New York | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 8

Dirty Cop

July 1, 2013 Manhattan, New York 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik! This Suffolk County PO/AF Reserve, Tim G thinks he has it all! He has it all, alright….He has money, and that is about the ONLY thing he has going for him. He has a personality even a whale would be afraid of! He thinks all the girls want him…with a personality all about yourself and who talks about money constantly, the only thing girls are interested in is the $$. He is NOT even worth the $ He has a girlfriend that is ‘on again off again’ status and still talks, flirts, sleeps, sends x rated pictures to other girls whether he is with her or not. He is currently over seas ‘single’ except his girlfriend is currently decorating his new house he bought….this guy is a total tool! He needs outed!

The only thing I’ll out is this self post tricking people into thinking he has money.  Your return home won’t be as successful as he thought.- nik

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Tranny Mandi

June 27, 2013 Albany, New York 9

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Mandi, or should I say “Mannie” because this is a man. Mandi Lopez needs to be put on blast! she is stalking me and my friends, she appears at all the bars throwing her 6 foot tall ugly azz at random guys. This tranny is desperate for attention. There is a video of “IT” on youtube fighting a grown man! the public needs to know about this walking hazard! hide your kids and husbands from this crazy tranny!

Looks like she’s already trying to cover-up that mistake on her neck.- nik

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It Was More Of A Fantasy To Me

June 13, 2013 New York, Newport, The Dirty 156

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik — Love the site! I need advice..So I met this guy on CraigsList for a sugar daddy/baby relationship. Let me say — I do NOT need the money.. it’s more of a fantasy for me to hook up with an older guy and get money (I give it away for free so why not get some cash? he’s 35 I’m 22). Anyway, he’s married, which I didn’t mind (less drama), and we talked for a week and planned to meet for Lunch this week. The day before we are supposed to meet he is completely ignoring my texts. I wound up calling the restaurant and they didn’t have a reservation under his name. When I called him out he finally answered and gave some lame excuse.

My question is– WHY would a married man give out his real name (Googled & LinkedIn confirmed), the town he lives in..details about his life..send me FACE and GREG pictures if he didn’t really plan on meeting me? He kept saying how excited and nervous he was to meet up..not gonna lie..I was Nik..WHY? Why risk someone being revengeful (I’m totally NOT) and telling his wife (she came up in Google searches with him)? I know I am WAY out of his league and he knows this..I sent him pictures (None X rated) and he had the audacity to tell me he deleted all of them already. LOL YEAH RIGHT. Anyway, please let me know what this man was thinking? Thanks!

Hello… where are the pictures of this man? He obviously got cold feet, good for him and his life.- nik

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Whats Going On With The World

February 27, 2013 Manhattan, New York 8

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok so nik I was just on my facebook minding my own business until on the side this creature popped up as people i may know.. which i find impossible because I live in orange county, california and this girl lives in new york or some shit. Her name is Alex Mariel. Thanks facebook for making me almost throw up all over my keyboard. WHAT IS WRONG WITH GIRLS OVER THERE?!

Those bottom two pics are a distant memory for her.  No way she could lose those thighs in the first one.- nik

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Cortland Sloot

December 6, 2012 New York, Rochester 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick amanda is the biggest, most disgusting walking std. The girls 18 and has a body count of at least 29 (last I knew). shes cheated on every bf shes had- my best friend recentlyy being one of them. not to mention from what I hear she has a complete roast beef vagina. and she calls herself a “model”. help me put this her on blast please?

I hope she washed her hands after that.- nik

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Lana Del Rey Is A Huge Lie

November 20, 2012 Manhattan, New York, The Dirty 678

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Lana Del Rey is a huge scam. Her real name (Lizzie Grant) has been al over the media and some old pictures have shown up (and then most of them magically disappeared) but not these beauties on The Dirty…. She was a failed singer and then her millionaire dad paid for a new face and image (and the team behind it). Her claims of growing up in a small town trailer park are all bullsh*t. She’s a New York trust fund baby. Even funnier: She denies having any plastic surgery done. One Big Lie.

Didn’t we post these images last year when she was trying to make a name for herself?- nik

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Why The Rich Live A Better Life

November 19, 2012 Manhattan, New York, The Dirty 35

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so Bon Jovi’s daughter got arrested after overdosing on heroin last week and she was charged that day for possession.  But the very next day the charges were dropped for her and the guy that was arrested with her.  Like how fair is that?  I got caught with a weed stem in my car and had to pay for it by wasting 6 months of my life.  Why do the rich always get away with everything?

Bon Jovi’s daughter is no Paulina Gretzky… that’s for sure.- nik

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Tell Me Alyna Silva Doesn’t Have The Perfect Body

November 18, 2012 Manhattan, New York, The Dirty 42

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Alyna Silva and someone submitted her a few weeks back but sent in the worst pictures ever.  Alyna has one of the best bodies ever, I saw her first on HBO when she was a ringside girl for a Friday Night Fight.  I know you are a very honest man and have very high standards, so I wanted to send her in because I feel like she truly has the best body every.  So what is the verdict Nik?

I can live without her legs. They are 3x the dimension of her upper body.- nik

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