THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Crytstal from OC.  She is the southern California model manager from Rockstar Girls.  She also dabbles in modeling herself.  Do you think the Rockstar or Monster girls are hotter?

Every year it’s different. Monster has had the ugliest girls for the past 5 years, but then they started paying them stupid money to get as naked as possible. I still think Rockstar is winning, but BARELY.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m not sure if you remember me or not? I met you at Mutts and you kept calling me The Fachelor because I looked like a fat version of the Bachelor guy. Dude I took your advice and got on your new pills. Just wanted to say thank you. Here are the before/afters I promised you – 22 days/-14 pounds. Stay clean boss. Schoon on me next time.

I told you. Everyone needs to jump on this stuff. Cellan created GCBx as an advanced formula for ITG and to define tone (no recurring charge either) thanks to my wishes.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, have anyone ever raised the question about The Nanny and how she has money.  Yes, we all know she models but she can’t be making more than 25k per year of her shows and shoots.  I just hope this girl isn’t escorting or anything because that would suck.  She seems to carry herself in a very positive manner and seems like a great person.  So does anyone know if she has any other job.

Spanish Nanny check your email. Scooby emailed you personally about coming on the radio show. Do you speak english?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ashley from OC.  She is a good friend of mine and I’m not here to put her on blast.  My boyfriend never stops talking about her, saying how hot she is and when can we have a threesome?  It is starting to get very annoying.  I went through his phone and he had a bunch of pictures of her saved in his phone.  I’m really considered that he is thinking about her when we have sex because his eyes are always closed.  He never use to do that.  I’m at the point where I’m ready to give in and bang her with him so he can get over the fantasy and get back to concentrating on me.  Do you think if the sex is really good, he would leave me for her?

I say you go for it. He wont like her once he sees how massive her Ilium’s are in person.- nik

K-Wash: Nik, I need to hit you on a couple things.

1) Thanks for the GCBx hook up. I’ve lost ten pounds in 35 days so far. Real talk.

2) Dirty Army, it’s war time over here at MGI. My staff and I are currently booking Nik Richie for speaking engagements at Universities across the country. If you would like Nik to speak at your school please email me [email protected].

Yeah, I’m doing speaking engagements with book signings. If you have any input or can help please email Kent and CC myself ([email protected]) and Scooby ([email protected]).- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet 909er turned OC… Ashley L who lives in Irvine. She is a fake ass b*tch always lying and perpetrating as if she is a top model, when reality she is 909 trash barely getting by in OC… Will this ever end with the 909ers coming down here and ruining the heart of the OC?

They all want the good life in OC. It’s their dream, let her mole live.- nik