THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, in 2008 you posted a little story about Samer Theodory AKA OC’s Finest. This leader of the 30k millionaire club is still going strong. In 2008 he was driving a 2002 740i BMW, sucking down drinks at Sutra living in an disco ball encrusted apartment trying to go big. Good news! He is still driving that car, living in that dump, stinking up Sutra and the empire is expanding! This mogul is branching out from web pimp, calendar publisher with OC’s Finest models to clothing and children’s toys. Yep, he invented the world famous Bottle cuddler. This thing is so hilarious. Its a cheep china stuff animal with a hole in its head for bottles. Sales were so bad that he ended up donating a few boxes of this stuff to make room at the “OC’s Finest beach house”. After the Bottle Cuddle windfall he founded 24 Karat Fashion in 2012. According to the company’s Facebook as of April 2013 they are taking orders for Mens shirts website soon to launch! The suspense is real Nik. Please tell Samer to return to Lancaster and take his pepsi head clown crew with him.
Some things never change. 30K Millionaires love the Groundhog life. Everyday is a struggle living off overdraft protection.- nik