Stinky Sushi

April 10, 2014 Newport 2 8,161 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, So I’ve seen this girl out (mainly at Landmark)and everytime her and her friends act like they are the hottest thing around. I mean look at her and her friends, they look like they are 40. And that hair….c’mon who are you trying to fool. She posts all these selfies of herself in her room trying on clothes. Here’s a hint sweetie, try cleaning your room first before you take pics.

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I Highly Recommend Trying It

April 10, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 513 103,022 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I’m 34 black male and a very very very good looking one.  I have had sex with easily over 1000 girls.  Most have been white, some Asian and a few Latinas but never with a black girl.  No, I’m not racist, but its just very hard for me to find any black girls attractive and when I do, they are usually wifed up by some rapper or pro athlete.  Finally came across a cutie that look identical to the one in this picture, we had an amazing night and OMG the sex was the best thing ever.  She did this thing with her booty that made me have TWO orgasms back to back, if you are a man, I know it sounds impossible but it happened.  I’m completely in love now and only going after the black girls.  For anyone that has not slept with a black girl, you gotta try you some Chocolate, now I see why all the white girls only want black guys these days.  Sex is just better.

Black people have extra muscles in their body, this is why they excel at anything athletic… like sex.- nik

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What’s Underneath That Pound Of Makeup

April 9, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 44 100,439 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’d like to share a bit of what Paris Roxanne looks like a la no filter.  Albeit photos are somewhat old. It still is her, what do her Daddy’s have to say about this, does she look like this after she showers in the hotel room.  It’s very disgusting to think how her Sugar Daddies are into her because of how young she looks.  Disgusting MEN!!!

The stomach still needs liposuction if she wants to make real money.- nik


I’m Into Paris Roxanne For Some Reason

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This Just Made Me Really Sad

April 8, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 268 99,222 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, The Spanish Nanny has gone and totally destroyed her body. When I saw these pictures on my Instagram I was floored. What happened to that thigh gap? Her legs are huge.. And her ass is so chunky it’s not even attractive anymore. This just makes me sad.

It looks like she got ankle implants.- nik

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Jason Wahler Can’t Accept His 15 Minutes Have Been Over

April 7, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 55 99,681 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jason Wahler will not accept the fact that his 15 minutes of “fame” is over and has been over for 15 years. Laguna Beach, The Hills, and Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew are all he posts about on facebook, instagram and twitter. It’s over Jason… stop living in the past and get a real job. No one cares that you’re sober, married and getting your face painted at birthday parties.

You care… I get what you’re saying though. Even LC refuses to reference The Hills on Throwback Thursdays, it’s a bad look.- nik

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I’m Into Paris Roxanne For Some Reason

April 7, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 89 108,898 Views



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Paris Roxanne from O.C. What do you think? I think she’s hot BUT she seems to be into old ass dudes like Bob Dylan, Gordon Waler. Like OBSESSED. She’s always posting on her IG ParisDylan550 in what looks like hotel rooms. Have you ever heard of her? Maybe on backpage or something. Please upload, because if you don’t know someone HAS to know who she is and if she’s got a going rate. You’re the truth… Thanks man.

I bet you she owns a couple pairs of Christian Louboutin’s.- nik

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Advice About My Body

April 2, 2014 Hollywood, Newport, The Dirty 255 107,414 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I just wanted to see what you think about my body.  I have stuck to your plan, nose job before +2′s, I bust my ass off at the gym and I even stopped drinking cause I’m trying to find the right guy to be with.  Do you think there is anything else I should progress in my body to make me close to perfect as possible?

Yeah, get +2′s so your monster hands will be less visible.- nik

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Does Spanish Nanny Think We’re Stupid

April 2, 2014 Newport, The Dirty, The Nanny 271 112,204 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Spanish Nanny is now trying to play some role of fitness chick on Instagram. She claims to have been “bulking” and now “shredding” and even went as far to post a video of her doing squats as if we’re supposed to believe that’s how she got her ass. You can see her implant move up and down in the video btw. She posts selfies weekly so I know her ass didn’t achieve this tiny waist, but out of no where she posts pics that are clearly photoshopped. Listen hunny, your waist was a good 4 inches bigger last week. Do you think we are stupid? Photoshop is for LIARS.

Watch this vid before she deletes it.- nik

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