THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Joselyn and I used to be friends until I got annoyed by her constant lying. If you get plastic surgery just own up to it. She looks beautiful now compared to what she used to look like. When a person would ask her what procedures she has had done, she would just say “breast and nose”. Seriously???? Everyone close to her knows every procedure she has had done. She barely works out but she has abs… That’s where the lipo sculpting comes in… Abs over night for her. She also had lipo in other places also. Her lips look smaller… Most people get lip injections to make them bigger, but not Joselyn… She went smaller. Joselyn had a saggy butt before so she decided to get butt implants… Her butt wasn’t from squats like she claims. Her teeth looked ridiculous before so she got those fixed. Next her droopy eyes got a lift, now they are so big and round. Oh and her jawline needed a little help also. Oh yeah did I mention her Botox injections she gets regularly. Who pays for all of her surgeries? Her sugar daddies of course! She doesn’t pay her own rent or car. She works at Cafe Lu to meet sugar daddies. I’m happy that Joselyn looks 10x better but c’mon stop acting like you only needed a little help to fix you’re whole face.
I want to give Spanish Nanny’s surgeon the Nobel Peace Prize.- nik