THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Steph from NYC. She’s a gorgeous mixed brunette, she’s part Filipino. I think she definitely has the whole exotic look going, except that she’s pretty short. She’s a business major and was currently a part of a Pageant. I think she’s gorgeous, so Nik would you?
Answer: No, her forehead is massive and she has no rack. A real man doesn’t get sucked in by eyes.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, one of our all time favorite comedians Kenan Thompson from Saturday Night Live is engaged to THIS (Christina Evangeline)!!!! We must give props where props are due, because she is a HOTTIE. They are expected to be getting married November 11, 2011 on what everyone thinks will be known as the luckiest days of the year 11-11-11. Would you with New York’s hottest brunette, before she heads to the chapel to get married?
There is no chance she would marry Kenan Thompson if he was a civilian and never trust a Mexican whose eyebrows touch their temples.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Look who brought his two new lady friends on an all expense paid vacation to NYC. They were seen at SPLASH CLUB every night picking up new girls.
When you say girls are you referring to guys?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out this bastard police officer. He walks up; unprovoked he shoots Mace or pepper spray straight into the eyes of women held inside a police enclosure; he turns and walks away quickly (as they scream, wail, and fall to the ground clawing at their eyes) in a way familiar from hitmen in crime movies; and he discreetly reholsters his spray can. Deserves to get FIRED right away.
That was straight Nazi style.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so here I am reading the paper like usual and they are talking about small town gossip hitting the internet and all the “lives its ruined” couldn’t help but think of TheDirty and all the sh*t you’ve been through. Thought you would like the read. Maybe you can franchise out TheDirty. Click here to read article.
They should be battling on my website.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is hilarious. Some random filipino tweeted the other day that miss Phillipines looks like a tranny and it made national news!!! I was dying laughing when I heard it. She was being tweeted back by some important people who wanted to ban her from the phillipines or something like that…to funny, heres the link [Click Here]
The tweet sounds pretty factual to me.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think this is the prettiest, hottest, sexiest girl i have ever seen! Seriously I cant find one bad thing about her! So NIK i know you would for sure! And please tell me you agree with me when I say that in New York we have way more hot girls in all of Orange County combined.
I agree that this chick is hot, but you are nuts to think NY has hotter chicks than any state on the west coast or Miami. One chick with a natural REFUND Gap does not give you enough street cred to make false claims.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m LOLing so hard right now after reading this article about how Jay-Z got some Trinidadian model pregnant 9 years ago and paid her $1,000,000 dollars to shut up and raise the child. I’m not surprised about this and I’m glad everyone now knows, because at the end of the day no one is perfect, not including this future billionaire. Click here to read full article on RadarOnline
Nice, looks like my baby is cooler than Jay-Z’s second child.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I wanna see how keen your eye is. I was telling my buddies you would be a good judge but they all disagreed, got the usual, “ah I hate that guy, he never says yes to anyone”, I’ll omit the other comments in hopes that you’ll actually post this. So these girls were all given a score, rated by the judges and also by the fans. I don’t wanna reveal anymore info so we get an honest answer, I’ll do a follow up with the actual results and see how you rank and see if my prediction is right. I predicted you could chose 4 out of the top 5 (OF THESE TOP 10), Now win me some money!! DA strong.
These girls suck… All these competitions have terrible judges who don’t know what beauty looks like. The letter B, G, C and A are my favorite in that order, but knowing how these competitions work they will probably pick “F”.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik thought id send out to warning to everyone about this hooker (literally). She calls herself princess charming but she’s anything but. She’s cheap for a reason, i gave her a couple of twenties to get the hell out of my house, it was only a couple more to stick it in but im not a moron. When I see a patch on ingrowns and need a plug for my nose I know not touch it. I thought a lot of guys wouldknow about this…so ya, shes a stimnky hooker.
You are a wise man. Hopefully not from an previous experience of drd I hope.- nik
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