Newport | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 3

“Coming Out Day” Turned Me Gay

October 16, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 226


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I read to story on your blog about “Coming Out Day” at high schools, and I felt the need to share my story.  I was a 14 year old Freshman, I was very goofy but who isn’t at 14.   I got picked on a lot and it really hurt.  I ended up making friends with the “outcasts” and pretty much hated high school.  We had “coming out day” and 2 kids I was friends with came out of the closet and all the sudden they went from getting picked on to being heroes.  All that jocks that picked on them the week before, were high fiving them and inviting them to cool parties, while I kept on getting picked on.  I saw how everyone treated the gay kids, so I decided my Sophmore year I would “come out” even though I wasn’t gay.  I endured a lot more bullying but when I “came out” my sophomore year it was the best.  Everyone that bullied me stopped and became my friend, everyone said I was so brave and so cool for admitting I was gay.  I started hanging out with all the gay kids and the peer pressure got to me.  I eventually ended up giving 3 blow jobs to senior guys even though I didn’t want to, but in my head blowing 3 guys was nothing compared to how lonely and bullied I was.  To me it was worth it.  My junior year I was sexually active and had sex with several other students, again, I didn’t want to but I was forced to, I didn’t wanna go back to eating lunch by myself and always staying at home because no one wanted to be my friend.  During my senior year I really thought I was gay, I had a boyfriend.  I had accepted it, I’m gay, I love me and I love penis but 2 years after high school, I’m so f*cked in the head.  Everyone thinks I’m gay, but I’m not.  I want to date girls in my town, but they all see me as their bestfriend and when I tell them I’m not gay, they tell me I’m confused.  I just want to yell at them “No you stupid b*tch, I’m straight, I was gay so I could get through high school” at the end of the day, I would much rather have spent 4 years being irrelevant and picked on rather then where I am now.  I don’t have gay bone in my body. So my take “Coming Out Day” should be banned from all schools, at 14 we are way too young to understand that concept.

Thank you for sharing your story with us. That takes a lot of courage.- nik


I Don’t Know How I Feel About “Coming Out Day”

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I Don’t Know How I Feel About “Coming Out Day”

October 10, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 185


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looking at high schools for my boy since he is going to be a Freshman in 2016.  This is Sage High School, its a private school off the 73 and suppose to be top notch.  Well, they have an actual “coming out day” where gay kids can come out and not have to worry about being bullied and looked at different.  But I feel like it encourages kids to be gay, you don’t know what you are at 15… what if this makes a straight kid gay?  Would you send Press to a school like this?

Why would a high school promote sexuality? That is just weird. Sage is cut for me. Save this kind of stuff for college.- nik

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Real Sexy Barbie Married The Swallow King

October 9, 2014 Las Vegas, Newport, The Dirty 52


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, finally Realsexibarbie got married to that Douchebag Swallow King in Vegas… Please be prepared to that Divorce in like 3 Months.  And lets not hope they have a child… it would be a disaster for the human race.

She looks pregnant already.- nik

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Why I Joined The Dirty Army

October 9, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 145


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, as a huge fan of yours, I wanted to let you know that I really appreciate what you’re doing here. Your site functions as a counterbalance to all the lies and bullsh*t beta males do and tell women in order for them to gain favor or appeal. The criticism you give is impartial, and isn’t laced with desperation or artificial admiration that stems from personal insecurities. You cut through all the bullsh*t, and grace us with the truth, and for that my friend, I thank you. Every guy should recognize the great service you’re providing. Unfortunately, we live in a world where women are systematically trying to strip guys of their confidence, emasculate them, make them feel inferior, take advantage of them, and deceive them. We need a voice like yours to poke holes in the inflated egos of these perps. We need you to tame their arrogance. Show the flaws and deficiencies in their facade of perfection. Today I make a solemn pledge that my allegiance will always be to The Dirtty and everything it stands for. Long live the Alpha Male and Nik Richie aka “Our Fearless Leader”!!!

Thank you.- nik

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Fake Ass Hustler

October 7, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 97

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this little fruitloop thinks he’s some kind of hustler trying to sell all these watches, glasses, belts, handbags, etc. to people as a living. I met this sperm reject through a mutual friend when I was in the market for a high end watch. So I met up with him and bought one of his “watches” for a “good deal” he said. I know it’s partially my fault for not having it appraised by a real jeweler, but thought my boy knows him so he’s got to be legit. Turns out my piece is fake and now this f*ck tard is no where to be found. If I get a hold of this clown I’mma ring his tiny neck!!!! Guess it runs in the family as his sister is a wanna be escort that got fired from Equinox.

Please be from Iraq. All these Iranian hustlers in the OC are bringing the real entrepreneurs down.- nik

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Holly Weber Is Still Seeing Old, Fat Johns

October 7, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 104


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been DA strong from way, way back. Sorry for the late post on this. I was at The Deck in Laguna the weekend before last. I was drinking with some friends and Hooker Holly the so called “model/actress turned hooker”, then reformed of her sl*tty ways is back at being the hooker she is. She came walking in the same fat old dude – John Stefani, there was an older woman with them. She was probably John’s wife, they probably do threesomes while he has viagra on the drip. He couldn’t keep his hands off her, she loved the attention. I think everyone who was watching them knew what was up and were trying to hold back their food from coming up. She was way over dressed, her lips looked so over inflated. It was pretty pathetic. I wish I had pics, but I couldn’t take any and not make it obvious. A while back she posted on her website a mea culpa admitting to her Hooker Holly past. Her website is still up with the story admitting her porta potty past. She even added a calendar with the times she hooked up with this fat bastard and what she earned from each pillow biting session. I don’t know why she did this. Maybe to try to wash her dirty vagina clean from the years from being happy hooker holly. For whatever reason, she’s back at it and with the same old dude. You’d think she get a different dude – Uh. I guess she’s going for broke or going to not be broke. Her DA name is now Hooker Holly, I decided. Peace.

Good to know The Deck is the new Javier’s for this kind of people watching.- nik

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We Can All Book DJ Megan Daniels

October 6, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 67


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I use an escorting agency out here in OC when I need to get a way from wifey and I was looking through their roster and came across the one and only DJ Megan Daniels… I guess DJing isn’t paying enough lol.

“Energy to do pretty much anything…” what does that mean?- nik

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Did Ben Upgrade Or Downgrade

October 6, 2014 Las Vegas, Newport, The Dirty 141


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Ben, Kina’s ex, has finally moved on as well. His new gf’s name is Gigi and she is from Orange County. A lot better for him then Kina [Scooby Snack] if you ask me. What do you think Nik, Gigi or Kina?

I have to see her with less clothes on. She looks a lot older than Scooby Snack in this image.- nik

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