Shana Lynn Needs Rehab

March 16, 2014 Las Vegas, Newport, The Dirty 141 98,928 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Shana Lynn who is an absolute wreck. She needs rehab and a lot of therapy. It’s not funny anymore. Since she only dates purple crayons, she thinks she can drop the N bomb anytime she wants let alone get a tattoo of it! She has serious problems and I hope a public shaming will motivate her to get her act together. Anyone who defends her actions are only enabling her at this point. I wonder if she’ll be working at Story anymore with a tattoo like that. How long before we see her in porn or in an obituary?

Wow, Shana Lynn really needs to LaserAway the racist sh*t off her body. That tattoo is racist, don’t give me the “GGA version doesn’t count” card either.- nik

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Cassandra Plouffe aka Pixiedust

March 15, 2014 Huntington Beach, Newport 12 14,704 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I thought it was about time someone post this girl here. Her cousin “Sandra Ann Plouffe” was posted not too long ago. Why not post the “Plouffes”. I’ll start off by the mother of Cassandra. She’s an escort with three children and all three have different dads. I bet you know where I’m going here.

Cassandra dropped out of school at 15 and has been stripping since she is 16. Got kicked out of taboo, Pigales and other strip joints for sleeping with clients in champagne room. To what she confesses in French on social media (Facebook). I have attached a few pictures. I think it’s obvious that she has no “class”. She started escorting while she was a minor. Got caught for prostitution and now has a criminal record. Now a days, you can find her bragging about being a “porn star”… let’s be real, no one has ever heard of the site you work for. You are in the low budget porn life. I sincerely feel bad for this girl but also feel worst for the men who has been with her. There has been multiple people I know personally, that has caught something from her or through her. Use common sense guys.  For my beautiful ladies, if you know anyone who has been with her, please do yourself and the world a favor and stay away!!!!! If someone is stupid enough to touch her, don’t be stupid enough to touch them.

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How It Really Went Down – R.I.P. Rex Jagger Lamas-Richie

March 5, 2014 Hollywood, Newport, The Dirty 0 108,056 Views


My wife Shayne Lamas and I spoke with InTouch Weekly about THE REAL tragedy that went down on February 10, 2014. They have a summary up online, full version is in print this week. If you are curious or just want to know the severity of what went down CLICK HERE. Also, print magazine is now available on newsstands. R.I.P. Rex Jagger.

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Cars For Charity? Not Really…

March 3, 2014 Dirty Business, Newport, The Dirty 7 96,061 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, its about time someone blew the lid off this local ‘donate your car’ to charity.  Neely makes the whole scam even sound worse with his comments. What makes this entire situation even more demonic is not only are they donated just above 10% of their proceeds to charity but Neely also makes it his mission to get high rollers to donate their castoffs and then keeps some of them for personal use… Like he just got a 50+ ft Sunseeker boat that was DONATED and worth nearly one million dollars. This isn’t the first boat that has been donated. Neely doesn’t even own his own home (also rented) or any of the five high end vehicles that him and his cougar ‘wife’ (not really even married) Gloria keep in CDM but somehow has bought himself a million dollar boat?

Cheng, who fronts the money for this ripoff also has MILLIONS OF DOLLARS worth of cars in a warehouse in Costa Mesa. He’s well known around Orange County for his black Enzo among many, many others. This guy is so greedy that when he goes out to eat he doesn’t even tip. Ever. Oh, and he also recently bought a plane…. no wonder the charities are getting shorted!  Funny right? How could two guys be living so large while operating such a good cause?

The pink color scheme really sells this website.- nik

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I Found Your Eyes

March 3, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 12 98,445 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, there is no f*cking way we are stopping this search for the eyes, until you say “Yes, these are the eyes I would have sex with”.  So as the search continues, I bring you a mix of blue and green eyes.  Thoughts.

Hi Jessica, her eyes are better in person. I’m still in brown mode.- nik

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Stripper Taylor May Let Her +2s Get To Her Head

March 1, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 77 107,385 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Taylor May AKA Holly. Taylor/Holly works at Imperial Showgirls in Anaheim. This girl thinks she is absolutly the hottest girl in the world. Ever since she got her boobs done she has become a huge c*nt. Everyday at work she sits down in the dressing room taking TONS of “selfies” for her pathetic 25k followers on instagram. Her teeth are the most horrific things I have ever laid eyes on. Which is the reason she never shows them on her instagram. She thinks she is “famous”, and that everyone loves her. But, everyone actually hates her. She has become loud and obnoxious ever since her boobs got done. She dances with customers that are notorious for fingering girls buttholes. She talks like shes tough because she lives in Lake Elsinore, and her boyfriend is in some sort of biker gang. I’ve been told also, that she NEVER tips out anyone. She is also well known to meet with her customers outside of the club. Taylor AKA Holly, get over yourself. No one wants to here about your “photoshoots” or how your a “published model”. And, before you fix those hills have eyes teeth, no one will think you are hott past your instagram.

I can’t tell if that is Frankenstein or John Goodman on her arm.- nik

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Promescent Is A Miracle Spray

February 27, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 0 99,205 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Thank you Nik! I can’t believe I didn’t try this stuff sooner. Really small bottle, easy to carry. With Promescent sex isn’t just longer it is way more intense. For me and for him. Now the The Huffington Post is even raving about it! My bf doesn’t even have PE and we still use it. Leaves me exhausted every time! You are always right! Life saver!

Everyone who I’ve recommend this product to is now a sex junkie. Now that guys can perform they think they are super heroes. Take it easy.- nik

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The Staff At Mastro’s Ocean Club Are Very Unprofessional

February 27, 2014 Dirty Food, Newport, The Dirty 176 95,120 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this was a horrible experience. The manager and waitress were so rude. They complained that we were not ordering very much food, mostly drinks. Since we had 4 people at the table, instead of 2 people at the other tables, who were perhaps ordering more food. I never would have imagined that this would be a problem. Who would have guessed that anyone would even complain about this. Also, I ended up spending the night vomiting after eating the potato dish, with cheese. Yuck!! I was later told that they would get back to me, regarding what happened, but they NEVER did!!! What kind of business are they running?? Very unprofessional!

Dude order a steak and shut up. Mastro’s is the best.- nik

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