper body.- nik

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Heroin Does Not Discriminate Stephanie Rose Bongiovi

November 14, 2012 New York 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the use of heroin is starting to get out of control in this country.  It not only affects the mid west and poor people, it affects everyone.  Just check out how Jon Bon Jovi’s daughter Stephanie Rose Bongiovi was just arrested for overdosing on her campus and having heroin and weed on her.  The only positive thing she has going for her is that her dad can send her to the best rehab’s, while most americans hooked on this will never get help and most likely die from the drug.

This is Jon’s fault. How did he not see this coming?- nik

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Kristilynn Geiger Will Drive You To The Brink Of Insanity

November 9, 2012 New York 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kristilynn Geiger. The world needs to be warned she is completely toxic!!! She has driven every man she’s ever dated to the brink of insanity. She WILL f*ck you over guaranteed! She thinks she’s the cutest girl on the planet, god’s gift to mankind and acts all innocent, but she’s far from it, she’s actually just annoying. She’s a groupie and a drug addict. Consider yourself warned.

Thank you Ex-boyfriend.- nik

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