What’s With The Spanish Nanny’s Butt

June 20, 2014 Newport 0


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, did she get ass implants or injections?  Screen shot off WSHH.  Just looks weird.  Reminds me of Mickey Rourke’s butt cheeks in the movie The Wrestler.

Very rectangular.- nik

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Most Of You Girls Are Basic Bitches

June 19, 2014 Hollywood, Newport, The Dirty 47

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is for all these working girls who think they are so damn cool and live this lavish lifestyle… not bitch… you are basic, just like all your friends.

Usually CH videos suck, but this one is pretty good.- nik

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Real Housewives Of Orange County — Alexa Curtin aka Jayden Taylors Is Really Good At Porn

June 18, 2014 Hollywood, Newport, The Dirty 61


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so everyone is starting to break this story about Alexa Curtin and how she is doing porn under the name Jayden Taylors but no one is giving you credit.  I don’t get why people seem to forget how this game works.  Nik Richie is the truth!  Alexa knows what she is doing, I watched her stuff at Nubiles.net and it’s well worth it…  Click here to see some hearts.

Has Andy Cohen talked about this yet? Not a good look for the Real Housewives franchise.- nik


The Real Pornstars Of Orange County – Alexa Curtin Is Jayden Taylors 


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How To Land A Trout Like Mine

June 17, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 376


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am everything you hate in a woman. I have red hair, natural (and massive, upwards of DDs)boobs, tattoos, and almost 30, the whole nine yards. I live in OC among so many beautiful people I got frustrated and deleted FB because I was tired of looking at all the flawless women out here. A few years ago while bartending I met an older man who was funny, very handsome, charming, eccentric and EXTREMELY wealthy. Every chick I worked with wanted him, even the girls in their teens were drooling over this guy. He tried to court me forever but I was stuck on a loser ex. When that situation was over I decided to give “Peter” a chance. First date to South Coast blows close to 10k on jewelry, purses (I said no to red bottoms lol) things I normally don’t care about or desire to own. No sex was involved, barely a goodnight peck. Now we’ve been dating for 3 months he pays all my bills despite my objections. He doesn’t like me working (got my own business now, before he was in the picture) but understands I need to stay productive. When I asked him “why me” his answer was simple. “You never ask for anything from anyone, which makes me want to give you the world.” We have great sex and talk all day everyday and I adore him. Ladies, if you wanna land a “trout” like mine, try being a decent person. Make someone laugh instead of just stripping down and sucking Greg. My chubby ginger ass gets to go to Monaco next week, and you hoes get peed on for iPads. I win!

Enjoy it while it lasts.- nik

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I Hate My Snobby Parents

June 16, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 149

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I’m 23 years old and come from a very wealthy family in OC.  My boyfriend is 29 and works for a start up company that his bestfriend started… he only makes around 30k per year since the company is so new and because he believes this will make him rich in the future… well my parents on the other hand, think my boyfriend is a loser and is only with me because of my money.  But they don’t get it, I’ve tried dating men with money but all they do is play games because they have money and there is so many gold diggers trying to be with them… I don’t want to play games, I don’t have time for that… thats why my man is the best, he doesn’t play around… he is honest, loving, caring and not a douchebag… but my parents would never allow me to marry him unless he is clearing the 7 figures yearly… and that might not be for years down the road… my parents are threatening to cut me off if I stay with him… what do I do?

Stay with your dude. A relationship based on money is not a real relationship. Grow together as a team, fight for each other. It will only make your love stronger. There is no such thing as stability… what is life without love?- nik

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Red Bottom Advertising

June 15, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 101

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, for all those people who are naive and don’t think Joselyn Cano is an escort, here is the Red Bottom proof. Also, those butt implants are so noticeable and unnatural!

The overflowed trashcan in the public restroom says a lot about Spanish Nanny.- nik

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Haters Need To Stop Hating On Spanish Nanny

June 11, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 342

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, who cares how much Plastic Surgery Nanny has had? The bottom line is she looks smokin HOT now and her Plastic Surgeon deserves a medal. Furthermore, her enhanced looks have allowed her to secure a Wealthy Trout in OC, every Porta Potty’s childhood dream! Look at the F**kcin size of the this Trout’s Closet. The only people hating are low income peasant Guys who haven’t been able to put it in and ugly girls who wish they had her plastic surgeon and unfortunately have to actually go to a 9 to 5 job to earn income! You’re pathetic, average and ordinary! Spanish Nanny’s stock is rising with massive appreciation. Buy in now while you can.

I wonder how sturdy those butt implants are in the doggy position.- nik

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I Need Your Wife’s Help

June 11, 2014 Hollywood, Newport, The Dirty 152

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik! I’ve been DA strong for many years now, and I think you need to post this for your female followers. I’ve been wearing extensions for 5 years now, and I’m wondering what brand your wife wears. I have platinum, cool tone blonde hair like Shayne has. I’ve always had a problem finding extensions that match my hair color perfectly. Before you judge, I’m an accountant who’s currently working for a Fortune 500 Company, and brassy, yellow-ish hair extensions are not acceptable. I typically spend several hundred on extensions, and have them dyed (which damages them). They don’t last very long, and they get damaged quickly. Please help Nik! I don’t wear “red bottoms” and rock club dresses. I rock suits, and need my hair extensions to be platinum and healthy like my natural hair. Shayne…hook me up!!! P.S. That’s Britney Spears in that pic…a definite fashion “don’t”.

Linked in Weft application. 20″ silky straight. Make sure they cut into the hair.- SDLR

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