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Spanish Nanny Is Trying To Be Your Sister

December 22, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 0

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, why is Spanish Nanny’s second IG have your wife’s last name in it? She is trying to get into the family.

I think she is trying to improve her chance’s for the Nanny position.- nik



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A Message From TheDirty.com

December 21, 2014 Chicago, Dallas, Hollywood, Las Vegas, Manhattan, Newport, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Vancouver, Winnipeg 0

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I just want to warn everyone this is the high season for DUI’s. Please drink responsibly and wear a condom. A lot of big mistakes happen around Christmas — so don’t piss off your family and Santa. Seriously, don’t drink and drive…no matter how much you want to touch the +2′s.- nik



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What Is Going On At UCI

December 21, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 27

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, A UC Irvine student was sexually assaulted while incapacitated in a dorm room over the Dec. 6-7 weekend by a fellow student, according to UCI campus police. The female student told police she was passed out during the assault in the Mesa Court residence hall. She described her attacker as a white 18-year-old man with a dark complexion, a medium build, standing 5-foot-10 with short black hair and dark brown eyes. This is the second sexual assault reported in the past two months at a UCI residence hall, as campus police are also investigating a different woman being “forcibly fondled” on Nov. 21 by a man she met on a social media site. Anyone with information about either incident should contact the UCI Police Department at 949.824.5223.

My kids are definitely not going to UCI in the future.- nik



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Thickness Calls Out Her Ex-Boyfriend

December 18, 2014 Newport, The Dirty, Thickness 223

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out what Thickness JUST posted on her FB. I guess she is single cause she doesn’t like anal.

Someone please contact authorities before Thickness does something stupid.- nik



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Ben-Gay Really Showed Us

December 16, 2014 Newport 1

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Kina’s ex totally showed us whats up. Go sell some more weed illegally, you f*cking loser.  You have no idea what a job is.  You sell weed.



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Holiday DUI PSA From Newport Beach PD

December 14, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, quick reminder to all you 909ers that are coming into the peninsula to party… take an uber back to your hell hole, keep our city safe. Thanks!

That video makes me want to drink.- nik



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Please Pull Your Heads Out Of Your Asses

December 13, 2014 Honolulu, Newport, The Dirty 26

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Heather Begnell has been called out on this site a few times for the indisputable evidence that she was whoring herself out. Long story short, a link was shared from humaniplex that showed her profile describing in detail what she will do for what amount of money. But she disappeared shortly after the information became really public knowledge. She got knocked up by a drug dealer she went to high school with, Kyle Kledzick. They moved to Hawaii and everyone forgot about them until they got divorced and went back to their old ways. Except this time they’re old, warn out and getting caught. Kyle was arrested for selling BATH SALTS! Apparently he was working with a Chinese guy and got caught for bringing in chemicals. Common sense would say that’s probably what they were doing in Hawaii while raising their baby.

Now they’re back in OC and Heather is back to what she does best. She claims she works for a Dr. Poon at UCI but post picture of herself of street corners on her phone with captions like “working”. It’s the same sh*t as before; posting pictures of shopping trips, tagging herself at resorts and chain smoking. So to everyone who knows this couple. Please pull your head out of your ass and help these two.

I’m guessing they are Clipper fans.- nik

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The Type Of Guys That Buy Escorts/PornStars Gifts From Their “Wish List”

December 11, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 144

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I always wonder who the freaks are that buy the wish list stuff for “models”, P4P and porn stars… I was checking out TYS and Jenna Bentley is right there chiming in about how she’s “laughing all the way to the bank” and talking crap about everyone. We all know this girl can’t make more than a couple hundred at this point. She is crazy, one; two, she claims early 20s but looks early 40s; three, she’s been around the block about nine to ten times. Check out this guy on IG who is the prime example of who is buying those wish list items. He posts a pic about his good friend Jenna and all his other ladies he’s buying items for. Wow. How cheesy is this sh*t? Delusional dude, just like Jenna.

**Jenna Bentley is 100% a hooker. She didn’t know I work for TheDirty and came over to my ex’s house after she had seen a John. The bitch is big and burly in real life.- JV

Well, maybe if this guy saves up enough…Jenna will make his dreams come true.- nik



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