11.20.09

NIK WOULD YOU?

Posted in Newport, Would You?

NIK WOULD YOU?

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK THIS IS MONIQUE, SHE THINKS SHE IS PERFECT AND EVERYTHING SHE DOES IS PERFECT. WHEN IN ALL REALITY SHE IS A B*TCH, SHE TALKS SH*T ABOUT EVERYONE. SO MY QUESTION IS DO YOU THINK SHE’S PERFECT….WOULD YOU DO IT NIK?

Answer: No, are you joking? Her MAC force field is out of control, and her nose is one of the worst things I have ever seen.


Nik Richie

11.19.09

Photoshop Is For Liars

Posted in Newport, The Dirty

Photoshop is for liars

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, as you can see here… girls lie. Check out the wall and wrist. Let this be a clear notice to all…photoshop is for liars.

All girls lie… I have yet to meet a honest one.- nik


Nik Richie

11.19.09

The Dirty Anchor

Posted in Newport

The Dirty Anchor

The Dirty Anchor

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is dirt-astic!! she is known to go for any guy who gives her a social life, not to mention if they have money she wants them even more. if you have roommates, she’ll service them while you go off to work. And if you have a brother, she’s good family fun… She’ll f*** both of you on the same night. She parades around thinking she’s a newport/ oc socialite. Not to mention her newest conquest. Put them together and it’s not just disgusting it’s sad to see. And as you can tell she’s catching up to his weight… Aww the couple that eats together, stays together. She is a 5ft, horse toothed, drag queen, gremlin… And as you can tell from her tattoo, she puts herself in the 909 trash category. And that’s why she’s called the DIRTY ANCHOR.

Who could even get it up to that chick if they saw her naked with that tat?- nik


Nik Richie

11.19.09

So Cal BEWARE Of This Scent

Posted in Newport

So Cal BEWARE of this scent

So Cal BEWARE of this scent

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I want to put this out there I used to date this girl Christina she is Korean and live in the 310 south bay area, Nik this girl is a compulsive liar, cheater , and thief, she cannot be trusted, she now also works for in sales for 944Magazine the the DA knows well that right there automatically makes her shady. I regret ever dating her but I fell for the slanted slash , Nik please make guys in LA and OC aware of this Scented lady.

Dude, did you not notice her major gut, or were you jsut too blinded by her scent?- nik


Nik Richie

11.18.09

Perfect Backdrop

Posted in Newport, The Dirty

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, can you guess where this picture was taken at?  He put it in his modeling portfolio.

Those are some great spider sides bro.  I would hire you as a model just because I am a huge Kriss Kross fan and those backwards jeans are killer.- nik


Nik Richie

11.17.09

Hot Irvine Girl

Posted in Newport

Hot Irvine Ass

Hot Irvine Ass

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, watch out irvine this is megan. she is a hot new freshman at uc irvine and she knows how to handle a greg. she only looks sweet and innocent. at the young age of 18 she is ready for anything with anyone. what do you think nik? would you jump in line for her?

Answer: No, her arms are unproportionate to her body, and she has a horse face.


Nik Richie

11.17.09

My Buddy Is Leaving To Become A Woman

Posted in Newport, The Dirty

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Nobody is going to miss you dude… good luck with the sex change operation.  Scooby pay me my money!  I knew it the whole time!


Nik Richie

11.17.09

Canary And BFF “Arab Barbie” A Couple?

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Canary and her new bff Dalia the “arab princess” have been all over each other in public, including kissing, and holding hands.. has Canary finally given up on men and has now fallen victim to a plastic terrorist? judging from their pictures I think these two are more than just friends. they even rented two condos in the same community to live closer to each other… WTF? Do u approve of Canarys choice?

I haven’t seen Canary with a Tooltard Guy in a hot minute.  I think she should go LESBO to find herself if she hasn’t already.  Spread your wings babe!  Lick hard, lick strong!- nik


Nik Richie

11.16.09

8th Grade Again?

Posted in Newport

8th grade again?

8th grade again?

THE DIRTY ARMY: This guy is the most egotistical jerk and thinks hes “fashionable” sorry buddy but your still a dirty F**king Beaner!! and whats with him always matching with his girl? are we in middle school again? I would never be caught dead matching my chick. they’re over publicized relationship is annoying as F*ck nobody cares!! and those glasses dude get rid of em its not cool and that trend was in 08 which still was stupid then. .

Relationship is a cover-up.  Doing stuff like this is for the gays.- nik


Nik Richie

11.14.09

Disturbed Loves Rockstar Groupies

Posted in Newport, The Dirty

Disturbed loves ROCKSTAR GROUPIES

Disturbed loves ROCKSTAR GROUPIES

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is David Draiman singer of rock group disturbed, dude seem to like his groupies.

What the hell is on his chin?  It looks like a seat belt for a roller-coaster ride.- nik


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"