Newport | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

EXCLUSIVE: My Heart To Heart With Refund Gap Kristy Doumani

November 7, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 473


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Blood Diamond’s Stomach Is Immaculate

November 5, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 246


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, whoever said Blood Diamond photoshops her pictures are crazy. Look here douches, do you see any photoshop? No, because there isn’t. Her stomach is flat and the last post about her was just a bad picture.

Thank you Blood Diamond.- nik

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Abby Thinks She Is Black

November 2, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 143


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Abby. As you can see she thinks she is black. Now I know she is built for a black man but that doesn’t give you the right to act like a ratchet Nicki Minaj. Abby, you are white, act like it. You aren’t a rapper.

I blame Obama.- nik

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What A Monster

October 28, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 253

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, horrific footage has surfaced that shows a Chinese stepmother viciously beating a toddler because she wet herself. In the footage, the woman whips the little girl a horrific 87 times with a branch, kicks her 14 times, and slaps her face eight times.

I can’t watch it.- nik

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The DIRTY ARMY Miami Invasion This Weekend

October 28, 2014 Chicago, Dallas, Hollywood, Miami, Newport, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Vancouver, Winnipeg 0


It’s called multi-tasking. I plan to spend most of my night at SET — buy me a bottle (Vodka preference 50 Bleu, Tequila preference 1942, Champagne preference Ace of Spades) and I will remove your post from TheDirty. I love you Miami…see you this weekend. [Click here to book a table next to me].- nik

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It All Makes Sense Now

October 26, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 38


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, here’s some throwbacks of “Blood Diamond.” That’s her mom and clearly the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. I guess it all makes sense knowing that she was a pale, ginger with straight eyebrows that she would end up a delusional hoe. I wonder what her “biker gang” daddy thinks of his precious daughter.

That looks like hotel carpeting.- nik

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My Stepford Wife Life

October 24, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 38


(Click on the image to see this “Stepford Wife’s” +2′s… thoughts?)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! Thanks so much for cluing me in to this alternate universe. All my life all I have wanted to be was a faithful wife. I’m extremely attractive, largely because of plastic surgery guide lines from you! Anyway, never really meant to be a gold digger but now I have an Ivy league education and I just want to be a sexy Newport mom. I understand I’ll be replaced in ten years but I promise to make those ten years the most amazing sex filled blow job years of his life. So what now Nik you judgmental prick? Never mind won’t be checking back just making naked sandwiches while I give my husband a blow job.

Katie, why are you sending me naked pictures of yourself? I’m already taken.- nik

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Which One Is It

October 22, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 34

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just read on tamra barnys Facebook that one of Lynne’s daughters is pregnant. Last I knew they were both hardcore ravers who both were taking off their clothes for money. I can’t seem to find anything about which one is pregnant since Tamra mentioned the daughter is due next month!?

Looks like someones Porn career just ended.- nik

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