THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, This Euro “Trout” has been a fixture in the Newport scene since the 80’s. He is also a local hairstylist by the name of Christopher Preston. He tries to be charming using his British accent and diamond Rolex and nice car to impress people but he has no money. He lets everyone else pay for him and almost even expects it. He’s 54 years old and tells girls he is only in his early 40’s. He is so vein he has weekly laser treatments to look younger and only ever talks about himself and how great he is. He’s completely twisted on top of it. He likes to attend local sex parties and make his girlfriends do sick things while he watches. Sadly, this douchebag gets even worse. He has been dating my friend for the past year and was arrested twice for domestic violence for pushing her around. The second time while she was pregnant. When he found out they were going to have a baby, he told her he hoped she miscarried, which she did. All the while, he was messing around with his old horsey faced ex-girlfriend. My friend is finally through with this ass hat and now he is back out on the prowl. Ladies, watch out.
Its a cubic Folex. I decided.- nik