THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m sure my fellow “Dirty Army” brothers in Newport and surrounding areas can agree on just how BAD the traditional dating scene has become. I’m tired of meeting uneducated, minimum wage earning “6-7′s” (who think they’re dimes) from broken homes with no hope, no future. I’m tired of risking my life driving to the heart of Costa Mesa to pick them up, feeding them a meal they can’t afford, and watching them talk with their mouths open. So where have I been finding “release”? Meet Nathasha Knightly aka Naughty Natasha! For a mere $200 (for 30 minutes), she will fulfill your every desire! I used to loathe those who pay for love but in reality, what’s the difference? We ALL pay for meals, drinks, movies! We drop $200 on gas, dinner and a movie and if we’re lucky, we get to second base? Why not be assured of a grand slam on the VERY first meeting? It’s much more “cost effective” and the girls are WAY better looking on Humaniplex than Javier’s!
Her body is real though.- nik