Greg Oden's Purple Crayon Exposed
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Is WalMart Racist?
Posted in Newport, The Dirty | February 8th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, is WalMart racist they have an “Ethnic Hair Care” aisle, and look what they sell!
In my professional opinion I would have to say YES! Next thing you know they are going to segregate the cashier lines.- nik
My Birthday Week- DIRTY ARMY Come Party
Posted in Dallas, Las Vegas, Newport, San Diego, The Dirty | February 8th, 2010
I am having three birthday parties this week as I get closer to my Trouthood. DIRTY ARMY roll out and help me celebrate… who knows how many years I have left?
Thursday, Feb. 11 Hardrock San Diego- 207/Rooftop
Friday, Feb. 12 Dallas Texas- Kinki Lounge
Saturday, Feb. 13 Hardrock Las Vegas- VANITY
Check Out Mr. Ed
Posted in Newport, The Dirty | February 8th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, had to share this Nik! I saw the last post of Lyndsay and couldn’t help, but put this up to confirm this trick looks like a man! If you don’t know this is Lyndsay on the left, who knows in the middle, and Hannah on the right…nice hair Hannah. Watch out for that Horse face on Lynds…she is the new ED. Nik i have to ask if you would have any of these horse’s in your stable?
No, the horses in my stable can actually run races… these are just pump and dumps.- nik
Smoking Hot Stripper
Posted in Newport, The Dirty, Would You? | February 6th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Amanda P*erce. Another one of Missions finest. The worst mom you will ever meet. Picks stripping over her daughter, but she is definetly a dime piece, so nik would you?
Answer: No, I could never belittle myself to sleep with a stripper. Plus, those tattoos ruin her whole body.
New Music Sensation
Posted in Newport, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Toronto, Westside-AZ | February 4th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know boy bands have been out of the picture since 2002, but I think your staff Gayden, Scooby, and JV have a real chance of bringing boy bands back. Do you think your staff has what it takes to take their group to the next level?
They are missing one key person. NICK MALIBU! They also need a power name to their group. DIRTY ARMY, any thoughts on a name? ’GSJV is already taken.- nik
Also See: JV Looks Like ‘NSYNC Reject
Dirty Sloot
Posted in Newport, Noodle Nation | February 4th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This is Natasha she is a sl*ty b*tch. She thinks she’s so hot but her nasty stretch marks and nasty belly are disgusting!! but this B*TCH on blast!!
Even her hair resembles noodles.- nik
Super Douche Fest
Posted in Dirty Army Strong, Newport | February 4th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is is Taylor & Clint and their tool friend Staford and Scott, Nik clint is the biggest douche bags ever , 30k millie and wannabe cool guys, and his boys are like OC versions of Jersey Shore douches.
They probably don’t want to go in the pool, in fear of ruining their perfectly oiled up hair.- nik
Play Ball
Posted in Newport, Would You? | February 3rd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik lets play ball batter up, which one would you pitch to?
None of them, they look like the subs.- nik
Tower Of Terror At Disneyland
Posted in Los Angeles, Newport, The Dirty | February 3rd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I want to press charges against this predator but have no idea who he is, can you and the DA help me out please, seriously who tries to grop people at disneyland, the happiest place on earth. This is very serious Nik any help you and the DA provide would be much appreciated, you have my email. Thank you nik.
DIRTY ARMY, can you please help this poor innocent mickey mouse fan out. Who is this sexual predator?- nik
Hey There Fruity
Posted in Newport | February 3rd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik these two OC tool bags claim to be chick magnets, but don’t you think they are a bit more Forgy than anything else?
I do why else would they be touching their moobs together.- nik
