The Dirty

Posted in Junior Varsity, Newport, The Dirty | January 31st, 2012

JUNIOR VARSITY: Nik, my phone has been going off all morning about how TMZ used me as a reference to describe Mitt Romney’s butchering of “America the Beautiful”.

It looks like plagiarism to me.- nik

Posted in Newport, Sniper | January 30th, 2012

SNIPER:  Messy hair, don’t care. Group of girls roll into Mutts, easy to spot out which ones got laid last night.

Posted in Newport, The Dirty | January 28th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have a question for you. Do you think that successful men are more likely to cheat on their spouses? Is there anything to do to stop that from happening? Thanks.

Yes, because successful mean buy objects.  The don’t treat females as people, they are sex toys.- nik

Posted in Newport | January 27th, 2012

Posted in Newport, The Dirty | January 26th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, I saw this and had to post it on your site cause I believe that is the fate of all girls who read your site and take to heart everything that you say, mostly about needing plastic surgery, blonde hair, and perfect figures to be “beautiful”. Real Sexi Barbie posted a a picture of herself when she was a lot younger and a natural girl next door beauty. (first picture that is attached). Obviously she didn’t feel pretty enough (I blame society for this) and felt the need to transform into a Barbie sex doll. I feel your site promotes this very behavior among girls. Now that you have your own beautiful daughter I think this can be put more into perspective. What if your daughter grew up and wanted to look like this? Would you honestly be ok with that? And I am curious to your honest opinion about this. With a gun to your head, would you chose the before or the after?

She looks better now, but you can’t fix ugly sometimes. I am not a fan of excessive plastic surgery. Just fix the parts that men find attractive and move on in life.- nik

Posted in Cellan, Newport, The Dirty | January 23rd, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was really skeptical about the Cellen stuff to begin with. Then I figured, what do I have to lose? I got 20 lbs above my ideal weight towards the end of summer (Beers, Burgers, Etc.). I wanted to ditch the excess, but didn’t have the time for the gym or any other workout. 27 days into Cellan and I was looking at my stomach today and realized how retarded it was of me not to start beginning of summer. I’m not where I want to be yet, but I have faith that by the time I’m done I’ll look like I did in ’06.

Everyone please keep submitting your Before and After images… love it.- nik

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Posted in Costa Mesa, Dirty Horses, Gretchen Rossi, Newport, The Dirty | January 18th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Gretchen Rossi and Slade really live in Costa Mesa.  They probably don’t have enough money to afford to live in Newport. Lucky for me I am their next door neighbor and get to stare at her ugly baby blue car every day. About 3 weeks ago I even got to watch her drunkenly stumble out of the drivers seat with another ugly blonde.  Awesome.

I can’t wait until you download our iPhone Application so you can Sniper their asses.- nik

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Posted in Dallas, Hollywood, Newport, Scottsdale, The Dirty | January 18th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been wondering.  Now that you have a daughter of your own, how would you feel when your daughter gets older and got onto a site like this one?  With ppl bashing her and talking sh*t?  What would you do then?  Even tho I don’t believe any one should have to go through this. But I kinda hope something like this happens to your daughter so you can have a taste of your own medicine.  Have you ever wondered what she may think of you having a site like this?

“Site like this”, a website that has had over 100 million visitors last year. A website that has given a WAKE UP call to drug addicts and alcoholics. A website that has saved puppies. A website that found a dead student in the lake giving closure to his family. A website that preaches honesty. A website that believes in personal morals. A website that saved Ashton Kutcher’s life. A website that has an ARMY… I could go on. By the time Press gets older my website will be the norm and you will have bigger things to worry about.- nik

Posted in Newport, The Dirty | January 18th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need to know who this beautiful girl is.  She looks fine as hell and for some reason she gives off that vibe that sex with her would be an amazing time.

Of course it would be amazing because she would be rolling.- nik

Posted in ASU, Chicago, Dallas, Hollywood, Newport, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Vancouver | January 17th, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, huge fan of TheDirty and everything you stand for.  I thought your marriage to Shayne was a scam like the rest of the world, but a few months into it I noticed this thing was for real.  I’m 6 months prego and definitely going to have a C-Section, I don’t want to mess up my you know what.  A few of my GF’s got fat or never lost the baby fat after they had their kids, but I want to keep my Husband interested and satisfied with me.  That is the least I can do for the man that does everything for me.  Now 7 weeks and for Shayne to have this body is incredible to me… You can try and bullsh*t me and say she takes Cellan, which I don’t doubt.  But there has to be something else she is doing, what is her diet does she have any secrets?  I want to know and get hot for him like Shayne did for you.

She actually wrote her entire diet plan on her blog LamasRichie.com. I am not as hardcore as her when it comes to losing weight. I like doing it the lazy way, but she is aggressive.- nik

Click here to read her DIET on LR