THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, meet Lauren Gioiello. Lauren is a lost soul who drinks and abuses to excess. She was arrested back in December for DUI (check her mugshot profile on the net) and had her car impounded. With no money and no idea how to pay to get her car OUT, Lauren needed a quick check. Any suggestions? I have one… PORN? Check her out on a “casting couch” site under the alias “CORA” taking on a MASSIVE purple CRAYON! lol!