THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Eggy was in an absolute tizzy after being put on this site! So much so that she created a bunch of web pages with her name and “accolades” so that they will pop up if you google her name instead of a link to your site. Jeremy her boyfriend is starting to come to his senses and realize what trash she really is, but honestly he’s no better. Her next sugar daddy should really invest in some plastic surgery for her instead of shoes and laser away those trashy tattoos.

Women who get tattoos on their breasts have sour milk. I decided.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Vincent Do.  The man who hates TheDirty so much he won’t even view his own submission below because he doesnt want to bring Nik Richie any more traffic. Vincent Do has finally met his match. Vincent claims to be GOD of the nightlife. He tells everybody he spreads love and positive vibes but its all his college marketing he is using to separate you from your money. DO NOT FALL FOR HIS LIES.  He will use you for drugs or for your phone contacts.  He cheats on all his girlfiends and I’m 100% certain he is gay or bi.  He has been in the nightlife scene for over ten years and has not made it on here once. Nik he hates you, me and DA. He posted on facebook he was about to throw a drink in your face in Scottsdale. He moved from Newport to AZ and is trying in Vegas.

Do you think he is Forgy because of his chest cavity? He does have a little boys body and terrible taste in women.- nik

I will be signing copies of the book at Bootsy Bellows in celebration of its release in stores. Come join me this Saturday, May 18. Sh*t is getting real… so don’t miss out.- nik

**Let the book tour madness begin**

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so many girls here in OC and Hollywood go-go dancing as we all know it.  Well, what many of them don’t share is what they do after their short career… usually they all turn to Porn in order to be able to pay those bills and hope some fan boy can fall in love with them and take care of them financially since they are way past their prime.  Here is a great example… Christina and Justine.

Yes, that is the Regis you are thinking of.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Hoag Hospital in Newport Beach announced that elective abortions will no longer be performed at the hospital because of the low number of procedures done annually.  I think they are totally full of sh*t.  They are a “rich persons” hospital and many rich people consider abortions to be a very bad thing and a sign of poverty.  I wanted to get your opinion on it and see if you agree with me?

I’m Team Hoag on this one sorry.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Joselyn and I used to be friends until I got annoyed by her constant lying. If you get plastic surgery just own up to it. She looks beautiful now compared to what she used to look like. When a person would ask her what procedures she has had done, she would just say “breast and nose”.  Seriously???? Everyone close to her knows every procedure she has had done. She barely works out but she has abs… That’s where the lipo sculpting comes in… Abs over night for her. She also had lipo in other places also. Her lips look smaller… Most people get lip injections to make them bigger, but not Joselyn… She went smaller. Joselyn had a saggy butt before so she decided to get butt implants… Her butt wasn’t from squats like she claims. Her teeth looked ridiculous before so she got those fixed.  Next her droopy eyes got a lift, now they are so big and round. Oh and her jawline needed a little help also. Oh yeah did I mention her Botox injections she gets regularly. Who pays for all of her surgeries? Her sugar daddies of course!  She doesn’t pay her own rent or car. She works at Cafe Lu to meet sugar daddies. I’m happy that Joselyn looks 10x better but c’mon stop acting like you only needed a little help to fix you’re whole face.

I want to give Spanish Nanny’s surgeon the Nobel Peace Prize.- nik