Real Sexy Barbie Married The Swallow King

October 9, 2014 Las Vegas, Newport, The Dirty 53

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, finally Realsexibarbie got married to that Douchebag Swallow King in Vegas… Please be prepared to that Divorce in like 3 Months.  And lets not hope they have a child… it would be a disaster for the human race.

She looks pregnant already.- nik



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Why I Joined The Dirty Army

October 9, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 151

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, as a huge fan of yours, I wanted to let you know that I really appreciate what you’re doing here. Your site functions as a counterbalance to all the lies and bullsh*t beta males do and tell women in order for them to gain favor or appeal. The criticism you give is impartial, and isn’t laced with desperation or artificial admiration that stems from personal insecurities. You cut through all the bullsh*t, and grace us with the truth, and for that my friend, I thank you. Every guy should recognize the great service you’re providing. Unfortunately, we live in a world where women are systematically trying to strip guys of their confidence, emasculate them, make them feel inferior, take advantage of them, and deceive them. We need a voice like yours to poke holes in the inflated egos of these perps. We need you to tame their arrogance. Show the flaws and deficiencies in their facade of perfection. Today I make a solemn pledge that my allegiance will always be to The Dirtty and everything it stands for. Long live the Alpha Male and Nik Richie aka “Our Fearless Leader”!!!

Thank you.- nik



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Fake Ass Hustler

October 7, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 78

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this little fruitloop thinks he’s some kind of hustler trying to sell all these watches, glasses, belts, handbags, etc. to people as a living. I met this sperm reject through a mutual friend when I was in the market for a high end watch. So I met up with him and bought one of his “watches” for a “good deal” he said. I know it’s partially my fault for not having it appraised by a real jeweler, but thought my boy knows him so he’s got to be legit. Turns out my piece is fake and now this f*ck tard is no where to be found. If I get a hold of this clown I’mma ring his tiny neck!!!! Guess it runs in the family as his sister is a wanna be escort that got fired from Equinox.

Please be from Iraq. All these Iranian hustlers in the OC are bringing the real entrepreneurs down.- nik



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Holly Weber Is Still Seeing Old, Fat Johns

October 7, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 108

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been DA strong from way, way back. Sorry for the late post on this. I was at The Deck in Laguna the weekend before last. I was drinking with some friends and Hooker Holly the so called “model/actress turned hooker”, then reformed of her sl*tty ways is back at being the hooker she is. She came walking in the same fat old dude – John Stefani, there was an older woman with them. She was probably John’s wife, they probably do threesomes while he has viagra on the drip. He couldn’t keep his hands off her, she loved the attention. I think everyone who was watching them knew what was up and were trying to hold back their food from coming up. She was way over dressed, her lips looked so over inflated. It was pretty pathetic. I wish I had pics, but I couldn’t take any and not make it obvious. A while back she posted on her website a mea culpa admitting to her Hooker Holly past. Her website is still up with the story admitting her porta potty past. She even added a calendar with the times she hooked up with this fat bastard and what she earned from each pillow biting session. I don’t know why she did this. Maybe to try to wash her dirty vagina clean from the years from being happy hooker holly. For whatever reason, she’s back at it and with the same old dude. You’d think she get a different dude – Uh. I guess she’s going for broke or going to not be broke. Her DA name is now Hooker Holly, I decided. Peace.

Good to know The Deck is the new Javier’s for this kind of people watching.- nik



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We Can All Book DJ Megan Daniels

October 6, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 69

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I use an escorting agency out here in OC when I need to get a way from wifey and I was looking through their roster and came across the one and only DJ Megan Daniels… I guess DJing isn’t paying enough lol.

“Energy to do pretty much anything…” what does that mean?- nik



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Did Ben Upgrade Or Downgrade

October 6, 2014 Las Vegas, Newport, The Dirty 147

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Ben, Kina’s ex, has finally moved on as well. His new gf’s name is Gigi and she is from Orange County. A lot better for him then Kina [Scooby Snack] if you ask me. What do you think Nik, Gigi or Kina?

I have to see her with less clothes on. She looks a lot older than Scooby Snack in this image.- nik



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Sarai Rollins Tags The Truth

October 5, 2014 Dubai, Newport, The Dirty 70

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how dumb is Sarai Rollins? ‘The Dubai Mall’ = Porta Potty life. I wonder if these Arabs actually undress or just lift up their skirts? Sarai let’s make a deal. I’m actually a well off individual from Newport who liked you until I saw this picture. If you can prove to me you personally paid for this trip to Dubai, I will personally refund you the full amount for the trip. No questions asks, no sexual favors. You have my word. Prove your worth in this world Sarai, not your stink.

What if her ‘modeling agency’ paid for it… does that count?- nik



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Are You Kidding Me

October 3, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 86

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I love your work. Keep showing us the real side of people and keep ignoring all the haters who can’t stand to be called out on their bull. Came across this post by a DRD-ridden loser who has been called out before. Now our born-again Christian Kennesse is calling out over IG what it takes to be a “real mother” and putting their child’s needs above their own. Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t this from the same “mother” who’s child has heartbreaking disabilities from her non-stop drug use while pregnant which from her recent posts of a shrinking body, makes you wonder if she’s back to drinking that pepsi strong. On another note, I was horrified to see this post of her new man, Jon who did a tattoo for me. (BTW thank you for keeping me from getting any more tattoos, your site has shown me they are nothing more than skank stamps for attention seeking 1.723′s.) I am horrified that I have a DRD now just from the thought of him holding a tattoo gun to me, gloves and clean needle or not. My doctor just got a 911 call begging for a check-up. Can you put my mind at ease and tell me that being in the same room as these losers can’t give you a DRD? Love your opinion man, you are a GOD and thank Shayne for me, her pictures give me daily inspiration of what perfection is and when its time for my +2′s after working my body to her epic proportions, I am for sure using her doctor and advice for size. Major love to your beautiful family, Nik.

DRD is only airborne in Riverside. Newport is safe for now.- nik



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