Newport | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

Pretty Boy Killer On The Loose — Jason Derek Brown

December 4, 2014 Newport, Scottsdale, The Dirty 90

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ten years ago Jason Derek Brown murdered my sisters friend Robert Keith Polameres, an armoured security guard, for $56k in cash. This happened on November 24 2004 at the AMC theater 24 in Awahtukee a suburb west of Tempe where Jason lived. Jason is from Orange County and a devout Mormon family. His father disappeared under mysterious circumstances years earlier. Jason did a Mormon mission in France and speaks fluent French and apparently knows Spanish as well.  He has a masters degree in international business. He is known for his party lifestyle where he buys expensive toys he can’t afforded. He used to run modeling scams and sell outdoor equipment. He is known for his appearance which is similar to Sean Penn who’s body double has been arrested numerous times by mistake. He was last spotted in 2008 in Salt Lake City. It’s time this creeps luck ran out and I’m hoping your audience will recognize him. One weird trait about him is he shaves off all his body hair except what’s on his head.

If you see Jason Derek Brown please contact authorities.- nik

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You Are All Jealous Haters Of Hope Parker

December 4, 2014 Dubai, Hollywood, Newport, The Dirty 399


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, people need to stop talking sh*t about Hope Parker on Sarai’s post. Hope is no escort, hooker, porta potty or any of that stuff. Just because she flies private and hangs around John’s doesn’t mean she sleeps with them for money. She was just with her friend Sarai and thats all. As you can see, when the weekend was over, she was back to grinding and working. Look at all those degrees on the wall, you think those came easy? Keep hating on her cause she is beautiful and men love spending money on her.

So Hope sleeps with guys for free? I don’t understand what you are trying to say.- nik


Sarai Rollins Thinks We Are Dumb

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**UPDATE: Serious Inquiries Only

December 4, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 0

**Thank you to all 103 woman who have emailed — Scooby is still evaluating his choices so if you have not received a response don’t freak out. He will be making a decision by Monday. Last second entries welcome. Remember this is real life and PRIVATE. Once again thank you for having the courage to put yourself out there, life is not easy in the single world.- nik


Dear Female DA — us boys have a wedding we need to attend on December 13th in Pennsylvania. And I need a date for this lovely Mexican-Mormon gentleman. I want to be very clear, I am not asking for penetration (Scooby doesn’t know how so don’t worry about that). I want a nice normal looking girl to just hang out with Scoobs as a friend. I will be paying a per diem of $200 and you will have to sign a standard nondisclosure agreement (nothing crazy, we get weird sometimes and it’s best to keep matters private). So if this interests you, we would love to have you join us for a night you will never forget.

Serious inquiries only, please include a real photo with email (you will not be posted on TheDirty), thanks — [email protected]

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Lizzie Hopkins Is A Real Model You Damn Losers

December 4, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 192

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Lizzie is a real model! She is young, beautiful, and soon to be famous. If you don’t believe me, then take a look at some of her work! She has a boyfriend, career, and everyone is jealous of her!

You tell’m Lizzie! #Haters #FindMeOnFacebook #SloppyJoes #RealRack.- nik


Lizzie Hopkins Is All Photoshop

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Newport Beach Gold Digging Cougars: Now And Then

November 26, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 18


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I used to frequent Javier’s in Crystal Cove back in 7-5-2011 and saw this group of gold digging Cougars. Now its 11-19-2014 and I am wondering whatever happen to these hookers? Did they get married to an ugly, old rich sugar daddy? Moved from Newport Beach? Continued stripping & hooking? Or finally realized their days were number and are trying to clean up their act? Any idea?

I think they all work for LoanDepot now.- nik


Can You Nasty Beat Gold Digging Cougars Stay Away From Javier’s In Newport Please

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ITG Monday

November 24, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 30

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Cafe Lu hasn’t been posted in a while since all the DC’s like Spanish Nanny graduated to big league escorts but I saw this pic and thought what an ITG! Thats 4 fingers all day. I know the fact that she is probably Asian and has tats will kill it for you but anyway….

The new recruits look terrible.- nik

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Sandra Poopa Is Back

November 22, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 67


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, one of the Poopa sisters is back at it!! Even has youtube videos of her dancing… Veronique is nowhere to be found. How do you like her new look? And any idea if she’s still on MFC?

Keep that chest real Sandra Poppa.- nik

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Instagram Escorts EXPOSED: Trophy Wives Edition

November 21, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 199

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, took this long to get her posted on here, I’m surprised. This chick and her friends is what’s wrong with OC. A bunch of vapid chicks with too manny injectables… going on *ladies lunches* and posting on Instagram all day… Barf… You’re not high society, it’s so sad, you don’t do anything positive or productive with your self centered life, nuvo rich garbage.Real wealthy ppl don’t brag the way you and your friends do, You’re just a insta celebrity at best. I give it a couple of years bfr you file for bankruptcy protection…. That’s how the instant wealthy rolls in oc… All smoke and mirrors! Btw you still look ugly Ashley Fargo, thanks to Google.

There is no such thing as ‘high society’ in Orange County unless it’s drug related.- nik


Who Do You Think Is The Most Narcissistic Instagram “Celebrity”

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