Pavan And Ruby Only Have Each Other For Many Reasons
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, lemme me introduce you to P...
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I Know She Needs A Little Work But Nik Would You
Posted in Newport, The Dirty, Would You? | September 1st, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, normally I put girls that think they’re cute and not on here. But today I had a change of heart. This is Kelli Dr*gon and is pretty cute to me. I know you’re going to say she needs +2’s and to change her 2 front teeth. Other than that, she is at least a 5.70245. Would you?
Answer: No, her face reminds me of an icepick and has an Asian twang to it.
The OC Lobsters Just Wants To Have Fun
Posted in Newport, The Dirty | August 30th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think some of these pictures really represent the OC Lobster’s character. Based upon that, I was wondering what you think about the lobster’s parenting skills.
I hate chicks who pee in the sink. Kids do not try this at home.- nik
Nik, Do You Know Anything About Her
Posted in Canary, Newport, The Dirty | August 27th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I always see this girl out with Canary and Krusty and their friends and have always wanted to know who she is. Personally I find tattoos on a girl very attractive and with platinum blonde hair, she is basically perfect to me. She seems super cool and is definitly super sexy, I wanted to ask you Nik if you knew anything bad before I approach her and try and wife her up.
Don’t waste your time broham besides the fact she has a broken pinky, she has man-face and man-gut.- nik
She Use To Sleep With So Many People, She Figured Why Not Get Paid For It
Posted in Hollywood, Newport, The Dirty | August 27th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, not sure if you remember but last April you had this girl Sasha who use to call herself 909 Princess in the post “909’s Next Top Model” top picture is what she used to look like and claimed she was the 909 princess, Now since she got a Tan, +2s and started spreading her legs on camera, she is now Loni Evans, “porn star”.. She promotes herself all over her facebook, I cannot stand her and I think she is a wh*re.. i guess that’s a way to make money, just putting it out there on DVD mean if your going to have sex with everyone and anything like he does might as well turn it into something lol.
Looks like she took the 909 easy way out.- nik
Talk About A DreamKiller
Posted in Newport | August 27th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this DK’s name is Terah C formerly Terah L. She is the ultimate dream killer. Who gets married at 19 and has a kid to someone they’ve known for a few months? THIS girl! She married some pepperoni face douche bag after getting pregnant 3 years ago at age 18. Too bad thedirty.com didn’t help this guy Chad out 3 years ago!! Maybe he can borrow some of her MAK force-field to cover up all the pot-marks on this guys face. I honestly feel sorry for this guy having to deal with her psychotic ass the rest of his life. I wonder what she’ll say when her slutty friends looking at thedirty will say to her when they see this. She’ll have no idea who posted this due to the simple fact she’ll sleep with anything, anywhere, any time. Good luck Chad!! On lock-down for 18+!!
May have been a good decision, they are both beat. They would have spent their days wondering the streets trying to find someone to sleep with them.- nik
Typical Lying Firefighter
Posted in Newport, The Dirty | August 27th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I love your site and reading some post I have to put this Firefighter in Pasadena named DAVID on blast bc so many are alike…lying cheaters! When I met him he said he wanted a new relationship his babies momma lived with him, but only to take care of there child while he was working. She had no brain and was a complete b*tch. He had so many good lines and said this would be ongoing and made me think he was a really good guy in a sh*tty situation. We hung out a couple times and the 2nd time was such a fun night filled with hot hooking up and false promises…even as far as helping me pay for the morning after pill I got, which never happened. Now I cant get a hold of him..he deleted his email account and probably back with his “GF” and having a great life while he got a quick fix! I could go the firehouse, make a big ruckus, but I thought it would be more fun to let everyone know what lying trash he really is..in case he has done this before. Thanks Nik, keep up the good fight!
You need to go to the firehouse and talk to his chief. He used you for sex.- nik
Ashton Is Trying To Hard To Look Like Jayde Nicole
Posted in Newport | August 26th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl’s name is Ashton and has tried so hard to look like Jayde Nicole. She is always talking about partying in LA with celebrities. People that party with celebs don’t blast it all over their facebook 15 times a day. She has “new” lips which look HIDEOUS. Please critique her and make her realize she is just as ugly as every other OC girl that is going the fake everything route.
She doesn’t look Canadian to me?- nik
Steroids Or Child Support
Posted in Newport, The Dirty | August 25th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Omar… Or, as he likes to call himself: “Untouchable”. This guy is seriously the biggest lowlife. He has 8 kids and counting… Three of them are with that Queen Esther chick. He is a jobless loser who makes weekly appearences at lame 18+ clubs as his source of “income”, which is literally $50 a week. He doesn’t take care of any of his kids either. He spends all of his time sticking needles in his a$$ in an attempt to get “swole” and the rest of his time he spends trying to fight people. I think he looks like a swollen midget. What do you think Nik??
I think he is cool, don’t be jealous of those shoulder muscles.- nik
More Pictures Of The “Perfect 10″
Posted in Newport, The Dirty | August 25th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is the girl from yesterday “This Girl Is A Perfect 10” and there is no way you wouldnt with her. Here are some more pictures to help you think about it and maybe change your decision. Seems like the Dirty Army loves her though.
I am telling you, she has a fungus growing in her belly button/blow hole… who knows if it is contagious.- nik
Orange County Firefighters Finest
Posted in Dirty Army Strong, Newport, The Dirty | August 25th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, this is Paul Montes and it’s about time this alcoholic, pepsi snorting, midget gets put on blast! This OCFA firefighter thinks he’s above everybody including the law just because he got away with getting a DUI. He’s a Jersey Shore, or should I say Tijuana Shore, wannabe and thinks he’s all ‘jacked and shredded’ but in reality he’s a PINT SIZE NACHO LIBRE lookalike! You can find him pissing all over Huntington and Newport trying to cheat on his girlfriend with his tiny one inch chimichanga GREG! Nik, how has the laughing stock of OC not been on here yet?
Becoming a firefighter in OC is the easy way out. Mainly because these guys are not smart enough to be cops or hate the UPS uniforms.- nik
