Newport | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Abby Thinks She Is Black

November 2, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 143


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Abby. As you can see she thinks she is black. Now I know she is built for a black man but that doesn’t give you the right to act like a ratchet Nicki Minaj. Abby, you are white, act like it. You aren’t a rapper.

I blame Obama.- nik

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What A Monster

October 28, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 253

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, horrific footage has surfaced that shows a Chinese stepmother viciously beating a toddler because she wet herself. In the footage, the woman whips the little girl a horrific 87 times with a branch, kicks her 14 times, and slaps her face eight times.

I can’t watch it.- nik

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The DIRTY ARMY Miami Invasion This Weekend

October 28, 2014 Chicago, Dallas, Hollywood, Miami, Newport, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Vancouver, Winnipeg 0


It’s called multi-tasking. I plan to spend most of my night at SET — buy me a bottle (Vodka preference 50 Bleu, Tequila preference 1942, Champagne preference Ace of Spades) and I will remove your post from TheDirty. I love you Miami…see you this weekend. [Click here to book a table next to me].- nik

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It All Makes Sense Now

October 26, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 36


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, here’s some throwbacks of “Blood Diamond.” That’s her mom and clearly the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. I guess it all makes sense knowing that she was a pale, ginger with straight eyebrows that she would end up a delusional hoe. I wonder what her “biker gang” daddy thinks of his precious daughter.

That looks like hotel carpeting.- nik

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My Stepford Wife Life

October 24, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 38


(Click on the image to see this “Stepford Wife’s” +2′s… thoughts?)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! Thanks so much for cluing me in to this alternate universe. All my life all I have wanted to be was a faithful wife. I’m extremely attractive, largely because of plastic surgery guide lines from you! Anyway, never really meant to be a gold digger but now I have an Ivy league education and I just want to be a sexy Newport mom. I understand I’ll be replaced in ten years but I promise to make those ten years the most amazing sex filled blow job years of his life. So what now Nik you judgmental prick? Never mind won’t be checking back just making naked sandwiches while I give my husband a blow job.

Katie, why are you sending me naked pictures of yourself? I’m already taken.- nik

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Which One Is It

October 22, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 31

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just read on tamra barnys Facebook that one of Lynne’s daughters is pregnant. Last I knew they were both hardcore ravers who both were taking off their clothes for money. I can’t seem to find anything about which one is pregnant since Tamra mentioned the daughter is due next month!?

Looks like someones Porn career just ended.- nik

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Joselyn Cano’s Butt Injection Scars

October 20, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 136



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, did anyone else notice the two dots (injection scars?) below Joselyn’s butt in her IG photo? What can it be Nik?

Maybe she is growing nipples for future surgeries.- nik

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“Coming Out Day” Turned Me Gay

October 16, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 226


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I read to story on your blog about “Coming Out Day” at high schools, and I felt the need to share my story.  I was a 14 year old Freshman, I was very goofy but who isn’t at 14.   I got picked on a lot and it really hurt.  I ended up making friends with the “outcasts” and pretty much hated high school.  We had “coming out day” and 2 kids I was friends with came out of the closet and all the sudden they went from getting picked on to being heroes.  All that jocks that picked on them the week before, were high fiving them and inviting them to cool parties, while I kept on getting picked on.  I saw how everyone treated the gay kids, so I decided my Sophmore year I would “come out” even though I wasn’t gay.  I endured a lot more bullying but when I “came out” my sophomore year it was the best.  Everyone that bullied me stopped and became my friend, everyone said I was so brave and so cool for admitting I was gay.  I started hanging out with all the gay kids and the peer pressure got to me.  I eventually ended up giving 3 blow jobs to senior guys even though I didn’t want to, but in my head blowing 3 guys was nothing compared to how lonely and bullied I was.  To me it was worth it.  My junior year I was sexually active and had sex with several other students, again, I didn’t want to but I was forced to, I didn’t wanna go back to eating lunch by myself and always staying at home because no one wanted to be my friend.  During my senior year I really thought I was gay, I had a boyfriend.  I had accepted it, I’m gay, I love me and I love penis but 2 years after high school, I’m so f*cked in the head.  Everyone thinks I’m gay, but I’m not.  I want to date girls in my town, but they all see me as their bestfriend and when I tell them I’m not gay, they tell me I’m confused.  I just want to yell at them “No you stupid b*tch, I’m straight, I was gay so I could get through high school” at the end of the day, I would much rather have spent 4 years being irrelevant and picked on rather then where I am now.  I don’t have gay bone in my body. So my take “Coming Out Day” should be banned from all schools, at 14 we are way too young to understand that concept.

Thank you for sharing your story with us. That takes a lot of courage.- nik


I Don’t Know How I Feel About “Coming Out Day”

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