She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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Cougar Bartenders
Posted in Newport | March 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik I have to put these 2 sleezey wh*res on blast! Typical 909 trash here…they all share the same straw, needles, fake horse hair, and gregs. This is Cheryl and Kristin they are both total low life losers who sleep with anything that drags their infested *sses into the bar. Both cougars look like they are pushing 35 and still work as bartenders for Chronic Cantina. Cheryl the one on the left was sleeping with a Douche Bag juice head Jason M*c (he must already be on here I am sure) while his poor girlfriend was pregnant with their first kid. Anyhow when they found out about each other, the wh*re on the right started sleeping with him. They say a picture is worth a thousand words, this one pretty much sums up they both spread their legs at the bar at any given time. Disgusting!
Fake hair, back fat and thunders is the most common recipe for a newp tramp.- nik
Future NHL Star
Posted in Dirty Athletes, Newport, The Dirty | March 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is good ol’ CJ Stretch of the Kamloops Blazers… No wonder hes on the blazers, his f*ckin crotch is on fire. Although he is an outstanding young talent on the ice, theres something that we should all know. Lets just say CJ stands for C*m Junkie and Stretch just simply refers to his slinky dong. He bangs allright girls, plays great… but is just a sex maniac when in public. he hails from Irvine CA, so he might even be bi-sexual. Who knows though right? Nik what do you think about our future NHL’er Mr.Stretch?
Coming from Irvine, CA doesn’t make you Bi-curious it just makes you like Asian chicks. I decided.- nik
Definition Of Success
Posted in Newport | March 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this stunning character’s name is Brian out of the LF. His life in a nutshell consists of wearing nothing but Seedless clothing, sm*king meth and “medicating” with medical marijuana for his ‘depression’. Geee, I wonder if the meth has anything to do with not being happy. He thinks he is going to be a rapper one day! All he does is smoke meth and weed with other d-bags around Lake Forest hoping he’ll get skinny and famous. He believes in alien conspiracies and tries to convince people that they are chameleons in a human body. Oh ya, and met his girlfriend off myspace… Have a nice day!
Well it shows that he is a good sucker, im sure you can replace bongs and pipes with gregs of any shape color and size.- nik
EXCLUSIVE RHOC: Someone Is Lying And It Smells Like Someone Was Cheating
Posted in Newport, The Dirty | March 18th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please don’t use my name. But Simon and Eddie were not friends?????
Tamra Barney’s hand placement kind of concerns me considering she was married to Simon when this picture was taken.- nik
Also See: Exclusive Update: Tamra Barney Of The Real Housewives Tells Us The Truth?
OC Housewife Alexis Bellino
Posted in Cougars, Newport, The Dirty, Would You? | March 18th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, since all this drama with Tamra and her loser douchebag husband Simon I wanted to ask you about OC’s Alexis Bellino. She is super hot with an amazing body and wanted to see what you think? Personally I totally would but just a few times, I watch the show and when I see how her children see their nanny as their mom and that makes me sick to my stomach. I mean the girl has never changed a diaper? What kind of mom is that? Would you with any of the Housewives any city with a gun to your head and to cure cancer?
Answer: In the real world it wouldn’t happen because I am not a fan of her face, but if I had no choice and the world needed me to save lives I would sacrifice my Greg for Alexis over any other housewife from all cities (eyes closed though).
**On another note Gretchen Rossi’s make up line is no longer taking orders. My insider that is in her camp told me they are making up a story (lie) that all their products are sold out, but the real issue is supposedly suppliers are not happy that funds are going through Slade Slimey’s paypal account. Who really cares? They are both con artists.
Beautiful OC Girl
Posted in Newport, The Dirty, Would You? | March 18th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Justine Cu**co aka jquanksta. You’ll most likely find her on Wednesday nights at La Cave. Shes gorgeous and knows how to have a good time and definitely does not reek of noodles! So Nik would you?
Answer: No, besides her painted face… I am not a hipster so we wouldn’t have chemistry.
Got To Love OC Girls
Posted in Newport, Would You? | March 18th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik you got to love OC hotties like this, you know you would after 8 Irish Car Bombs.
They would probably scare me more then anything with those nests on their head.- nik
Would You With Brooklyn Decker
Posted in Hollywood, Newport, Would You? | March 18th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Dude what’s up with Brooklyn Decker’s body? How did she get the cover of Sport’s Illustrated with that muffin top? And of course, would you?
Answer: no. Her lips were put on backwards (or upside down, top should be on the bottom and bottom on top). I won’t even start on the body cause it needs serious work, couldn’t they photoshop out that hip.
Exclusive Update: Tamra Barney Of The Real Housewives Tells Us The Truth?
Posted in Newport, The Dirty | March 17th, 2010
I am not sure what to believe??? If Simon is in bed with Jay that must mean Tamra is in bed with Gretchen which makes me want to throw up.
**I am getting intel that Simon Barney was never friends with Eddie Judge. Looks like Tamra might be telling the truth on this one.
Also See: Real Housewife Of Orange County Tamra Barney And Her Ex Husband’s Buddy
**Update Email from Jay Photoglou (Gretchen’s “Secret” Lover)**
I am starting to think this Eddie guy is a pawn that TB is using to stab Simon’s heart in true DreamKiller fashion.
Miss Barbie
Posted in Dirty MySpace, Newport | March 17th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica, she claims to be Miss Barbie, she drives an 09 pink eclipse that she got from her 74yr old sugar daddy. She slept with a 16 yr old boy that was her “best friends” babys dad, ans has had 3 diff guys names tattooed on her in less than a yr. She rides around like her s**t dont stink when really, it does! She is constantly running her mouth to people but cant back it up! She sleeps with everyones boyfriends and she has a boob job, fake eyelashes and fake hair! She really thinks shes Miss Barbie, she might be, shes just as fake.
She has plenty of room to add more names on her, I mean a lot of room.- nik
