Why The Rich Live A Better Life

November 19, 2012 Manhattan, New York, The Dirty 35

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, so Bon Jovi’s daughter got arrested after overdosing on heroin last week and she was charged that day for possession.  But the very next day the charges were dropped for her and the guy that was arrested with her.  Like how fair is that?  I got caught with a weed stem in my car and had to pay for it by wasting 6 months of my life.  Why do the rich always get away with everything?

Bon Jovi’s daughter is no Paulina Gretzky… that’s for sure.- nik

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Tell Me Alyna Silva Doesn’t Have The Perfect Body

November 18, 2012 Manhattan, New York, The Dirty 42

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Alyna Silva and someone submitted her a few weeks back but sent in the worst pictures ever.  Alyna has one of the best bodies ever, I saw her first on HBO when she was a ringside girl for a Friday Night Fight.  I know you are a very honest man and have very high standards, so I wanted to send her in because I feel like she truly has the best body every.  So what is the verdict Nik?

I can live without her legs. They are 3x the dimension of her upper body.- nik

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Heroin Does Not Discriminate Stephanie Rose Bongiovi

November 14, 2012 New York 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the use of heroin is starting to get out of control in this country.  It not only affects the mid west and poor people, it affects everyone.  Just check out how Jon Bon Jovi’s daughter Stephanie Rose Bongiovi was just arrested for overdosing on her campus and having heroin and weed on her.  The only positive thing she has going for her is that her dad can send her to the best rehab’s, while most americans hooked on this will never get help and most likely die from the drug.

This is Jon’s fault. How did he not see this coming?- nik

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Kristilynn Geiger Will Drive You To The Brink Of Insanity

November 9, 2012 New York 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kristilynn Geiger. The world needs to be warned she is completely toxic!!! She has driven every man she’s ever dated to the brink of insanity. She WILL f*ck you over guaranteed! She thinks she’s the cutest girl on the planet, god’s gift to mankind and acts all innocent, but she’s far from it, she’s actually just annoying. She’s a groupie and a drug addict. Consider yourself warned.

Thank you Ex-boyfriend.- nik

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Cheating Loser

November 8, 2012 New York 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, put this cheating asshole on blast.  All he does is break girls hearts and leaves them to want more of him . He is a bad person and broke my heart.

Does this guy have a name?- nik

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Hurricane Sandy Has Caused Major Destruction

October 30, 2012 Manhattan, New York, The Dirty 32

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, whoever the idiot that wrote Hurricane Sandy didn’t cause that much damage must be living on the west coast.  I live her in New York and let me tell you the city is flooding, its currently still raining and streets are full of water.  Luckily, I’m still alive and so is my family.  Everyone is ok but we live on a 33rd floor so not much to worry about.  As the electricity gets back on and more pictures are released you guys will see the damage it has done.

Why is NYPD trying to drive in that water? Are they really that smart? My thoughts and prayers go out to the Yankee players who are on vacation at golfing resort destinations.- nik

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Hurricane Sandy Is Worse Than A Drunk Girl At The Bar

October 30, 2012 Atlantic City, Jersey City, Manhattan, New York, The Dirty 23

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Sandy Hurricane has messed the east coast up.  Over 20 people dead so far, countless people can’t even live in their place due to the floods.  Over 20,000 flights have been cancelled since yesterday and more are going to be coming.  Its crazy how hard it hit the people over there.  But the good news is that FEMA is actually coming out to help, luckily we have a great president who is here to help the people, not like Bush did back in the Katrina Hurricane and left people to die and figure it out themselves.

Not to be a party pooper, but I haven’t seen any pictures or anything on TV that make Hurricane Sandy look tough. She sounds like a little bit of extra rain.- nik

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I Totally Agree With Nik Richie About Lance Armstrong

October 17, 2012 Dirty Athletes, Hollywood, New York, Paris, The Dirty 68

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m totally with you about Lance Armstrong being the biggest scam in sports history.  My mother and father both died of Cancer and for the past few years I have donated every year to the LiveStrong foundation.  I’ve been a huge supporter of Lance because I could totally relate to him and his pain.  But now to know that piece of sh*t got Cancer due to all the steroids and illegal PEDs he was putting in his body and it makes me sick for all the donations I have given.  I lawyer’d up this morning and fired off a lawsuit against LiveStrong and demanding my money back.  I’m not supporting this lying piece of sh*t. Nik please help me and other to file a class action Lawsuit against Lance Armstrong and LiveStrong.

I never trusted this guy. There was something about his name and face that made me think con-artist.- nik

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