Newport | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Why Is Lee S. Bruemmer So Mad At Scooby Snack

December 10, 2014 Costa Mesa, Las Vegas, Newport, Scooby, The Dirty 75


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, not sure what it was about or all the parties involved but its always fun when Thickness is crying about everyone calling her a fat midget and then this gets posted on her page about Scooby Snack.

You know sh*t is going down when the Costa Mexico community is involved.- nik

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Let Us Pursue Our Dreams

December 8, 2014 Junior Varsity, Newport, Scooby, The Dirty 35

JUNIOR VARSITY: Nik, on 60 Minutes Sports they did a segment on the EFLI which is India’s professional football league.  They have 32 teams and franchises are worth around 3.5 million dollars, so this thing is serious.  Scooby and I are really considering going out there for next season and becoming some superstars.   I know I will the Tom Brady/Deion Sanders of the league, and Scooby would easily be the Troy Polamalu minus the luxurious hair.  Would this be a problem if we decided to go?  We have 6 weeks to figure it out. This could be us next season on The Hyderabad Skykings.

Dude I want to try-out as a kicker.- nik


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Newport’s Trashiest Couple

December 6, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 79


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the old man is Russell, he is 50 years old and finally has his first girlfriend, Caroline. Caroline has been many guys girlfriend and can still be seen on Plenty of Fish and other dating websites. Caroline needs to kick her drug habit and start paying back the plastic surgeons who bankrupted her with a bad nose job and multiple bad boob jobs. She has more Facebook accounts then real friends and seeks out men to be FB friends so she can make stupid posts as if she were famous. She will never be famous because she is too dumb and too loose. If you see this couple or either of them alone, you should stay away!

I like Caroline’s fake scarf.- nik

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Annabell Is The Hottest Girl In Orange County

December 5, 2014 Newport 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl might be stunning and have the looks but I’ve heard she’s feisty! I’ve seen Annabell in the past and had seen her a few times when we were younger over in Huntington beach, but I never had the balls to talk to her I mean if I did I doubt she ever recognized me since I was such a nerd Without a doubt. one of the hottest girls to bless Newport. I wanted to see what you think about her and do you agree she is one of the hottest girls?

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Megan Belét Doesn’t Even Care

December 5, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 48


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Megan Belét doesn’t even care if people know what she does for a living. Look at her on FB just trying to recruit other hookers or even new hookers to party for 1k per day… Hmmm, now I wonder… what guy is going to pay 1k to a girl just to do nothing???

I like Megan the Madam — more intel please. So some GoPro is going to pay 200k for hood ornaments from Riverside…sounds like the worst event ever.- nik

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Who Is This Couple Who’s Always At The Ritz

December 4, 2014 Laguna Niguel, Newport, The Dirty 55

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m just curious as to who this couple is?! I always see them at Ritz Carlton in Laguna Niguel. I came across their Instagram and from my understanding, they claim they LIVE there. The girl calls her guy the “mayor” cause apparently she claims he’s famous there and everyone knows him. I just don’t feel them. I don’t know. There’s something wrong about them. In all their Instagram photos, their mouths are always wide open. WHY? Do you know them?

No idea who they are. But if I lived at the Ritz in OC, my side-tail wouldn’t look handsome like the Mayor’s.- nik

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Pretty Boy Killer On The Loose — Jason Derek Brown

December 4, 2014 Newport, Scottsdale, The Dirty 90

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ten years ago Jason Derek Brown murdered my sisters friend Robert Keith Polameres, an armoured security guard, for $56k in cash. This happened on November 24 2004 at the AMC theater 24 in Awahtukee a suburb west of Tempe where Jason lived. Jason is from Orange County and a devout Mormon family. His father disappeared under mysterious circumstances years earlier. Jason did a Mormon mission in France and speaks fluent French and apparently knows Spanish as well.  He has a masters degree in international business. He is known for his party lifestyle where he buys expensive toys he can’t afforded. He used to run modeling scams and sell outdoor equipment. He is known for his appearance which is similar to Sean Penn who’s body double has been arrested numerous times by mistake. He was last spotted in 2008 in Salt Lake City. It’s time this creeps luck ran out and I’m hoping your audience will recognize him. One weird trait about him is he shaves off all his body hair except what’s on his head.

If you see Jason Derek Brown please contact authorities.- nik

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You Are All Jealous Haters Of Hope Parker

December 4, 2014 Dubai, Hollywood, Newport, The Dirty 399


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, people need to stop talking sh*t about Hope Parker on Sarai’s post. Hope is no escort, hooker, porta potty or any of that stuff. Just because she flies private and hangs around John’s doesn’t mean she sleeps with them for money. She was just with her friend Sarai and thats all. As you can see, when the weekend was over, she was back to grinding and working. Look at all those degrees on the wall, you think those came easy? Keep hating on her cause she is beautiful and men love spending money on her.

So Hope sleeps with guys for free? I don’t understand what you are trying to say.- nik


Sarai Rollins Thinks We Are Dumb

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