Dating a Minor

April 23, 2014 Newport 0 9,573 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Kevin Corey, has the drd alert women. i used to be his roomate with my fiance. he stole money, alcohol from us, stole my xbox, broke my dvds,games stole my dvds and games. never paid rent and now is harassing me. His girlfriend taylor is only 15 years old. someone call child protective services because he hits her, look at all the holes in the walls in the apartment. this kid WILL STEAL FROM YOU AND SELL IT ON CRAIGSLIST. WATCH OUT EVEN HIS FRIENDS. and girls HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND. HE MIGHT STILL BE FCKING YOU ON THE SIDE BUT HE HAS A UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND. beware. dont room with him, lets his dog take shits all over the house and ruin my couch.

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Stinky Sushi

April 10, 2014 Newport 2 8,195 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, So I’ve seen this girl out (mainly at Landmark)and everytime her and her friends act like they are the hottest thing around. I mean look at her and her friends, they look like they are 40. And that hair….c’mon who are you trying to fool. She posts all these selfies of herself in her room trying on clothes. Here’s a hint sweetie, try cleaning your room first before you take pics.

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I Highly Recommend Trying It

April 10, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 531 103,071 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I’m 34 black male and a very very very good looking one.  I have had sex with easily over 1000 girls.  Most have been white, some Asian and a few Latinas but never with a black girl.  No, I’m not racist, but its just very hard for me to find any black girls attractive and when I do, they are usually wifed up by some rapper or pro athlete.  Finally came across a cutie that look identical to the one in this picture, we had an amazing night and OMG the sex was the best thing ever.  She did this thing with her booty that made me have TWO orgasms back to back, if you are a man, I know it sounds impossible but it happened.  I’m completely in love now and only going after the black girls.  For anyone that has not slept with a black girl, you gotta try you some Chocolate, now I see why all the white girls only want black guys these days.  Sex is just better.

Black people have extra muscles in their body, this is why they excel at anything athletic… like sex.- nik

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What’s Underneath That Pound Of Makeup

April 9, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 44 100,449 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’d like to share a bit of what Paris Roxanne looks like a la no filter.  Albeit photos are somewhat old. It still is her, what do her Daddy’s have to say about this, does she look like this after she showers in the hotel room.  It’s very disgusting to think how her Sugar Daddies are into her because of how young she looks.  Disgusting MEN!!!

The stomach still needs liposuction if she wants to make real money.- nik


I’m Into Paris Roxanne For Some Reason

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This Just Made Me Really Sad

April 8, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 273 99,276 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, The Spanish Nanny has gone and totally destroyed her body. When I saw these pictures on my Instagram I was floored. What happened to that thigh gap? Her legs are huge.. And her ass is so chunky it’s not even attractive anymore. This just makes me sad.

It looks like she got ankle implants.- nik

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Jason Wahler Can’t Accept His 15 Minutes Have Been Over

April 7, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 55 99,693 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jason Wahler will not accept the fact that his 15 minutes of “fame” is over and has been over for 15 years. Laguna Beach, The Hills, and Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew are all he posts about on facebook, instagram and twitter. It’s over Jason… stop living in the past and get a real job. No one cares that you’re sober, married and getting your face painted at birthday parties.

You care… I get what you’re saying though. Even LC refuses to reference The Hills on Throwback Thursdays, it’s a bad look.- nik

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I’m Into Paris Roxanne For Some Reason

April 7, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 89 109,028 Views



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Paris Roxanne from O.C. What do you think? I think she’s hot BUT she seems to be into old ass dudes like Bob Dylan, Gordon Waler. Like OBSESSED. She’s always posting on her IG ParisDylan550 in what looks like hotel rooms. Have you ever heard of her? Maybe on backpage or something. Please upload, because if you don’t know someone HAS to know who she is and if she’s got a going rate. You’re the truth… Thanks man.

I bet you she owns a couple pairs of Christian Louboutin’s.- nik

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Advice About My Body

April 2, 2014 Hollywood, Newport, The Dirty 255 107,420 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I just wanted to see what you think about my body.  I have stuck to your plan, nose job before +2′s, I bust my ass off at the gym and I even stopped drinking cause I’m trying to find the right guy to be with.  Do you think there is anything else I should progress in my body to make me close to perfect as possible?

Yeah, get +2′s so your monster hands will be less visible.- nik

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