Maricela From Newport

July 8, 2014 Newport 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick Maricela from Newport is the worst. Fake ass bitch, terrible dye job, real boobs and make up that was obviously inspired by the mounds of pepsi she is snorting off of the dicks of many. What is she thinking? She sued The Yost Theater for sexual harassment and won 50k. Last I heard she works at Ten and from the looks of her in this pic, she spent it all on drugs.



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Whats Up With Jenna Charlette

June 30, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 97

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jenna is completely gorgeous! I can’t see anything wrong with her other than her boobs might be a little too big. So, whats thie dirt on this girl? She seems too good to be true… She’s also bff’s with tranny Madison Nicole.

Shim.- nik



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Angie Varona Can’t Be Losing Weight

June 30, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 57

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Angie Varona has been published a ton here and its no secret that she loves any attention she can get.  It looks like she is losing some weight and in exchange her huge cans are getting smaller which is not good for IG followers.  Wanted to remind her that we like them thick these days – not skinny!

Those look real to me for some reason. You can tell they smell like Old Spice.- nik



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Olesha Ferrari Is So Hungry For Attention It’s Disgusting

June 30, 2014 Chicago, Dallas, Newport, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Vancouver 222

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this girl announced on her instagram months ago that she was prego and all the creeps stopped liking her pictures and writing all these comments about how hot and sexy she is.  Well, she couldn’t take it and decided to start posting near naked pictures and her huge prego stomach.  Like lady, that is cool to share with family, but to let every weirdo on the net see it is very disturbing.

Are we positive she is pregnant? The side fat rolls are throwing me off.- nik



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Jennifer Klemm (Viele) Back At It

June 28, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 21

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check this sh*t out… So apparently our very own dirty girl myspace alum Jennifer V is now a “certified personal trainer” and has even been deemed by HealthGoddess.com as a health and fitness expert (laughable)! I guess she’s left behind all of her years of hardcore bottle rat behavior and turned a new leaf? What do you think of her new chiseled, dare I say, MANLY, exterior? If she’s not careful she’ll have bulging biceps and protruding veins just like Madge. Though it looks like she FINALLY got rid of that muffin top tire you turned her down for years ago.

She is not aging well. I decided.- nik



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I Hate Kardashian Style Eyebrows

June 24, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 72

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, when I see your motherland eyebrows on a woman I immediately think of fat injections in the girls ass. Your fault. My question, why does your kind Sharpie over their existing eyebrows to make them look even hairier?

Blame the Mexicans… they started it.- nik



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Ashton Colby Sachs Is One Disturbed Individual

June 23, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 83

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Colby Sachs murdered his parents and tried to do the same to two siblings, causing the paralysis of his 8-year-old brother. In the $3.7 million hillside pad on Peppertree Bend in San Juan Capistrano is where this sick f*ck is accused of the fatal shootings of his 54-year-old mother Andra Sachs and 57-year-old father Bradford Sachs as they slept in the early morning hours of Feb. 9.  Why are all the rich kids so unhappy with their life and try and kill their parents for giving them everything they want?

This makes me want to give all my money away.- nik



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Veronica Pereira back to naked Rhino Sloot

June 23, 2014 Newport 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, When will these sloots learn that their business ideas are only as good as their funding by men? Looks like Veronica D Pereira’s great Pole Fitness Xpress dance studio in Costa Mesa, CA bit the dust and closed. Awwww no more training the sloots. She married a broke as AC repair man and got knocked up and it’s been down hill from there. I guess he couldn’t fund her little pole dance venture as she thought he could…. ooops. Now it’s back to the Rhino for her to spin naked on the pole with your hooo ha hanging out for $1 tips and $20 to let guys finger you and suck your nice +2′s. Such a nice life to look forward to. The Office, better take note. Your “career” lasts as long as the trout wants to put up with your ass and funds you. Start back talking and you’ll find yourself with an ad on Backpage.com in the escorts section…. again. I can’t wait to suck those big titties again at the Rhino, Veronica!



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