I Never Knew Anderson Cooper Was In The Closet

July 2, 2012 Hollywood, Manhattan, New York, The Dirty 24 6,214 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a little confused here.  So Anderson Cooper came out of the “closet” today and admitted he is gay… but hasn’t everyone known he has been gay this whole time?  I’m a straight dude and the first time I saw this little man on TV I knew he was for the gays.  He dresses like a gay, talks like a gay, argues with people like a gay and takes pictures that a gay would take… No surprise to me, anyone else surprised about this?

Anderson Cooper took the easy way out today using Andrew Sullivan’s story as his crutch (Click Here). Hiding is the same as being ashamed. Don’t let Mr. Cooper’s act of control fool you.- nik

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Chinese People Are Crazy

June 26, 2012 Manhattan, New York, The Dirty 42 7,148 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, WTF is wrong with these people! I seen this video on Youtube and could not believe someone would just pull their pants down and take a crap in front of all those people. I assume this is China or maybe Chinatown in NYC but the guy is most likely on some kind of drugs or just mentally ill.

Bath Salts.- nik

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Chin-Chilla Is Dating New York Knick Landry Fields

June 25, 2012 Chin-Chilla, Dirty Athletes, Hollywood, New York, The Dirty 6 9,101 Views

Chinchilla is dating Landry Fields of the Knicks

Chinchilla is dating Landry Fields of the Knicks

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I just found out that Elaine Alden “Chinchilla” is dating New York Knicks player Landry Fields. How long do you think this will last, and has this changed your rating of her?  Personally I only see her dating someone with money.  A chick hot like this cannot be wasting her time with a broke joke. Kudos to Landry for locking this down if it’s true.

Yes, it’s true. Chin-Chilla is off the market. I think it’s a good move for both of them… she will make him more relevant like Kris Humphries.- nik

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MLB Was Way Better With Steroids

June 20, 2012 Dirty Athletes, New York, The Dirty 11 5,864 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Roger Clemens was found not guilty for lying to Congress about baseball and his involvement with steroids.  I swear we live in the most f*cked up country.  The justice system doesn’t even exist anymore.  All of us know this idiot is guilty of lying to them, but somehow the court can’t prove it.  It’s retarded, just like your case with Sarah Jones… Is the judge blind or def? Or just a huge fan of child molesting teachers?

I agree with your title. Steroids saved the game of Baseball.- nik

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Karma’s A Biatch And So Am I

June 19, 2012 Cincinnati, New York 14 9,491 Views

Karma's a Bitch and So Am I

Karma's a Bitch and So Am I

Karma's a Bitch and So Am I

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, remember in High School when some obnoxious kids made fun of you making it their mission to make you feel bad but then grew up to be total losers? Well this dumb b*tch is Julie Heckrotte and she tormented me relentlessly about my looks, stole my pics, spread rumors about me being a sloot (hey Julie, remember YOU blowing purple crayons in the bathroom? LOL), and just being a drama queen. This girl really liked to pick on me before she dropped out of HS to date guys online and play some little kids game called Ragnarok. Hey Julie, look at you now.. you’re fat, ugly (you were so proud of your “lolita looks” gross), still watch anime, and have nothing going for you except being white trash. As for me, I’m successful, own my own business, bought my own +2′s, so haha you lame b*tch. By the way Nik, this girl LOVES Bengals now.. that says a lot doesn’t it? KARMA!

That bottom picture doesn’t add up, photoshop practice?- nik

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Stipper Who Does Cheap Side Jobs

June 7, 2012 New York 5 6,405 Views

Stipper who does cheap side jobs

Stipper who does cheap side jobs

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so here is Lisa Vanspronsen. A trashy Stripper from Niagara Falls, who does side jobs really cheap. Lisa is the hugest coke head. She has a new dude weekly, when the c*ke supply runs low, she disappears. What do you think?

Speaking of cheap, nice hack job.- nik

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Suckerberg Might Not Be A Sucker After All

June 4, 2012 Dirty Business, Harvard, New York 1 5,379 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, did you hear how Suckerberg is getting sued the shareholders for unloading 1 BILLION in facebook stock soon as it was available.  They are claiming he had inside information that FB stock was way over valued.  At the end of the day, you can’t blame him for doing that right?  And of course he knew his company’s stock was over valued… he started the god damn thing idiots.

The kid has always been shady so I wouldn’t put it past him.- nik

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New York Ranger Henrik Lundqvist Has A Mistress

June 4, 2012 Dirty Athletes, New York, Tampa, The Dirty 14 8,675 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Henrik Lundqvist is New York’s favorite goalie and has a mistress. Its come to my attention that through mutual friends that he is actually seeing two women one his former girlfriend or still girlfriend and his current model fiance. The women behind the mistress mask is a blue martini waitress Colleen from Tampa. I know through mutual friends that she flies up and sees him on a regular basis. The mutual friend I have is also on the Rangers and not only does she see him, but talks to him on a regular basis.

Which one is Colleen? I hope it’s the one with the hook nose because she has a better chest.- nik

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