Former Wife Swap Star Arrested For Escorting

September 2, 2012 Manhattan, New York, Porta Potty 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how ridic is this story? So you remember a few years back this chick Alicia Gusatferro was on “Wife Swap” with her family and was notorious for being a beauty queen brat ant got a lot of backlash from viewers because of it. The family wound up suing ABC  for $100 million for emotional damages (which was pointless cuz she IS ONE) and the rest is history. Fast forward to Monday and look what I find in the news. Turns out Alicia (who’s 20 now) was caught in a car with a 54 year old NY defense attorney named James D. Doyle and this wasn’t some casual encounter. Alicia allegedly told officers that James calls her twice a month for sex and pays her between $500 and $700 per session, is aware of her age, and that both of them were drinking prior to their arrest. The best part? She said she hadn’t received the money yet because she usually would get it in the morning (STUPID GIRL GET YOU MONEY NOW! HA). Now James, who’s been arrested twice before on drunk driving charges, was charged with a DWI, patronizing a prostitute and giving alcohol to a minor and beauty queen was charged with prostitution, possession of a controlled substance and criminal impersonation. I’ve including pictures and an “alleged convo between her and friend when she openly admits to the arrangement her and the New York Atonement had……..Did you get all Nik? How insane is all of this? Don’t you think he should have been a little smoother, or picked a smarter girl that wouldn’t flap her mouth? Although I will admit, her mug shot is HOT. Lol would you Nik?  [click here for confession to cops]

The chick is married too.- nik

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John Travolta’s Piece Of Man Meat

August 21, 2012 Manhattan, New York, The Dirty 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik a friend of mine (Marky Hutt, 23, masseur/escort/trust fund baby) has been hiding out in NYC for the past 3 months, and consulting with a few well known attorneys (although I’m not sure if he went with Gloria Allred or Keith Davidson) and plans on filing a lawsuit, but might not have to, based on his evidence, and heard he is expecting a settlement, From Travolta (if he hasnt already) for an incident that happened in June 2010 at a hotel in upstate NY (Rochester, NY). He’s even worried & expressed his fears to me that the Church of Scientology has been following his every move in NY. Marky Hutt has recently cut off all contact with friends, and even deleted his Facebook & Twitter accounts.

His jawline screams Bottom (no homo).- nik 

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What An Idiot

August 14, 2012 Manhattan, New York, The Dirty 21

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Stephanie Pratt’s boyfriend (name unknown/ nobody cares) ran over a cops foot in a Ferrari the other week.  The idiot tried driving away from a parking ticket, what’s a couple hundred bucks to someone who owns a Ferrari spider, or is it your girlfriends??  Anyway, he tries to inch by the cop as he stands infront of the car… the things dudes think they can do when they get a taste of fame.  Enjoy your over nighter Julien Chabbott, I nominate you as douche of the week.

I think the NY Officer crossed the line. Punching a Ferrari should be illegal.- nik

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Class Act At The Olympics

August 13, 2012 London, New York, The Dirty 24

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I saw this photo of the Japanese mixed martial artist Genki Sudos holding up a ‘we are all one’ flag after his victory, I gotta say this is the classiest dude in the Olympics.  No chance he brought his medals out to a nightclub or used them to lure in hookers.  Its nice to know that our country, the US, was able to walk away with the most medals while our economy struggles the most, I think we needa get our priorities in check, we needa start working together rather then trying to be the solo super power.  Am I right nik or am I right?

Congrats Genki, thank you for showing us heart. America does need help on so many levels, greed has killed our souls… unfortunately no new President will be able to convince our nation to trust their neighbor anymore. Everyone in our country has become selfish out of fear. I don’t see Americans becoming ONE anytime soon.- nik

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Neyza Terrible Example Of A Mom

August 6, 2012 Manhattan, New York, The Dirty 10

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Neyza is a terrible person. Rants and Raves on Facebook about what a great mom she is, and how much she loves her kid. So, then why is she living in New York running around doing drugs and partying with her pancake t*ttys out. She says she in Brooklyn “working” (as a hack shop body piercer) while her child lives in New Rochelle with someone that isn’t her. Even when she is back home to “visit” her child – she posts all these posts about going out and getting wasted. She sure is in it for the kid. This chick is a serious DISGRACE to motherhood, and needs to put on clothes because her chest is SO gross! Maybe putting her on blast will help her GROW UP! Nik, can you help?

The best thing for this child to do is stay away from its mother. Hanging from your skin should be a crime. I can’t find the humor in it so it should be illegal.- nik

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Miss World Ivian Sarcos

August 3, 2012 New York, The Dirty, Would You? 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik i have never asked, but I’m am really curious what do you think about current Miss World Ivian Sarcos? Hot or not? And i know that you like only blondes (i don’t blame you i like only blondes 2) but the question is would you? She is skinny and she has the title of the most beautiful woman in the world.

Answer: No! Ivian Sarcos neck wrinkles equal roast beef down below, her nose isn’t carved right and her lips are not symmetrical. If she got pregnant on accident our kid would look retarded and hairy as f*ck.

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Alena Shishkova Without Make-up

July 25, 2012 Hollywood, Moscow, New York, The Dirty 55

Alena Shishkova without makeup

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, saw where you gave Alena Shishkova your approval. I am just wondering, does that also stand for when she’s without makeup like this?

It was my approval for Nanniship not sex. Are we sure this is the same girl?- nik

Also See: Alena Shishkova Is Perfecto

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Legally Guido

July 25, 2012 Jersey, New York, The Dirty 5

Legally Guido

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Mindy Meyers. She is running for New York State Senate. Her motto is, “I’m Senator and I know it”. Granted she is twenty-two with no experience. I think her guidette features, cheetah lettering, and sexy as I know it theme song fits modern 21st century politics… not.

Mindy will probably win. America doesn’t really care anymore… maybe her Orange glow will brighten up the Senate?- nik

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