THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what the hell is going on in OC.  I use to live in Newport and had to relocate to Scottsdale a few years back cause of work.  Went to see my pops for fathers day in Newport and I could not believe what has happened to the peninsula.  Met these girls who work for an OC Modeling Agency and could not help but laugh in my head as I was trying to take one of the wounded gazelles home with me.  Its crazy that the talent has dropped so much.  I blame social networking for making these girls believe they can be models.

Why do all their Inner Thighs touch? What a disgrace to the Modeling world!- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Airka Sato, a girl who parties from Vegas to Hollywood even known in OC and San Diego.  Not saying she is an escort but all her girlfriends are so one can only assume what the hell she does for a living.  Since everyone is trying to find you a sexy asian, I wanted to bring her to your attention.  Thoughts on this noodle Nik?

I’m seriously going to cry. I DON’T WANT or AM LOOKING for an Asian. Please stop submitting them, I do not want to have sex with an Asian ever because I have trouble breathing with my nose. It has nothing to do with the egg roll fat on her friend’s side.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Lina Vega and maybe this is the best West Covina area has to offer, she thinks she is Hollywood or Newport but end of day she acts and thinks West Covina. Nik, will this west coast party girl ever make it?

They all look Garden Grove.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out this vine of The Spanish Nanny.  She is so hot but you can tell she has no brain whats so ever… the girl never talks on her vines and I truly believe she doesn’t know that you can.  God check out that ITG it is crazy and no photoshop there.

I’m not sold on the close ups of her face… seems puffy to me.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve seen this beast of a woman Lisa Pardo trolling around everywhere from Orange County to LA…this is a classic example of Inland Empire trash… hot or not? Me and my buddies think this could quite possibly be a man?

Are we talking about the one on the left?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Rampage use to be my favorite fighter until I started following him on social networks and realizing the guy has no standards when it comes to girls and will bang anything… I lost respect for him.  But I just saw his GF post this picture of her backside and I cannot be mad at dude.  I don’t care how beat this girls face is, I would wife that up just so I can wax that ass on a nightly basis.

Baby got back. What ever happened to this Rampage guy?- nik